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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-04 14:00:47


At 2/4/06 01:55 PM, Bahamut- wrote:
Did anyone see a flash last night that had myself co-authored? I've been told it's happened again. :(

Yes, I was waiting for you to bring this up.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-04 14:04:35


At 2/4/06 01:55 PM, Bahamut- wrote: Did anyone see a flash last night that had myself co-authored? I've been told it's happened again. :(

they are trying to drag your good name through the mud it is so sad man >_<

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-04 14:08:27


At 2/4/06 02:04 PM, LittleWashu wrote: they are trying to drag your good name through the mud it is so sad man >_<

I'm trying to think how he manages to get me co-authored when I don't have that user in my Portal Buddies. Maybe he's found a way to get around things. I wonder if I should liljim about this.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-04 14:56:07


At 2/4/06 02:08 PM, Bahamut- wrote: I'm trying to think how he manages to get me co-authored when I don't have that user in my Portal Buddies. Maybe he's found a way to get around things. I wonder if I should liljim about this.

Remove all portal buddies to be safe, the submission window lets you choose co-authors based on the buddy list alone.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-04 16:01:16


At 2/4/06 01:00 PM, DESOLATER4 wrote:

stuffs about joining in with a single blam point
Note for people who do not have at least 1500 b/p points:
For those users who do not have at least 1500 b/p points, you need to check page 1 of the thread where it said that the only requirement for a membership is 1500+ b/p points. I know that I should not keep on mentioning that, but I will be very happy if you people read page 1 before posting. Otherwise, there will be tons of spammy posts. Thanks for your attention. the EGB wil welcome you when you guys meet the requirement.l


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-04 16:33:36


Well I had to work all week so while the drop in B/P rate is no surprise it's still disappointing... I am truly disappointed with myself... But no school vacations till March for me unless I break a body part or something...


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-04 16:35:17


At 2/4/06 04:01 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote:
At 2/4/06 01:00 PM, DESOLATER4 wrote:
stuffs about joining in with a single blam point
Note for people who do not have at least 1500 b/p points:

Note:

If someone hasn't read the first page they are definately not gonna read your post here on page 116.

Hes already been dealt with by multiple people and we don't need someone else nearly 4 hours later.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-04 16:43:45


Hey, DoD was just trying to help out, don't jump down his throat for it. I don't want to get into an argument, but maybe you are right. I mean, its not that hard to explain to someone everytime, and i doubt they any new recruits actually will read your post dream. Why not put something in your sig telling the rules? Thats what I did with the ngpd, because I was tired explaining our rules everytime a new member came.

*salutes*

-private rslegend

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-04 16:52:45


At 2/4/06 04:35 PM, Major_punk_afro wrote: If someone hasn't read the first page they are definately not gonna read your post here on page 116.

Hes already been dealt with by multiple people and we don't need someone else nearly 4 hours later.

I was not talking about him, my post applies to all the people who do not have a minium of 1500 points but want to join us. Believe it or not, most of those people will click on the current page number directly iinstead of checking the rules on page 1. So it is a must for me to remind them. :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-04 17:07:54


At 2/4/06 04:52 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: I was not talking about him, my post applies to all the people who do not have a minium of 1500 points but want to join us. Believe it or not, most of those people will click on the current page number directly iinstead of checking the rules on page 1. So it is a must for me to remind them. :P

You must remember, though, that people that aren't in the Elite Guard are allowed to post here. Just because they can't be member doesn't mean they are locked out from our Barracks. Remember the open-door policy we have...we welcome all those that have vested interest in the Portal.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-04 17:18:46


At 2/4/06 04:43 PM, Rslegend wrote:
Hey, DoD was just trying to help out, don't jump down his throat for it.

Try to look at the words I wrote.

but maybe you are right. I mean, its not that hard to explain to someone everytime, and i doubt they any new recruits actually will read your post dream.

That's what I thought, see when someone comes in and it's important enough for someone to respond to (i.e ask for help, ask for alliance) we don't need 6 or 7 people responding to him with basically the same message.

EagleRock make a final response which was basically that wait for your club to prove it's worthy of staying on the bbs and not getting locked THEN we'll start talking about making an alliance.

After that it was done. Problem solved.

Later DoD posts a reminder for everyone who wants to join to read the first page, he was just stateing the obvious. No help to nobody.

Why not put something in your sig telling the rules?

I doubt anyone would take advantage of it.

Thats what I did with the ngpd, because I was tired explaining our rules everytime a new member came.

But you still have to tell them don't ya?

*salutes*

*salutes*

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Saturday Febuary 04, 2006

Elite Guard Barracks stats:

| : Statistic : | : Change : | : Category

| : 360,162 : : : +1279 : : Blam/Protect Population
| : _11,255 : : : +__40 : : Blam/Protect Average

| : 243.12_ : : : +_,.27 : : Voting Power Population
| : __7.59_ : : : +_,.01 : : Voting Power Average

| : 120,860 : : : +_640 : : Experience Population
| : __3,777 : : : +_,.01 : : Experience Average

| : _92,752 : : : +_400 : : Posting Population
| : __2,898 : : : +__12 : : Population Average

| : _24,105 : : : +__28 : : Reviewing Population
| : ___,753 : : : +__01 : : Reviewing Average

",." represents just "." - long story.
Bold represents the numbers rose.
Italics represents the numbers fell.

Rise/fall based on last thursdays Barracks Averages.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-04 19:16:37


At 2/4/06 05:18 PM, Major_punk_afro wrote:

\: EagleRock make a final response which was basically that wait for your club to prove it's worthy of staying on the bbs and not getting locked THEN we'll start talking about making an alliance.


After that it was done. Problem solved.

I agree. It actually upset me a bit that I specifically said we are not an ally until the thread cleared by mods (which I knew it wouldn't), yet everyone was saying otherwise. I knew that thread would get locked, yet everyone said okay anyway. Also, Ramagi said in that thread that if copycat threads like this keep popping up, similar threads would have problems as well. That includes us.

NOBODY condones these threads without mods clearing them beforehand. I don't want this place to get locked because people say yes to alliances I didn't agree to. Comprende?

I don't meant to be short with everyone, but I can tell Ramagi isn't too happy with these copycat threads, nor the NGPD, nor the Barracks. At this point, I feel like the Barracks are in jeopardy because of actions like this. I am planning on e-mailing Ramagi to talk with her about the situation. PLEASE no more condoning of these clubs until a mod actually lets the club live.

Saturday Febuary 04, 2006

Elite Guard Barracks stats:

Thanks for the update, First Lieutenant!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-04 21:38:47


There is a possible file swap on our hands. It's listed as Defend your Castle 2 and Barney Bunch #2.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-04 21:48:09


At 2/4/06 09:38 PM, space_cowboy101 wrote: There is a possible file swap on our hands. It's listed as Defend your Castle 2 and Barney Bunch #2.

Both are blammed, and had no real chance of passing, anyway. It's okay, lol. Fileswaps typically start out as good flash then are switched with crap, not start as crap and get even crappier.

Today is a good day. 150+ points already...hopefully the portal will pick up the pace in the next hour or so...I'd love to hit 170 (unlikely but eh, possible)...
Back to the portal! Good hunting, everyone! :salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-05 00:10:36


Day's end report:

Heh. How's this? 178 points. Awesome. This is now my second best point haul in a single day! ^_^
Well, there is no new business to report on my front, so back to the portal! Good hunting! :salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-05 00:28:53


Days end report:
B/P: a whopping 5
Reviews: 0
Flags: 0
Years off of lifespan due to inhaling chlorine for 12 hours straight: about 7. i love my job...

Anyways, I got the new firefox...and I hate it. I've lost valuable viewing space. Its really annoying. Heres a screenie of what I'm looking at right now...

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-05 00:44:31


At 2/5/06 12:28 AM, K-Pingu wrote: Anyways, I got the new firefox...and I hate it. I've lost valuable viewing space. Its really annoying. Heres a screenie of what I'm looking at right now...

Thats odd. Do you know why that happened to you? I have the new version of firefox too and it works fine.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-05 00:49:15


At 2/5/06 12:44 AM, space_cowboy101 wrote:
At 2/5/06 12:28 AM, K-Pingu wrote: Anyways, I got the new firefox...and I hate it. I've lost valuable viewing space. Its really annoying. Heres a screenie of what I'm looking at right now...
Thats odd. Do you know why that happened to you? I have the new version of firefox too and it works fine.

No clue. Some people in the firefox forums said it was an extention problem. I dont have any extentions, so that isnt the case. I'm just wishing I had kept my old version of firefox until all the bugs got fixed...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-05 01:10:02


At 2/4/06 07:16 PM, EagleRock wrote: NOBODY condones these threads without mods clearing them beforehand. I don't want this place to get locked because people say yes to alliances I didn't agree to. Comprende?

I keep myself clean of any clubs that are before mod inspection or ones I'm not interested with... But about copycats, if Ramagi decides we are the source of the problem and dumb clubs then if I'm not there tell her at least 15 anti and gangster clubs were formed because of the mafia and all locked or kept quite not to be posted in... True, the mafia was locked once long ago but it was unlocked so there is no reason to blame the barracks especially with the high level of posts we maintain...

At 2/5/06 12:28 AM, K-Pingu wrote: Anyways, I got the new firefox...and I hate it. I've lost valuable viewing space. Its really annoying. Heres a screenie of what I'm looking at right now...

You got shafted man... I use nice ole' IE... I had Opera once but it was a trial version with a similar problem in space... I stick to IE... I'm used to it by now and like working with it, updates will keep coming but I still like working even without tabs and stuff.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-05 01:15:35


At 2/5/06 01:10 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: You got shafted man... I use nice ole' IE... I had Opera once but it was a trial version with a similar problem in space... I stick to IE... I'm used to it by now and like working with it, updates will keep coming but I still like working even without tabs and stuff.

Actually, I fixed my problem. I uninstalled 1.5, and found a download for 1.0.7 (what i had before). Im happy with status quo. Maybe when they work out all the bugs, I'll try again...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-05 01:25:35


At 2/5/06 01:15 AM, K-Pingu wrote: Actually, I fixed my problem. I uninstalled 1.5, and found a download for 1.0.7 (what i had before). Im happy with status quo. Maybe when they work out all the bugs, I'll try again...

You know? Inspired by your post I just got firefox 1.5 and Guess what? I like it... The speed is nice and I'll get used to the interface quickly... Screw windows and their over-priced work... firefox ain't bad...


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-05 01:31:27


Lieutenant Fragment, reporting for duty, sir!

*salutes, stands at attention*

I just recently quit my duty as a NGPD officer, due to some of it's members actions and plans, and I don't think I will go back until they start going the other way. But I still want to become a member of the Barracks whenever I reach my first EG rank, and I was wondering if I could still join no matter if I wasn't a NGPD member at the time of my request. I will await patiently for my answer.

You could always break my stand, my hands are getting tired and if I stand at attention another minute longer I will faint.

HEY MY NAME IS FRAGMENT, AND I GO TO THE POTTY ALLL BY MYSEEEELFFF

Don't talk back.<3

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-05 01:36:08


At 2/5/06 01:31 AM, Fragment wrote: Lieutenant Fragment, reporting for duty, sir!

*salutes, stands at attention*

I just recently quit my duty as a NGPD officer, due to some of it's members actions and plans, and I don't think I will go back until they start going the other way. But I still want to become a member of the Barracks whenever I reach my first EG rank, and I was wondering if I could still join no matter if I wasn't a NGPD member at the time of my request. I will await patiently for my answer.

You left honorably, and being a member of the NGPD is not a requirement. You most certainly can join the Barracks once you reach Private, my friend.
The NGPD is going through hard times, and I hope it can hold itself together long enough to repair itself before a potential lock. I understand not wanting to be a part of a near-lock club (although I will always support the NGPD).
So yes, don't worry, you quitting does not affect your future membership in the Barracks. Good luck in reaching Private, and good hunting! :salute:
---Barracks Recruitment Officer Slash ^_^


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-05 01:37:03


At 2/5/06 01:31 AM, Fragment wrote: You could always break my stand, my hands are getting tired and if I stand at attention another minute longer I will faint.

I know you well as a fellow mafioso and you backed me up during the big Capo breakdown so rest assure you will not be passed over here as long as I breath. For a second I could have sworn I’m in the wrong thread because you were but then I remembered you were a NGPD member…

On other good news, no later than today despite my slow B/P rate ( 69.7 ) I will make Captain no later than tonight.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-05 01:37:31


At 2/5/06 01:31 AM, Fragment wrote: I just recently quit my duty as a NGPD officer,

come on man you donet have to quit cause you donet like what some of the other guys are thinking of doing or becuse we might get locked


DDDDUUUURRRR

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-05 01:37:32


At 2/5/06 01:25 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: You know? Inspired by your post I just got firefox 1.5 and Guess what? I like it... The speed is nice and I'll get used to the interface quickly... Screw windows and their over-priced work... firefox ain't bad...

I love it when people figure out that firefox is better that ie. It's made my life better.

Day's End Report:
117 b/p points. Not the best for a saturday but for how long I was away it was good. With my work tomorrow i'm hoping that I can stay close to todays number.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-05 01:43:48


At 2/5/06 01:37 AM, space_cowboy101 wrote: I love it when people figure out that firefox is better that ie. It's made my life better.

Once I get used to the interface the speed of it will be a clear positive. Besides never hurts to have a second browser.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-05 01:50:18


At 2/5/06 12:10 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Day's end report:
Heh. How's this? 178 points.

Great work again, and congrats on your star. I havent seen one of those given out personally but i've heard about them. I'm pretty sure back in october Denvish got really close to 1000 and a lot of people were poking fun at him because he didn't get his star but anyway ya congrats.

Nice to see your reviewing often, how many responses do you have? When you reach roughly 130 you qualify for the top 100 responses list and since you have over 300 reviews you should be coming pretty close.

At 2/5/06 12:28 AM, K-Pingu wrote:
Days end report:
B/P: a whopping 5

OGM!!!

Years off of lifespan due to inhaling chlorine for 12 hours straight: about 7. i love my job...

Lifeguard?
I guess it must suck pretty hard just sitting up 6 feet in the air all day, Baywatch must of mislead you. ^_~

At 2/5/06 01:10 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
True, the mafia was locked once long ago but it was unlocked so there is no reason to blame the barracks especially with the high level of posts we maintain...

Do you have a rough guess of around what pages that occured? I feel like soaking in a bit of history.

You got shafted man... I use nice ole' IE...

Heh, me to.
If it could be done at the snap of the fingers I would switch to firefox but i'm just too damn lazy to deal with it.

End of day report:

A total of 161 b/p! The most i've gotten in months!
2 reviews, 1 response.

Well EagleRock I just noticed I passed you in b/p, and only at the expense of my sanity. Nah, I have a bigger motivation now. =)

Btw the way nice car. *whistle sounds*

Looks like snarfclock is up to his old tricks again. I'm thinking of making this my new sig. =P

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-05 01:56:29


At 2/5/06 01:36 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: You left honorably, and being a member of the NGPD is not a requirement. You most certainly can join the Barracks once you reach Private, my friend.
---Barracks Recruitment Officer Slash ^_^

Thank you, sir. Getting an assurance from the Recruitment Officer himself pushes me even more towards a Barracks spot. I know that you along with most of the Elite Guards support the NGPD, but I felt it was then the right time to leave, even if it is for a short while.

At 2/5/06 01:37 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: I know you well as a fellow mafioso and you backed me up during the big Capo breakdown so rest assure you will not be passed over here as long as I breath. For a second I could have sworn I’m in the wrong thread because you were but then I remembered you were a NGPD member…

Thank you, Phantom, you know you can always count on me, and I know I can always count on you. I hope I reach my Private rank soon, and I promise you I will do my best as an EG. For now, good bye. I will see you soon, friends and officers.

I request permission to break stance, sir. *legs shake uncontrollably*


HEY MY NAME IS FRAGMENT, AND I GO TO THE POTTY ALLL BY MYSEEEELFFF

Don't talk back.<3

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-05 01:58:14


At 2/5/06 01:50 AM, Major_punk_afro wrote: Do you have a rough guess of around what pages that occured? I feel like soaking in a bit of history.

Any where form page 1 to 563... The Godfather never told me when it happened... I have a brilliant friend, Mast3rMind. He should know. If he logs on AIM I'll let you know.

Heh, me to.
If it could be done at the snap of the fingers I would switch to firefox but i'm just too damn lazy to deal with it.

I just did and it took me around 3 minutes. ( Find the download page ( 20 seconds, download , 30 seconds, Get used to it , about 2 minutes ).


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I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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