It's cool, though I was in hopes of my CURRENT sig being Jollified if you will.

facepalm I forgot something. >_> I apologize for the double post

Also, you're 100 pixels in width shy of the full allotted sig size.

I think this is stolen

• 

  by <deleted>

  Under Judgment

  (Everyone)

From here

http://www.crazymonkeygames.com/Save-the -Army.html

I think many of his other flashes may be stolen as well I saw the crazymonkey and alarm bells rang. I though it looked odd.

Happy birthday Slashfirestorm and hope you having a lovely birthday. Yes Lizzardis there was lots of snow yesterday too it was pretty and has it Xmas too still got some snow. I saw the other stolen stuff damn people are stealing lots of stuff now.

Stolen content:

• Unpublished Submission

Original:

http://www.sharkysgames.com/games/7561/m ario-slide.html

Okay, let's try this one, SlntCobra - I used components from my first attempt with parts of your current sig. Is this a little better now? And, yes, I stretched to the full width, too!

At 12/19/09 06:19 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Haha! No Byte I haven't wrapped it too tight. However, I have made sure to leave a bit of the paper slack as I don't want it to burst open when such a thing called "excitement" happens. Hehe.

See - just one girlfriend, and he's already braggin' about his junk! Men...sheesh!

That's why I think all snowstorms should be named after men - you never know exactly when they'll get here, and when they do show up, you're not sure how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last. And after a few days, you'll get sick of them and just want them to just go away already....

Wow, that's quite sexist for you don't you think Byte? Haha. I have to admit though, I did giggle at that. However, I do think it's unfair. Us guys get blamed if we treat women like objects, yet it's alright for them to call us snow storms?!?! Come on dammit!

It's not sexist if it's true. Feel free to disagree with my observations that snow storms parallel men. But just because you disagree with me doesn't make me wrong LOL! Besides, I was just having a little fun at the expense of all you guys here. You know it's all in good fun.

And, yes, now my blams are officially OVER NINE THOOOOOSSSAAAAANNNNNNDDDDDD!

Update: 20:30 There's 5 inches of snow in CT now. Looks like it'll be doing this all night...time for more tea!

At 12/19/09 08:55 PM, Lizzardis wrote:

At 12/19/09 08:40 PM, Lizzardis wrote: What could women be?

Women could be Hurricanes! Why? Because Hurricanes can appear randomly, but whenever they are around they continue to make destruction and do not disappear until they have carved a path through everything and changed the lives of everyone around them and only THEN do they disappear once they have "had enough".

Did I just get bitchy or is it due to lack of sleep? Hehehe.

No, not at all. I have no problems naming hurricanes after women. Hurricanes are the epitome of Mother Nature's fury, showing all of us that no matter what we build or what we think, when you go toe-to-toe with a hurricane, you lose. Remember, Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

And it's true - hurricanes are like woman because you never know when they'll appear, or how long they'll stay angry, or what direction they will take. And just when you think you've got them figured out, they'll do something different to change things up. They don't need a reason to get started, but once they do, no man can stop them - they'll calm down when they're good and ready.

Hey, I just realized that it's about 2:00 AM your time, Lizz - that's WAY past your bedtime. Guess your Mom is asleep and doesn't know you're online...hehehe...that's my Lizz! :)

New Jersey soldier reporting in! We got over a foot of snow down here, and doesn't look like it'll stop.

Unfortunately, I have to shovel it. The sad part? I've been trying to keep up and prevent myself from doing a lot of work tomorrow by shoveling it throughout the day, but every time I go out, it doesn't look like I did anything.

But I did make sweet sledding hills both next to my drive way and on my deck.

Oh, and Byte? You could say the same thing about "that time of the month" - you never know exactly when it'll get here, and when it does show up, you're not sure how much "flow" you'll get, or how long it will last. And you get sick of it just want it to just go away already....

...................

Or so I hear....*looks away quietly, begins to whistle, and removes himself from the room for an awkward minute*

At 12/19/09 09:49 PM, TheThing wrote: Oh, and Byte? You could say the same thing about "that time of the month" - you never know exactly when it'll get here, and when it does show up, you're not sure how much "flow" you'll get, or how long it will last. And you get sick of it just want it to just go away already....

...................

Or so I hear....*looks away quietly, begins to whistle, and removes himself from the room for an awkward minute*

Women are the only creatures on Earth that can bleed for five days in a row and not die....hehehe.
And if it were up to men to give birth, there wouldn't be a "next generation" - they couldn't handle labor pains!
I am woman - hear me roar!

At 12/19/09 09:52 PM, byteslinger wrote:

I am woman - hear me roar!

We hear you loud and clear, my beautiful lady. Now please get back in the kitchen and make us some sammiches. :P

At 12/18/09 10:24 PM, Kaizerwolf wrote: Woohoo. Got a flag point off of that one SH, thanks. :D

You'll only get whistle points if it's deleted as a result of the flagging. Still, you're on the right track.

At 12/19/09 09:52 PM, byteslinger wrote: Women are the only creatures on Earth that can bleed for five days in a row and not die....hehehe.

I shall debunk your theory, young lady. Have you not heard of the Emo?

Ah, but it is a well know fact that men are snow storms. (If women are hurricanes). And this is so because:

Men are like snowstorms because...

You never know how long they'll last.
You never know how when they're coming.
And lastly you never know how many inches you'll get, until it's over.

He He. Am I right?

On a slightly more serious note, I woke up today, and was completely and utterly deaf in my left ear. Not only did this alarm me, but It would almost certainly acquit me from the military application process. So I had a doctor look at in.

And long story short, during the night a spider of all things found it's way into my ear canal! A lovely nurse wasted no time spraying water down my ear to rid me of the pest, and I'm happy to say my hearing is back to normal. Even though, for the time being, it sounds as if I'm underwater.

Just thought I'd share my little tale with you. Because at the moment, nothing exciting is happening.

*Salute*

• 

  Lucky Chakra

  by UltimateArcadeGames

  Try to align this silly Leprechaun by collecting all the flying chakras

  Game

  3,434 Views

  (Ages 13+)

This looks a little suspicious. Probably not flag worthy, but the Host's email is HackedHosts.com and the quality isn't up to scratch.

And the in game splash screen says:

Conscious Games

And the submitter is UltimateArcadeGames.

A bit dodgy don't you think?

Stolen flash:

• Unsuitable Submission

  This submission contains age-rated material and requires an account to view.

Original.

At 12/20/09 08:24 AM, BabiesAteMyDingo wrote: And long story short, during the night a spider of all things found it's way into my ear canal! A lovely nurse wasted no time spraying water down my ear to rid me of the pest, and I'm happy to say my hearing is back to normal. Even though, for the time being, it sounds as if I'm underwater.

Just how "lovely" of a nurse are we talking about here?

Also Byte, thanks for the sig, it's fuckin awesome!!!

Another thing, you and Lizz are hilarious when you're bickering back & forth, hehe!

Oh, I'm also off from work until the 8th. YIPPEE!!! Though, my internet will still be shutdown at 7pm. Let's just say "inconvenient circumstances with my computer and my mom" arose, and leave it at that, shall we?

*goes to change his sig*

*A salute so ridiculous, it went to plaid. One shall be the number of the salute, the number of the salute shall be one. No more, no less. One, being the first salute being reached, then thou shalt do noting more.*

Some crazy confrontation with crazy Red Sox fans.

Also Carl Pavano makes an appearance as well.

At 12/20/09 12:11 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: *A salute so ridiculous, it went to plaid.

Hey, I thought Eagle and I were the ones making the space-balls jokes. We had dibs.

Anyway, I've been around, and available, it's just that I didn't have a lot to take interest here. Hopefully that will change, I never did like the feeling of leaving this place after being her for so long.

At 12/20/09 05:06 PM, Phantom wrote: Anyway, I've been around, and available, it's just that I didn't have a lot to take interest here. Hopefully that will change, I never did like the feeling of leaving this place after being her for so long.

You know, I just had a feeling that with me bearing down on your B/P numbers, you'd re-appear and do something like this.

This sentiment is usually accompanied by you tearing off a string of 60-70 B/P per day weeks and watching as I scream powerless at my monitor.

At 12/20/09 05:13 PM, Coop83 wrote: This sentiment is usually accompanied by you tearing off a string of 60-70 B/P per day weeks and watching as I scream powerless at my monitor.

Well, if you were actually close enough to be a couple ranks closer to me, I might even consider, out of the goodness of my heart, to let you pass and have you hold the burden for a while, but you'll need to do better than Eight Thousand points away from me. If you want me in the game, it's a game.

I was thinking of going to work and reading a book or two, but if B/P'ing on my side will anger you, you just know the delight of my inner most organs will be worth the the abandonment of one book.

At 12/20/09 05:29 PM, Phantom wrote:

At 12/20/09 05:13 PM, Coop83 wrote: This sentiment is usually accompanied by you tearing off a string of 60-70 B/P per day weeks and watching as I scream powerless at my monitor.

Well, if you were actually close enough to be a couple ranks closer to me, I might even consider, out of the goodness of my heart, to let you pass and have you hold the burden for a while, but you'll need to do better than Eight Thousand points away from me. If you want me in the game, it's a game.

And that's how Epicand Legendarybattles begging hahaha

anyway, ready for xmas? the time is passing a slowly, i can't wait anymore

take of the Blam riffle

well, i'm going back to the portal
*salute*

I think the UltimateArcadeGames account got hacked because the first two submissions scored really well, and the third one, has a score of like 1.47 or something.

Anyone else notice this?

Also, Phantom, I can make Spaceballs jokes if I want to as well, so NYHH!! :P

At 12/19/09 11:36 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

Well, thank ya. Heh. Sadly, I have lost the awesome age of 23 forever, but there are still plenty of prime numbers left. Also, delicious cake. I must eat it.

Hey Slash happy 24th birthday! hope you had a good one, spending time with family and friends.

Now, all i have to say is that i'm back and plan to be active on newgrounds full time. I missed you all @;-}>

At 12/20/09 05:50 PM, aldlv wrote: And that's how Epic and Legendarybattles begging hahaha

It won't truly be epic until I feel some sort of competitor, right now it's not really frightning considering Coop is still quite behind, as he's used to (ouchie), but if he proves to be a worthy challenger, I will be all the merrier.

At 12/20/09 08:31 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: I think the UltimateArcadeGames account got hacked because the first two submissions scored really well, and the third one, has a score of like 1.47 or something.

Yes, it seems as if the title and message were changed, but not the game, so it is possible. I think the Newgrounds limitation on removing or swapping files after a certain amount of time or viewers has passed, is wise in these cases. Let's just hope the website reclaims it.

Also, Phantom, I can make Spaceballs jokes if I want to as well, so NYHH!! :P

Sure you can, but then you'll die. And no one wants that, right? In addition to that, what the fuck is NYHH?

NYHH -- the sound one makes when sticking their tongue out at someone else.

:P

*Salute*

Hello, has anybody else received this, it's a PM from some idiot?

From: mushroomn
Sent: 12/20/09 22:45
Subject: FUCK YOU

WHO THE F**K DO YOU THINK YOU ARE YOU PIECE OF S**T! I HOPE YOU KNOW I ALREADY CONTACTED WADE AND YOU ARE ROYALLY F**KED

I added the stars, but I'm sure you'll get the message.

Just want to check because I'm not sure why they should be sending this stuff.

At 12/20/09 12:11 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Also Byte, thanks for the sig, it's fuckin awesome!!!

Glad you like it - so, when are you gonna change it, my friend?

Another thing, you and Lizz are hilarious when you're bickering back & forth, hehe!

Oh, that's not bickering - we're just having some yuks, is all. It's all in good fun, and that's the best part of it!

*goes to change his sig*

Must be one hell of a lag on your ISP....

On second thought, let's not go to NewGrounds - 'tis a silly place!

At 12/20/09 10:27 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: NYHH -- the sound one makes when sticking their tongue out at someone else.

Here I was thinking it was an acrynom and was tempted to think you're talking about hamsters.
Now to something completely different; the portal is moving along quickly, but I suddenly take notice that afrounderscorestud still likes adding pre-school level animations to waste Newgrounds bandwidth. How disappointing that he's still alive.

At 12/21/09 05:43 AM, Lizzardis wrote:

At 12/20/09 10:54 PM, byteslinger wrote:

At 12/20/09 12:11 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Also Byte, thanks for the sig, it's fuckin awesome!!!

Glad you like it - so, when are you gonna change it, my friend?

He has changed it. Clear your cache Byte or do something like Ctrl + F5 if you're on Firefox to pull straight from the NG server.

Oops! You're right! Stupid cache. My apologies, Cobra. Glad to see it now!

Another thing, you and Lizz are hilarious when you're bickering back & forth, hehe!

Oh, that's not bickering - we're just having some yuks, is all. It's all in good fun, and that's the best part of it!

Yes very much so. I'm actually glad that this is one of the few places on NG that I can get away with doing this without getting my ass banned or insulting someone. I love doing this sort of stuff with Byte as we can practically be sexist to our own accord and just blatantly have fun, while still keeping a cool nature about ourselves.

It's the differences in our nature. He's young, impetuous and inexperienced - and I am the exact opposite. It's almost like a sitcom, if you think about it...hehehe...

Also putting a nice show on for other users too :3

Who says it's a show? They'll get my bill in the mail.

On second thought, let's not go to NewGrounds - 'tis a silly place!

Now I'm confused....

Reference: Monty Python and the Holy Grail

At 12/20/09 10:57 PM, Phantom wrote: Now to something completely different; the portal is moving along quickly, but I suddenly take notice that afrounderscorestud still likes adding pre-school level animations to waste Newgrounds bandwidth. How disappointing that he's still alive.

HA! That's a bit harsh don't you think Phantom? While I completely agree with the fact he is still being the "Author" or some other participant for some stupid flash, I wouldn't make the comment of that it's disappointing he is alive.

However, I have to say.... Didn't he leave Newgrounds a while back? So that being, if he was a flash portal buddy with a user before he left, of course he could be added onto stupid flashes to make people think that it's him actually doing in. Whereas in reality... He has left forever and they are just being twats.

IMHO, I think his account is being used by someone other than the original owner, and the "real" A_S hasn't realized that his good name is being tarnished by some fool. Also, as you pointed out, when someone submits a flash, they can add ANYBODY as co-authors, giving the flash a false set of credentials.

Looks like someone's gonna get a whole lotta coal in their stocking this year...HO HO HO!

At 12/20/09 10:53 PM, BabiesAteMyDingo wrote: *Salute*

Hello, has anybody else received this, it's a PM from some idiot?

(Insert annoying spam and vulgarities here)
Just want to check because I'm not sure why they should be sending this stuff.

It's from a PM-spam bot. Some script-kiddy wrote some code to batch-pm users with whatever message they want. Then, they hijack an account (or use one of their unsuspecting friends) and run the damn thing.

The two things to do in this case is (1) block PMs from that user and (2) report the PM (forward it with explanation) to Wade. They will handle it from there - but be patient, it may take a few days for them to get to it.

At 12/21/09 05:43 AM, Lizzardis wrote: However, I have to say.... Didn't he leave Newgrounds a while back? So that being, if he was a flash portal buddy with a user before he left, of course he could be added onto stupid flashes to make people think that it's him actually doing in. Whereas in reality... He has left forever and they are just being twats.

Even if that's the case, it's not like he was a saint when he was active, he just gained more B/P

But still.... How have you been Phantom? I've not seen you in a while. How has life been treating you?

Like the dirt at the bottom of a boot, but it's OK since I make a habit out of getting back up and pissing people off all over again.

At 12/21/09 09:31 AM, byteslinger wrote: IMHO, I think his account is being used by someone other than the original owner, and the "real" A_S hasn't realized that his good name is being tarnished by some fool. Also, as you pointed out, when someone submits a flash, they can add ANYBODY as co-authors, giving the flash a false set of credentials.

His name wasn't that good to begin with.

Looks like someone's gonna get a whole lotta coal in their stocking this year...HO HO HO!

Then I'll do what the average Jew would do with it, subject it to intense pressure to make the carbon form a diamond and sell it.

LMFAO!!! Wow, great joke Phantom. That's just fucking great!!!! Is it me, or have we all gone completely mental at one point or another or have we just crossed that threshold? roflmfao

At 12/21/09 09:31 AM, byteslinger wrote: IMHO, I think his account is being used by someone other than the original owner, and the "real" A_S hasn't realized that his good name is being tarnished by some fool. Also, as you pointed out, when someone submits a flash, they can add ANYBODY as co-authors, giving the flash a false set of credentials.

Well, not anybody. Remember that you can't add someone as a co-author unless you are portal buddies. Otherwise, spammers would constantly co-author people like Adam Philips :)

Also, in case you haven't noticed, Tom implied that we may be getting a "sent PM box" soon. Are you excited about it? I don't usually send PMs, but it might be useful.