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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-13 23:37:10


At 9/13/10 06:21 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: </end console war>

just becuase xbox is cheap, don't mean he is worst...

look at it this way... XBox360 is so great (and the online games too), that they make you pay for online games, and you know what? you pay it!!!, because it's so freaking awesome, that you don't care

in the other hand, PS3 can't make you pay for the online games, why??? because they are not so awesome, the games are not that good, and if you had to pay even more for online, ppl wouldn't buy them because they are NOT THAT GOOD


~Member of the EGB since 10/04/07 ~Member of the NGDD since 10/28/07

~thanx a million times for the sig CagedSilhouette

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-14 07:58:29


As far as the consoles go, I have friends that have PS3s and my girlfriend's brother currently has a 360. I play on them all for free. Problem solved.

Also, I've been a busy bunny with the writing, so you can read how it all began, back in 2004:

Blammer - Chapter 1


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-14 08:53:11


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-14 09:00:35


At 9/14/10 08:53 AM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: Stolen Movie.

Try putting a link to where it's stolen from next time. Thanks.

It was stolen from here by the way.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-14 11:20:34


Oviously stolen flash:

"Copyright Intel Corporation; all rights reserved" at the bottom.

If you really want a link, they're all over Google. Pick any one you like.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-14 17:46:06


Hey was wondering, how long has it been since somebody has done a roster in here? I mean the last time i saw one was right before Slash left which to me sems like forever ago. But maybe somebody could pick that back up and maybe become something of a regular thing around here again? Just putting it out there.


When life gives you lemons, be glad it didn't give you herpes.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-14 18:00:34


At 9/14/10 05:46 PM, Pandamir wrote: Hey was wondering, how long has it been since somebody has done a roster in here? I mean the last time i saw one was right before Slash left which to me sems like forever ago. But maybe somebody could pick that back up and maybe become something of a regular thing around here again? Just putting it out there.

Look no further:
EGB Roster Online

One of my contributions to the Barracks. Lizzardis maintains the actual content, and this program updates the stats on a daily basis. Once a month you'll get an official report from Lizz as well.

Have fun!


Proud member of the EGB since 2006 |-EGB Forum-|-EGB Website-| Game and Movie Mod 2017

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-14 18:08:53


Yeah just though it would be like in the ngpd or something but we are more classy here it seems. But also noticed that my name was not a part of the current list of members and such. But would very much like to have my name up there seeming as though i am a part of the fun here (or at least like to think so sometimes.)


When life gives you lemons, be glad it didn't give you herpes.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-14 18:10:43


At 9/14/10 05:46 PM, Pandamir wrote: Hey was wondering, how long has it been since somebody has done a roster in here? I mean the last time i saw one was right before Slash left which to me sems like forever ago. But maybe somebody could pick that back up and maybe become something of a regular thing around here again? Just putting it out there.

Slash is never really gone so long as people remember him. There's a little bit of Slash inside of everyone. And a lot of Slash inside the ladies.

...okay, there's just as much Slash in the guys.

...although seriously, I don't know how that bit of Slash got inside that chicken. It must have sat down on it or something.


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-14 18:14:39


At 9/14/10 06:10 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: ...although seriously, I don't know how that bit of Slash got inside that chicken. It must have sat down on it or something.

Yeah or must have just been one of those got curious things and well will just leave it at that. But just haven't seen ya around in a while but apperently still hovering around somewhere. And pop in every now and then.


When life gives you lemons, be glad it didn't give you herpes.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-14 19:15:12


At 9/14/10 06:10 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Slash is never really gone so long as people remember him. There's a little bit of Slash inside of everyone. And a lot of Slash inside the ladies.

Sounds like some wishful thinking there ha ha.

...okay, there's just as much Slash in the guys.

I thought as much. Must be what I was leaking out yesterday.

At 9/14/10 06:14 PM, Pandamir wrote:
At 9/14/10 06:10 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: ...although seriously, I don't know how that bit of Slash got inside that chicken. It must have sat down on it or something.
Yeah or must have just been one of those got curious things and well will just leave it at that.

Chicken cordon bleu a la firestorm.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-14 21:14:45


At 9/14/10 06:08 PM, Pandamir wrote: Yeah just though it would be like in the ngpd or something but we are more classy here it seems. But also noticed that my name was not a part of the current list of members and such. But would very much like to have my name up there seeming as though i am a part of the fun here (or at least like to think so sometimes.)

Are you requesting to join the Elite Guard, Pandamir? You are eligible, as you are a corporal, have a silver whistle, decent blam count and sufficient posts. As the New Recruits officer, I will be glad to start the process if you desire it as such.

At 9/14/10 06:10 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 9/14/10 05:46 PM, Pandamir wrote: Hey was wondering, how long has it been since somebody has done a roster in here? I mean the last time i saw one was right before Slash left which to me sems like forever ago. But maybe somebody could pick that back up and maybe become something of a regular thing around here again? Just putting it out there.
Slash is never really gone so long as people remember him. There's a little bit of Slash inside of everyone. And a lot of Slash inside the ladies.

Well, actually it was a little bit of Slash over and over again...


...okay, there's just as much Slash in the guys.

No matter how much they cried, they all knew what it felt like to be one with Slash.


...although seriously, I don't know how that bit of Slash got inside that chicken. It must have sat down on it or something.

Not just a chicken. There's also Coop's rottweiler, a dozen sheep in an unnamed farm in Montana, a few ex-nuns, and the 1996 Bolivian Olympic Fencing team. Seems like it just be rainin' Slash!

Good to hear from you again, mon Capitan! How are things going for you these days?


Proud member of the EGB since 2006 |-EGB Forum-|-EGB Website-| Game and Movie Mod 2017

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-14 21:23:21


At 9/14/10 09:14 PM, byteslinger wrote: Are you requesting to join the Elite Guard, Pandamir? You are eligible, as you are a corporal, have a silver whistle, decent blam count and sufficient posts. As the New Recruits officer, I will be glad to start the process if you desire it as such.

Well acutally joined up a good while back but because of several issues between then and now was not as active as I should have been granted. But if ya would like me to reapply then of course I would be more then happy to.


When life gives you lemons, be glad it didn't give you herpes.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-14 21:31:51


At 9/14/10 09:23 PM, Pandamir wrote:
At 9/14/10 09:14 PM, byteslinger wrote: Are you requesting to join the Elite Guard, Pandamir? You are eligible, as you are a corporal, have a silver whistle, decent blam count and sufficient posts. As the New Recruits officer, I will be glad to start the process if you desire it as such.
Well acutally joined up a good while back but because of several issues between then and now was not as active as I should have been granted. But if ya would like me to reapply then of course I would be more then happy to.

Sounds like you may have been dropped from the roster due to inactivity. I am going to PM EagleRock and see if he's okay with direct reinstatement, or if he thinks you'll need to go through the voting process all over again. One of us will get back to you ASAP with our decision.

*Salutes*


Proud member of the EGB since 2006 |-EGB Forum-|-EGB Website-| Game and Movie Mod 2017

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-14 22:02:40


At 9/14/10 06:10 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: perverted stuff.

Fix'd. HEY SLASH! What's up man? I really hope Hurricane Igor doesn't come towards your neck of the woods. That would suck a lot. It's currently headed towards the Bermuda Triangle. Hmm, I wonder if it could just disappear while inside the Bermuda Triangle.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-14 22:19:01


At 9/14/10 10:02 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Fix'd. HEY SLASH! What's up man? I really hope Hurricane Igor doesn't come towards your neck of the woods. That would suck a lot. It's currently headed towards the Bermuda Triangle. Hmm, I wonder if it could just disappear while inside the Bermuda Triangle.

Hell everything else disappears inside the Bermuda Triangle so why not hurricanes too? Well that would be really weird if that did in fact happen but highly unlikely.


When life gives you lemons, be glad it didn't give you herpes.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-15 12:17:56


Holy shit Slash I haven't seen you in a coon's age how have you been mang? Also, I just hit level 34 today so I'm very excited. However, what I am NOT excited about is the fact that 34 doesn't change much from 33.

::sigh:: Gonna be a long haul until the next level up...


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-15 15:00:55


At 9/14/10 06:10 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Slash is never really gone so long as people remember him. There's a little bit of Slash inside of everyone. And a lot of Slash inside the ladies.

...okay, there's just as much Slash in the guys.

...although seriously, I don't know how that bit of Slash got inside that chicken. It must have sat down on it or something.

>_< My head hurts now.

lol

But seriously, good to see you make the occasional appearance around here. :-)

At 9/14/10 09:23 PM, Pandamir wrote:
Well acutally joined up a good while back but because of several issues between then and now was not as active as I should have been granted. But if ya would like me to reapply then of course I would be more then happy to.

There's nothing wrong with getting dropped off due to inactivity. It's considered an honorable discharge, and one that you can quickly get back in as long as you keep your nose clean. While we have historically rejected people that have left and desired to return, you'd have to really screw up to get rejected from a reinstatement.

At 9/14/10 09:31 PM, byteslinger wrote: Sounds like you may have been dropped from the roster due to inactivity. I am going to PM EagleRock and see if he's okay with direct reinstatement, or if he thinks you'll need to go through the voting process all over again. One of us will get back to you ASAP with our decision.

I see no reason at all that should prevent his reinstatement. Lizz, could you kindly add him back to the roster? Also, Pandamir, feel free to create an account on the EGB Forums. You will be activated and given Elite Guard permissions. Note that we are not on the old forums anymore, but rather, the ones I've created for the EGB since. You can get to them via the link in my sig.

Welcome back!

*Salutes*

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-15 15:47:30


At 9/14/10 10:02 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Fix'd. HEY SLASH! What's up man? I really hope Hurricane Igor doesn't come towards your neck of the woods. That would suck a lot. It's currently headed towards the Bermuda Triangle. Hmm, I wonder if it could just disappear while inside the Bermuda Triangle.

I don't think I have to worry about that.

The Elite Guard Barracks


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-15 17:13:33


Well it never hurts to be cautious and hope for a friend's well-being during Hurricane Season. Also, you need to get on AIM or yahoo a lot more often. That is if you're "job" doesn't take too much time from the internet.

Speaking of which, what is your job anyway? o_0


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-15 21:03:14


****STOLEN FLASH ALERT****

Blatant Rick'Rolling and no credit to Rick. I'm not sure what else to say.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-15 22:16:15


Good work on that user I flagged it. I meant that his website was on his page. The link did not make much sense but I was linking the authors page because I thought people would click on it and notice the link. Lovely to see you here SlashFirestorm. Off topic anyone get a real bad sore throat feels like you have barbed wire in it? Horrid I have one it sucks.


Archer I'm a good shot!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-15 22:19:24


At 9/15/10 09:03 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: ****STOLEN FLASH ALERT****
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/54 8300
Blatant Rick'Rolling and no credit to Rick. I'm not sure what else to say.

He did it as a joke to tell us that his flash would be out on the 22nd, relax bro.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-15 22:55:25


Bad Thing About PS3 in Brazil:
TOO EXPENSIVE GAMES, R$300,00=US$150 to 155,00

Good Thing About Xbox in Brazil:
Here in my city, I don't need to pay for original games, I can get the copys of them, they're only US$7,50... :D That's why I want a Xbox, my father would NEVER buy US$150,00 dollars games to me.

The only bad thing is playing online, but... Newgrounds is enough of Internet for me. :P

Stopped the console wars. For now, let's see Move and Kinect, I personally loved Move, it's super cool, but it seems THE SAME THING OF WII!! >:( Only bad thing about it. That' why I wanna a X360 and a PS3... But the PVC graphics are way better... (it depends on your TV screen, a 42' TV screws up GTA4's graphics... I played it in my friend's house.)

Now, I stopped.


Hey you, looking for fun? Join the Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-16 15:48:27


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Yea, that's the problem with these other flash sites, they don't require an author name or anything of the sort, thus making our job a little more difficult. I really wish these other sites would require a name, publishing date, email, something! But none to be found.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-16 17:48:51


Oh yeah, I'm not going to be here for anywhere near as long as I used to be. I gots mahself some voluntary work that's eating up all the time I used to spend dicking around on here. I'm still here and all that, but just not as often.

I'll leave you (for now) with a totally random question:
If the EGB had a smiley next to it, which one should it be?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-16 18:00:30


Apologies if it looks like I'm fading into activity, I've been checking the thread a good six or seven times a day, but always in the times where if I were to post it'd contribute absolutely fuck all. Today I was locked out of my account, actually, I have no idea why. After a few hours of fucking around, and with the aid of Lizz, I managed to get back into the account and now it's working fine, luckily.

This week's actually been pretty odd on the NG front. I've been spending hours upon hours lurking, not posting, not voting on the UJ submissions I'm watching and such, but I've spent a good four or five hours a day on the site. :3 I got a good thirty five B/P last Sunday, although I've only made another fifteen since then. Hopefully by the end of tonight all the blamworthy submissions that are pending will be cleared through and those I've voted to pass will get through - giving me a good ten or so more. It's likely that every single one will be saved, but hey.


Formerly known as mwmike | I'm moderately active on last.fm | Before you post, read these. Please.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-17 21:00:37


Stolen:

Original:

Doesn't really work correctly but it's an earlier version of the one already on NG.


Rev 22:20 || Wi/Ht? # 46 || Why was my review deleted? || Without her, we are lifeless satellites drifting.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-18 22:39:40


I think Sheizenhammer that the smiley that would be cool would be this one, I think its the thinking icon with sunglasses. I choose that one because I think its suits the EGB cool thinking icon. I like when smileys are used in posts. I think this maybe stolen

Its an old game copyright 2003 it can be found on the net why would it be uploaded now?

http://www.lethalpenguin.net/host/207/

It may be legit just looks odd it can be found all over the internet.


Archer I'm a good shot!