At 4/13/10 08:35 AM, Sheizenhammer wrote:

At 4/13/10 08:04 AM, Coop83 wrote: Anyway, some sunshine out there, it's currently about 7 Celcius out there, I'm off for some sunburn!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

More to the point, driving home from work now gives me a great degree of pleasure, as I wind down the windows and turn up the music... except when Medical Love Son, by Monty Python comes on.

"Inflammation of the foreskin,
Reminds me of your smile..."

At 4/13/10 08:59 AM, SlntCobra1 wrote:

At 4/13/10 08:04 AM, Coop83 wrote: Anyway, some sunshine out there, it's currently about 7 Celcius out there, I'm off for some sunburn!

Fine, freeze your balls off, see if I care!

Celsius, not Fahrenheit ;)

Water hasn't got a chance of freezing at that temperature, unless you reduce the pressure in there by a few bar.

Further to that - Iwas after some sunburn - I meant my forearms, as opposed to chest, or worse. You don't go exposing yourself where the only sun catching spot in the entire town is occuped by swans, geese and ducks.

"Ooh look, a furry walnut *omnomnom*"

At 4/13/10 10:24 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Fleek is gone his account is now history I looked in the the Obituariesthe other day, and found all his stuff gone.

Yeah, I noticed yesterday. OK, less "noticed" and more "was notified by Levon's news post", but the effect is the same.

I wonder why it took so long for his account to be deleted.

Maybe that he hadn't done shit in months, all his alts were long gone, and Wade only got around to prosecute his months old mass-flagging on Sunday or so.

I knew that he broke many rules on his user page from like two years ago

That was years ago, and many of his alts were deleted for it.

He was a massive spammer.

A long time ago. I hate to admit it, but I miss the guy. He made things interesting around here, which they aren't anymore. Like every awesome bad guy, he was easy to hate, and I hated him in my time, but he was needed for the story to happen. Without the spammers, what story is there?

At 4/14/10 11:29 AM, SoulMaster71 wrote:

At 4/13/10 10:24 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Fleek is gone his account is now history I looked in the the Obituariesthe other day, and found all his stuff gone.

Yeah, I noticed yesterday. OK, less "noticed" and more "was notified by Levon's news post", but the effect is the same.

That would explain where all those extra blam points came from a few days ago. And here I was, thinking I was actually doing a better job of B/Ping lately... :(

Oh well, shit happens. He'll probably be back later anyway.

At 4/14/10 11:29 AM, SoulMaster71 wrote: A long time ago. I hate to admit it, but I miss the guy.

Yeah when he came into the portal you automatically knew you where getting some blam points on the day for sure. But now it's just like a toss up and try to snag what you can get, he was most certainly the story book bad guy of NG.

I just want Princess Laucherella to get deleted next, I would get probably 50 blam points for that.

At 4/15/10 06:31 AM, sushi13 wrote: I just want Princess Laucherella to get deleted next, I would get probably 50 blam points for that.

You and me both. I tell ya, if she would put at least half of the effort she puts into her comments into her submissions, she'd be just fine.

At 4/15/10 08:57 AM, SlntCobra1 wrote:

At 4/15/10 06:31 AM, sushi13 wrote: I just want Princess Laucherella to get deleted next, I would get probably 50 blam points for that.

You and me both. I tell ya, if she would put at least half of the effort she puts into her comments into her submissions, she'd be just fine.

Tell me about it. It's mad writing such long comments and making a stupid flash loop movie to go with them. Maybe someday she'll make the movies that the comments describe; they might even be good.

At 4/15/10 10:59 AM, sushi13 wrote: Tell me about it. It's mad writing such long comments and making a stupid flash loop movie to go with them. Maybe someday she'll make the movies that the comments describe; they might even be good.

Hell, I tried telling her, but she just doesn't want to know.

At 4/15/10 11:19 AM, Sheizenhammer wrote: Hell, I tried telling her...

You think you're the only one? I did the same. She came back with a weird ass quote that is just about the very definition of irrelevant.

Well would be nice to see a role call and a roster around here cause haven't seen one in quite some time but may also just be over looking the last one made. I know I would probably be ranked on there as new because of my inactivity not too long ago. But anyway, with all that aside how is everybody?

At 4/14/10 11:32 PM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote:

At 4/14/10 11:29 AM, SoulMaster71 wrote: A long time ago. I hate to admit it, but I miss the guy.

Yeah when he came into the portal you automatically knew you where getting some blam points on the day for sure.

Not really, the savewhores 5'd his shit like crazy and most of it passed.

But now it's just like a toss up and try to snag what you can get, he was most certainly the story book bad guy of NG.

Oh yes, definitely evil. This site needs less morons submitting stick trash worse than the worst spam and corporate accounts promoting other websites and more actual villains. Say what you will about Fleek or for that matter any other long-running spammer and the annoying shit they pull, they did more than their share to make this place interesting. I don't know which version of me wants to beat up the other more right now: SoulMaster71 v2007 or SoulMaster71 v2010!

At 4/15/10 06:31 AM, sushi13 wrote: I just want Princess Laucherella to get deleted next, I would get probably 50 blam points for that.

Whoa, at least Fleek had done stuff wrong. Laucherella really hasn't done anything except submit trash. If you could be deleted just for a submission a day of garbage, half my friends on this site would have been deleted before I ever got here! (the other half being the EGB) That being said, I would love to see Laucherella slapped in the face with two Blammed submissions in a row. And then again when his/her Portal ban ended.

At 4/15/10 07:14 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: Oh yes, definitely evil. This site needs less morons submitting stick trash worse than the worst spam and corporate accounts promoting other websites and more actual villains. Say what you will about Fleek or for that matter any other long-running spammer and the annoying shit they pull, they did more than their share to make this place interesting.

Yeah was definitely intresting around the portal in those times. But now that most of them have really gone away I think that's what takes away from the activity I think but they are a better quality now and not just 24/7 shit hitting the portal like it used to be.

Well I level up in around 9 days or so cool. But talking about Princess Laucherella I would not bother leaving a comment again on her user page, when I did before got a rude reply. I think that Princess Laucherella was like another account after he got deleted before http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/35 3869 Talking of the flash portal I noticed that there seem to be lots of games being posted on friday morning GMT time UK time.

Yeah the flash portal seems to be at it's most active around noon CST which is an hour nehind that of NG time. But anyway I got about 25 on the day and had 40 yesterday so i'm getting a good average at the moment. But I know that will go way down when I head back to work.

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  by <deleted>

  Under Judgment

  (Everyone)

When the author says it's stolen, we only have one resort :P

At 4/17/10 12:45 PM, Coop83 wrote: When the author says it's stolen, we only have one resort :P

Coop, you of all people should know to find a link the original before reporting stuff here. Otherwise, how do you know it's not some wise-ass trying to get you to flag stuff incorrectly?

At 4/17/10 12:58 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote:

At 4/17/10 12:45 PM, Coop83 wrote: When the author says it's stolen, we only have one resort :P

Coop, you of all people should know to find a link the original before reporting stuff here. Otherwise, how do you know it's not some wise-ass trying to get you to flag stuff incorrectly?

I think in this circumstance, it wasn't required for the link to be provided - the brash manner of "I've brought this game from somewhere else, because they make good games" was evidence enough.

Thanks for the original link though.

At 4/17/10 02:10 PM, Coop83 wrote: I think in this circumstance, it wasn't required for the link to be provided - the brash manner of "I've brought this game from somewhere else, because they make good games" was evidence enough.

Personally, I never trust comments alone: you can't tell for certain if they're lying or not without doing your own research into where the flash came from, in which case, why not just trust your own findings and forget about the author's comments anyway?

In cases like this, where someone steals an obviously professional-looking game, then it makes it very likely that the submitter is not lying about stealing it, but even then there are people on NG that are very good at making professional-quality flashes, but even better at being complete dicks in other areas of the site (This guy for example).

Considering the time it takes to find original links for apparently blatant thefts like this (read: a minute if that), is it really worth risking your whistle over not checking, however small the risk may be?

Apparently I am merely "creeping" along my way to the next rank. It's rather embarrassing to say the least.

LOOK MA, I'VE GOT 1 WHOLE B/P POINT!! AIN'T IT PURDY?

</self-loathing>

Catch up posts won't come in any certain order because firefox is gay and opens up tabs in a different order. Some go to the back of the list and some go to the front of the list.

Sorry, I've been inactive for several reasons, but I'll make up for it now. A couple of the reasons being the users in this club, but most of it has to do with how busy I've been in real life, the production of a couple of games, and just one of those phases I go through where I rather play the great games on newgrounds than post.

At 4/1/10 07:08 AM, Lizzardis wrote: Barracks Roster 1st April 2010
So, today is April fools day.. And I'm annoyed. Haha. This "April fools" Theme is rather annoying. Moreso than the China one that was on last year. For some reason this one is more annoying than anything. But oh well, after this roster I'm not coming back on here until tomorrow anyway because of that reason.

Thanks for the roster, but if I say it one time I'll say it a thousand times. April fools is suppose to be annoying and make people mad. It's the day that you play practical jokes on people. If people enjoyed the practical joke then well... it wouldn't be a joke at all.

Plus, as you will have seen, I have added a new section to the roster. This being a back up file. Since a few days ago I "accidentally" deleted the roster for the NGPD... It was only pure luck that I got the roster back because I made a back up of it and linked it to the roster. So I will be doing that from now on. I wouldn't want to be put under the pressure of making the EGB roster again... It's too much hard work as it as and I couldn't recreate it even if I tried. Haha.

Yeah, nice idea. That would suck having to make an entire list over again. *Imagines what would happen if Bahamut's files were deleted*

But yeah, this month has been a slow one for me on NG. Mearly because my real life has been picking up a lot. Plus, I've got exams and such coming over the next few months, so therefore I will be studying a lot... Hopefully.

Good luck with the studying and keep having fun!

Milestones:
Byteslinger - 10k Blams

Congrats, we need more blams around here.

Aldlv - 23k Saves, 35k B/P Total

Keep it up man.

DumbassDude - 5k Blams, 17k Saves, 22k B/P Total
RohanTheBarbarian - 20k B/P Total

You two are almost there. It will happen sooner than you know.

SupraAddict - 7k Saves
SlntCobra1 - 9k B/P
Sushi13 - 5k Saves
Ismael92 - 8k B/P Total

Congrats to the lower ranking members for getting to higher milestones.

Lizzardis - 14k B/P Total

And bringing up the rear is Lizzardis. ;)

Promotions:
Calipe - Sgt. Major
Lizzardis - Captain
Sushi13 - Sgt. First Class
Ismael92 - Sgt. First Class

Congrats to everyone! Must be nice to still be able to rank up. It's nicer not having to worry about ranking up anymore though.

Entering the list:
TheNossinator
HeavenDuff

And they have been as inactive as me since. :)

The List:
08] 34,595 | 0,000 | 00.0 | + 0.00 SlashFirestorm Sup. Com.
09] 33,145 | 0,161 | 05.2 | -- 3.19 Shanus Sup. Com.

I just don't think there is anyway to catch you guys, but I'm still pretty happy with being in the top 10.

10] 32,264 | 0,408 | 13.2 | + 7.48 Fro Sup. Com.

My numbers have been really low lately, but I have hardly any motivation to B/P. I go through phases though were I'll randomly get 200 in a week compared to the usual 20 that I get in a week.

Top 5 Gainers
ByteSlinger - 1,671
Coop83 - 1,661
DumbassDude - 948
Sushi13 - 945
Ismael92 - 862

Congrats to the top 5. Coop might be up there in the top 3 someday soon.

At 4/15/10 06:31 AM, sushi13 wrote: I just want Princess Laucherella to get deleted next, I would get probably 50 blam points for that.

I would enjoy this very much. I'm guessing I would have somewhere from 50 to 100 blam points coming in from this user as well. :)

At 4/1/10 12:30 PM, byteslinger wrote:

At 4/1/10 10:35 AM, phantomlassuk wrote: 1 like the Aprils Fools day look Kevin Bacon LOL although 1 thought maybe last years one was better. Anyway thanks for the [roaster] update Lizzardis. The bacon icon is cool 1 like the layout for today cool. Hello there S1ashFirestorm.

Would that be a roaster of Bacon today, then? Personally, 1 like it a little crispy, not too overdone, with a side of hash browns and three eggs over-easy.

Breakfast, any?

Man, I can't get enough breakfast. I love eating breakfast at university. I love having my eggs a little runny and the bacon crispy. I'll put two eggs on an English muffin, two pieces of sausage, two pieces of cheese, and top it off with bacon. It makes the perfect sandwich. :)

My girlfriend is making me breakfast right now and it's a good thing because this post made me really hungry.

At 4/2/10 01:22 PM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote:

At 4/2/10 12:16 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Now I can't wait for Pico Day! Though, if I can't see flash by then, I'm gonna be seriously pissed off! And it's 4 weeks from now! >_> God, not being able to see flash sucks!

Yeah bacause of the lack luster dial-up connection i'm having to live with makes it pretty damn hard to even watch flash. So I have to grade what I think is good just by looking at a few factors. And can't write reviews either which sucks cause I really would like to start doing that again.

Hm, I don't B/P until I can watch the entire submission. I don't find it honest or fair to vote on a submission if you can't watch the flash.....

When I had dial up at home (from 2004 to like a month ago) I would just B/P on the lower file flash submissions. That was with a 36 kb connection as well. Now I have dsl at home and the college internet is wireless of course so I picked it up later on in my career. Let alone I didn't have any B/P till 2007.

At 4/17/10 05:43 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote:

At 4/17/10 02:10 PM, Coop83 wrote: I think in this circumstance, it wasn't required for the link to be provided - the brash manner of "I've brought this game from somewhere else, because they make good games" was evidence enough.

Personally, I never trust comments alone: you can't tell for certain if they're lying or not without doing your own research into where the flash came from, in which case, why not just trust your own findings and forget about the author's comments anyway?

I can back this up Coop. There was one time when Rages thread was still alive that a bunch of spammers just said their flashes were stolen in the comments and they made the menu's look professional. I remember none of them being stolen though and after a few minutes of being on the portal they changed the author comments back to something normal. It was already posted in the thread though and people marked it as stolen.

About a month later there were talks about a glitch because a bunch of people went to garbage.

At 4/7/10 06:19 AM, Coop83 wrote: 27th Birthday.

That is all.

Carry on.

I'm thinking about bumping my old 8 page topic instead of having a new thread made for me as well. That seems like a good strategy.

At 4/10/10 10:29 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote:

Ad-block is fun.

Congrats on making newgrounds go out of business sooner! Don't worry I make up with it by clicking on an ad on newgrounds everyday. :)

At 4/1/10 11:07 AM, Sheizenhammer wrote:

Fuck you word filter. In fact, the whole damn BBS looks so stupid, ï'm gonna spend most of today elsewhere. This shit is just annoying.

If I said it once... I'll say it a 1,000 times.. nah don't worry.. I guess people don't understand that a practical joke is suppose to annoy or bother a person. I guess you can just say it was successful if it bothered you this much.

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Is anyone going to give the results for Yamor? I think it's kind of rude not having the results after voting had ended so long ago. I don't have the rank to do it so I guess it's up to someone else.

While I'm here... (Actually wasn't done with my posts anyway, just ran out of characters)

Who in the EGB would like to help the Medal Games Wiki? You would have to respond here or PM me and I can give you the ability to do it. The people in the medal guide thread seemed to be excited for it for about a minute until they realized that it would be a little bit of work.

The idea would be to take the guides from Wylina's userpage and then to put them on the correct pages in wiki format. If anyone is interested, and it would be a great help to the website, then please check out this thread.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1159 944

A bump of that thread would also be helpful to the community so more people can see it and help if they want to.

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On top of that I've been to a few concerts since I've been inactive here and I've been busy with a few other things so I thought I would talk about those things.

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  Pyroscape

  by Fro

  A terrible tragedy has hit and our hero Nick is in trouble. Will he survive?

  Game

  60,023 Views

  (Ages 13+)

I've made a game that took daily 4th and won underdog of the week. I'm looking to get it sponsored right now, but it's actually made close to $40 profit right now. We are currently working on number 2 and it's going to be much better than number 1!

I've seen the following bands in concert: (In order)

1,000 Foot Krutch
Red
10 Year
Breaking Ben
Living Things
Alice in Chains

I was at Alice in Chains last night and man... I can barely here anything. I was only 20 feet away if that and my ears feel like they are bleeding. They played every single one of their songs and it was a show for sure. I also enjoy seeing fights and people being kicked out. :P

At 4/18/10 10:56 AM, Fro wrote: While I'm here... (Actually wasn't done with my posts anyway, just ran out of characters)

Who in the EGB would like to help the Medal Games Wiki? You would have to respond here or PM me and I can give you the ability to do it. The people in the medal guide thread seemed to be excited for it for about a minute until they realized that it would be a little bit of work.

The idea would be to take the guides from Wylina's userpage and then to put them on the correct pages in wiki format. If anyone is interested, and it would be a great help to the website, then please check out this thread.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1159 944

A bump of that thread would also be helpful to the community so more people can see it and help if they want to.

I saw that thread and it's an interesting idea, it will also help the wiki and it would be nice to see it full of articles written by the users of NG in the future. However, I didn't post or say anything because I haven't written any guide or walkthrough for games (and the thread it said it was for people who have written guides).

But if you just need someone to take the guides from Wylina's news posts then I can do that :) I have lots of free time, and as I said I'd like to see the wiki full of user-generated content.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/53 2626
I've made a game that took daily 4th and won underdog of the week. I'm looking to get it sponsored right now, but it's actually made close to $40 profit right now. We are currently working on number 2 and it's going to be much better than number 1!

I played your game and it was great, I'm looking forward to number 2! You should definitely contact Tom to get it sponsored!

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  by <deleted>

  Under Judgment

  (Everyone)

....Seriously?

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  Miami Shark

  by Wiesi

  SHARK OF MASS DESTRUUUUUUUUCTION!!!!!

  Game

  17,043,971 Views

  (Ages 13+)

^^Original.... duh...

Yes, the video's broken, but it's so obviously the same file I don't think it makes any difference here.

At 4/18/10 03:42 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/53 3609
....Seriously?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/51 3760

Wow, that is one of the saddest attempts to steal someone else's work that I've seen yet. I wonder who will surpass this idiot?

At 4/17/10 12:45 PM, Coop83 wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/53 3503
When the author says it's stolen, we only have one resort :P

Talk about too dumb to live.

What's with thieves these days?

3 hours later, the Awards Sweeping Flashes Archive is updated. Took fucking forever. I don't know how you do this weekly, AND monthly Liz. And Coop, I know you've got some big ass lists you're in charge of too. I hate eResponsibility. :(

At 4/19/10 02:59 AM, michelinman wrote: I don't know how you do this weekly, AND monthly Liz. And Coop, I know you've got some big ass lists you're in charge of too.

It's not too bad, to be honest - I'm used to it, so I can update in around an hour, so it's all good. Speaking of which, I'd better plug away at the Blammers, to be honest.

Great list michelinman some more history on that page. Some of them are real classics. Sadly the Xombie series is not watchable anymore on Newgrounds, you can only see it on DVD. Although I don't think I really ever watched the series anyway. I remember a thread about it http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1066 122
I have some posts about 4/20.

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  by <deleted>

  Under Judgment

  (Everyone)

^^ Perfect example of why you shouldn't just take the flash on face value. It LOOKS like an obvious theft from ZONE-SAMA, but it is in fact an edit of one of her works, and it's too heavily edited to really call it outright theft anymore.

Stupid, maybe even borderline... but not as stolen as it looks on face value. I can't find any trace of the flash itself anywhere besides right here, so it's probably not from ZONE at all, suspicious preloader or not.

Permission to join the service sir?