At 2/4/06 01:02 AM, EagleRock wrote:

At 2/3/06 11:32 PM, Major_punk_afro wrote: I'm passing on the officer position to EG Second Lieutenant harryjarry (afro_sauce).
Lately he has been doing all the gritty work and a fine job of it I might add, so it's only reasonable he should have it.

I would definately agree. He has done excellent rosters lately, as it seems that you have imparted all your excellent techiques to him. I have no doubt the new rosters will continue to be just as good as they always have been.

Hehe thanks guys (_)=D. I will update it a lot more then I used too. As long as everyone likes my updates I am pleased and will continue doing it. I am trying to think of different things I could add onto it if I had extra time.

I still plan to regularly update the Barracks averages once a week also, mostly because there easy to do and I enjoy them. =)

Yayness. I will be watching out for them. Have fun ^_^.

At 2/4/06 12:24 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: 145 points. It was slow for a while, then BAM nice fast flow. I need to go faster, dammit! My average for the past week is just a little bit behind the average of the fastest person on the last top 300 list update...that is unacceptable! From now on, I wake up an hour earlier and stay awake an hour later. I mean, a daily average of only 123.4 for the past week? I should be ashamed of myself...

You are going pretty fast haha. I dont know how everyone has the time. I am going at my steady pase.

At 2/4/06 01:01 AM, K-Pingu wrote: Actually, one of their members is Afro_Ninja. You know, the mod. Who made NG sim? Yeah. They dont spam. Respect them.

K-Pingu knows where it's at (_)=D.

At 2/3/06 10:52 PM, EagleRock wrote: Hence why you are the moderator, sir. I can easily ban people if necessary. I ask you to NOT delete the malicious posts, but rather PM me so I have the ability to ban them. If you delete the posts, the evidence goes away. At least make sure one post from each spam session stays. If that is done, it will make my life easier.

No problem, as soon as trouble arises I'll PM you and contact you by any means possible, an air strike if I must.

Just an admin thing.

Lucky dog you...Congratulations.

Hell no. When he said "are you threatening us," that is what was the similarity. Cornholio said "Are you threatening me?" a lot, which was my reference.

Ahh.. Yes, he says that too but among the character behavior I'd say that those are easily confused. Not to mention nimmer didn't quite know what the hell you were talking about... I don't even know if the show airs there, he is Dutch right?

I hope no one was confused by my statement.

I was the first and nimmer agreed but if you don't want him to see it that way then no problem, done.

End of day report

B/P 50
Flagged reviews 1200 :(

DEFCON Update:

It's 0300 hours and the Portal is STILL rather active...quite a blessing! I'm keeping the DEFCON at DEFCON 3 overnight, as this is an unusual situation. Even active days slow around 0300 hours. Keep watch for any malicious flash and for any fileswaps. Hooah!

At 2/4/06 01:29 AM, Afro_sauce wrote: Hehe thanks guys (_)=D. I will update it a lot more then I used too. As long as everyone likes my updates I am pleased and will continue doing it. I am trying to think of different things I could add onto it if I had extra time.

Well, since you're the new Barracks Records Officer, would you care to archive this roster in the Records Room?

At 2/4/06 02:42 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: No problem, as soon as trouble arises I'll PM you and contact you by any means possible, an air strike if I must.

Well, like I said, if someone makes 25 posts in a row, you can delete all but one if you want as a temporary clean-up. You can use your discretion in this manner as you wish, sir.

Hell no. When he said "are you threatening us," that is what was the similarity. Cornholio said "Are you threatening me?" a lot, which was my reference.

Ahh.. Yes, he says that too but among the character behavior I'd say that those are easily confused. Not to mention nimmer didn't quite know what the hell you were talking about... I don't even know if the show airs there, he is Dutch right?

Right...well, in retrospect it was a rather arcane reference, especially for a BBS that is very international. However, I never meant to compare Supreme Commander Nimmer to Cornholio in action at all. The only thing was the "Are you threatening us" statement.

I was the first and nimmer agreed but if you don't want him to see it that way then no problem, done.

Thanks, sir. At least the situation is cleared up.

At 2/3/06 06:33 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Ha... Me and DoD had the same reason to post in the Wi/Ht level up lounge... We both hit 9000 blams... And I have even less saves... Man I'm dark.

Heh, 9000 blams. Good luck to both you and DoD on getting to 10000 blams. I bet you're a bit excited to be close to that number now.

At 2/3/06 11:25 PM, space_cowboy101 wrote: I love being promoted! I'm now Elite Guard Sergeant. I have a voting power over 6 now and i'm ranked within the top 1,000 in b/p's. What a good day!

Congrats on all those acheivements. *salutes*

At 2/4/06 03:02 AM, EagleRock wrote: Well, like I said, if someone makes 25 posts in a row, you can delete all but one if you want as a temporary clean-up. You can use your discretion in this manner as you wish, sir.

Cool, I'll do just that. Just to delete enough for you to see that there is spam and clean it up.

Right...well, in retrospect it was a rather arcane reference, especially for a BBS that is very international. However, I never meant to compare Supreme Commander Nimmer to Cornholio in action at all. The only thing was the "Are you threatening us" statement.

Well I'm sure he will understand the second he sees your post. Though he didn't mind the other explanation either to be honest.

Thanks, sir. At least the situation is cleared up.

Any time.

At 2/3/06 11:25 PM, space_cowboy101 wrote:

I love being promoted! I'm now Elite Guard Sergeant. I have a voting power over 6 now and i'm ranked within the top 1,000 in b/p's. What a good day!

That's quite alot in a single day, congrats on the promotion and the 6+ voting power.
I can already see the effects of time because when I broke the top 1000 in Sept, I only had 2,579 compared to what it takes now with your 3,049.

So the requirement of the top 1000 was growing by 3.3/day from Sept 10th to Feb 4th.

At 2/4/06 12:14 AM, K-Pingu wrote:

Theyre part of the Afro Amigos. They all have afros.

That's a good enough answer. Except the only people with I know for sure who have real afro's are Afro_Stud, Afro_harryjarry and Afro_zzzazzman everyone else could just be saying they do.

Reviews which actually survived the UJ flash...0

I hate that to.

At 2/4/06 12:24 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

Day's end report:
I mean, a daily average of only 123.4 for the past week? I should be ashamed of myself...

On the top 300 list it says you got 147/day for the last week. Be less ashamed.

I need to start reviewing more.

Yes, yes you do. =)

I must scare those within 1000 points of me!

Phew! lucky i'm 3000 points away *not being scared*

At 2/4/06 12:22 AM, Mutant_BusterJr wrote:

oh great, another pointless fad. for example, the BB, CC (cock crew), BB (block bergade) Hippie hangout, and now these boys. as long as they don't portal spam like the others.

Pff, people just don't know cool nowadays.

At 2/4/06 01:01 AM, K-Pingu wrote:

Respect them.

Thank you. =)

At 2/4/06 01:02 AM, EagleRock wrote: At 2/3/06 11:32 PM, Major_punk_afro wrote: I still plan to regularly update the Barracks averages.

It would be great to have you stick around and do that, sir.

Ya, well I have said before that I would do them more often but that's a very vague timeframe, it's hard for me to get myself to it and I would tell myself the old fashioned i'll do it tommorow routine.

But every Saturday is not so vague.

At 2/4/06 01:02 AM, EagleRock wrote:

I would be prepared to have you keep your Records Officer position, but have you become the Lieutenant Records Officer while harryjarry takes on the Chief Records Officer position. If not, I understand either way.

I don't think that's a good idea, we already have enough officers as it is. If harryjarry needs a little help with something or too busy to do an update i'll help out but I don't need an officer title just for that.

By the way, don't miss your 1337 posts screenie.

At 2/4/06 10:15 AM, Major_punk_afro wrote: By the way, don't miss your 1337 posts screenie.

I have a feeling he won't. It's not the original but if he misses it then he is in luck. It’s not the best looking border but it works…

At 2/4/06 10:15 AM, Major_punk_afro wrote:

At 2/4/06 12:24 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

Day's end report:
I mean, a daily average of only 123.4 for the past week? I should be ashamed of myself...

On the top 300 list it says you got 147/day for the last week. Be less ashamed.

:re-checks numbers:

Oh. lol. Sweet! I'm even greater than I thought I was! ^_^ I don't know what I did wrong, but my average for the past seven days is indeed 140+. I hate maths...
Yeah, I had a very good entrance to the top 300 list...highest per-day average, highest weekly gain, most ranks climbed...I also got a star for beating 1000 in a week, sweetness!!!
Well, although the portal is currently stagnant, when I woke up there was a nice long 10+UJ line, so a good start. Waking up an hour earlier DOES help! I'm headed back to the portal/multi-tasking and playing video games. Good hunting, everyone! :salute:

At 2/4/06 11:47 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
Oh. lol. Sweet! I'm even greater than I thought I was! ^_^ I don't know what I did wrong, but my average for the past seven days is indeed 140+. I hate maths...
Yeah, I had a very good entrance to the top 300 list...highest per-day average, highest weekly gain, most ranks climbed...I also got a star for beating 1000 in a week, sweetness!!!

I remember those days when I could do that too but that was before I made it into the top 300 :( also when I didn't have everyone cry to use the computer as well. I hope you make it to the last rank before you lose all that free time. well I am going back to the portal to get some more points and find some jerks

At 2/4/06 03:31 AM, Bahamut- wrote:

At 2/3/06 06:33 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Ha... Me and DoD had the same reason to post in the Wi/Ht level up lounge... We both hit 9000 blams... And I have even less saves... Man I'm dark.

Heh, 9000 blams. Good luck to both you and DoD on getting to 10000 blams. I bet you're a bit excited to be close to that number now.

Definately. Good luck to the both of you!

At 2/4/06 10:15 AM, Major_punk_afro wrote:

At 2/4/06 01:02 AM, EagleRock wrote:

It would be great to have you stick around and do that, sir.

Ya, well I have said before that I would do them more often but that's a very vague timeframe, it's hard for me to get myself to it and I would tell myself the old fashioned i'll do it tommorow routine.

Ahh, I see. Well, whatever you can give us is always appreciated.

At 2/4/06 01:02 AM, EagleRock wrote:

I would be prepared to have you keep your Records Officer position, but have you become the Lieutenant Records Officer while harryjarry takes on the Chief Records Officer position. If not, I understand either way.

I don't think that's a good idea, we already have enough officers as it is. If harryjarry needs a little help with something or too busy to do an update i'll help out but I don't need an officer title just for that.

If that's how you want it, that's how it'll be, First Lieutenant. Indeed, I've noticed those that deserve the officer positions are the ones that usually decline them. However, you do make a good point. I'll simply keep Second Lieutenant harryjarry as the Records Officer, and you can assist him when you wish.

I will also make the Second Lieutenant the moderator for the Records Room. I will keep you as moderator as well, since you are planning to do occasional updates. Also, since you have served the Barracks for so long as really our first appointed officer, it would be an insult not to do so.

By the way, don't miss your 1337 posts screenie.

Thanks for the reminder...I almost forgot!

At 2/4/06 11:19 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: I have a feeling he won't. It's not the original but if he misses it then he is in luck. It’s not the best looking border but it works…

Hah...who can even tell which screenshots are real anymore...

Private DESOLATER reporting for duty sir!I specalize in explosives sir!

At 2/4/06 12:46 PM, DESOLATER4 wrote: Private DESOLATER reporting for duty sir!I specalize in explosives sir!

Private? WTF? You're only a Civilan and has only ONE blam point. When you get to 1500 B/P, then I would call you a private, but for now, you can't join the barracks. Sorry.

At 2/4/06 12:46 PM, DESOLATER4 wrote: Private DESOLATER reporting for duty sir!I specalize in explosives sir!

Hello. I'm Barracks Recruitment Officer Praporshchik Slash Firestorm. You seem to have misunderstood the purpose of the Barracks, civilian! lol the Elite Guard Barracks is a place for those on Newgrounds of Elite Guard rank, or those interested in reaching Elite Guard rank, to converse aside from their portal duty.
If you're still interest, go on the portal and start racking up B/P's! Right now you're only 1449 from joining us! :-P When you reach Security Guard rank, you could join the NGPD (link in sig).
:salute:

im sorry sirs i just wanted 2 b in the barracks..im sorry sirs!*runs away cring*

At 2/4/06 01:00 PM, DESOLATER4 wrote: im sorry sirs i just wanted 2 b in the barracks..im sorry sirs!*runs away cring*

Now WAIT JUST A DAMN MINUTE CITIZEN...GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!!!

There will be NO crying in my Barracks, you understand me? I'll have none of that here!

*ahem*

Anyway, I'm First Lieutenant EagleRock, the Chief Barracks Officer here. Just because you can't be a member doesn't mean we don't want you here. We encourage you to take up the duty of protecting the Portal and making your way into the Elite Guard! As my Recruitment Officer already stated, the NGPD is waiting for you to make it into their ranks! You only need 200 B/P to join as a recruit, which you can bang out in no time. As you progress in the NGPD, you will eventually make it into the Elite Guard, after which, you may join our ranks as a proud member. In the meantime, you can stop by to chat, as we welcome all who protect the Portal. So get to there, vote on those Under Judgement submissions, and protect that Portal! Hooah!

At 2/4/06 01:07 PM, EagleRock wrote:

At 2/4/06 01:00 PM, DESOLATER4 wrote: im sorry sirs i just wanted 2 b in the barracks..im sorry sirs!*runs away cring*

If you have an interest in protecting the portal you can still hang around here and learn the ropes, you just won't be an official member yet. I suggest you go over to the ngpd, where police officers can stay. No crying in the barracks.

*salutes*

mmm ill cry if i want 2 !!!*sniff*well...guess wat i may be a civilian...but.im 1 of those civilians that used 2 b a really big hero in a war thirty yrs bfore,sure im not thirty or even 14 yet but i will kill u all baahahahaha ok elite guard time 2 die.im starting up a klan called the mercinary klan,its for all of us that want revenge.MUUUAHAHAHAHA DIE ELITE GUARD BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!*runs into the distance*

At 2/3/06 05:42 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote:

At 2/3/06 05:33 PM, Afro_punk wrote:

At 2/3/06 05:21 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote:

For those who know me, you should know that I am very hardcore, call me a flame dragon if you like.

Now why would anyone call you a flame dragon?

A falme dragon flame a lot, right? You see, I am very hardcore, so I flame a lot too when I am pissed. Just kidding, lol In fact, other people at Duke call me flame dragon. Dragon is the symbol of China, I am Chinese. So I guess that the nickname fits me. ;)

wow that is something I didn't know about you. but please don't overdo the flaming if someome pisses you off? the last thing we need in there is a flame war

lol dude i was just joking i didnt mean that lol :)

At 2/4/06 01:16 PM, DESOLATER4 wrote: mmm ill cry if i want 2 !!!*sniff*well...guess wat i may be a civilian...but.im 1 of those civilians that used 2 b a really big hero in a war thirty yrs bfore,sure im not thirty or even 14 yet but i will kill u all baahahahaha ok elite guard time 2 die.im starting up a klan called the mercinary klan,its for all of us that want revenge.MUUUAHAHAHAHA DIE ELITE GUARD BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!*runs into the distance*

Interesting turn of events. Apparently welcoming someone to the Barracks and to Portal protection makes them want to get revenge on you. If you're confused, DESOLATER4, try reading my whole post at the top of the page.

im not a flame war guy,ok tell yah wat ill get rid of my klan of mercinarys...or i had an idea the mercinarys will stay but were like a small threat squad in the elite guard.so waddya think?

At 2/4/06 01:16 PM, DESOLATER4 wrote: mmm ill cry if i want 2 !!!*sniff*well...guess wat i may be a civilian...but.im 1 of those civilians that used 2 b a really big hero in a war thirty yrs bfore,sure im not thirty or even 14 yet but i will kill u all baahahahaha ok elite guard time 2 die.im starting up a klan called the mercinary klan,its for all of us that want revenge.MUUUAHAHAHAHA DIE ELITE GUARD BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!*runs into the distance*

Ya...........thanks for the heads up. Hope that works out for you! *you can just feel the sarcasim*

At 2/4/06 01:19 PM, DESOLATER4 wrote: lol dude i was just joking i didnt mean that lol :)

Well, be careful. The EG Barracks isn't the best place to make joke likes that. Besides, that post you made, it looked extremely retarded. :P

At 2/4/06 01:19 PM, DESOLATER4 wrote: lol dude i was just joking i didnt mean that lol :)

I posted one second too early. :-)

At 2/4/06 01:21 PM, DESOLATER4 wrote: im not a flame war guy,ok tell yah wat ill get rid of my klan of mercinarys...or i had an idea the mercinarys will stay but were like a small threat squad in the elite guard.so waddya think?

Or the Mercinaries could be a group that is dedicated to protecting the Portal, just like the NGPD and the Barracks. Why fight us when we're not fighting you? Our goal is to protect the Portal...don't you want to be a part of that?

At 2/4/06 01:22 PM, Bahamut- wrote: Well, be careful. The EG Barracks isn't the best place to make joke likes that. Besides, that post you made, it looked extremely retarded. :P

Hah...don't worry, sir. I can keep a level head when it comes to this stuff. :-)

I just wanted to say one more thing to desolater. I saw your post in your mercinary clan.

At 2/4/06 01:29 PM, DESOLATER4 wrote: ok an update were no longer at war with the elite guards,were allies wit them,equals if u will.we help each other. o and we still kill stuff,and now we protect the portal!rok on!

I am sure that eaglerock would be happy to have an alliance, but could you actually ask us before telling people you are allies with us?

i did wait agh must not hav went my caomp's been acting up sry well r we allies?

At 2/4/06 01:34 PM, DESOLATER4 wrote: i did wait agh must not hav went my caomp's been acting up sry well r we allies?

Honestly, at this point, it is not likely that your club will survive. If the moderators decide to let your club stay, we'll talk about alliances after that. In the meantime, I wouldn't worry about the Barracks and worry about making what you want to do with the club clear. Post specific goals and attributes of your club in your club so that mods can see. Otherwise, it might get locked very quickly.

At 2/4/06 01:34 PM, DESOLATER4 wrote: i did wait agh must not hav went my caomp's been acting up sry well r we allies?

Why don't you go Here and put in some work there as well. since the Elite guards are all about keeping NG clean from garbage. plus in the process you will get yourself a shiny new whistle. but yeah if we are all going for the same goal then we are allies

Did anyone see a flash last night that had myself co-authored? I've been told it's happened again. :(

At 2/4/06 01:34 PM, DESOLATER4 wrote: i did wait agh must not hav went my caomp's been acting up sry well r we allies?

OK, just please try and improve your typing. ;)