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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-12-17 06:34:19


At 12/16/09 10:44 PM, EagleRock wrote: Welcome back! I'm glad to see you have the time to be around here again! I've
taken care of your account on the EGB Forums, so you should be reactivated for full access once again!

Thank you very much, I'll make sure to lurk the EGB forums once again.

At 12/17/09 05:51 AM, Coop83 wrote: Yeah, but neither Pimp, nor Bomb will ever have an avater as awesome as Tom's. Regardless of how high they climb.

I'm not sure, level 60 will look incredibly awesome, especially when someone posts on the BBS with that level. We'll see.

In other news, I have some work to finish today and then I'm completely free for the next 3 weeks to do whatever the hell I want, lovely. I'll probably be working on my University portfolio.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-12-17 08:55:37


Welcome to the Barracks BabiesAteMyDingo I like your name its quirky and different from the norm, nice to see a new member joining. DumbassDude good to see you here again and on you winning some awards for your flashes cool. I too love the new Xmas theme I think its the best I have seen so far love the look ,and P-Bot its so wicked. Cant stop looking at it but poor Bitey being arrested. I'm annoyed my mouse has stopped working for no reason that is about two this year hate using the Mac without a mouse its so hard to navigate. Anyway almost Xmas 8 days now looking forward to it. Yes Pimp very close to level 60 seeing him make a thread is so strange.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-12-17 09:06:33


At 12/16/09 10:07 PM, TheThing wrote:
At 12/16/09 05:34 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Wow, the winter background is so much better than last year if you ask me.
Honestly, it's the best background that I've ever seen in the years I've been coming here. I even like the snow blowing across the header where your account is and how it's slightly foggy.

Yes, it's a very cool background (pardon the pun). But why take Bitey off to a prison planet? The poor bastard was the last (or so we thought) of his kind, abandoned, and grew up without anyone to teach him discipline. Yeah, he's a troublemaker - but that doesn't make him a criminal. Couldn't they wait until after Christmas? I'll tell you, some of the lawyers these days....

At 12/16/09 11:19 PM, BabiesAteMyDingo wrote:
At 12/16/09 10:44 PM, EagleRock wrote: Information
Thank you very much. Sir.

I'll sign up right away.

Welcome to the Barracks! Please make sure that you start a member introduction thread (on the OTHER BBS) about yourself - it's a great way to break the ice (and begin the abuse process...hehehe)

By the way, I have two questions: (1) What do dingos taste like, and (2) how many babies does it take to eat one?

At 12/16/09 04:46 PM, puddinN64 wrote:
At 12/16/09 09:06 AM, BabiesAteMyDingo wrote: There's only, 240 days until Pimp reaches level 60. That doesn't seem long at all.
Less than a year...Hot damn!

I wonder if he'll say anything when he does it...

That's a damn long time to be stat-whoring. We are at the feet of the master. Maybe Newgrounds will change the background on that day and declare a NEW holiday - we'll call it "Pimp-Day. I mean, if there's a Clock Day and a Madness Day, why not one for the first account to reach level 60? They can make stickers and t-shirts and buttons - I can see it now: "Pimp - Whoring Newgrounds for ten years"

Yeah, I'd buy one of those.

At 12/17/09 06:34 AM, DumbassDude wrote:
At 12/16/09 10:44 PM, EagleRock wrote: Welcome back! I'm glad to see you have the time to be around here again! I've
taken care of your account on the EGB Forums, so you should be reactivated for full access once again!
Thank you very much, I'll make sure to lurk the EGB forums once again.

Welcome back, DumbAssDude. Good to see you active again! Just in time for the Holiday rush!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-12-17 09:13:35


At 12/17/09 06:34 AM, DumbassDude wrote:
At 12/17/09 05:51 AM, Coop83 wrote: Yeah, but neither Pimp, nor Bomb will ever have an avater as awesome as Tom's. Regardless of how high they climb.
I'm not sure, level 60 will look incredibly awesome, especially when someone posts on the BBS with that level. We'll see.

Exactly - neither of these two accounts are active members of the community. They both fail at that, so you'll have to wait for someone like me to get there :P

Also, you thought my blamming pace was sick, you should check My New Update out :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-12-17 09:50:15


At 12/17/09 09:13 AM, Coop83 wrote: Exactly - neither of these two accounts are active members of the community. They both fail at that, so you'll have to wait for someone like me to get there :P

I guess I'll have to set up camp, looks like I'm going to be here for awhile :)

Also, you thought my blamming pace was sick, you should check My New Update out :)

HarryJarry certainly embarrassed the community with his huge amount of blams, wow. I counted and from my last NG Log, this year I got 3532 blams. In a few years I might find myself on the top blammers list.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-12-17 12:42:46



At 12/16/09 11:19 PM, BabiesAteMyDingo wrote:
At 12/16/09 10:44 PM, EagleRock wrote: Information
Thank you very much. Sir.

I'll sign up right away.
Welcome to the Barracks! Please make sure that you start a member introduction thread (on the OTHER BBS) about yourself - it's a great way to break the ice (and begin the abuse process...hehehe)

Thanks, although I tried to do this, and I haven't got the permissions needed to post on the forums yet.


By the way, I have two questions: (1) What do dingos taste like, and (2) how many babies does it take to eat one?

1.) They taste like Chicken :p

2.) I'm not sure, it happened all so quickly. At a guess, it must have been a swarm of 30 dingo-eating babies.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-12-17 21:57:26


Seeing as how this year is, for all practical purposes, done and over with, what are y'alls thoughts on the upcoming Tank Awards?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-12-18 13:43:30


At 12/17/09 09:57 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Seeing as how this year is, for all practical purposes, done and over with, what are y'alls thoughts on the upcoming Tank Awards?

Last of the Dashkin for Best Movie, definitely. I don't really like playing games that much, but for the record I'll say that I'd want Portal Defenders or Toss the Turtle to win.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-12-18 17:55:55


Good find, Sheizen. I blew my whistle on it. That's right, I went there. :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-12-18 17:58:36


Sorry for the double post

****UNSUITABLE FLASH ALERT****

Deliberate Rick Roll!!! >_> I don't mind the song, but it's annoying every so often.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-12-18 18:36:38


At 12/18/09 05:20 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: Stolen flash:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/52 1592
Original

Thank you. An amazing find.

I'm hoping with the holiday season coming up they'll be even more submissions that need flagging.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-12-18 21:26:29


And if you thought the last stolen thing was dumb:

Original.

I don't think it's possible to get any more blatant than this. He plainly says it's not his own footage, AND the original link was uploaded with the video. *Facepalm!*

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-12-18 21:48:39


At 12/18/09 09:43 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: ****STOLEN FLASH ALERT****

Stolen:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/52 1629
Original:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_Pt-sv45 RM&feature=player_embedded

Jesus Christ, this cunt doesn't learn...

Flagged.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-12-18 22:10:02


Eh, it's all we can do Hammer, it's all we can do. Also, Lizz made his sig more Christmas-y it's quite humorous indeed.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-12-18 22:17:18


At 12/18/09 10:10 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Also, Lizz made his sig more Christmas-y it's quite humorous indeed.

The question is, what did he wrap it around?

XD

Also, our video-thieving friend up there just got himself a portal permaban now. Job done.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-12-18 22:22:25


You can be banned from the flash portal permanently? Not sure I remember reading that in the the submit flash rules. Link?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-12-18 22:24:14


To the older posts on this page, i'm embarrassed at my blam rank; i hardly blam anything. :P

Woohoo. Got a flag point off of that one SH, thanks. :D

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-12-18 22:32:11


At 12/18/09 10:22 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: You can be banned from the flash portal permanently? Not sure I remember reading that in the the submit flash rules. Link?

Not officially; the only auto-ban you get is if you have 2 things blammed in a short time span (14 day portal ban from P-Bot, I think). However, if you have 2 things flagged it'll suspend your ability to submit further stuff until Wade gets around to looking at the list of flagged crap. Since that often takes months, and there's no guarantee that he'll ever get round to it (he may choose to leave them alone to ensure you can't ever submit stolen stuff again), it is effectively a permaban. I'm not sure, but it may never lift if the flagged things are deleted, too.

Closest thing to a link I can think of.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-12-18 22:53:31


At 12/18/09 10:32 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: Not officially; the only auto-ban you get is if you have 2 things blammed in a short time span (14 day portal ban from P-Bot, I think). However, if you have 2 things flagged it'll suspend your ability to submit further stuff until Wade gets around to looking at the list of flagged crap. Since that often takes months, and there's no guarantee that he'll ever get round to it (he may choose to leave them alone to ensure you can't ever submit stolen stuff again), it is effectively a permaban. I'm not sure, but it may never lift if the flagged things are deleted, too.

Heh, yeah. I remember having friends who got those kinds of bans due to flagging. But then, after their movies were unflagged, my friends turned into pricks and mass-flagged someone else's movies. There were account deletions, Blams flying everywhere, Whistles went through the roof or into the dump overnight, damn, I wish that were now. Gah, now I'm wondering where I can sign up for the next crusade. But, yeah. This saga was back when liljim was just fixing the admin tools for reviewing and deleting flagged submissions, it ended the night those tools were proved fully operational, but back then an account wasn't permabanned once the movies were deleted. Nope, he got right on with his next submission right after Tom deleted the flagged submissions.

Also, I log off for a few hours to watch TV, and I miss a Whistlefest? Shit!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-12-19 10:23:34


At 12/19/09 07:59 AM, Lizzardis wrote: I'd take a picture, but my auntie currently has my camera, and my iPhone, even though the camera is okay.... Can't get a good amount of detail for the picture to be a good one. However, I'm going to let you suffer with the picture taken from my iPhone :P

Well, the picture may not be that good, but at least you can blame it on the snow. Where I live, it never snows :(
Actually, last year it snowed in a city which is relatively close to where I live, and before that it hadn't snowed in my country for 50 years. I've only seen snow once, in Chile, and it wasn't that much :(

Anyway, today it's Slash's birthday! That's right, he is now 24 years old. Wish him a happy birthday!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-12-19 11:36:07


At 12/19/09 10:23 AM, Ismael92 wrote: Anyway, today it's Slash's birthday! That's right, he is now 24 years old. Wish him a happy birthday!

Well, thank ya. Heh. Sadly, I have lost the awesome age of 23 forever, but there are still plenty of prime numbers left. Also, delicious cake. I must eat it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-12-19 11:54:22


Happy Birthday! Slash.

;)

On a slightly different note, Wade is giving a live broadcast of his house in anticipation of a large snow storm heading his way.

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/wadetv

But nothing to report from the portal.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-12-19 13:45:50


Ah yes, HAPPY BIRTHDAY SLASH!!!!

There was a Harris Teeter commercial on the other day and they literally said "Over 9000" in the commercial about the items that are on sale. lmfao

I almost died when I heard that.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-12-19 14:10:43


At 12/19/09 11:36 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 12/19/09 10:23 AM, Ismael92 wrote: Anyway, today it's Slash's birthday! That's right, he is now 24 years old. Wish him a happy birthday!
Well, thank ya. Heh. Sadly, I have lost the awesome age of 23 forever, but there are still plenty of prime numbers left. Also, delicious cake. I must eat it.

Happy #24, Slash! Glad to see that just because you're getting older you're not growing up (like me!) Hope you have a great Birthday!

At 12/19/09 07:59 AM, Lizzardis wrote:
At 12/18/09 10:17 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote:
At 12/18/09 10:10 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Also, Lizz made his sig more Christmas-y it's quite humorous indeed.
The question is, what did he wrap it around?
Ah, well I'll leave that to your imagination. I could have just wrapped in in wrapping paper just for you SH as an early "Christmas present", or I could have "wrapped" it in something else. Use your imagination. Hehe. I'm glad you find it good though :3

Well, Lizz, I'm glad to see you're giving the gift that keeps on giving! Just don't wrap it too tight, or you'll cut off the blood supply, and it'll go limp and useless - and NO ONE wants to open that on Christmas morning.

As for snow, we're under a "blizzard watch" here in the northeast US. If the storm blows eastward towards the Atlantic ocean, we'll only get a few inches. But if it stays due North or heads West, we'll get pounded. That's why I think all snowstorms should be named after men - you never know exactly when they'll get here, and when they do show up, you're not sure how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last. And after a few days, you'll get sick of them and just want them to just go away already....

(Go ahead, try arguing that point!)

And, your winter-sig inspired me to change mine as well - can you guess what song I was listening to when I changed it?

OHHH - One last piece of good news - I am happy to announce that I just reached 9,000 blams today! That means I've help sent 9,000 crap flashes to their graves, never to bother us again! Blams have been elusive for me, as I tend to be more critical of the work through the portal - and many things I blam pass anyway. For those of you with more than 9K blams, I salute you, as these are definitely hard to get recently.

Weather Update: 14:10 - Snow flurries in CT!

Really gotta go finish some Christmas shopping before it gets too bad outside. Then later, I'll curl up with my laptop, some hot tea with lemon - and be back on Newgrounds on a cold and snowy Saturday night.

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-12-19 14:27:12


I'm guessing you were listening to "You Can Go Your Own Way" when you made you sig, am I right?

Also, could you make my current sig, more Christmas-y, Byte? Pretty please?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-12-19 14:56:07


At 12/19/09 02:27 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: I'm guessing you were listening to "You Can Go Your Own Way" when you made you sig, am I right?

Also, could you make my current sig, more Christmas-y, Byte? Pretty please?

Actually, it was "Stairway to Heaven". I grabbed a font similar to the album cover, and the scene was inspired by the line "Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on"

As for your sig, sure - let me see what I can do!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-12-19 15:38:02


Kickass song by a kickass band. But damn, I was far off.

Anyway, thanks for taking the time to help with my sig Byte. ^_^


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-12-19 15:39:52


At 12/19/09 03:38 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Kickass song by a kickass band. But damn, I was far off.

Anyway, thanks for taking the time to help with my sig Byte. ^_^

Nah, you had a good guess there. That song's pretty good , too.

Here's my first shot at your Christmas sig - what do you think?

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