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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-10 18:39:43


Can anyone get this to work? It looks (to me at least) like some noob's tried to upload a stolen video, but all he ended up stealing was the framework of the player itself. Fail.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-10 19:01:33


At 3/10/10 10:54 AM, byteslinger wrote: Wow.... it's been REAL quiet here. Portal has been slow, too. Is everyone okay?

I'm still here. Theres really nothing for me to say since i lurk this thread once in a while and i don't have time to read the whole conversation. So i don't post. I may start posting again, when i have the urge.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-10 19:19:57


No not much going on here but off topic I'm a old account six old last month not as high as I could have been I missed lots of deposits in my 2 and half year absence. I would have been like level 45. Still I think my level is cool. That submission got blammed. Nice to here from you Rohanthebarbian this month see lots of old members coming back. By the way Chuck Norris birthday.

I think this is a stolen copyright clip from sesame street

http://www.sesamestreet.org/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqLMcyUFr SA

Although the youtube link may be stolen too.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-11 18:24:18


At 3/10/10 10:54 AM, byteslinger wrote: Wow.... it's been REAL quiet here. Portal has been slow, too. Is everyone okay?

Just fine...just working on a new job...been quite busy as of late. I'm alive tho... :-)

Come on, boys, let's hear some chatter...remember, we're the Elite Guard - NOT NINJAS!

Elite Guard Ninjas? ... Cool!

It's no fun making wise-cracks to an empty room. But I'll do it anyway:

"What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with an alligator? You get a beat-down, because you should NEVER cross Chuck Norris!"

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, as the word "hunt" implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
If Batman, Superman, and Spiderman got into a fight, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

Yeah, it's a little lame - but it was cute when my 12 year old nephew told it to me!

*Salutes the empty room, and goes back to the portal to wait for the grass to start growing*

*salutes* *checks the shadows for Elite Guard Ninjas*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-11 19:15:35


Elite Guard Ninjas, eh? I may throw something together in Illustrator after I get my tattoo drawing done. Also, there's a one-liner there somewhere, I just can't think of it.

Also, I'm thinking of doing an Irish Accent voice acting audio piece next Wednesday. Not to brag or anything, but, I can do a very nice Irish accent. Thoughts on this voice acting audio piece?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-11 20:01:11


ORIGINAL:

http://www.sp-studio.de/

STOLEN:

Pretty obvious, though.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-11 20:06:05


At 3/11/10 08:01 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: ORIGINAL:

http://www.sp-studio.de/

STOLEN:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/53 0098
Pretty obvious, though.

Damn you beat me to it, I came here to post that. Talk about a stupid thing to steal seeing as how that South Park character creator is madly popular and everybody knows it's not from Newgrounds.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-11 22:05:14


At 3/11/10 06:24 PM, EagleRock wrote:
At 3/10/10 10:54 AM, byteslinger wrote: Come on, boys, let's hear some chatter...remember, we're the Elite Guard - NOT NINJAS!
Elite Guard Ninjas? ... Cool!

exactly... that's a secret rank.. is above EGSC... but no-one had reach it yet (obviously)
it's after 300,000 B/P... NOTE: ninja is 10 times (better than) a SC

and after that there are more ninja ranks
350,000, 400,000 and 500,000 B/P, those are, E G Shadow Ninja, E G Master Ninja and E G Samurai
(i know... samurai is not a ninja... but you have to blame that to Tom and staff, not to me...)

and after 1,000,000, there are the Pirate ranks... but there is no info about them yet

XD


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-11 23:58:52


Oh great, speculate about better badge levels. This is gonna mean a good fun 10-25 pages. What's after Pirates? ROBOT PIRATE NINJAS?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-12 00:07:31


At 3/11/10 11:58 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Oh great, speculate about better badge levels. This is gonna mean a good fun 10-25 pages. What's after Pirates? ROBOT PIRATE NINJAS?

I've always liked the idea of Tom calling them derisive things that make people angry that they bothered getting them.

1'500'000 = Point-whore
2'000'000 = Shut-in
3'000'000 = No-lifer

You get the idea. I can just imagine the butthurt from some of the top blammers / savers if this happened. XD

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-12 10:06:40


At 3/11/10 11:58 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Oh great, speculate about better badge levels. This is gonna mean a good fun 10-25 pages. What's after Pirates? ROBOT PIRATE NINJAS?

Well, now that you mention it...I do have a few ideas:

1,000,000-1,099,999 Deckhand
1,100,000-1,199,999 Swashbuckler
1,200,000-1,299,999 Buccaneer
1,300,000-1,399,999 Cutthroat
1,400,000-1,499,999 Sea Raider
1,500,000-1,599,999 Swordsman
1,600,000-1,699,999 Man-at-Arms
1,700,000-1,799,999 First Mate
1,800,000-1,899,999 Captain
1,900,000-1,999,999 Pirate King
2,000,000-2,249,999 Ninja Deckhand
2,250,000-2,499,999 Ninja Swashbuckler
2,500,000-2,749,999 Ninja Buccaneer
2,750,000-2,999,999 Ninja Cutthroat
3,000,000-3,249,999 Ninja Sea Raider
3,250,000-3,499,999 Ninja Swordsman
3,500,000-3,749,999 Ninja Man-at-Arms
3,750,000-3,999,999 Ninja First Mate
4,000,000-4,249,999 Ninja Captain
4,250,000-4,499,999 Ninja Pirate King
4,500,000-4,999,999 Robot Ninja Deckhand
5,000,000-5,499,999 Robot Ninja Swashbuckler
5,500,000-5,999,999 Robot Ninja Buccaneer
6,000,000-6,499,999 Robot Ninja Cutthroat
6,500,000-6,999,999 Robot Ninja Sea Raider
7,000,000-7,499,999 Robot Ninja Swordsman
7,500,000-7,999,999 Robot Ninja Man-at-Arms
8,000,000-8,499,999 Robot Ninja First Mate
8,500,000-8,999,999 Robot Ninja Captain
9,000,000-9,499,999 Robot Ninja Pirate King
9,500,000-10,499,999 Super Robot Ninja Deckhand
10,500,000-11,499,999 Super Robot Ninja Swashbuckler
11,500,000-12,499,999 Super Robot Ninja Buccaneer
12,500,000-13,499,999 Super Robot Ninja Cutthroat
13,500,000-14,499,999 Super Robot Ninja Sea Raider
14,500,000-15,499,999 Super Robot Ninja Swordsman
15,500,000-16,499,999 Super Robot Ninja Man-at-Arms
16,500,000-17,499,999 Super Robot Ninja First Mate
17,500,000-18,499,999 Super Robot Ninja Captain
18,500,000-19,499,999 Super Robot Ninja Pirate King
19,500,000-19,999,999 Supreme Robot Ninja Pirate King
20,000,000-infinity Chuck Norris

(BTW - yesterday was Chuck Norris's birthday. He turned 70. No one gave him any birthday punches!)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-12 16:33:21


You know, that list brings to mind a very big question,

HAS ANYONE EVER GOTTEN MORE THAN 100k B/P?!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-12 16:43:37


At 3/12/10 04:33 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: You know, that list brings to mind a very big question,

HAS ANYONE EVER GOTTEN MORE THAN 100k B/P?!

Yup. As of 3/7/2010 there are ten users with more than 100K B/P:

001) 148515 AfroUnderscoreStud
002) 134408 DrJam
003) 134129 harryjarry
004) 132838 Punisher
005) 131653 Wylo
006) 114639 Molotov
007) 111218 Ultor
008) 103002 Toocool100
009) 100017 ramagi
010) 100014 Denvish

This list is updated weekly by Bahamut: BP Ranks 1-300

(yes, I'm on there - #69 hehehehe...)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-12 16:44:21


STOLEN:

ORIGINAL:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgQqSVrkk ag

It's a popular video, definitely not by that guy. Flag it away!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-12 17:36:39


At 3/12/10 04:43 PM, byteslinger wrote: This list is updated weekly by Bahamut: BP Ranks 1-300

Everyone on that list is a--

(yes, I'm on there - #69 hehehehe...)

...Lovely lovely person.
:X

Oh, also: I might not be here much longer. One of the job applications I've been sending off for the last 6 months has finally come back with an interview date. If it goes well, I'll finally be set for the next couple years at least, but I'll probably not have as much time to spend here anymore. I have no idea if I'll end up leaving for good or not, but if it goes the way I want this damn job interview to go, it'll likely result in some degree of inactivity.

Watch this space, I suppose.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-12 20:11:56


I like those badge names byteslinger I wonder what my badge would be? I noticed AfroUnderscoreStud in saves had been taken over by Toocool100 but that was in saves. I have not check the rankings in a while. My b/p been really slow lately only 8 this week not very impressive. Good work Sir-Nuts and others linking my last link was wrong, the account was from 2004 and had other submissions. Chuck Norris is 70 wow. Now looking at your list I don't think I would have any of those badges yet.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-12 20:22:12


Hey, Cobra - how about some green in your sig for St. Paddy's day? BTW, I think the leprechaun says it all! :)

And, yes, Sheiz, you can say it - we are all STAT WHORES... you make sound like it's a bad thing.

Also: today is a celebration day for me in the portal - I just passed my 10,000th blam!!!! So much crud, so little ammo....

*Salutes*

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-12 21:19:13


At 3/12/10 04:43 PM, byteslinger wrote:
At 3/12/10 04:33 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote:
(yes, I'm on there - #69 hehehehe...)

sexy number...
17,000+ to enter that list, i remember when it was like 14,000+ needed... (you guys probably remember when it was just 10,000 to enter XD)

At 3/12/10 10:06 AM, byteslinger wrote:
At 3/11/10 11:58 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Oh great, speculate about better badge levels. This is gonna mean a good fun 10-25 pages. What's after Pirates? ROBOT PIRATE NINJAS?
Well, now that you mention it...I do have a few ideas:

hahaha, lol, that's was pretty cool

19,500,000-19,999,999 Supreme Robot Ninja Pirate King
20,000,000-infinity Chuck Norris

specially this 2... after reading the SRNPK i never expected that the ultimate would be like that XD... Chuck Norris... XD ahahahaha

talking about CN... have you ever tried on Google (on google on the main page)... to write "Find Chuck Norris" and then click on the Button of "i'm felling lucky"
that's a classic XD


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-12 21:41:10


At 3/12/10 04:43 PM, byteslinger wrote: (yes, I'm on there - #69 hehehehe...)

Jesus...only 10K Blams?????

Wow, has Newgrounds changed... You know, I have a feeling my aura isn't apropos anymore. Considering I still have more blams than saves (give it a few weeks, it'll tip), I noticed I am much more strict in my voting than today's standard of protection-fests usually depict. Back in '05, I was the guy protecting Flash that I thought gave good effort while everyone else 0-bombed it. My my my...times change.

Anyway, I think I'm going to end up losing my B/P race against Byte one of these days. The new job I'm getting has me working a night shift, and I doubt I'll maintain a 60+ daily B/P for much longer. Still...I'd like to see how long I can keep it going. :-)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-13 07:21:28


I haz gotten 500 Blams And Saves in the past 6 days :3
Next Badge Faze Here I come!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-13 14:02:27


At 3/12/10 08:22 PM, byteslinger wrote: Hey, Cobra - how about some green in your sig for St. Paddy's day? BTW, I think the leprechaun says it all! :)
*Salutes*

As much as I like it, could you make the Leprechaun just standing by a pot of gold, pipe in mouth and a mug of ale in his right hand? And if at all possible, see if you can work this into my sig as well:

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-13 16:45:16


At 3/12/10 09:41 PM, EagleRock wrote:
At 3/12/10 04:43 PM, byteslinger wrote: (yes, I'm on there - #69 hehehehe...)
Jesus...only 10K Blams?????

Yeah, but that's another Barracks member that I'm tracking for the top 150. Only 15,000 to get up there now :) Keep on trucking.

How many members are on that list? *checks spreadsheet*

I've got 5 members on the list and I'm tracking a further 4 of them. Perhaps in the near future, one or two of them will jump up in the rankings to take their place amongst the (largely retired) blamming elite.

Oh, and I'm working on that update now, so it should be up in less than an hour :D


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-13 17:36:21


At 3/13/10 02:02 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: As much as I like it, could you make the Leprechaun just standing by a pot of gold, pipe in mouth and a mug of ale in his right hand? And if at all possible, see if you can work this into my sig as well:

How about this one, then?

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-13 23:48:45


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-14 13:37:17


At 3/13/10 05:36 PM, byteslinger wrote:
At 3/13/10 02:02 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: As much as I like it, could you make the Leprechaun just standing by a pot of gold, pipe in mouth and a mug of ale in his right hand? And if at all possible, see if you can work this into my sig as well:
How about this one, then?

Close but not quite. The Timber Wolf is the main focus of my sig, maybe you could reduce the text, the leprechaun and the post of gold and move it to the left and put the Timber Wolf back?

Sorry if I'm being a bit picky, I'm not trying to say you're sigs aren't well done, they are. And I really am sorry if I seem to be picky.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-14 18:56:50


Watching several episodes of ARDBZ can do that to you, enjoy!

Some elements were borrowed from Complete's story.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-14 21:46:14


60 b/p per day that is very good EagleRock. I miss having legit spam groups on here I have noticed a new group calling themselves The Trash Troup or TT not bad stuff. Talking of b/p mine been better this week not bad really. On the front page a interesting game called Immortall I tried it and thought it looked okay. Here is the link


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-14 21:54:26


At 3/14/10 01:37 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote:
At 3/13/10 05:36 PM, byteslinger wrote:
At 3/13/10 02:02 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: As much as I like it, could you make the Leprechaun just standing by a pot of gold, pipe in mouth and a mug of ale in his right hand? And if at all possible, see if you can work this into my sig as well:
How about this one, then?
Close but not quite. The Timber Wolf is the main focus of my sig, maybe you could reduce the text, the leprechaun and the post of gold and move it to the left and put the Timber Wolf back?

Sorry if I'm being a bit picky, I'm not trying to say you're sigs aren't well done, they are. And I really am sorry if I seem to be picky.

No... you're not picky. Maybe a little obsessive-compulsive with a touch of neurosis, but picky - nah...

Anyway, how about this one?

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-14 22:05:57


It's perfect!! Thanks me Lassie!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-15 14:27:18


MALICIOUS FLASH:

Auto-spawns a bunch if pop-ups, don't even click play!