At 5/24/10 01:52 AM, SlntCobra1 wrote:

At 5/23/10 09:28 PM, byteslinger wrote: * Salutes and then orders Sheiz to clean out all of his old boxes of National Geographic porn so ADV can get to his bunk again *

Also, you're not going to give me a bunk, huh?? OK, I'll sleep in the floor, why'd you take care of a Private?? *Hunf*

Hmmm, animal porn... (Ex. of titles: The Tigers get in the Ass... And other creepy things...)

DAMMIT Sheiz! How many times have I told you to keep your Nat Geo porn in your portable safe?! Or at the very least on your sextuple encrypted extremely complicated password protected flash drive?! Geez!

lol, National Geographic is full of great movies...

* Salutes Lizz, then gives him a hug for just bein' so damn cute! *

Hey! Where's my hug?

If you hug me, you'd be in jail for harassing little kids, you pedophile...

* Salutes, and then finds Cobra, Lizz and Ismael and drags them back to the front lines*

And you send RogerBK to the last row, fighting until his death with only a little pistol... :'(

At 5/24/10 11:31 AM, RogerBK wrote:

At 5/24/10 01:52 AM, SlntCobra1 wrote:

* Salutes, and then finds Cobra, Lizz and Ismael and drags them back to the front lines*

And you send RogerBK to the last row, fighting until his death with only a little pistol... :'(

Yeah but your little pistol is a very powerful one (like Will Smith in Men in Black).

At 5/24/10 12:16 PM, Lizzardis wrote:

At 5/23/10 08:21 PM, Ismael92 wrote: If you want to, I could take care of the whole thing (sending and receiving PMs, organizing a list of active/inactive/retired/ members) since as I already mentioned, Slash is inactive, and also your life is much busier than mine (I would gladly take some work off your hands).

If you would like to, then yes that would be perfectly alright. If you want to speak with me about it beforehand, then that's also fine with me as well.

It's a little less workload for me as then I only have to concentrate on the NGPD roll call. So, I'm now handing the roll call over to Ismael :)

Like I say, if you need a hand... Just simply PM me and I'll PM you back my friend ;)

Yeah, that would be great. Lately I've become more active so I'll like to take advantage of it before I lose interest again.

I'll create a thread in our private forums when the time comes, and I'll edit it the same way that Slash did, separating the members in three categories: Wishes to stay / Wishes to leave / AWOL (doesn't PM back). I'll send PMs to everyone on June 1st (even those who post here frequently, because that way it's easier to keep track of everyone).

At 5/23/10 09:28 PM, byteslinger wrote: * Puts out huge tray of assorted cookies and a dozen glasses of ice-cold milk *

OMNOMNOM! :3

Shit! You beat me to it >:(

At 5/24/10 11:31 AM, RogerBK wrote:

At 5/24/10 01:52 AM, SlntCobra1 wrote:

At 5/23/10 09:28 PM, byteslinger wrote: * Salutes and then orders Sheiz to clean out all of his old boxes of National Geographic porn so ADV can get to his bunk again *

Also, you're not going to give me a bunk, huh?? OK, I'll sleep in the floor, why'd you take care of a Private?? *Hunf*

Actually, you ARE getting a bunk -we're just not sure where yet. Privates tend to get the bunks in the "less desirable" parts of the barracks, but you do have your choices:

1) The small closet next to the furnace room - a little cramped, but comfy in winter - hot as Hell in summer. You won't have to worry about needing extra blankets, but you will be asked to keep an eye on the pressure gauges for us. If those furnaces get too hot, well - we had quite the job mopping up the last Private who shirked that duty.

-OR-

2) The janitor's closet next to the laundry room. You'll always have clean fatigues, but you get to smell the sweat and crud from everyone else. The rhythmic squeaking of the dryers are sure to lull you to sleep - or drive you insane. (We figured that's what happened to Cobra!)

-OR-

3) The last stall in the men's latrine. Kinda small, but you never have to wait in line after our Taco Bell and Tequila Friday Nights. Easy access to personal hygiene, and after a while you won't even notice the smells

Hmmm, animal porn... (Ex. of titles: The Tigers get in the Ass... And other creepy things...)

You have that volume, too?!? Wow. Then you know about the other picture with the near-sighted male rhino and the Hummer H2? Man, the rear-end on that car was NEVER designed for that kind of abuse!

DAMMIT Sheiz! How many times have I told you to keep your Nat Geo porn in your portable safe?! Or at the very least on your sextuple encrypted extremely complicated password protected flash drive?! Geez!

lol, National Geographic is full of great movies...

We just look at the pictures. We're simple like that.

* Salutes Lizz, then gives him a hug for just bein' so damn cute! *

Hey! Where's my hug?

If you hug me, you'd be in jail for harassing little kids, you pedophile...

While I can respect the right of any individual of any age not to have any unwanted physical contact by those they don't know, I find it bothersome that even truly friendly and platonic displays of affection are now all suspect. I am not now, never have been, nor ever will be a pedophile, as I have no unnatural or subversive sexual tendencies towards children. If you don't want a hug, that's cool, I can respect that. Lizz (and even Cobra) gets the occasional hug because we have that type of friendship. But that's because we are friends, and friends hug eachother.

* Salutes, and then finds Cobra, Lizz and Ismael and drags them back to the front lines*

And you send RogerBK to the last row, fighting until his death with only a little pistol... :'(

Actually, we will issue you a rifle soon. The last row is the safest, as you are less apt to be injured by friendly fire or collateral damage. And, as "to the death" - well, no one's ever died fighting flashes in the portal. Some have lost their sanity, some have developed nervous tics and twitches, and some have taken to eating only large quantities of Ben and Jerry's ice cream with a large spoon while online. We've had our casualties, but they still fight the good fight - even if they can't remember who they are or where they live.

So, relax, welcome aboard, and don't worry, you're safe here! (said the spider to the fly...hehehe)

Thank you Superior Commander Byteslinger... I'm pretty sure I'll take the small closet, it's cold as hell here in Brazil, ask Ismael, I'm pretty sure he'll tell you the same thing...

Also, about the porns, if you want one, ask Cobra, I'm pretty sure he'll give you a good one...

Also, the last row is the worst, I can't even kill someone from the Trash Troupe!! Unless you guys give me a very good rifle... I'm a Headshot Master. (Thanks Counter Strike!!)

;)

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  Raven's Flight

  by stewama

  Avoid dangerous spikes and bounce off platforms to navigate the levels.

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Original:

http://www.gamefools.com/onlinegames/fre e/RavensFlight.html

He has absolutely no connection to Gamefools.com. It's not even listed as "Visit my website"

At 5/24/10 03:03 PM, RogerBK wrote: Thank you Superior Commander Byteslinger... I'm pretty sure I'll take the small closet, it's cold as hell here in Brazil, ask Ismael, I'm pretty sure he'll tell you the same thing...

This is indeed a cold time of the year on the southern hemisphere. Where I live in (Montevideo, Uruguay) it's even colder than any part of Brazil :(
By the way, what part of Brazil are you from?

Also, about the porns, if you want one, ask Cobra, I'm pretty sure he'll give you a good one...

Don't play fool with us, we all know that you have a huge porn collection hidden somewhere...

Also, the last row is the worst, I can't even kill someone from the Trash Troupe!! Unless you guys give me a very good rifle... I'm a Headshot Master. (Thanks Counter Strike!!)

Oh, so you like Counter Strike? Our illustrious leader (Eaglerock) likes it too, and he wrote a fan fiction based on CS, where all the main characters are members from the EGB. It's pretty cool and you may want to read it, it's called The Barracks Under Fire. If you like reading, you might also want to read Back in the Barracks(the sequel to TBUF) and Through a Mirror Darkly (another great story based on TBUF, written by Byteslinger).

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Stolen from here

http://www.nekogames.jp/mt/2008/01/curso r10.html

Also, it was submitted to NG in the past, but the author admitted that he had stolen it:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/419430

I'm PMing Wade right now, because another of that guy's submission is stolen too:

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Stolen from here:

http://www.gamedesign.jp/flash/chatnoir/
chatnoir.html

At 5/25/10 01:20 PM, Ismael92 wrote: I'm PMing Wade right now, because another of that guy's submission is stolen too:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/53 7115
Stolen from here: http://www.gamedesign.jp/flash/chatnoir/
chatnoir.html

I remember that being stolen a while ago, don't know if it was the same user, but I reported that a while back.

At 5/24/10 04:25 PM, Ismael92 wrote:

At 5/24/10 03:03 PM, RogerBK wrote: Thank you Superior Commander Byteslinger... I'm pretty sure I'll take the small closet, it's cold as hell here in Brazil, ask Ismael, I'm pretty sure he'll tell you the same thing...

This is indeed a cold time of the year on the southern hemisphere. Where I live in (Montevideo, Uruguay) it's even colder than any part of Brazil :(
By the way, what part of Brazil are you from?

I live in the South, it's the third state above Uruguay, so, the weather isn't so different... To be exact, I live in: City: Palotina. State: Paraná, I'm pretty sure you heard about it before...

Also, about the porns, if you want one, ask Cobra, I'm pretty sure he'll give you a good one...

Don't play fool with us, we all know that you have a huge porn collection hidden somewhere...

No, I don't... Not kidding... ;)

Also, the last row is the worst, I can't even kill someone from the Trash Troupe!! Unless you guys give me a very good rifle... I'm a Headshot Master. (Thanks Counter Strike!!)

Oh, so you like Counter Strike? Our illustrious leader (Eaglerock) likes it too, and he wrote a fan fiction based on CS, where all the main characters are members from the EGB. It's pretty cool and you may want to read it, it's called The Barracks Under Fire. If you like reading, you might also want to read Back in the Barracks(the sequel to TBUF) and Through a Mirror Darkly (another great story based on TBUF, written by Byteslinger).

Yeah, I'll watch it right now, it seems to be very cool...

Thank you Ismael!

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and what bout this one?? I think the whole series are stolen, you can see in the first shortcut, in the right bottom, the copyright...

http://www.funny-games.biz/dirtyernie1.h tml

I just googled Dirty Ernie, and I saw lots of links...

What do you think about it?? Stolen or not??

At 5/25/10 03:40 PM, RogerBK wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/53 7128
and what bout this one?? I think the whole series are stolen, you can see in the first shortcut, in the right bottom, the copyright...

http://www.funny-games.biz/dirtyernie1.h tml

I just googled Dirty Ernie, and I saw lots of links...

What do you think about it?? Stolen or not??

Most definitely. Looking at his profile, he's stolen a whole lot of other episodes in the series, and i'm pretty sure he isn't the legit author.

I saw like four different stolen Flashes today in the portal...whistled them, but most pass judgment anyway...

...I propose that the EGB should set up a an anti Flash-theft unit to prevent such further incidences and also track down and verify stolen Portal entries (including the Audio and Art Portals as well).

I am trying to compile a list off all known stolen games and movies that are in the entire Flash Portal, but I have lost the will to live, and with it, my drive to protect the Portal. Maybe when I begin to care again, I'll let you guys know what entries I think are such. I'll finish this post later, I guess.

At 5/25/10 03:20 PM, RogerBK wrote:

At 5/24/10 04:25 PM, Ismael92 wrote: By the way, what part of Brazil are you from?

I live in the South, it's the third state above Uruguay, so, the weather isn't so different... To be exact, I live in: City: Palotina. State: Paraná, I'm pretty sure you heard about it before...

Actually, I've never heard about that city before :/

At 5/25/10 03:40 PM, RogerBK wrote: What do you think about it?? Stolen or not??

Yes, it does look like stolen. And please, next time include a NSFW warning when linking to websites like that :)

At 5/25/10 03:40 PM, RogerBK wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/53 7128
and what bout this one?? I think the whole series are stolen, you can see in the first shortcut, in the right bottom, the copyright...

http://www.funny-games.biz/dirtyernie1.h tml

I just googled Dirty Ernie, and I saw lots of links...

What do you think about it?? Stolen or not??

Yes, stolen from this page *NSFW*

Also, Stolen:

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Original here *NSFW*

I recommend that everyone keep tabs on that site, as from my experience, many stolen movies happen to be found there as well and should be kept as a reference tool...though I won't blame you if you have other "uses" for it.

c

Sorry to burst your bubble Van, but seeing as how the person who is submitting the Dirty Ernie episodes signed up 7/20/09, I'm inclined to believe they're his. Besides, there weren't any dates on the site to which you have linked saying they have been there earlier than July 20th, 2009.

At 5/25/10 04:05 PM, Ismael92 wrote:

At 5/25/10 03:20 PM, RogerBK wrote:

At 5/24/10 04:25 PM, Ismael92 wrote: By the way, what part of Brazil are you from?

I live in the South, it's the third state above Uruguay, so, the weather isn't so different... To be exact, I live in: City: Palotina. State: Paraná, I'm pretty sure you heard about it before...

Actually, I've never heard about that city before :/

I wasn't talking about the city, I was talking about the state... Sorry, I mispressed myself...

At 5/25/10 03:40 PM, RogerBK wrote: What do you think about it?? Stolen or not??

Yes, it does look like stolen. And please, next time include a NSFW warning when linking to websites like that :)

Yeah, sorry for that, too, I didn't remembered I had to put the "Not Safe For Work" Warning... Sorry -18 yo guys!!

At 5/25/10 04:40 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Sorry to burst your bubble Van, but seeing as how the person who is submitting the Dirty Ernie episodes signed up 7/20/09, I'm inclined to believe they're his. Besides, there weren't any dates on the site to which you have linked saying they have been there earlier than July 20th, 2009.

Believe me, if I could find a credible source other than that site, I would have surely posted it. That isn't the case however, and that was the only place I could think of that held the entirety of the series. Besides, with a name like "ebaumsworld09" I'm heavily inclined to believe this guy's up to no good.

I searching google for "dirty earnie series" gave me hits on Youtube for a user named "DirtyEarnieShow", who I believe is the true creator of the series. Said user uploaded heavily censored footage from Episodes 3, 4, and 5 onto Youtube on the date of July 14th, 2008 as indicated on his profile (NSFW) and video information. This is all the proof I have that would prove my and RBK's claims as credible.

Blow the whistle or not, I dislike this ambiguity - the same that has prevented me in the past from doing a damn thing. It used to be that I had such a sharp eye for these kinds of things, but maybe in my despair and rage I have lost my touch. Oh well, maybe the Portal has bypassed me and a new era of new-age retarded voters have taken upon a greater hierarchy. I'm going to my quarters to mull and sulk it over, wrench in hand and pray for our survival.

Looks like I got to keep an eye on more of these possible stolen flashes. I thought I was up to date with it but I seem to have missed a few out, I did report the other day though. Never ending the fight for the portal is always ongoing. I miss lots I don't check the portal all the time hate stuff that is stolen though. It is unfair to steal flashes.

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  epicrol

  by OnoRengan

  The Epic Roll, not mine, but courtesy of Siciliae.

  Movie

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Stolen directly from Replaying: The Game

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  by <deleted>

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Original:

http://www.gamedesign.jp/flash/shot/shot .html

This guy is really starting to piss me off!

Putting this in the NGPD as well. Man, wtf is up with all the stolen submissions as of late?!

At 5/25/10 04:44 PM, RogerBK wrote:

At 5/25/10 04:05 PM, Ismael92 wrote:

At 5/25/10 03:20 PM, RogerBK wrote: I live in the South, it's the third state above Uruguay, so, the weather isn't so different... To be exact, I live in: City: Palotina. State: Paraná, I'm pretty sure you heard about it before...

Actually, I've never heard about that city before :/

I wasn't talking about the city, I was talking about the state... Sorry, I mispressed myself...

Oh, no problem :)
I've heard about the state before ;)

At 5/26/10 02:29 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Man, wtf is up with all the stolen submissions as of late?!

The only good thing about finding a lot of stolen flashes is that you know we're doing a good job. It's a shame that some of those still manage to pass judgment :(
-

By the way, it would be great if you guys and gals could read (and maybe post a reply to) this thread I made on our forums :D

Ugh... I can't post in that thread. Don't know why, I logged in yet... Can someone fix that??

Anyways, I liked the Idea Ismael, is a pretty cool thing, I can see, something like that awesome staff menu, I loved the idea, we just need to execute it perfectly. Unfortunately, I don't draw very well, and I don't have any experience on computer drawing, and I don't have any idea on how I can use Flash...

:/

Lock Legion day today and its cool liking there flashes so far. I'm lost to the amount of stuff passing through the portal ,I did report the other day like i mentioned not had a reply yet. I wonder if I should send a new PM about these latest flashes. But on the address part I don't know if it does not match meaning its stolen. I use to think that but a user called YouGame kept submitting flashes ,and it turned out that they were not stolen. On the website Byte has done its rocks.

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  X-mas bash

  by JohnathonKale1582

  Hey,John here,I have been working with flash for about a year now

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Original:

xmasbash.com/

There is a copyright year at the site. (c) 2003! And last I checked, we're not in 2003!

At 5/26/10 08:48 PM, RogerBK wrote: Ugh... I can't post in that thread. Don't know why, I logged in yet... Can someone fix that??

Sadly since both Slash and EagleRock are away, your account has yet to be validated, so you won't be able to see any threads in the private part of the forums. Hopefully you won't have to wait too long to have the account validated.

Just back from a random trip down south, if you were wondering where I went.

I'll catch up with shit later, right now we've got more thieving assclownery to deal with:

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Original (NSFW...duh).

At 5/26/10 08:48 PM, RogerBK wrote: Ugh... I can't post in that thread. Don't know why, I logged in yet... Can someone fix that??

Anyways, I liked the Idea Ismael, is a pretty cool thing, I can see, something like that awesome staff menu, I loved the idea, we just need to execute it perfectly. Unfortunately, I don't draw very well, and I don't have any experience on computer drawing, and I don't have any idea on how I can use Flash...

/

Okay, you're validated. Sorry for the delay. Welcome to the Barracks!

At 5/27/10 09:00 AM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: Sadly since both Slash and EagleRock are away, your account has yet to be validated, so you won't be able to see any threads in the private part of the forums. Hopefully you won't have to wait too long to have the account validated.

I wouldn't say I'm away, so much just busy. :-) I'm around...just hit me up on AIM if you want to chat. Oh, and I didn't come empty handed. I'll just leave this here: Back in the Barracks - Chapter 8

At 5/27/10 05:06 PM, EagleRock wrote:

At 5/26/10 08:48 PM, RogerBK wrote: Ugh... I can't post in that thread. Don't know why, I logged in yet... Can someone fix that??

Anyways, I liked the Idea Ismael, is a pretty cool thing, I can see, something like that awesome staff menu, I loved the idea, we just need to execute it perfectly. Unfortunately, I don't draw very well, and I don't have any experience on computer drawing, and I don't have any idea on how I can use Flash...

/

Okay, you're validated. Sorry for the delay. Welcome to the Barracks!

YAY! Unkie Eaggie is back! And he's posting during the day! Wow! I feel so much better. Good to see you're still alive and kicking...

At 5/27/10 09:00 AM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: Sadly since both Slash and EagleRock are away, your account has yet to be validated, so you won't be able to see any threads in the private part of the forums. Hopefully you won't have to wait too long to have the account validated.

I wouldn't say I'm away, so much just busy. :-) I'm around...just hit me up on AIM if you want to chat. Oh, and I didn't come empty handed. I'll just leave this here: Back in the Barracks - Chapter 8

Yup, I've caught you on AIM a few times. It's always good to chat with you when we do. But the more you chat, the less work you can do on that basement project of yours. I can appreciate that!

And, yes, I've read Chapter 8, and commented on it already - for those who haven't read it yet, I highly recommend it (and the entire story) - it's really coming together nicely!

*Salutes*

At 5/27/10 10:35 PM, byteslinger wrote: Yup, I've caught you on AIM a few times.

Speaking of which, when are you on AIM for the most part? Or are you still posing as invisible?

Wasn't much of a chapter...

Anyway enjoy.