Resubmitted Flash
Current:
Was previously blammed, resubmitted with no changes.
Original:
HO HO HOPE you become a Newgrounds Supporter this year!
We're working hard to give you the best site possible, but we have bills to pay and community support is vital to keep things going and growing. Thank you for considering!
At 1/23/10 09:58 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Finally it's finished, here's what happened after since the hacking of Cana's account!
You'll be surprised!
I was surprised to say the least. Also, thanks for letting me have a cameo appearance. ^_^ I would've commented on the post itself, but the parental controls are being picky again. >_>
<_<
<_> <-- my personal favorite. :P
Anyway, nice to see you about Mike. If you ever want me to help you with your whistle, I'm game. Also, you planning on ranking out of the Police anytime?
At 1/23/10 02:55 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote:At 1/23/10 08:35 AM Coop83 wroteWhat does being Italian have anything to do with having a tit fetish exactly? o_0
Most males have breast fetishes. It's natural, particularly if you're Italian, apparently.
Quite a lot - Italians apparently (generally) love women with large breasts, because they remind them of their mothers. Therefore, they must make for good mothers themselves and the whole human race must surely benefit.
Better - I'm in a band that's working off covers at present, but is hoping to write their own music at some point. They already have 3 songs penned, but I'm still working on covers like Symphony of Destruction (Megadeth); Whiplash (Metallica); Running Free (Iron Maiden) and So What (Anti Nowhere League)Hmm, writing your own music eh? Then maybe you might want to try this on for size. Is is a 4 man band and you as the lead singer play the rhythm guitar or lead? Or is it a classic 5 man band? 1 drummer, 1 lead singer, 1 lead guitarist, 1 rhythm guitarist, 1 bass player with the bass and rhythm as backup singers?
Me? Play? *falls about laughing* Nah, I'm just going for the vocalist role at present. We have a drummer, bassist, lead and rhythm guitarist, so it's something that I'd like to work on with the guys, as four of us all used to work in Sainsbury's together and the bassist is the rhythm guitarist's brother.
Like AC/DC.
Surprisingly close, but our lead and rhythm guitarists seem to be the backing vocalists. I might negotiate for them to take lead vocals for some songs, leaving me some backing vocals, which I might be able to come up with.
At 1/24/10 02:12 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Anyway, nice to see you about Mike. If you ever want me to help you with your whistle, I'm game. Also, you planning on ranking out of the Police anytime?
Great to hear from you. About the whistle, if you're willing to help me out with it then I'd be thrilled to take the help, I've been struggling to get myself back up to the positive (then up to gold again) for painfully long - a year and four months I believe. You got MSN or should we work by PM?
As for ranking out of the Police, I have no idea. I've been with them for such a long time that I think my heart is completely stuck there. I'm highly likely to follow NeonFlame's path and retire when I reach 2,499 B/P, which will be a shame but I feel that I have to do it. Leaving the NGPD would be like leaving all of Newgrounds, even if I was permitted to carry on posting in there.
I work best by AIM mike. PM is fine, but it can take too long in some cases. Hey, I ranked out of the NGPD and followed Liz, Krev, Porkchop because we're all friends. That and I've since made many more friends in the EGB like Eagle, Slash, Byte, Rohan, Coop, Ismael, Idiot-Finder, Phantom, Puddin, and pretty much everyone else. Though I may not know them that well.
Hell, i even consider Poozy and Mal my acquaintances. Not quite friends, yet, but eh, it takes time.
At 1/24/10 04:21 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: I work best by AIM mike. PM is fine, but it can take too long in some cases. Hey, I ranked out of the NGPD and followed Liz, Krev, Porkchop because we're all friends. That and I've since made many more friends in the EGB like Eagle, Slash, Byte, Rohan, Coop, Ismael, Idiot-Finder, Phantom, Puddin, and pretty much everyone else. Though I may not know them that well.
Aw. I'm honored that I get to be a "Friend". Though the position of being the last person you mentioned is a blow to my self-esteem. :3
But he's right man. A lot of us are on AIM and are ready to help with anything you might need. Mine's simple: PuddinN64.
Formerly PuddinN64 - BBS, Icon, and Portal Mod
"Your friends love you anyway" - Check out Guinea Something Good!
Although, more accurately, you're rarely on AIM itself. You're mostly on your phone. lmao.
Searching photoshop threads in general is always fun.
My post was inspired by the following Budweiser ad that aired during the 2001 Super Bowl. Which was Super Bowl XXXV.
[insert drumroll and obvious observation here, dumbass]
At 1/25/10 06:13 PM, Zakkles wrote: May I join here?
While enthusiasm is always a plus, I'm gonna have to turn you down Zakk. We require hopeful recruits to have 2500 B/P, Private Rank, good posting habits, and a bronze whistle or better. The NGPD can help you with that. However, to join them, you need to have 400 B/P, Portal Security rank. You may post here, but you will not be an official member.
I'll take this opportunity to apply for membership; something I've been meaning to do for a while.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/52 5590
I assume this is stolen. It's just a few very short clips from Family Guy with the Beverly Hills Cop music playing, presumably both of which are copyrighted. If you pay attention there are a couple of website names written on the top of te images as well.
[insert drumroll and obvious observation here, dumbass]
I'd like to apply for membership here as well, and I meet all the requirements except...
Well, I've had this garbage whistle for a year now, and no matter how many reviews I flag, no matter how many inappropriate flashes I blow it on, it hasn't changed a bit. I really think it's because my whistle points dropped to about as low as they can get a while back, but that's another story.
Besides that, I'd love to stay here and help to protect the portal.
Hello sushi13 good link there it got blammed so its cool. I guess you need to wait for someone to come on EagleRock or one of the other leaders but hi there. Not much to say portal wise cant see any thing but not been that active on the portal anyway. Got to the Mine area in Resident Evil 5 cool game, and I'm playing on amateur got loads of ammo and maybe I should have picked normal mode. But I suck at playing I like playing on lowest setting but still cant all be great at games LOL.
Archer I'm a good shot!
At 1/25/10 08:38 PM, firemaker60 wrote: I'd like to apply for membership here as well, and I meet all the requirements except...
Well, I've had this garbage whistle for a year now, and no matter how many reviews I flag, no matter how many inappropriate flashes I blow it on, it hasn't changed a bit. I really think it's because my whistle points dropped to about as low as they can get a while back, but that's another story.
Besides that, I'd love to stay here and help to protect the portal.
Welcome, firemaker60, and thank you for your interest in the Elite Guard Barracks. While you certainly do have the rank and post requirements, and you seem sincere enough, that garbage whistle is going to be a real sticking point. We require a minimum of a bronze whistle here, and from the looks of thinks, you've started off on the wrong foot with your whistle.
While I cannot answer for our leader, the ever illustrious and wise Supreme Commander EagleRock, I am fairly certain that you'd need to meet us at least half way on this and get back to a "normal" whistle on your own first before you could try to join the ranks. That's all part of being "Elite" - all members need to excel above the average user level.
It's not easy, especially with a garbage whistle, but I think with some patience and careful whistling, you can get it back to normal again. It took me a long time to get "gold" - I was very cautious on what I whistled, and if I had any doubt, I didn't blow the whistle at all. It's very easy to whistle a bunch of borderline flashes and reviews, only to be penalized when none of them are deemed whistle-worthy by the admins.
There are many members of the EGB that have the whistle rules down to a science, and I'm sure a few of them will chime in after this post to lend a hand by giving you more advice and possibly some links to some helpful FAQs about whistling.
While you are working on that whistle, you are always welcome to drop in if you have something helpful or important to add to the forum. While we may be Elite, we're not stuck-up. All we ask is that you abide by the rules of the EGB, as we all do.
Hope this helps. Now, go break out that polish and work on that whistle - be careful, and you'll be back to normal in no time!
At 1/25/10 11:07 PM, byteslinger wrote:At 1/25/10 08:38 PM, firemaker60 wrote: I'd like to apply for membership here as well, and I meet all the requirements except...There are many members of the EGB that have the whistle rules down to a science, and I'm sure a few of them will chime in after this post to lend a hand by giving you more advice and possibly some links to some helpful FAQs about whistling.
Well, I've had this garbage whistle for a year now, and no matter how many reviews I flag, no matter how many inappropriate flashes I blow it on, it hasn't changed a bit. I really think it's because my whistle points dropped to about as low as they can get a while back, but that's another story.
Besides that, I'd love to stay here and help to protect the portal.
Oh sure, don't mind me, I'm just the PORTAL VIOLATIONS OFFICER. *clears throat*
Geez Byte, thanks for the honorable mention.
/sarcasm
Anyway Firemaker, if you have AIM feel free to add me and I'll help you get of the hole in no time. Sure it will take a nice while, but believe me, I did it once with some help from Lizzardis, Fro, and a few others, and I can sure as hell get you out of the hole and up amongst the best whistles around.
Now I gotta get to class. LATER! :)
Sorry, Cobra - didn't mean to slight you.
But he wasn't violating the portal now, was he?
Besides, I didn't want to put any particular person on the spot. We know you are one of the " Whistle Masters" here in the EGB, and I do defer to your abilities and keen sense of judgment. I figured you'd chime in soon enough. But I also know you've been busy with school, so I didn't want to add any pressure to you by giving up your name.
So, yes, for the record: SlntCobra1 IS the Portal Violations Officer..
If you need help with your whistle, or with clarifying violations (or just have a need to be violated) just let him know...hehehe
*Salutes*
At 1/26/10 08:44 AM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Anyway Firemaker, if you have AIM feel free to add me and I'll help you get of the hole in no time. Sure it will take a nice while, but believe me, I did it once with some help from Lizzardis, Fro, and a few others, and I can sure as hell get you out of the hole and up amongst the best whistles around.
I don't think he has AIM, but I do know he uses MSN. I think it's firemaker60@hotmail.com or something, it's been a while since I used MSN. Or AIM, for that matter.
You're on every now and again Soul, but yea, you're not on as often as you used to be. Oh well. Anyway Firemaker, I am not trying to come across as callous or jrekish, but, I do work best with AIM. MSN, I just haven't gotten into it all that much.
Anyway, anyone else missing the Winter 09-2010 banner/background etc? I sure as hell am. Simply put, it lightened up an otherwise gray site. :P
Oh goody, now we have a whole load more forums that do nothing but remind me I'm a worthless waste of space on this website who can't create a damn thing worth anyone's time. FML.
Well, what does everyone think of the new forum layout? I'm guessing (hoping) it's gonna improve the standard of some types of flash / audio / art / whatever. See anything you like in particular?
It's also kinda weird seeing a forum only have 14 topics in it. o_0
At 1/26/10 02:24 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: You're on every now and again Soul, but yea, you're not on as often as you used to be.
College is part of that, and that Sega Genesis was even more. And then there's the many, many other things I do on the Internet alone, and an odd nightly ritual I call "sleep" on occasion.
Anyway, anyone else missing the Winter 09-2010 banner/background etc? I sure as hell am. Simply put, it lightened up an otherwise gray site. :P
Meh, can't go wrong with old-school. The winter theme is fun while it lasts, but about two weeks after Christmas it gets old.
Man, I didn't know how willing you guys were to help me with my whistle. Looks like I've got a lot to live up to...
Unfortunately, I don't have AIM, but the address that Soul posted earlier is correct, so that can help in the future with further portal protection. I shall continue to work hard to raise my whistle points, but until then, I'll help with reporting more abusive flashes.
Well I suppose I can work through PM, though the process is more than a bit tedious. Ah well, if you can download AIM, then do it.
Anyway,
****STOLEN FLASH ALERT****
Stolen:
Original:
http://www.gamesofdesire.com/action/ben-
10/ (Also, NSFW)
The original was posted 1/25/2010
This is a PM I just sent to wade.
At 1/25/10 06:13 PM, Zakkles wrote: May I join here?
Well, as others have eluded to, you don't quite fulfill the requirements. I suggest checking out this section of the FAQ to learn how to B/P. From there, the NGPD can help you advance up the ranks. If you have any more questions, feel free to PM me.
At 1/25/10 07:46 PM, sushi13 wrote: I'll take this opportunity to apply for membership; something I've been meaning to do for a while.
I'll get to you in my next post...the recruitment speech is pretty large... :-)
At 1/25/10 08:38 PM, firemaker60 wrote: I'd like to apply for membership here as well, and I meet all the requirements except...
Well, I've had this garbage whistle for a year now, and no matter how many reviews I flag, no matter how many inappropriate flashes I blow it on, it hasn't changed a bit. I really think it's because my whistle points dropped to about as low as they can get a while back, but that's another story.
Besides that, I'd love to stay here and help to protect the portal.
Ask and ye shall receive. :-) Cobra ALONE will climb you out of your garbage rut in no time. We'll give you a good feel on what is flaggable and what is not, and soon you'll be on your way. You can feel free to IM me on AIM as well if you want some advice. Once we polish up that whistle, then we can put you through the recruitment process.
At 1/25/10 11:07 PM, byteslinger wrote: While I cannot answer for our leader, the ever illustrious and wise Supreme Commander EagleRock, I am fairly certain that you'd need to meet us at least half way on this and get back to a "normal" whistle on your own first before you could try to join the ranks. That's all part of being "Elite" - all members need to excel above the average user level.
Okay, you're really stretching the definitions of those words there. "Illustrious?" Really? And "wise?" I don't know if I have quite gotten enough life experience down to get tagged as "wise." :-)
It's not easy, especially with a garbage whistle, but I think with some patience and careful whistling, you can get it back to normal again. It took me a long time to get "gold" - I was very cautious on what I whistled, and if I had any doubt, I didn't blow the whistle at all. It's very easy to whistle a bunch of borderline flashes and reviews, only to be penalized when none of them are deemed whistle-worthy by the admins.
Oh please. Give them 2 days with Cobra. We'll see what happens :-PPP
There are many members of the EGB that have the whistle rules down to a science, and I'm sure a few of them will chime in after this post to lend a hand by giving you more advice and possibly some links to some helpful FAQs about whistling.
Again, another reason I wish the damn IRC server would be used more... that #Violations channel is just waiting for good advice and discussion. Oh well.
While you are working on that whistle, you are always welcome to drop in if you have something helpful or important to add to the forum. While we may be Elite, we're not stuck-up. All we ask is that you abide by the rules of the EGB, as we all do.
Well put. Who knows how long it will take, but we can certainly see what the future brings.
Hope this helps. Now, go break out that polish and work on that whistle - be careful, and you'll be back to normal in no time!
At 1/26/10 10:43 PM, firemaker60 wrote: Unfortunately, I don't have AIM, but the address that Soul posted earlier is correct, so that can help in the future with further portal protection. I shall continue to work hard to raise my whistle points, but until then, I'll help with reporting more abusive flashes.
We do have an IRC server set up for the Barracks, which is at egbirc.eagleworld.net. If you have ever used IRC, I'm sure we can get a few people (I'm looking at my Violations Officers... :-) to join up and give some assistance.
So, to everyone else, I've been black-holed a few days thanks to a bunch of problems I had to fix (between the plumbing in my house to multiple friends' PC issues), but I'm going to try to crawl my ass back here every now and then. I have a few recuitment duties to take care of anyway, so I'll be around. And I'm always on AIM and IRC, so feel free to bug me if you have anything pressing or just have anything to ask.
Now, I'll have to double-post for this one:
At 1/25/10 07:46 PM, sushi13 wrote: I'll take this opportunity to apply for membership; something I've been meaning to do for a while.
Welcome! I'm Supreme Commander EagleRock, the Chief Barracks Officer of the Elite Guard Barracks, and I'll be guiding you through the recruitment process. Here's how it works.
First, I will present you with the shortened code of conduct for the Barracks, along with links to the relevant FAQ's on our forums. You must read them, understand them, and post here again confirming that you accept those principles. A simple "yes, I agree" will be sufficient. This process serves two purposes:
1) Ensuring that you're not a "drive-by applicant" who asks to join and then never comes back, and
2) Ensuring that you know how we operate so there won't be any complications in the future, such as "wait, we're not supposed to be mass voting?".
After you agree to the code of conduct, the Barracks community will discuss your qualifications and decide whether to allow you into the group. Our requirements aren't too strict; beyond the main qualifications of 2500+ B/P and a Bronze Whistle or better, we'll be looking for sufficient post quality (low number of one-liners, intelligent posts that contribute to the topic), helpful reviews, any potentially problematic flashes, stuff like that. After discussion and a vote, I'll make the final call and PM you with the results. Assuming that no objections are raised, the process usually takes a day or two.
Here is our abbreviated Code of Conduct. Read it, learn it, and post again with confirmation of your understanding. If you can't abide by these principles, say so.
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1. Voting fairly.
This is the foundation of the Elite Guard Barracks. All members are expected to give every flash a fair vote, regardless of who made it or what their group affiliations are. We do not target any flash group, not favorably or in opposition; our only enemies are those who break the rules of the site, not those who merely bend them.
Everyone has a different definition of quality, and all members are expected to vote based on what they honestly feel a flash deserves, not on whether they think the flash will pass or be blammed. While Barracks members are proud of their high ranks, and are eager to compete with others, a high B/P score means nothing if achieved through petty point-whore voting, and any member who admits to doing so will be removed from the organization.
2. Stopping Portal abuse.
Numerous stolen, malicious, and unsuitable flash are submitted to the Flash Portal every day, and it is our job to ensure that as many of them are removed as possible. Members are expected to report any suspicious flash to the Barracks, including any evidence or doubts that they might have, and only whistle something if they are sure, beyond a reasonable doubt, that it is whistle-worthy.
Just as with B/P, points mean nothing if achieved through inappropriate means. There should be no blind rush to whistle a flash that is merely suspected of wrongdoing; it's better to let an uncertain case go by rather than wrongly whistle an innocent submission. If evidence of wrongdoing is discovered after a flash passes judgment, we can always (and will always) inform Wade of our findings.
In the case of a beyond-reasonable-doubt rulebreaking flash, members are encouraged to share their results with the Newgrounds Police Department and the Newgrounds Department of Defense.
3. Cleaning up the review system.
Members are expected to be familiar with the review guidelines and whistle abusive reviews when they come across them, and report severe cases of abuse to a review mod. Additionally, members are expected to write helpful reviews, offering constructive criticism and remaining civil even when the author refuses to do so. We must set a good example for other Newgrounders, in hopes that they will improve their own reviews as well.
4. Setting an example for others to follow.
Barracks members are expected to post intelligently, contributing to threads rather than merely dropping a one-liner opinion on it. Flaming, spamming, and other ban-worthy behavior is strictly prohibited, and extreme misbehavior will lead to removal from the EGB.
Members are also expected to act civilly towards all Newgrounders. You are expected to be helpful and patient when dealing with newer members, whether simply showing them the FAQ or explaining more complex concepts that they do not understand. Concepts such as fair voting, intelligent posting/reviewing, and keeping an open mind are essential for newer members to learn, and we are just the ones to teach them.
For those with more experience, you are expected to show respect and understand that they may, in fact, know more about Newgrounds than you do, even if you're a seasoned veteran. This applies both to fellow Barracks members and Newgrounders in the general population.
Members are expected to put reasonable effort into any flash or audio submissions, and be careful with who they become Portal Buddies with. We are quite generous with our definition of reasonable effort; examples of unacceptable submissions would be static images, single frames, ridiculously small loops, or purposefully bad music. Anyone submitting rulebreaking content would, obviously, be removed from the Barracks and reported to Wade.
5. Not starting shit.
As mentioned above, the Barracks has no enemies beyond those who break the rules of the site. Our roster has included current and former members of various flash groups, including the Clock Crew, Barney Bunch, and Kitty Krew, and we are open to anyone willing to follow our principles. Barracks members are expected to be civil to others and not start fights, and anyone found to be starting shit with anyone, even if they deserve it, will be removed. You are representing the Barracks with your actions, and if your actions do not reflect our principles, you will not be a part of the organization.
6. Remaining active with the group.
Barracks members are expected to remain reasonably active in the thread, as well as with their duties. Those who are inactive for long periods (months) may be removed from the roster at any time, and rollcalls are occasionally sent out to all members to determine who is active. Members who expect to be inactive for some time due to IRL reasons (such as school, employment, vacation, etc) should inform the Barracks in advance.
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In addition to the above, please examine the following materials.
The Barracks Manifesto
The Barracks FAQ
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So, just let me know, and we'll get you started! And, please, for the love of GOD, do NOT quote this entire thing! :-)
Requesting to be put back on the roster, EagleRock, sir!
I've rediscovered the enjoyment that this site and the Barracks used to give me before I decided I wanted a break. Hope to be back soon, thank you.
*salutes*
Nice to see you back Canime. 'Course, the only reason you're back is because of the Writing Forum.
slut
jk jk
Granted I have flagging abusive reviews down to a science, but I CAN'T DOT IT ALONE LADDIES! Speaking of IRC, I really wish XChat was free for Windows as well. >_> Bastards want $20 to activate the damn program. >_>
Ah well, I do know an alternate IRC site. Michhimself.com/newgroundsirc
I have two channels set up:
#Violations & #EGB; in order to join one of the channels, you need to type "/join #Violations" or "/join #EGB" WITHOUT the quotation marks.
At 1/27/10 03:01 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Nice to see you back Canime. 'Course, the only reason you're back is because of the Writing Forum.
Hey now, that's not true. The new forum eased the transition back and gave me new hope for the rest of the site.
slut
Oh, you :3.
Stolen Flash
Credit given to original author within the Flash itself. The author it mentions has a Blogspot account in which he links out to the site Keaton-World.com. I can't find the individual Flash, although it seems like it is definitely taken from there - and most of the Flashes up there are from 2008 and ealier.
