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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-08 05:51:51


Why in the world would you kiss a trophy that looks like that anyway lol. I hope it's shopped. Thanks for the unanimous acceptance. My activity is lacking since all I have is the internet on my phone and until android 2.2 finally makes it's long awaited appearance for the droid x I don't have flash on it so no b/p cause I can't watch movies or play games.

Still cool as shit for phone don't get me wrong but once I get flash it's gonna rape the iphone he he.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-08 12:19:49


At 9/8/10 05:51 AM, SpiffyMasta wrote: Why in the world would you kiss a trophy that looks like that anyway lol. I hope it's shopped.

Actually, I think the phallic appearance of the trophy is just due to the camera angle. After looking a little closer I realised that the head is actually a golfball, and a front-on silhouette would look very much like the image attached. :D

Still cool as shit for phone don't get me wrong but once I get flash it's gonna rape the iphone he he.

I think Android are already raping the iPhone, personally I have a five year old phone (classy shit, yo), but by no means would I buy an iPhone over any recent Android phone, although this is more due to my dislike of apple than anything else.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-08 12:21:10


Sorry for that, forgot the image.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-08 16:57:43


I have noticed that stolen flashes are being flagged good work. Talking of which I PM Tom Fulp about that ScaryMovieGuy on 4th September, and he replied back really quickly I was surprised at that. On reviews I did my first one in almost 5 months. I need to get back on reviewing again. I got lazy since I left Review Request Club 2 years ago. I don't do reviews really which I think is a shame.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-08 18:17:02


Speaking of reviews, have any of y'all had about a week or more of doing nothing but reviews, like you're fucking addicted to writing them? Then after about a month or so, you just stop, then it picks back up again and you're on Review Crack. Really weird, ain't it?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-08 20:23:21


At 9/8/10 06:17 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Speaking of reviews, have any of y'all had about a week or more of doing nothing but reviews, like you're fucking addicted to writing them? Then after about a month or so, you just stop, then it picks back up again and you're on Review Crack. Really weird, ain't it?

Yea if you look at my review history you'll see a long line of reviews that are really detailed and it was almost as if I was doing them all day sometimes, but then slowly they decline. It's as if I had just given up reviewing altogether.

Ohwait...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-09 09:05:18


At 9/8/10 06:17 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Speaking of reviews, have any of y'all had about a week or more of doing nothing but reviews, like you're fucking addicted to writing them?

I can honestly say that I've never had a month when I was addicted to writing them and then a month when I wasn't - I may have found more flash that I wanted to review over the course of one month to another, but I try to be relatively consistent with the amount of reviews I write, as I can't guarantee that from day to day that these numbers will remain constant.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-09 12:03:26


lol, of corse it's a golf trophy... Didn't you guys notice it?? The "penis head" is just like a golf ball, and the woman is dressed properly for a golf game.

What did you guys thinK?? I wouldn't post some porn movies pictures here. Hmmm, Great idea... >:)

Also, nice vid Cobra, I liked your horse.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-09 18:58:06


****HIGHLY SUSPICIOUS FLASH ALERT****

Submission in question:

I can't find the original anywhere, but the comments say that he did not make the game, he only edited about 65% of it.

Thoughts?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-09 19:22:37


I've compared about ten minutes of gameplay with the original on ArmorGames (same character, Ismael, same starting position, etc) and I can't see a single difference. It was submitted by a different account onto Newgrounds in November 2008. It's a definite flag.

Original on NG:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-10 01:02:23


At 9/10/10 12:04 AM, Jedi-Master wrote: *Stolen flash alert.*

Stolen:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/54 7828
Original:
http://www.vabolt.com/games/cave-jhones.
html

Nice catch I played both of them (The original and the one posted here) and I can't see no difference.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-11 07:49:34


At 9/11/10 07:06 AM, Jedi-Master wrote: *Stolen flash alert.*

Of course, the other thing that makes sense is the fact that usually new accounts made to promote the user's flash tend to submit 2 flash per day for the first few days, to clear a backlog. This account only has one so far.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-11 18:03:48


At 9/11/10 08:24 AM, Jedi-Master wrote: I think I'm having a moment of stupidity but, I don't understand what you're saying, could you elaborate for me please?

There's a submission limit of 2 per day, so that accounts that will remain nameless at this point will not be able to single handedly spam up the portal.

If it were a legit account from one of these sites, you could pretty much bank on 2 submissions, because they want to promote the website, so releasing loads of their games to the maximum of 2 per day would put them out there for the most possible exposure on NG.

This submitter only put one piece on the portal, not two.

A tenuous link, I know, but we'll see what tomorrow brings, as there could be a chance of more stolen stuff from this account.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-11 18:22:05


Hello again everybody! it has been a little bit since i have been around here but just haven't had much to say i guess in the time i have been gone. But have been mainly in the portal doing my daily duty there. Hope all is well with everybody.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-11 18:25:53


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-11 18:32:26


At 9/11/10 06:25 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: Stolen flash:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/54 7948
Original.

Well it's already been flagged apperently so good job on stopping that one.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-11 22:18:22


****HIGHLY UNSUITABLE FLASH ALERT****

Contains uncensored male nudity, and it zooms in on his erect dick and asshole NEED BRAIN BLEACH!!!!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-12 15:01:42


At 9/11/10 10:18 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: ****HIGHLY UNSUITABLE FLASH ALERT****
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/54 7963
Contains uncensored male nudity, and it zooms in on his erect dick and asshole NEED BRAIN BLEACH!!!!

well its already marked for review. How about this hateful thing?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/54 8018 This really is pushing it and is really racist.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-12 16:04:11


Eh, not really. Personally I found it a bit comedic. As long as there aren't any blatant racial slurs towards African-Americans, like the N-word or anything really unsuitable, then it's fine. Racial stereotypes are fine. I find them to be quite funny really.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-12 17:46:34


At 9/12/10 05:44 PM, Rabid-Animals wrote:

Eh, like Cobra said, it's just a stereotype. I too thought it was pretty funny. I mean, if somebody make a video in that style of a Jewish boy whining about not getting his $1000 dollar allowance, I'd laugh, and I'm Jewish. It's just a matter of taste. The movie's intent wasn't to depict hatred or incite anger, it was just to make a stupid little cartoon.

Yes I see, sorry for the mix up thanks for clarifying that. What is considered hateful then?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-12 18:30:42


Anyone played the point and click game The Room Tribute? I have I thought it was quite good. I liked the 8 bit NES or SNES graphics it had. I looked it up and the game is based on a real movie from 2003. I saw some clips on YouTube and the movie I thought looked bad but in a so bad its good kinda way. An odd looking front cover

I'm not sure but on the user page the address is the same as the link.

http://matheusbr0.newgrounds.com/

He has loads of games I don't know 100% if it means he is the real author but it looks legit maybe.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-12 21:57:12


At 9/12/10 06:30 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Anyone played the point and click game The Room Tribute?

I'm usually not so big on the games, but I went through. Considered writing a review, then gave up when I realized there wasn't much to criticize. Pretty good, though I wish the Nostalgia Critic's review hadn't been taken down due to copyright issues.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-12 22:26:55


At 9/12/10 06:30 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Anyone played the point and click game The Room Tribute?

I simply loved it, one of my fav. games of all time, it's simply awesome!! Just need patience to beat it again, it's too big!! :B

Anyway, anyone have good news??


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-12 23:17:30


At 9/12/10 10:26 PM, RogerBK wrote: Anyway, anyone have good news??

Like what kind of good news?? Nah well hell just got all my Live stuff renewed and back on gold status. And going to try to get Halo Reach when it comes out. But since i am in Germany at the current time it will hit shelves here several hours before it comes to the states. So they may play to my advantage to will just have to wait and see when the time comes.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-12 23:33:22


At 9/12/10 06:30 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Anyone played the point and click game The Room Tribute? I have I thought it was quite good.

The pokemon style fight scene got me going.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-13 11:39:49


Changed the name Caitlin??:D

Oh, I always wanted a Xbox360... It's awesome, and can you please tell me how much is the Live?? I couldn't find the right prices.

BTW, thank God I have a Wii, it makes me so happy when I'm bored... :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-13 11:41:39


At 9/12/10 06:30 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: I'm not sure but on the user page the address is the same as the link. http://matheusbr0.newgrounds.com/

Uh, Lassuk, where he come from? Or is this just another typo?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-13 18:11:58


At 9/13/10 11:39 AM, RogerBK wrote: Changed the name Caitlin??:D

Yeah finally got it changed around to something more of my liking, now it won't seem akward signing in everytim one here.

Oh, I always wanted a Xbox360... It's awesome, and can you please tell me how much is the Live?? I couldn't find the right prices.

And well if you don't have a 360 already i would say go for the new models of them seeing as they can't red ring which is a big plus. But as for Live the first month comes free but after that there is like three options to choose from. And here they are: 1 month: $7.99, 3 month: $19.99 And lastly 1 year for $49.99. While the one year is the most expensive it's also the best way to go really. And then Once you get Live you will also have to get MS points which i will let ya check on that for yourself. But all in all it's really good to have and can have a lot of fun playing on there against other people.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-13 18:21:40


Hmm, pay to play games online or not?

PS3:
1. Don't have to pay to have a PSN account and I can play games online for free.
2. No RROD, just the rare YLoD.

XBOX360:
1. RRDO
2. Have to pay to have a Microsoft account
3. Have to pay to play games online.

Yet another reason why PS3 is better than 360.

</end console war>


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-09-13 18:30:41


Yeah is kind of stupid to have to pay to play online. But you you don't have to pay to have an account cause you can create a profile and then take it online for free. And really all your paying for is the gold status of the online gaming. Cause if not then your stuck on silver and can't play multiplayer games online and by then what's the point of getting online at all?


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