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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-01-17 19:17:13


At 1/17/10 03:05 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Any theories as to wtf is going on with the whistle system?

We're still in the dark, and Wade said that they are looking into it.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-01-17 20:09:41


its been ages since this last happened my whistle has not not changed, but I do feel so sorry for people's who whistle was affected. I flag all the time and I was surprised to see this happened again last time it used to be in Rage's thread ,that it would be reported. In the WH/HT forum. Hopefully it will be fixed good to see Wade posting in the thread. I PM Tom Fulp about http://aaa694.newgrounds.com/ and now all the flashes are gone. But this is the second time he has done this and I cant understand why his account not been deleted. He has got a website. Cool that this snow has melted for the time being.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-01-18 13:07:56



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-01-18 14:09:47


Seeing as how no one thought to whistle it, I just sent Wade a PM about it.

Also, I miss mah deity. :(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-01-18 20:05:52


At 1/18/10 03:12 PM, Lizzardis wrote:
Just sit tight Cobra... They're working to fix it ;)

What if it's the work of internet terrorists?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-01-19 05:45:39


At 1/18/10 08:05 PM, puddinN64 wrote:
At 1/18/10 03:12 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Just sit tight Cobra... They're working to fix it ;)
What if it's the work of internet terrorists?

Sir, I find you comments to be inflammatory and unfounded.

Now that I've got the mod opinion out of the way, on a personal note, please, don't be a douche.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-01-19 13:31:39


*salutes*

Sorry for my inactivity as of late. I'm just trying to get employed, but not just into any old job. Nope, this will be my job for the next 30 years if all goes well.

Wish me luck.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-01-19 14:19:48


Oh, well congrats Dingo. What is it you'll hopefully be doing?

Also, I HAZ MAH DEITY!!! YAY!!!
not all caps. :P

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-01-19 15:02:58


Good luck in finding a job Dingo. I'm sure it's not easy finding a career, which is something that I will be finding out personally in about a year aand a half when I graduate college. For now though I'm fully content with the on campus jobs at minimum wage.

Even though it was already asked what are you shooting for here?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-01-19 22:36:07


Hello there nice to see you on here again like your level 9 icon not much going on here at the moment having a bit of a not being to interested lately in Newgrounds. Still love the site but wish I could feel excited again but I guess its does happen not happy about it though. I miss the old days when lots of people were on my the BBS sad to say that the locking of Rage's thread was when it started. I miss SlashFirestorm and the old mods. Its changing and its sad sorry to moan. I don't mean o be a misery lots of people leave and its sad want to get my old sparkle back. Been more into watching let's plays on Youtube yep I'm really into games at the moment. Anyway still here hate changes Ramagi no longer a mod sigh. Still times change


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-01-20 17:32:38


Sergeant First Class, SlntCobra1, reporting for duty, sir!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-01-20 18:51:52


At 1/19/10 05:45 AM, Coop83 wrote:
At 1/18/10 08:05 PM, puddinN64 wrote:
At 1/18/10 03:12 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Just sit tight Cobra... They're working to fix it ;)
What if it's the work of internet terrorists?
Sir, I find you comments to be inflammatory and unfounded.

Now that I've got the mod opinion out of the way, on a personal note, please, don't be a douche.

Sorry man. Just trying to lighten up the tension.

Also, we keep talking about Wade fixing this...Isn't this Bob's department?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-01-20 19:02:18


At 1/20/10 06:51 PM, puddinN64 wrote: Also, we keep talking about Wade fixing this...Isn't this Bob's department?

Psychogoldfish's, apparently, although Wade's doing the re-instating of the whistle points themselves.

Had mine reset and fixed twice now. It's nice to know they weren't lost, but it's getting a bit annoying now. Deity, normal, deity, normal... geez.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-01-20 19:32:13


At 1/20/10 07:02 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote:
At 1/20/10 06:51 PM, puddinN64 wrote: Also, we keep talking about Wade fixing this...Isn't this Bob's department?
Psychogoldfish's, apparently, although Wade's doing the re-instating of the whistle points themselves.

Had mine reset and fixed twice now. It's nice to know they weren't lost, but it's getting a bit annoying now. Deity, normal, deity, normal... geez.

It's like MAKE UP YOUR FUCKIN' MINDS ALREADY!!!

lmao. Oh well, at least they weren't lost to the ages. You might as well think of that as this cloud's silver lining.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-01-20 20:06:05


Talking about whistles, mine is still normal, even after posting on that thread. I haven't checked it since I posted though, but I don't have enough time right now. Just a quick post before I disappear again :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-01-20 20:20:56


Sup bitches? Sorry I haven't been around lately, but I'm in the process of getting out of the army and it's a big pain. I stopped getting paid and my computer is broken, not that there is any wireless nets around since I moved back into the barracks. I should be completely out in a few weeks though and then I'll be around regularly again. Keep up the good work guys. :P

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-01-20 21:16:02


They all thought I was dead.

The demons, the transdikoni, the dragons and ogres and the evil trolls, they all thought I had been killed, that Dysangol would rise again soon under the command of the Dark Lord Hindol. Even some of my own people thought I would walk among them no more, some of those who should have known me to be a lot harder to kill than "throw an asteroid the size of a golf ball at my head from the Moon".

But they were all wrong. I am, indeed, alive. And with this new knife to boot! If all goes well I'll be around more often, though given the nature of college you probably shouldn't hold me to that. Still, going back and challenging a former addiction, making sure I wasn't still so weak as to be drawn in by a soap opera for dudes, made me realize how much I really loved this place.

So, fill me in. Anything happen while I was trapped between my video games and the TV Tropes wiki/life-ruining machine?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-01-20 23:27:24


At 1/20/10 08:20 PM, michelinman wrote: Sup bitches?

I take that personally, little man. Last guy who called me a bitch got a busted nose.

:Sorry I haven't been around lately, but I'm in the process of getting out of the army and it's a big pain.

Did you serve your duty, or is this some sort of early release program?

:I stopped getting paid and my computer is broken, not that there is any wireless nets around since I moved back into the barracks.

No phones, no lights, no motor cars - not a single luxury. Like Robinson Caruso, it's primitive as can be...

:I should be completely out in a few weeks though and then I'll be around regularly again. Keep up the good work guys. :P

Thanks for the warning. By the way, how many guys do you know have THESE!!! (guess where I'm pointing, Lizz & Cobra ... hehehe!!!)

Nah, just kidding. Glad to see you back here again. Hope all is well there. Just keep an eye on your whistle - some sort of system glitch has got most of the stat-whores going through "Deity Withdrawal". I'm sure it'll be fixed (eventually)...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-01-21 05:32:36


At 1/20/10 06:51 PM, puddinN64 wrote:
At 1/19/10 05:45 AM, Coop83 wrote:
At 1/18/10 08:05 PM, puddinN64 wrote: What if it's the work of internet terrorists?
Sir, I find you comments to be inflammatory and unfounded.
Sorry man. Just trying to lighten up the tension.

That's something I wouldn't joke about though - it can get under people's skin, talking about stuff like that. Even if it's a joke, it's in poor taste, with what's gone on recently. I don't want to let people panic over something that's just a glitch in the programming.

At 1/20/10 09:16 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: They all thought I was dead.

No, someone would have made a thread about it, or turned your NG userpage into a shrine.

At 1/20/10 11:27 PM, byteslinger wrote:
At 1/20/10 08:20 PM, michelinman wrote: I stopped getting paid and my computer is broken, not that there is any wireless nets around since I moved back into the barracks.
No phones, no lights, no motor cars - not a single luxury. Like Robinson Caruso, it's primitive as can be...

*Robinson Crusoe - it was a reference to the Daniel Defoe novel, of the same name ;)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-01-21 09:34:46


Excuse my last post I go through stages like that nothing big really. I do miss the thread. Well talking of demons well zombies as in the Resident Evil universe, would the zombies stay undead forever unless destroyed? I guess they would stay undead been watching loads of Resident Evil games. I miss the old zombies the new one Las Plagas from RE4 ones don't seem as good. Still Resident Evil 5 is lots of fun would love an old style Resident Evil but guess there are gone for good boo. Miss the old games.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-01-21 13:08:55


At 1/20/10 11:27 PM, byteslinger wrote: Thanks for the warning. By the way, how many guys do you know have THESE!!! (guess where I'm pointing, Lizz & Cobra ... hehehe!!!)

God, you are such a tease!! Sorry, it had to be said. ^_^

For some odd reason, my internet is being rather slow. Perhaps I need to go ahead and use my CCleaner.

Thanks for accepting my friend request on facebook. ^_^


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-01-22 05:21:10


At 1/21/10 01:08 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote:
At 1/20/10 11:27 PM, byteslinger wrote: Thanks for the warning. By the way, how many guys do you know have THESE!!! (guess where I'm pointing, Lizz & Cobra ... hehehe!!!)
God, you are such a tease!! Sorry, it had to be said. ^_^

Someone needs to watch Hot Fuzz, just for PC Bob Walker's rather astute surmise:

"Tits". He just has a habit of spelling out euphemism.

Practice went well last night - really hoarse this morning, but belting out Metal for a couple of hours is never the best of things to keep one's voice in check.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-01-22 13:44:06


At 1/22/10 05:21 AM, Coop83 wrote:
At 1/21/10 01:08 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote:
At 1/20/10 11:27 PM, byteslinger wrote: Thanks for the warning. By the way, how many guys do you know have THESE!!! (guess where I'm pointing, Lizz & Cobra ... hehehe!!!)
God, you are such a tease!! Sorry, it had to be said. ^_^
"Tits". He just has a habit of spelling out euphemism.

Were you taking about me? So I have a tit fetish, is that so wrong? I think it's certainly much better than a foot fetish.

Practice went well last night - really hoarse this morning, but belting out Metal for a couple of hours is never the best of things to keep one's voice in check.

So you're in a heavy metal cover band then? Doing Ozzy, Sabbath, etc.?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-01-22 23:46:06


At 1/22/10 01:44 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote:
At 1/22/10 05:21 AM, Coop83 wrote:
At 1/21/10 01:08 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote:
At 1/20/10 11:27 PM, byteslinger wrote: Thanks for the warning. By the way, how many guys do you know have THESE!!! (guess where I'm pointing, Lizz & Cobra ... hehehe!!!)
God, you are such a tease!! Sorry, it had to be said. ^_^
"Tits". He just has a habit of spelling out euphemism.
Were you taking about me? So I have a tit fetish, is that so wrong? I think it's certainly much better than a foot fetish.

A foot fetish isn't even all that bad, compared to some of the shit I've seen. I'll leave the rest of you to guess how deep that goes, but you may be reaching for the brain bleach before you get there.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-01-23 08:35:12


At 1/22/10 01:44 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote:
At 1/22/10 05:21 AM, Coop83 wrote:
At 1/21/10 01:08 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote:
At 1/20/10 11:27 PM, byteslinger wrote: Thanks for the warning. By the way, how many guys do you know have THESE!!! (guess where I'm pointing, Lizz & Cobra ... hehehe!!!)
God, you are such a tease!! Sorry, it had to be said. ^_^
"Tits". He just has a habit of spelling out euphemism.
Were you taking about me? So I have a tit fetish, is that so wrong? I think it's certainly much better than a foot fetish.

Hot Fuzz - one of the characters has a way of speaking, that the locals can understand, but if someone comes up with a cock joke, he just says quietly "cock", for example.

Most males have breast fetishes. It's natural, particularly if you're Italian, apparently.

Practice went well last night - really hoarse this morning, but belting out Metal for a couple of hours is never the best of things to keep one's voice in check.
So you're in a heavy metal cover band then? Doing Ozzy, Sabbath, etc.?

Better - I'm in a band that's working off covers at present, but is hoping to write their own music at some point. They already have 3 songs penned, but I'm still working on covers like Symphony of Destruction (Megadeth); Whiplash (Metallica); Running Free (Iron Maiden) and So What (Anti Nowhere League)

At 1/22/10 11:46 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: A foot fetish isn't even all that bad, compared to some of the shit I've seen. I'll leave the rest of you to guess how deep that goes, but you may be reaching for the brain bleach before you get there.

Tubgirl, Goatse, Lemonparty, 2 girls 1 cup, that sort of thing?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-01-23 12:48:28


At 1/23/10 08:35 AM, Coop83 wrote: Tubgirl, Goatse, Lemonparty, 2 girls 1 cup, that sort of thing?

That's only the tip of the iceberg! I used to have a whole folder of disgusting, horrible, awful images that would drive a normal human insane just by looking at them. I deleted it after leaving most of the *chans.

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At 1/23/10 08:35 AM Coop83 wrote
Most males have breast fetishes. It's natural, particularly if you're Italian, apparently.

What does being Italian have anything to do with having a tit fetish exactly? o_0

Better - I'm in a band that's working off covers at present, but is hoping to write their own music at some point. They already have 3 songs penned, but I'm still working on covers like Symphony of Destruction (Megadeth); Whiplash (Metallica); Running Free (Iron Maiden) and So What (Anti Nowhere League)

Hmm, writing your own music eh? Then maybe you might want to try this on for size. Is is a 4 man band and you as the lead singer play the rhythm guitar or lead? Or is it a classic 5 man band? 1 drummer, 1 lead singer, 1 lead guitarist, 1 rhythm guitarist, 1 bass player with the bass and rhythm as backup singers?

Like AC/DC.

Brian Johnson -- lead singer
Malcolm Young -- rhythm guitar, vocals
Angus Young -- lead guitar
Cliff Williams -- bass guitar, vocals
Phil Rudd -- drums


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2010-01-23 21:56:01


Good work there it was flagged. I have been watching by LotusClock a flash series on the CC, I think which is one flash every day this month very good quality too. I have not seen them all but they are funny. I guess it must be my mac but I looked on the BBS but nothing on it so it must be my Mac. The page loads up but I get a white screen tried pressing reload but no luck. Does not happen all the time when I click again it can be okay. Only been doing this recently any idea? Its annoying not play the latest Punk o Mactic.


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