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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-15 14:35:04


At 3/15/10 02:27 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: MALICIOUS FLASH:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/53 0443
Auto-spawns a bunch if pop-ups, don't even click play!

Hahaha, 5 minutes and its already gone!

Dunno why people bother with the pop-up spawners anymore. They don't even work on most browsers anyway, and they're not exactly going to get through when every single person who opens them knows to blow the whistle on them.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-15 15:55:43


At 3/15/10 02:35 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: Dunno why people bother with the pop-up spawners anymore. They don't even work on most browsers anyway, and they're not exactly going to get through when every single person who opens them knows to blow the whistle on them.

Pop-up spammers are morons. The collective brain power of all the malicious submitters and Flash thieves combined wouldn't suffice to out-think a retarded gerbil. Not only are the vast majority of them lacking two brain cells to rub together, but most of those don't even have one brain cell to bounce around the insides of their skull like a game of Pong.

Also, I know it's going to be a good night when my first vote of the day is this most beautiful message of all.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-15 18:14:47


At 3/15/10 06:00 PM, Ultor wrote: Good find

Never mind, I actually contacted the people on the website and he told me that that was a legit account and he was submitting games he programmed and then put on his website.

My bad!

It did look like it was stolen though, he didn't have a legit address.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-15 21:28:40


so, back to the topic a page or two ago... are there any old schoolers in this thread who actually deposited the majority of days... or are all old schoolers lazy? lol.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-15 21:40:26


At 3/15/10 09:28 PM, PantyWipe wrote: so, back to the topic a page or two ago... are there any old schoolers in this thread who actually deposited the majority of days... or are all old schoolers lazy? lol.

From what I can see in the start of the thread, the only old-schooler left that hasn't spent the majority of the EGB history inactive is Coop. That's about it as far as I can see.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-15 23:36:30


At 3/15/10 09:40 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote:
At 3/15/10 09:28 PM, PantyWipe wrote: so, back to the topic a page or two ago... are there any old schoolers in this thread who actually deposited the majority of days... or are all old schoolers lazy? lol.
From what I can see in the start of the thread, the only old-schooler left that hasn't spent the majority of the EGB history inactive is Coop. That's about it as far as I can see.

GODDAMN! That's it? Well, I guess one's better than none...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-16 09:32:28


At 3/15/10 09:40 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote:
At 3/15/10 09:28 PM, PantyWipe wrote: so, back to the topic a page or two ago... are there any old schoolers in this thread who actually deposited the majority of days... or are all old schoolers lazy? lol.
From what I can see in the start of the thread, the only old-schooler left that hasn't spent the majority of the EGB history inactive is Coop. That's about it as far as I can see.

Well... I never actually left, but I did even give up lurking in here at some point. Personality clashes with another of our more experienced veterans.

And, as an "old schooler", I don't think I'm lazy :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-16 10:43:17


I knew I recognised the name of the account uploading this one. Seems that we got him a couple of weeks ago for stealing flash and he's at it again.

Original site (have to click the link for the game to start):

http://www.eyezmaze.com/eyezblog_en/blog /2007/09/grow_island_game.html

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-16 19:04:36


Well, Most of the people that would be considered old schoolers either did in fact get lazy, or just lost intrest all together. But anyway hey to everybody been gone a while if ya could not already tell that lol.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-16 23:58:18


Hello there its been a year since your last post I think nice to see another old face pop up on here.
I-Love-Caitlyn I think your last post was last year. Talking of old schoolers here Pantywipe one of those members who did not miss many deposits, maybe Phantom not seen him for a while though. Level 39 I think I'm like level 34 I level up next month, gosh it seems like ages since I was level 20 something. Got ages till I get my next badge.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-17 00:24:16


At 3/16/10 11:58 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: gosh it seems like ages since I was level 20 something. Got ages till I get my next badge.

Funny you say that because actually your next level icon changed 2 minutes later. Shame it's only going to last for a day though, these are fucking cool!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-17 00:55:21


Aye, me Laddie! 'Tis a bit of Leprechaun magic has changed those faire icons, I see! Either that, or we be drinkin' a might bit early for St. Paddy's Day!

And you never can tell what a faire Irish lass will do once she has drunk too much meade....

(and, yes, I am not as think as you drunk I am!)

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-17 01:03:24


At 3/16/10 11:58 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Hello there its been a year since your last post.

Yeah i knew it has been a pretty long while. Just got busy and dealing with life in general mainly. But things have calmed down around my neck of the woods so im going to try to be a little bit more like i used to be or more active any way.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-17 16:08:57


At 3/17/10 12:55 AM, byteslinger wrote: Aye, me Laddie! 'Tis a bit of Leprechaun magic has changed those faire icons, I see! Either that, or we be drinkin' a might bit early for St. Paddy's Day!

And you never can tell what a faire Irish lass will do once she has drunk too much mead....

Fixed it for ya me lass! Also, be ye a bit Irish now? Damn, it sure is difficult to pull off an Irish accent over the internet! You'd think that after how far technology has come, there'd be some sort of a voice application for message boards to hear people's posts in various accents.

I'll probably get my St. Patrick's Day voice acting bit up either later today or sometime tomorrow. And yes, I know tomorrow is the 18th, no need to go gettin' all pissy about it either.

Speaking about the levels, I can't decide which one is cooler. I like the rounded hat with the Shamrock stuck in it, then again, I also enjoy the top-hat and the lucky Pot O' Gold!

Anywho, I'm wearing a white shirt with:

Top 10 Reasons To Be Irish

10. Always Full of Blarney
9. It's noon Somewhere in the World.
8. Chicks Dig Irishmen
7. When's the next Party?
6. Luck O' the Irish!
5. Leprechauns are your Best friends.
4. Every day is St. Patrick's Day!
3. Clovers taste Good.
2. Patrick was a Saint...I ain't!
1. I've Never looked BETTER in Green.

Speaking about me voice acting bit fer good ol' St. Patty's Day, I assure you, I can do one hell of an Irish accent. I'm not kidding.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-17 16:21:02


At 3/17/10 04:08 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote:
At 3/17/10 12:55 AM, byteslinger wrote: Aye, me Laddie! 'Tis a bit of Leprechaun magic has changed those faire icons, I see! Either that, or we be drinkin' a might bit early for St. Paddy's Day!

And you never can tell what a faire Irish lass will do once she has drunk too much mead....
Fixed it for ya me lass! Also, be ye a bit Irish now? Damn, it sure is difficult to pull off an Irish accent over the internet! You'd think that after how far technology has come, there'd be some sort of a voice application for message boards to hear people's posts in various accents.

'Tis hard to type in an Irish brogue, very true, indeed. And yes, in case you hadn't figured it out from before, I am of Irish descent meself!

I'll probably get my St. Patrick's Day voice acting bit up either later today or sometime tomorrow. And yes, I know tomorrow is the 18th, no need to go gettin' all pissy about it either.

Not pissy at all.

Speaking about the levels, I can't decide which one is cooler. I like the rounded hat with the Shamrock stuck in it, then again, I also enjoy the top-hat and the lucky Pot O' Gold!

Pot 'o Gold would be nice about now. I don't need a hat, and you can't spend a shamrock at the bar!

Anywho, I'm wearing a white shirt with:

Top 10 Reasons To Be Irish

Not bad at'tall


Speaking about me voice acting bit fer good ol' St. Patty's Day, I assure you, I can do one hell of an Irish accent. I'm not kidding.

Yes, you can call your next video: Celtic Clash - the battle for the Blarney Stone.

BTW - I did change my sig for St Paddy's day - refresh your browser, and then look it over carefully... hehehehe


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-17 17:00:09


At 3/17/10 04:21 PM, byteslinger wrote: 'Tis hard to type in an Irish brogue, very true, indeed. And yes, in case you hadn't figured it out from before, I am of Irish descent meself!

No, I didn't know that. 'Tis news to me Lassie! Sadly, I am not of Irish or Scottish descent. I am of German descent. 'Tis funny, I can do an Irish or Scottish accent without any issues, however, when it comes to doing a German accent, I can barely do it right.

Yes, you can call your next video: Celtic Clash - the battle for the Blarney Stone.

Maybe if I could get me rear in gear and learn the damn ActionScritpt I'd need to make a movie. >_> Until then, I'm probably going to stick to the Audio and Art Portals.

BTW - I did change my sig for St Paddy's day - refresh your browser, and then look it over carefully... hehehehe

Here's an idea Lassie, LOSE THE LEPRECHAUNS COVERING THE NIPPIES! That'll benefit everyone, at least I'm sure it will. Who knows?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-17 19:39:31


Can I has a St. Patty's Day Sig, Bytey?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-17 20:32:54


Hey guys, what is exactly this thread??

Blamed submissions and sig makers??
WUT???


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-18 11:33:36


Well a day late but Happy Saint's Patrick's Day I was curious as to what had happened to the levels. I did like it though. I just posted and noticed when looking through reviews level 2 was a clover. I thought I was seeing things. I like my level 34 aura of green shame it gone now. It was all to brief. But I'm glad my level icon normal kinda confusing. I noticed that the icons seem to be like the normal ones getting better as they got higher. Like I think level 2 was a four leaf clover.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-18 14:17:13


At 3/18/10 11:33 AM, phantomlassuk wrote: I noticed that the icons seem to be like the normal ones getting better as they got higher. Like I think level 2 was a four leaf clover.

1 through 9: Three-leaf clover
10 through 19: Four-leaf clover
20 through 29: Green hat
30 through 39: Dark green top hat
40 through 49: Pot of gold
50 through 59: Leprechaun
60: Nobody is there, so it probably wasn't changed. If it was, we'll never know.
Staff: Keebler Elf

It was a nice change for a day. I'd like it if they did that more often for holidays. Like, just for Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, they'd change the icons to presents and trees, and maybe the staff would get Santa. All with blue auras to match the winter theme, of course. Or on Halloween, we'd all go orange and have jack o' lanterns and stuff.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-20 00:44:45


At 3/17/10 08:32 PM, RogerBK wrote: Hey guys, what is exactly this thread??

Blamed submissions and sig makers??
WUT???

LOL every time i see the word "blamed" instead of "blammed" I always say blamed for what? 9/11?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-20 14:02:13


At 3/20/10 12:44 AM, PantyWipe wrote: LOL every time i see the word "blamed" instead of "blammed" I always say blamed for what? 9/11?

You ain't the only one Panty, I've thought that, among other things many-a-time I've seen someone say "blamed" instead of "blammed." One of which has been "Who are you blaming and for what reason?"


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-20 15:15:25


At 3/20/10 02:02 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote:
At 3/20/10 12:44 AM, PantyWipe wrote: LOL every time i see the word "blamed" instead of "blammed" I always say blamed for what? 9/11?
You ain't the only one Panty, I've thought that, among other things many-a-time I've seen someone say "blamed" instead of "blammed." One of which has been "Who are you blaming and for what reason?"

hahaha, omg i hope you say it out loud at the computer like i do too. I dont wanna be the only one.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-20 15:53:24


I think I've done that at least once or twice. But only loud enough for me to hear though. So no, you're not insane.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-20 16:16:27


we had Midians 1 year birthday party on friday. it was great. im so glad i had another kid...

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-20 18:23:22


At 3/20/10 04:53 PM, Lizzardis wrote:
At 3/20/10 04:52 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Just because you both do it doesn't mean you're insane.
I apologise for the typoe above.

urm, that was ANOTHER typo there, my friend!

That's supposed to say:

Just because you both do it doesn't mean you're NOT insane.

It's been my observation that the majority of the EGB suffer from some sort of insanity, neurosis, psychosis or just have plain behavioral issues. After all, if you think about it, in real life there a group of people ranging from 14 to (me) that spend some of their conscious life sitting at a computer, logged into a website, and taking on the digital responsibilities of keeping a digital world free of crud.

We're not much different than those who spend countless hours on MMORPGS, pretending to be other types of people, taking on tasks, fighting bad guys, leveling up, and dealing with noobs and jerks that just give us another reason to face-palm.

Only difference is that they have better graphics and weapons. But, as they have clans, we have forums and groups; they have alignments like we do; as you do more things and gather more experience, you level up; you get to taunt your fellow players, and the really obnoxious ones are eventually shunned and blocked out.

I would love to see World of Warcraft add a "Newgrounds" skin and server, and make this place a true 3-d arena. Imagine seeing flashes coming through a portal, and all of us shooting at them - or passing them along. Or confronting spammers face-to-face in a battle, where the losers get banned off a week. As we level up, our armor and weapons get better. We'd have a 3-d barracks to gather in, and have conversations in real time via X-Fire or Skype.

Now, THAT would get a LOT MORE people to Newgrounds ! Could you imagine if Tom and Wade broached that idea with Blizzard? Hmmm... could this be the future of Newgrounds??

Heh, my bad :)

Nah, you're not bad - you're just drawn that way, hehehehe,,,


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-20 23:01:29


You know byteslinger that sounds cool like a massive online World Of Warcraft, I have seen that game being played looks fun. Thanks for the link SoulMaster71 the levels made sense I guess the higher the level the better the icon. I actually liked the lower level the clovers looked cool with the green aura. Dark green top hat was what I had. I do recall the higher levels the pot of gold looked cool.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-20 23:33:46


At 3/20/10 04:16 PM, PantyWipe wrote: we had Midians 1 year birthday party on friday. it was great. im so glad i had another kid...

Happy birthday to Midian! That picture is cute :3

At 3/20/10 06:23 PM, byteslinger wrote: We're not much different than those who spend countless hours on MMORPGS, pretending to be other types of people, taking on tasks, fighting bad guys, leveling up, and dealing with noobs and jerks that just give us another reason to face-palm.

At least NG is not as addictive as MMORPGs. Most of us could stop coming to Newgrounds if we wanted to, but unfortunately most people who play WoW and other MMOs can't stop playing.

You should totally check out that link, BTW.

Only difference is that they have better graphics and weapons. But, as they have clans, we have forums and groups; they have alignments like we do; as you do more things and gather more experience, you level up; you get to taunt your fellow players, and the really obnoxious ones are eventually shunned and blocked out.

Even if they have better graphics or weapons, NG is still much better. Besides, we have kick-ass weapons too. And WoW's clans (that's what they are called, right?) are nowhere as good as NG's groups. This whole website is a great community, where there are also some smaller groups where you can either have fun or talk about serious topics with friends or even random people. The only thing you do with clan mates is go on quests/raids together which is pretty lame.

I'm not saying that WoW is bad, it's just that I'm not into it.

I would love to see World of Warcraft add a "Newgrounds" skin and server, and make this place a true 3-d arena. Imagine seeing flashes coming through a portal, and all of us shooting at them - or passing them along. Or confronting spammers face-to-face in a battle, where the losers get banned off a week. As we level up, our armor and weapons get better. We'd have a 3-d barracks to gather in, and have conversations in real time via X-Fire or Skype.

All I can say is that if there was a "Newgrounds" server, I would definitely give it a try! It sounds pretty cool :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-03-21 12:42:45


At 3/20/10 06:23 PM, byteslinger wrote: It's been my observation that the majority of the EGB suffer from some sort of insanity, neurosis, psychosis or just have plain behavioral issues. After all, if you think about it, in real life there a group of people ranging from 14 to (me) that spend some of their conscious life sitting at a computer, logged into a website, and taking on the digital responsibilities of keeping a digital world free of crud.

Or maybe a few of us are under the Autism Spectrum, i.e., yours truly. ;) Asperger's Syndrome to be exact.

We're not much different than those who spend countless hours on MMORPGS, pretending to be other types of people, taking on tasks, fighting bad guys, leveling up, and dealing with noobs and jerks that just give us another reason to face-palm.

Sounds a lot like Probably Bad News and Learn From My Fail.

Only difference is that they have better graphics and weapons. But, as they have clans, we have forums and groups; they have alignments like we do; as you do more things and gather more experience, you level up; you get to taunt your fellow players, and the really obnoxious ones are eventually shunned and blocked out.

I really do enjoy taunting others just because I can. :) :P

I would love to see World of Warcraft add a "Newgrounds" skin and server, and make this place a true 3-d arena. Imagine seeing flashes coming through a portal, and all of us shooting at them - or passing them along. Or confronting spammers face-to-face in a battle, where the losers get banned off a week. As we level up, our armor and weapons get better. We'd have a 3-d barracks to gather in, and have conversations in real time via X-Fire or Skype.

That would indeed increase traffic to the site, :). Then again, do the NG servers have enough space to support a 3D engine and still have ample room for everything else? :\ Therein lies the question.

Now, THAT would get a LOT MORE people to Newgrounds ! Could you imagine if Tom and Wade broached that idea with Blizzard? Hmmm... could this be the future of Newgrounds??

Indeed. Maybe you should pitch this idea to Tom and Wade and promptly but nicely ask for a reply.


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