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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-04-02 02:35:41


At 4/1/10 07:12 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Oh goodness. I fall asleep for a few months and all of a sudden everything turns to bacon.

Another familiar face shows up and long time no so but cool to see you dropped by. Anyway was gone most of yesterday mainly to try to avoid all the bacon insanity although I had to deal with it most of that morning.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-04-02 12:16:38


Now I can't wait for Pico Day! Though, if I can't see flash by then, I'm gonna be seriously pissed off! And it's 4 weeks from now! >_> God, not being able to see flash sucks!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-04-02 12:33:39


At 4/1/10 07:12 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Oh goodness. I fall asleep for a few months and all of a sudden everything turns to bacon.

For the first time in months i look on the site for more then a minute to deposit my exp points i see everything full of what i love most. Just stoping in, wish i had the urge to do what i used to an such. In time i might be back.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-04-02 13:22:29


At 4/2/10 12:16 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Now I can't wait for Pico Day! Though, if I can't see flash by then, I'm gonna be seriously pissed off! And it's 4 weeks from now! >_> God, not being able to see flash sucks!

Yeah bacause of the lack luster dial-up connection i'm having to live with makes it pretty damn hard to even watch flash. So I have to grade what I think is good just by looking at a few factors. And can't write reviews either which sucks cause I really would like to start doing that again.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-04-02 15:17:37


What the hell why was I left off the roster? Just noticed that when I went to see where I was at and didn;t see my name anywhere so guess have to be re-added or something to that effect.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-04-02 16:28:23


At 4/2/10 03:35 PM, Lizzardis wrote:

You will be added as *NEW*. But I'm sure you wont mind :)

I won't mind that at all really. Will just have to work harder to get on back up the ranks in this place. But anyway have been messing around with my new Zune and it's a pretty awesome thing. But cause of the fact I have dial up it makes putting movies and suck on it a real pain in the ass cause it takes forever to do so.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-04-04 14:24:52


Another jackass is trying to steal Quake. This is like the 3rd time I've seen it in the portal. Original flash Quake is

here

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-04-04 15:38:52


Happy Easter, fellas.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-04-04 20:58:44


Happy Easter also to all. Well Sushi13 I could not get the page for the link to load, but on the stolen submission I think I got some here.

Stolen its in the flash from here

http://hentaikey.com/sys/members/signup.
php?wid=1

Also from hentaikey.com

Don't know if this author has permission to post these looks odd.

http://lu.scio.us/hentai/tagged/yoko/pag e/1

From here?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-04-05 02:20:38


At 4/1/10 07:08 AM, Lizzardis wrote:

thanx for the awesome update

Milestones:

thanx and congrats to everyone


Promotions:

congrats again...

:: No. B/P / Gain / Average / Change / Username

05] 47,758 | 1,671 | 53.9 | + 7.10 byteslinger Sup. Com. 1
06] 47,106 | 0,605 | 19.5 | -- 20.6 EagleRock Sup. Com. -1

well done byte

07] 35,060 | 0,415 | 13.4 | -- 11.3 aldlv Sup. Com.

i am going down... XD

Top 5 Gainers

congrats

Top gainers, repeat appearances: byteslinger (15), Coop83 (14)

this is the part that hurts, i am out of here...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-04-05 10:37:48


At 4/1/10 07:08 AM, Lizzardis wrote: 19] 08,941 | 0,945 | 30.5 | ???? Sushi13 1st Sgt. 1

I'm kinda confused why my "change" entry is ????. If my assumption that it should show the difference between my gains for last month and this month is correct then surely it should show something. Can anybody explain this for me please?

My goal for this coming month (yes I set myself goals in everything, I know I'm an obsessive compulsive nerd) is to overtake the few people just ahead of me and get into 16th place.

Top 5 Gainers
ByteSlinger - 1,671
Coop83 - 1,661
DumbassDude - 948
Sushi13 - 945
Ismael92 - 862

Damn you DumbassDude, always one step ahead of me, you must be my nemesis! I'll be stealing 5th place on the Gamerscore Leaderboard from you soon, mark my words!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-04-05 13:13:03


At 4/5/10 10:37 AM, sushi13 wrote:
At 4/1/10 07:08 AM, Lizzardis wrote: 19] 08,941 | 0,945 | 30.5 | ???? Sushi13 1st Sgt. 1
I'm kinda confused why my "change" entry is ????. If my assumption that it should show the difference between my gains for last month and this month is correct then surely it should show something. Can anybody explain this for me please?

As you say, the "change" column shows the difference between how much B/P you gained per day this month, and how much you gained in the last roster. And yes, it is wrong. It was just an honest mistake though, I'm sure it will be fixed for next month :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-04-05 22:29:21


Unsuitable flash:

Contains real porn.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-04-05 23:42:38


87 whole entire B/Ps?! Bow bitches. :p I'm surprised I got that much to be honest. Internet has been a sketchy situation around the household lately. Hopefully I'll get back into fighting shape before too long again though. Thanks for the roster Liz.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-04-06 09:23:54


At 4/5/10 01:13 PM, Ismael92 wrote:
At 4/5/10 10:37 AM, sushi13 wrote:
At 4/1/10 07:08 AM, Lizzardis wrote: 19] 08,941 | 0,945 | 30.5 | ???? Sushi13 1st Sgt. 1
I'm kinda confused why my "change" entry is ????. If my assumption that it should show the difference between my gains for last month and this month is correct then surely it should show something. Can anybody explain this for me please?
As you say, the "change" column shows the difference between how much B/P you gained per day this month, and how much you gained in the last roster. And yes, it is wrong. It was just an honest mistake though, I'm sure it will be fixed for next month :)

That's cool, I just wanted to check if it was something to do with me being new. I saw Lizz's posts about thinking there was somebody to add and a couple of people thought it was me so I wasn't sure what was going on.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-04-06 18:19:45


Pvt. Holmes Reporting for duty, sir! so uh..where do I sleep?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-04-06 18:26:44


At 4/6/10 06:19 PM, 3dog14 wrote: Pvt. Holmes Reporting for duty, sir! so uh..where do I sleep?

Hey guy, i don't know if you understood the club rules...

Uh, you have to be Private (in B/P points) or a higher level... You are currently Civilian, so, you have a long way until Pvt.

See the list of ranks here

Oh, and if you don't know, your B/P rank is just under your Level Icon...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-04-06 18:28:29


Nice to see the interest Dog, however, you need a bronze whistle or better and you need 2500 B/P, the rank of private to join. The NGPDwill help "train" you so to speak.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-04-06 22:11:27


At 4/6/10 06:28 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Nice to see the interest Dog, however, you need a bronze whistle or better and you need 2500 B/P, the rank of private to join. The NGPDwill help "train" you so to speak.

dont you have to be a cop or higher to join that one? if this kids still a civ. i dont think theyll take him in yet either. damn they oughta make like a town watch crew for the kids who are just cutting their teeth on the whole ng b/p thing.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-04-06 22:26:31


Oh no, I've been lost and cold and wandering for weeks... I saw the door was open, decided to walk in and see if a bunk is available.
No one was in the kitchen though, so I nicked some soda and pretty much ate all your sharp cheddar cheese. All of it.

So, can I come back in? You can call be probie and everything, but I don't know why I'm naked, so.. Byte.. Byte? Clothes, gimme your clothes. Lizz, I'll need a pair of boxers, thanks.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-04-06 23:14:30


At 4/6/10 10:26 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: Oh no, I've been lost and cold and wandering for weeks... I saw the door was open, decided to walk in and see if a bunk is available.

Krev, mi casa su casa! There's always a place for you here!

No one was in the kitchen though, so I nicked some soda and pretty much ate all your sharp cheddar cheese. All of it.

That might screw up Lizz's plans for a fondue, but he's young, he'll get over it!

So, can I come back in? You can call be probie and everything, but I don't know why I'm naked, so.. Byte.. Byte? Clothes, gimme your clothes. Lizz, I'll need a pair of boxers, thanks.

Well, I can't "officially" say yes, but I don't see any reason why not. HOWEVER - our illustrious leader Eagle "Where's Waldo" Rock has been conspicuously absent for weeks. I think his new job IRL is really rough - he's working graveyard / zombeh shifts with rotating days off. Usually, he gives the AOK for a rejoin, but in his absence... maybe Coop or Phantom? - they would make it all official-like.

*Hands Krev fresh set of warm and comfy sweats, fuzzy bunny slippers, and a steaming mug of hot chocolate* - Make yourself at home and rest a spell. I'm sure everyone would love to chat with you, given the chance.

Welcome Back!

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-04-07 00:53:40


Say hello to the new Staff Sergeant !!!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-04-07 03:07:18


At 4/6/10 10:11 PM, PantyWipe wrote: dont you have to be a cop or higher to join that one? if this kids still a civ. i dont think theyll take him in yet either. damn they oughta make like a town watch crew for the kids who are just cutting their teeth on the whole ng b/p thing.

Yeah that would make sense. But the mod's will only really allow the NGPD and the EGB at the moment cause the last attempt of something like that was locked. But it also was a little too strict on it's joining requirements for something lower then the NGPD.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-04-07 06:19:10


27th Birthday.

That is all.

Carry on.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-04-07 06:27:47


At 4/7/10 06:19 AM, Coop83 wrote: 27th Birthday.

Happy b-day Coop! And went to that topic and pretty cool you got all those good gifts and always nice to get extra money. So hope today goes good for ya.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-04-07 09:04:14


At 4/7/10 06:19 AM, Coop83 wrote: 27th Birthday.

That is all.

Carry on.

If I find any nasty shemale/scat/hentai porn on someones profile today I'll go bug BananaBreadMuffin seeing as how it would be cruel to expose you to that on your birthday. I'll let you know if I find any nice lesbians though =D
Happy birthday!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-04-07 11:39:40


At 4/6/10 10:26 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: Oh no, I've been lost and cold and wandering for weeks... I saw the door was open, decided to walk in and see if a bunk is available.
No one was in the kitchen though, so I nicked some soda and pretty much ate all your sharp cheddar cheese. All of it.

So, can I come back in? You can call be probie and everything, but I don't know why I'm naked, so.. Byte.. Byte? Clothes, gimme your clothes. Lizz, I'll need a pair of boxers, thanks.

WHOOHOOO!!! Howdy Krev! So, what brought you back to our neck of the woods? Was it me? I hope it was me! I also hope your fibromyalgia is doing better. If so, hurry up and get back in the lab! Who knows how many criminals are running free because YOU'RE NOT THERE!!! GET BACK ASAP!!! As far as my Investigative Principles class is concerned, we just started Glue Fuming. That is pretty dang cool.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-04-07 16:56:52


At 4/7/10 06:27 AM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: Happy b-day Coop! And went to that topic and pretty cool you got all those good gifts and always nice to get extra money. So hope today goes good for ya.

Those were previous year's presents - I've had a few DVDs this year (Blackadder, mostly) and lots of money, though there is the promise of other presents, when the companies decide to get them posted.

I will be spending the money on a new wardrobe. How glamorous!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-04-07 17:02:55


At 4/7/10 04:56 PM, Coop83 wrote: I will be spending the money on a new wardrobe. How glamorous!

Yeah that's always fun. Me well actually just got a NG shirt today which is pretty cool but really only get to get nice things one a month. Kinda like a birthday except once a month mainly because the way my job is I only get paid once a month. Really kinda sucks sometimes but it works all the same.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-04-07 17:29:07


What's the worst thing you've seen in your days working in the prison ILC?


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