The EGBforums are not letting me post. I am not sure why this is, it is just giving me an error. I am guessing it;s because I did go on a hiatus due to life in general. So can someone tell me what the status is?
Thanks, Benwa
At 7/5/10 11:01 PM, Rabid-Animals wrote: Good evening, officers, Rabid-Animals reporting in for information about joining the Elite Guard Barracks. I've served the Portal quietly for almost five years, and I like the work you guys do around here. Regarding my qualifications, I'm currently ranked in the top 900 B/P'ers, with a rank of Staff Sergeant, and a Silver Whistle to boot. As an Icon Mod I've created close to 1000 icons.
I'm dedicated to keeping the place clean and all-around fun, and I'll leave it at that.
Welcome! I'm Supreme Commander ByteSlinger, the Recruitment Officer of the Elite Guard Barracks. After a cursory review of your profile and posts, you seem to be a decent candidate for the Elite Guard. There are a few things you'll need to read and understand before you join, but don't worry - I'll be guiding you through the recruitment process. Here's how it works.
First, I will present you with the shortened code of conduct for the Barracks, along with links to the relevant FAQ's on our forums. You must read them, understand them, and post here again confirming that you accept those principles. A simple "yes, I agree" will be sufficient. This process serves two purposes:
1) Ensuring that you're not a "drive-by applicant" who asks to join and then never comes back, and
2) Ensuring that you know how we operate so there won't be any complications in the future, such as "wait, we're not supposed to be mass voting?".
After you agree to the code of conduct, the Barracks community will discuss your qualifications and decide whether to allow you into the group. Our requirements aren't too strict; beyond the main qualifications of 2500+ B/P and a Bronze Whistle or better, we'll be looking for sufficient post quality (low number of one-liners, intelligent posts that contribute to the topic), helpful reviews, any potentially problematic flashes, stuff like that. After discussion and a vote, we'll make the final call and PM you with the results. Assuming that no objections are raised, the process usually takes a day or two.
Here is our abbreviated Code of Conduct. Read it, learn it, and post again with confirmation of your understanding. If you can't abide by these principles, say so.
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1. Voting fairly.
This is the foundation of the Elite Guard Barracks. All members are expected to give every flash a fair vote, regardless of who made it or what their group affiliations are. We do not target any flash group, not favorably or in opposition; our only enemies are those who break the rules of the site, not those who merely bend them.
Everyone has a different definition of quality, and all members are expected to vote based on what they honestly feel a flash deserves, not on whether they think the flash will pass or be blammed. While Barracks members are proud of their high ranks, and are eager to compete with others, a high B/P score means nothing if achieved through petty point-whore voting, and any member who admits to doing so will be removed from the organization.
2. Stopping Portal abuse.
Numerous stolen, malicious, and unsuitable flash are submitted to the Flash Portal every day, and it is our job to ensure that as many of them are removed as possible. Members are expected to report any suspicious flash to the Barracks, including any evidence or doubts that they might have, and only whistle something if they are sure, beyond a reasonable doubt, that it is whistle-worthy.
Just as with B/P, points mean nothing if achieved through inappropriate means. There should be no blind rush to whistle a flash that is merely suspected of wrongdoing; it's better to let an uncertain case go by rather than wrongly whistle an innocent submission. If evidence of wrongdoing is discovered after a flash passes judgment, we can always (and will always) inform Wade of our findings.
In the case of a beyond-reasonable-doubt rulebreaking flash, members are encouraged to share their results with the Newgrounds Police Department and the Newgrounds Department of Defense.
3. Cleaning up the review system.
Members are expected to be familiar with the review guidelines and whistle abusive reviews when they come across them, and report severe cases of abuse to a review mod. Additionally, members are expected to write helpful reviews, offering constructive criticism and remaining civil even when the author refuses to do so. We must set a good example for other Newgrounders, in hopes that they will improve their own reviews as well.
4. Setting an example for others to follow.
Barracks members are expected to post intelligently, contributing to threads rather than merely dropping a one-liner opinion on it. Flaming, spamming, and other ban-worthy behavior is strictly prohibited, and extreme misbehavior will lead to removal from the EGB.
Members are also expected to act civilly towards all Newgrounders. You are expected to be helpful and patient when dealing with newer members, whether simply showing them the FAQ or explaining more complex concepts that they do not understand. Concepts such as fair voting, intelligent posting/reviewing, and keeping an open mind are essential for newer members to learn, and we are just the ones to teach them.
For those with more experience, you are expected to show respect and understand that they may, in fact, know more about Newgrounds than you do, even if you're a seasoned veteran. This applies both to fellow Barracks members and Newgrounders in the general population.
Members are expected to put reasonable effort into any flash or audio submissions, and be careful with who they become Portal Buddies with. We are quite generous with our definition of reasonable effort; examples of unacceptable submissions would be static images, single frames, ridiculously small loops, or purposefully bad music. Anyone submitting rulebreaking content would, obviously, be removed from the Barracks and reported to Wade.
5. Not starting shit.
As mentioned above, the Barracks has no enemies beyond those who break the rules of the site. Our roster has included current and former members of various flash groups, including the Clock Crew, Barney Bunch, and Kitty Krew, and we are open to anyone willing to follow our principles. Barracks members are expected to be civil to others and not start fights, and anyone found to be starting shit with anyone, even if they deserve it, will be removed. You are representing the Barracks with your actions, and if your actions do not reflect our principles, you will not be a part of the organization.
6. Remaining active with the group.
Barracks members are expected to remain reasonably active in the thread, as well as with their duties. Those who are inactive for long periods (months) may be removed from the roster at any time, and rollcalls are occasionally sent out to all members to determine who is active. Members who expect to be inactive for some time due to IRL reasons (such as school, employment, vacation, etc) should inform the Barracks in advance.
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In addition to the above, please examine the following materials.
The Barracks Manifesto
The Barracks FAQ
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So, just let me know, and we'll get you started! And, please, for the love of GOD, do NOT quote this entire thing! :-)
At 7/6/10 10:14 AM, Rabid-Animals wrote:
Yessir
Ahem.. here starts your first lesson then recruit. Some may call it the birds and the bees, but son, I call it life. You see that thing there between your legs? Yeah, see son, byteslinger doesn't have one of those. She's different. Some would call her a woman, but I like to call them blood sucking evil entities. Eventually one will take over your life and you won't have any dignity left as a man. :P And she'll bite off your penis.
Anyway, I haven't signed up on the new website yet. I don't like change. :( I'll sign up here soon, but if I remember correctly it wouldn't let me sign up last time.
At 7/6/10 10:46 AM, Fro wrote:At 7/6/10 10:14 AM, Rabid-Animals wrote:YessirAhem.. here starts your first lesson then recruit. Some may call it the birds and the bees, but son, I call it life. You see that thing there between your legs? Yeah, see son, byteslinger doesn't have one of those.
Yes, I wasn't born with a birth defect - some call it being male!
She's different. Some would call her a woman, but I like to call them blood sucking evil entities.
I don't suck blood - not a vampire. HOWEVER...later you may address me as the "Dark Queen Over All that is Not Linux"
:Eventually one will take over your life and you won't have any dignity left as a man. :P And she'll bite off your penis.
Only if you deserve it.
Anyway, I haven't signed up on the new website yet. I don't like change. :( I'll sign up here soon, but if I remember correctly it wouldn't let me sign up last time.
Contact EagleRock - He'll set you up.
And stop trying to scare off the new recruit - leave that to me AFTER they've been accepted...hehehehe....
*Salutes*
At 7/6/10 05:03 AM, BenwaHakubi wrote: The EGBforums are not letting me post. I am not sure why this is, it is just giving me an error. I am guessing it;s because I did go on a hiatus due to life in general. So can someone tell me what the status is?
Thanks, Benwa
Apparently, you didn't respond to the September 2009 rollcall. As a result, you were listed as AWOL, removed from the roster and your account in the old forum was set to "Guest" (which means that you can't post). However, if you want to be active again, you're more than welcome to do so, just make an account in our new forums (which are much better than the old ones). You will be added to the roster ;)
At 7/6/10 10:46 AM, Fro wrote: Anyway, I haven't signed up on the new website yet. I don't like change. :( I'll sign up here soon, but if I remember correctly it wouldn't let me sign up last time.
You must have a really strong password or it won't let you sign up. Your password must contain both uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers, and symbols (such as - _ *)
Sorry about the double post.
The member discussion for accepting Rabid-Animals can be found here. Only registered users on the new BBS may access this forum and vote.
If you haven't signed up for the new BBS yet, PM EagleRock and he'll help you get set up.
See you there!
*Salutes*
After a good weeks work of B/P I finally hit Corporal!
At 7/6/10 11:25 AM, byteslinger wrote: I don't suck blood - not a vampire. HOWEVER...later you may address me as the "Dark Queen Over All that is Not Linux"
Wow...you really are letting that one stick, aren't you? LOL
Contact EagleRock - He'll set you up.
Yeah...anyone that has not yet signed up for the forums, please go ahead and do so! The password policies are stronger than the old forums, so if you are having trouble creating an account, PM me or IM me and I will assist you as needed.
And stop trying to scare off the new recruit - leave that to me AFTER they've been accepted...hehehehe....
Yeah, what's with all the crazy talk? Everyone's going to think we're a bunch of crazies! That's what they're supposed to learn after they joined!
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Anyway, back to a bit of Barracks business. As far as the officer assessments, I have not heard any dissent towards my picks for the replacement officer thus far. Additionally, everyone I mentioned expressed interest in accepting the position, so I am making the choices thus far official. Here are the new officer appointments:
RohantheBarbarian - Lt. CBO
Coop83 - 2 Lt. CBO
ByteSlinger - Recruitment Officer
Lizzardis - Records Officer
Ismael92 - Lt. Records Officer
You can head on over to the forums to check out the updated Officer List to get a better view of the leadership at this point.
Keep in mind that I am still hearing other petitions and ideas that the members wish to give. So, don't think I don't want your voice to be heard!
What are we supposed to do with that shit spam flash these ass holes keep sending under different file names and different users?
At 7/7/10 04:41 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: What are we supposed to do with that shit spam flash these ass holes keep sending under different file names and different users?
Unless they're actually swapping the whole file out, ignore it. There's nothing in the submission rules against spam and / or changing the title of a flash.
If the content of the flash itself has completely changed since being under judgement, PM Wade with a link to it and see if he does anything about it. Otherwise, just vote 0 (or whatever score you think it deserves) if you don't like it and move on.
At 7/7/10 08:20 AM, Sheizenhammer wrote: Unless they're actually swapping the whole file out, ignore it. There's nothing in the submission rules against spam and / or changing the title of a flash.
If the content of the flash itself has completely changed since being under judgement, PM Wade with a link to it and see if he does anything about it. Otherwise, just vote 0 (or whatever score you think it deserves) if you don't like it and move on.
Couldn't have said it better myself. :-)
By the way, I'd like to remind everyone that the vote for Rabid-Animals to join the Barracks is still ongoing. We have only had six votes so far and I'd like to have more of the Barracks involved. If you get a minute, Please sign up for the new forums (link in my sig) and give the guy a vote. You'll find the voting thread in the Barracks Court Martial. I'd like to end voting by tomorrow the latest, so if you'd like to be involved, make sure to vote by then. Thanks!
Well if anyone is wondering why I haven't been on my laptop these last few days, it's because my hard drive is fried. Since I am still under warranty, I am getting a new one. Byte, I'm going to need you to make that God Of War 3 sig again. And I'm going to have to RE-IMPORT all my music from my PS3. I've also been busy trying to sell Coca-Cola for $1.00 a can along a road near the dump. I poked two holes in two cans when I got home.
That also explains my low B/P count the last couple of days.
At 7/6/10 01:27 PM, EagleRock wrote: Anyway, back to a bit of Barracks business. As far as the officer assessments, I have not heard any dissent towards my picks for the replacement officer thus far. Additionally, everyone I mentioned expressed interest in accepting the position, so I am making the choices thus far official. Here are the new officer appointments:
RohantheBarbarian - Lt. CBO
Coop83 - 2 Lt. CBO
Hey cool, I get a brass nameplate as well as a desk. *puts down briefcase*
Shanon, do I have any appointments? No? In that case, a large cup of tea, please.
At 7/7/10 05:24 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Well if anyone is wondering why I haven't been on my laptop these last few days, it's because my hard drive is fried. Since I am still under warranty, I am getting a new one. Byte, I'm going to need you to make that God Of War 3 sig again. And I'm going to have to RE-IMPORT all my music from my PS3. I've also been busy trying to sell Coca-Cola for $1.00 a can along a road near the dump. I poked two holes in two cans when I got home.
That also explains my low B/P count the last couple of days.
Murphy's law: you spent all that time fixing your hinge and keyboard, so the only thing left to fail was the hard drive. I am so sorry to hear that...when you get your laptop back up and running, I'll send you the files you need - I still have all of them in a folder somewhere.
This follows one of my favorite Murphy's Law regarding computers:
During a power surge, a $200 motherboard will blow and fail, protecting a 50 cent fuse
Dude...its a Dell! :P
Seriously - good luck with the next fix... hard drives are easy to replace, but a bitch to set up. Hope you have your recovery and driver CD/DVDs....
This club looks like a blast of fun so can I join just like that or is there a judging process or something like that?
At 7/8/10 08:05 AM, domo48 wrote: This club looks like a blast of fun so can I join just like that or is there a judging process or something like that?
Yes, there is a judging process. Unfortunately, there's also some basic requirements, and you don't yet have one of them. You need a rank of Private (2500 B/P) or higher to be considered for this club, as well as a bronze whistle. You have the whistle, but you're a little way off of the B/P needed I'm afraid.
However, if you want you can ask to join the NGPD. They're like a smaller version of this club, and you do have the basic requirements to join there. There's a judging process there too, though, so good luck if you do want to join.
Stolen:
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Death Penalty World Cup
by mousebreaker2009Get your footie skills in check, the zombies are coming! -
Drift Rally Racing
by mousebreaker2009This is the ultimate drift racing challenge...
Pending response from Mousbreaker.com
The reason why I think they are stolen is that on the drift rally game, the player's screen freezes when they are out of time or they complete the game, and the original game (on Mousebreaker's website) doesn't have that problem. Do not flag them yet, I still need to get a reply back from Mousebreaker, but keep an eye on them.
French tanks have six gears, 5 reverse, and one forward in case they are ever attacked from behind
Disregard the previous post, I did some lurking and they are Mousebreaker.
French tanks have six gears, 5 reverse, and one forward in case they are ever attacked from behind
okay.Are those the only requirements cause those are pretty easy.So is it alright when i become elite I come back and reapply?
Well I now have a new hard drive and am going to be in the process of transferring all my files from my old hard drive to my new one with the help of my brother. Wish me luck. The one part that's going to take a long while is all my music. 213 songs of which are all The Who, thanks Eagle! :)
At 7/8/10 10:49 AM, domo48 wrote: okay.Are those the only requirements cause those are pretty easy.So is it alright when i become elite I come back and reapply?
Those are the BASIC requirements. If you come back, re-apply, read and accept the terms of this club, and then pass the voting stage (where current members vote on whether to have you as a new member or not), THEN you'll be an official EGB member.
But yes, the first thing to do is get yourself some more B/P. See you later! :)
Sorry to say Yamor, but looking through your most recent 150 posts, you spend an AWFUL LOT OF YOUR TIME IN GENERAL. Normally this is not a bad thing, but as I have said before, I will say again:
The General Forum is basically an Upper Echelon /b/. Which is not really good at all. Please stay out of General for about the next 2 or 3 weeks. Then come back.
At 7/7/10 05:24 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote:
That also explains my low B/P count the last couple of days.
Also explains the other things as well.
To those wondering, I'm using my cousin's computer and it's a good thing NG's no longer blocked for a time being so I'm able to make an access.
I'll help you PM the subscribers for this time.
"As the old saying goes...what was it again?"
HOLY CRAP! THE HIATUS IS A LIE!
P
So, how's China?
At 7/9/10 02:57 AM, SlntCobra1 wrote: HOLY CRAP! THE HIATUS IS A LIE!
So, how's China?P
So far so good, although like last time in 2002, the stairs to my cousin's are steep so I have to be careful. Just hope it won't be plagued by diahrea like the previous one. Just to let you know, Shanghai does looked like Manhattan and I mean the good part although there's also tons of jaywalking to go around.
Anyway just don't forget to PM my subscribers on each update and don't leave anything chapters out. Those who got suspended? Forget them.
I'll try to send you another chapter when I can.
"As the old saying goes...what was it again?"
At 7/9/10 03:32 AM, Yamor wrote:
Wah wah wah.
Alright, I guess we can review you for membership. While we're waiting for our lovely recruiting officer, ByteSlinger, to stop by and jumpstart this ordeal, you can read this and agree to it. This will be the first part of your process of application into our group. This is mandatory.
SIMPLY STATE THAT YOU AGREE TO THIS. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT QUOTE THE WHOLE THING.
First, I will present you with the shortened code of conduct for the Barracks, along with links to the relevant FAQ's on our forums. You must read them, understand them, and post here again confirming that you accept those principles. A simple "yes, I agree" will be sufficient. This process serves two purposes:
1) Ensuring that you're not a "drive-by applicant" who asks to join and then never comes back, and
2) Ensuring that you know how we operate so there won't be any complications in the future, such as "wait, we're not supposed to be mass voting?".
After you agree to the code of conduct, the Barracks community will discuss your qualifications and decide whether to allow you into the group. Our requirements aren't too strict; beyond the main qualifications of 2500+ B/P and a Bronze Whistle or better, we'll be looking for sufficient post quality (low number of one-liners, intelligent posts that contribute to the topic), helpful reviews, any potentially problematic flashes, stuff like that. After discussion and a vote, I'll make the final call and PM you with the results. Assuming that no objections are raised, the process usually takes a day or two.
Here is our abbreviated Code of Conduct. Read it, learn it, and post again with confirmation of your understanding. If you can't abide by these principles, say so.
*****
1. Voting fairly.
This is the foundation of the Elite Guard Barracks. All members are expected to give every flash a fair vote, regardless of who made it or what their group affiliations are. We do not target any flash group, not favorably or in opposition; our only enemies are those who break the rules of the site, not those who merely bend them.
Everyone has a different definition of quality, and all members are expected to vote based on what they honestly feel a flash deserves, not on whether they think the flash will pass or be blammed. While Barracks members are proud of their high ranks, and are eager to compete with others, a high B/P score means nothing if achieved through petty point-whore voting, and any member who admits to doing so will be removed from the organization.
2. Stopping Portal abuse.
Numerous stolen, malicious, and unsuitable flash are submitted to the Flash Portal every day, and it is our job to ensure that as many of them are removed as possible. Members are expected to report any suspicious flash to the Barracks, including any evidence or doubts that they might have, and only whistle something if they are sure, beyond a reasonable doubt, that it is whistle-worthy.
Just as with B/P, points mean nothing if achieved through inappropriate means. There should be no blind rush to whistle a flash that is merely suspected of wrongdoing; it's better to let an uncertain case go by rather than wrongly whistle an innocent submission. If evidence of wrongdoing is discovered after a flash passes judgment, we can always (and will always) inform Wade of our findings.
In the case of a beyond-reasonable-doubt rulebreaking flash, members are encouraged to share their results with the Newgrounds Police Department and the Newgrounds Department of Defense.
3. Cleaning up the review system.
Members are expected to be familiar with the review guidelines and whistle abusive reviews when they come across them, and report severe cases of abuse to a review mod. Additionally, members are expected to write helpful reviews, offering constructive criticism and remaining civil even when the author refuses to do so. We must set a good example for other Newgrounders, in hopes that they will improve their own reviews as well.
4. Setting an example for others to follow.
Barracks members are expected to post intelligently, contributing to threads rather than merely dropping a one-liner opinion on it. Flaming, spamming, and other ban-worthy behavior is strictly prohibited, and extreme misbehavior will lead to removal from the EGB.
Members are also expected to act civilly towards all Newgrounders. You are expected to be helpful and patient when dealing with newer members, whether simply showing them the FAQ or explaining more complex concepts that they do not understand. Concepts such as fair voting, intelligent posting/reviewing, and keeping an open mind are essential for newer members to learn, and we are just the ones to teach them.
For those with more experience, you are expected to show respect and understand that they may, in fact, know more about Newgrounds than you do, even if you're a seasoned veteran. This applies both to fellow Barracks members and Newgrounders in the general population.
Members are expected to put reasonable effort into any flash or audio submissions, and be careful with who they become Portal Buddies with. We are quite generous with our definition of reasonable effort; examples of unacceptable submissions would be static images, single frames, ridiculously small loops, or purposefully bad music. Anyone submitting rulebreaking content would, obviously, be removed from the Barracks and reported to Wade.
5. Not starting shit.
As mentioned above, the Barracks has no enemies beyond those who break the rules of the site. Our roster has included current and former members of various flash groups, including the Clock Crew, Barney Bunch, and Kitty Krew, and we are open to anyone willing to follow our principles. Barracks members are expected to be civil to others and not start fights, and anyone found to be starting shit with anyone, even if they deserve it, will be removed. You are representing the Barracks with your actions, and if your actions do not reflect our principles, you will not be a part of the organization.
6. Remaining active with the group.
Barracks members are expected to remain reasonably active in the thread, as well as with their duties. Those who are inactive for long periods (months) may be removed from the roster at any time, and rollcalls are occasionally sent out to all members to determine who is active. Members who expect to be inactive for some time due to IRL reasons (such as school, employment, vacation, etc) should inform the Barracks in advance.
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In addition to the above, please examine the following materials.
Formerly PuddinN64 - BBS, Icon, and Portal Mod
"Your friends love you anyway" - Check out Guinea Something Good!
Hello Idiot-Finder cool your on here again. Well I think the list EagleRock is cool I have online I think the list for the officers is a very good choice. Been looking at review your thread Lizzardis is very helpful about writing reviews. My reviews have been slow my last one from 3 months ago. I need to sort out the stolen lists again seems like I may have a few to report. Hello Yamor again
Archer I'm a good shot!
At 7/9/10 02:41 AM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Sorry to say Yamor, but looking through your most recent 150 posts, you spend an AWFUL LOT OF YOUR TIME IN GENERAL. Normally this is not a bad thing, but as I have said before, I will say again:
The General Forum is basically an Upper Echelon /b/. Which is not really good at all. Please stay out of General for about the next 2 or 3 weeks. Then come back.
And I'll say again, Cobra, you're getting close to crossing a line here - don't give Yamor the impression that you actually are in authority here, will you?
Lt. Portal Violations Officer =/= Recruitment Officer.
Everyone is entitled to a chance.
At 7/9/10 02:41 AM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Sorry to say Yamor, but looking through your most recent 150 posts, you spend an AWFUL LOT OF YOUR TIME IN GENERAL. Normally this is not a bad thing, but as I have said before, I will say again:
The General Forum is basically an Upper Echelon /b/. Which is not really good at all. Please stay out of General for about the next 2 or 3 weeks. Then come back.
I have to side with Coop on this one. First off, the bolding and italics aren't necessary. It's just as bad as caps-locking your post. And Yamor applied a few weeks back requesting entry, to which I replied and advised him to make a conscious effort on his posts. While I have not given his record an in-depth look yet, I can easily say he has made a conscious effort to improve. So, based on this, I see no reason to not give him a chance to go through the recruitment process.
At 7/9/10 04:31 AM, Yamor wrote: Yes, I agree.
Since puddinN64 already kick-started this, I see no reason to go through it again...so I'll get started with the recruitment. We will deliberate and take a vote. I will notify you via PM when we have come to a decision. This can take anywhere from 24 hours to up to a week, depending on the person, and whether or not people can be arsed enough to sign up for the forums and comment (hint, hint, everyone :-P). Good luck!
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Speaking of recruitment, I'm happy to announce that Rabid-Animals has been admitted to the Barracks! I have notified him via PM and will set him up in the forums once he's signed up. I'm sure Lizz will make quick work of adding him to the roster as well. Welcome to the Barracks, Rabid-Animals!
