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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-05 16:16:36


Oh I finally figured out what to title the next chapter in my fic. Y'all won't see it till I get it finished, but I just thought I'd let y'all know.

Just as a teaser and/or hint:

Things are about to get intimate between Alexis and I. <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Sorry for the double post.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-05 18:28:34


I remember the time when he made theshadowispresent irrelevant.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-05 18:33:46


At 10/5/09 06:28 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/51 3593
I remember the time when we made theshadowispresent irrelevant.

I hate stupid typos...

Anyway I have been cracking my fingers a lot lately, is it bad? I don't think so but what do you think?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-05 19:36:44


At 10/5/09 11:39 AM, Porkchop wrote: Hey all.
I'm out of the EGB.

But... but... but who's gonna lolban me and everyone else in the NGPD chat room now?!

...Hey, wait a sec; I think I still have modship in there. And with no room owner to bother me..... >:D

At 10/5/09 06:33 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Anyway I have been cracking my fingers a lot lately, is it bad? I don't think so but what do you think?

Why don't you ask the latest Ig Nobel prize winners? One of them was a guy who cracked the knuckles on one hand only for 60 years to see if it made any difference to the chances of arthritis (now THAT'S fucking dedication!). Oddly, for all the publicity these things got, it never said what the result of cracking one hand's knuckles for 60 years was. Strange...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-05 19:38:26


Nah, not really. The whole "You'll get arthritis if you crack your knuckles one too many times is complete bullshit. I've been doing it for about 10 years now. The previous two sentences have been typed without ME EVEN LOOKING at my laptop or the screen. IMMA GETTING BETTA AT TYPING!

thought my spelling leaves something to be desired. lmao :P

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-05 19:39:46


At 10/5/09 06:33 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:
At 10/5/09 06:28 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/51 3593
I remember the time when we made theshadowispresent irrelevant.
I hate stupid typos...

As do I. They are the bane of my existence.

Anyway I have been cracking my fingers a lot lately, is it bad? I don't think so but what do you think?

It's not necessarily bad, but the sacs between your joints can eventually become damaged the more you pop them. Some say that popping your fingers will lead to arthritis.

Anyways, I'm going to get to the portal to do a little B/P before I get wrapped up in anything else. I need to do my duty.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-05 20:18:56


I noticed that too he stole SlashFirestorm icon he only joined recently, so I'm keeping a watch on venom0us. Maybe be one of Chris Beer's alts but who can tell. Anyone remember a user who posted hateful racist stuff on peoples pages? well I think this guy is back http://hardyboyz1.newgrounds.com/news/po st/383379. Although he may not be the same person odd though. I will check out those possible stolen games cant get over that my birthday on Thursday this year has gone so fast.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-05 20:48:53


At 10/5/09 02:35 AM, Andrea364 wrote: Hey guys, just thought I'd stop in to make sure you guys know I'm alive and still moderately well. I see EagleRock is back, which is a great relief. I just read the "Barracks Under Fire" story/book and it makes me quite happy to see that he indeed walks among the living. I must say, that was one hell of a storyline; I almost cried.

Great relief, huh? I dunno if I'd define it as that...Slash has this place running pretty damn tight lately...lol

Glad you liked the story, though! The sequel is in the works right now, and I'll hopefully get a prologue out this week!

At 10/5/09 11:39 AM, Porkchop wrote: Hey all.
I'm out of the EGB.

Sorry to hear that. I'll make sure to note it and hope to see you return when you are able to!

Got a ton of issues to work out, most of which wont see me back on NG...well, for a while. If I keep using this proxy, it'll get B& and i'll be SOL.

If there's anything I can do to help with your Internet troubles, let me know. You can always IM me.

At 10/5/09 06:33 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Anyway I have been cracking my fingers a lot lately, is it bad? I don't think so but what do you think?

I asked my chiropractor the same thing, and his contention was that all of the arthritis and enlarged knuckle theories are bunk. As long as you aren't working to crack the knuckle too hard, it won't really hurt you.

At 10/5/09 07:39 PM, Andrea364 wrote: Anyways, I'm going to get to the portal to do a little B/P before I get wrapped up in anything else. I need to do my duty.

There's the spirit! :-P

At 10/5/09 08:18 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: I noticed that too he stole SlashFirestorm icon he only joined recently, so I'm keeping a watch on venom0us.

I noticed that too. I think it was more random than not. Doesn't seem to be an attack on Slash specifically, but definitely worth keeping an eye on.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-05 20:53:30


Hey Byte, when can we expect the next chapter?

I know I'm not really one to push seeing as how I'm writing my own fic and I haven't even gotten through half of BUF, but you, my dear Byte, really know how to keep the reader hooked and highly anticipatory.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-05 21:05:09


At 10/5/09 08:18 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Anyone remember a user who posted hateful racist stuff on peoples pages? well I think this guy is back http://hardyboyz1.newgrounds.com/news/po st/383379.

He is. Just another userpage troll though, so it's hardly worth worrying (or caring) about. I got some weird-ass rambling about... something (I didn't really pay much attention to it) posted on my page from that account. Might as well block it before it's used to spam more crap if I were you.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-06 01:53:09


At 10/5/09 08:53 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Hey Byte, when can we expect the next chapter?

I know I'm not really one to push seeing as how I'm writing my own fic and I haven't even gotten through half of BUF, but you, my dear Byte, really know how to keep the reader hooked and highly anticipatory.

Sorry for the delay, but Chapter 8 - Turnabout has finally been posted for your reading pleasure. Enjoy!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-06 02:31:52


At 10/6/09 02:19 AM, Lizzardis wrote: I will read it and full fill my pleasure now :P

Don't forget your fresh box of Kleenex!

Plus, congratz on the level up Byte! Has anyone actually figured out what that thing is? Some sort of weird knife/pokey thing?

Thanks - BTW, it's called a "wavy-edged kris" - a type of a nasty little dagger that is found in the middle east.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-06 03:18:01


At 10/6/09 01:53 AM, byteslinger wrote: Sorry for the delay, but Chapter 8 - Turnabout has finally been posted for your reading pleasure. Enjoy!

VERY interesting chapter. I'm trying to piece together the information myself, and I think I see it coming through partially. I just have one question: you mentioned Gamma universe is a period of time in the future...is that the future of Alpha or Beta universe, or do we not know which one it is?

At 10/6/09 02:31 AM, byteslinger wrote: Thanks - BTW, it's called a "wavy-edged kris" - a type of a nasty little dagger that is found in the middle east.

Actually, from that it looks like to me, it's a switchblade knife. Notice the telltale handle design and the "ghosting" that they made for the blade itself as if the switchblade was just opened.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-06 03:25:59


At 10/6/09 03:18 AM, EagleRock wrote:
At 10/6/09 02:31 AM, byteslinger wrote: Thanks - BTW, it's called a "wavy-edged kris" - a type of a nasty little dagger that is found in the middle east.
Actually, from that it looks like to me, it's a switchblade knife. Notice the telltale handle design and the "ghosting" that they made for the blade itself as if the switchblade was just opened.

Sorry for the double-post, but I forgot to mention something:

I wanted to note that the blade is in fact a kris (sadly, I learned what a kris was from Diablo II :-/) but the housing for the knife is a switchblade. Here's an example of a switchblade kris knife:

http://nicnac.net/media/AKC_Leverletto_s witchblade_in_Stag_with_Kris_Blade.jpg

Notice the handle, too...makes me wish these things weren't illegal in this damn country...stupid 50's gangster movies got everyone ALL SCARED and we can't have switchblades now...sigh.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-06 09:47:19


At 10/6/09 03:18 AM, EagleRock wrote: VERY interesting chapter. I'm trying to piece together the information myself, and I think I see it coming through partially. I just have one question: you mentioned Gamma universe is a period of time in the future...is that the future of Alpha or Beta universe, or do we not know which one it is?

Well, according to the "future" Phantom, during his reply to Byte's long explanation, it seems that Beta is the future of Gamma, Gamma is roughly parallel to Alpha, and we're not sure what will happen in Alpha's future.


Actually, from that it looks like to me, it's a switchblade knife. Notice the telltale handle design and the "ghosting" that they made for the blade itself as if the switchblade was just opened.

Thanks for clearing that up. I saw the shadows behind the blade and originally thought it was some of swinging motion. I didn't think "switchblade" because the handle looked too short to hold such a long blade. Usually, on a switchblade, the handle and the blade are about the same length, since the blade is concealed in the handle. I guess the rest of the handle was cropped out of the icon, huh?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-06 09:54:59


I'm sure that I will read the stories that are posted here eventually, but as of now I'm not quite intrested in them. I think it's more that I have other stuff to do and that I don't really have the time to read/enjoy them.

In my free time though (which is maybe once or twice a month) I'll write a little bit as I've always tried to write a book. I'm probably on page 20 now and I'll probably stop around page 100.

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At 10/6/09 09:54 AM, Fro wrote: I'm sure that I will read the stories that are posted here eventually, but as of now I'm not quite interested in them. I think it's more that I have other stuff to do and that I don't really have the time to read/enjoy them.

I can understand that. Maybe when things quiet down a bit, you can print them all off and use it as bathroom reading material!

In my free time though (which is maybe once or twice a month) I'll write a little bit as I've always tried to write a book. I'm probably on page 20 now and I'll probably stop around page 100.

Nice! Another author! What are you writing about?

BTW, just so you know - you are an active character in my fanfic, especially in the last two chapters.

(and yes, I know, I owe you a webs!!!)

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-06 22:28:27


ROFLMFAO!!!

Check this out!!!

Also, congrats on the level up Byte, haven't read chapter 8 yet, I intend to do so though. Also, checketh thine email. And yes when I first saw the lvl 26 icon, I knew immediately that, that was a switchblade. I just didn't know what type of switchblade.

Also Eagle, switchblades are only illegal if you are seen with them. There's no law that says you can't own one. It's only illegal if you're seen with one.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-07 00:00:04


Comprised entirely out of stolen video clips from the

Stupid Mario Brothers

YouTube series. Flag as stolen, or is re-arranging the clips and changing the audio enough to count as 'original work' here?

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-07 07:51:00


At 10/6/09 09:47 AM, byteslinger wrote: Thanks for clearing that up. I saw the shadows behind the blade and originally thought it was some of swinging motion. I didn't think "switchblade" because the handle looked too short to hold such a long blade. Usually, on a switchblade, the handle and the blade are about the same length, since the blade is concealed in the handle. I guess the rest of the handle was cropped out of the icon, huh?

Yep. It's the same with all of the other icons, you'll notice. Take Level 23 (mine) and you'll notice the fireaxe handle is way too short for it to accommodate the axe blade. I'd also say that the old Level 30 icon is a spear, and not some huge sword. Just focuses on the important parts.

At 10/6/09 10:10 AM, byteslinger wrote: I can understand that. Maybe when things quiet down a bit, you can print them all off and use it as bathroom reading material!

Ugh, don't print my story out...you'll kill trees! :-P I thought the sequel would be way shorter, too. Turns out it might end up longer...

Nice! Another author! What are you writing about?
BTW, just so you know - you are an active character in my fanfic, especially in the last two chapters.

Sounds fun. When the hell IS the Lit Portal coming around?

At 10/6/09 10:28 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Also Eagle, switchblades are only illegal if you are seen with them. There's no law that says you can't own one. It's only illegal if you're seen with one.

Unfortunately, in NJ, the law is you can't even own one. In some states you can own it, but not carry it. In other states, you can own it, and you can carry it, as long as it's not concealed. In the other states, you can't even own the stupid thing.

Not that my life is permanently scarred for not being able to own a switchblade, but it just seems stupid. Switchblades are no more deadly than other blades, you can just quickly extend the blade. What's to say me concealing a 5" bowie knife isn't deadlier than a tiny 3" switchblade? The whole law comes from the fact that switchblades were glorified in movies and stories like Rebel Without A Cause and The Outsiders. It's all about perception.


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At 10/7/09 07:51 AM, EagleRock wrote: Sounds fun. When the hell IS the Lit Portal coming around?

All I can suggest is that it's being worked on. I wish I knew, because I'm getting a few pieces set up for a bit of a splurge when that's made and launched.

I'll cross my fingers for it being an Xmas present for me :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-07 10:30:15


At 10/7/09 08:07 AM, Coop83 wrote:
At 10/7/09 07:51 AM, EagleRock wrote: Sounds fun. When the hell IS the Lit Portal coming around?
All I can suggest is that it's being worked on. I wish I knew, because I'm getting a few pieces set up for a bit of a splurge when that's made and launched.

I'll cross my fingers for it being an Xmas present for me :)

And you just know that I'm waiting. The story needs to be told! And the return of one of the two girls who inspired Lady Finwariel is taken as a sign from someone or something that I need to get more work done on the story.

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****HIGHLY POSSIBLY STOLEN FLASH ALERT****

Stolen:

Original:

http://www.gimme5games.com/index.jsp?id=
glob&pageNum=1

Evidence: The first comment about this game was made 9/25/09

Is this worth flagging? The guy who submitted it joined 2/12/09 but has no prior flash submissions no does he have a link to gimme5games. I think it's worth flagging. Though to be fair, I haven't exactly been on the ball with flagging stolen flashes that much as of recent weeks. Y'alls thoughts?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-07 13:26:30


Eh, I guess I'll try and get some activity going here.

also sorry for double post

Looks like you were right Lizz. It did pass, but I'm still not sold that the person who submitted it is 100% genuine.

In other news, I got Fall break coming up next week, a good part of which will be spent with my nose in the books, I'll be able to at least deposit. Still working on chapter 10 of my fic. I hope to get it up sometime soon, but again I'm not making any promises.

I'M IN MY COMPUTER CLASS LECTURE HALL MUTHAFUCKAS!!!!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-07 17:35:22


The angry face is just me yelling, i'm not mad.

Permission to come aboard, sir! I have spent a year of training in the portal sir! I have progressed to a level 17 and a Police Sergant! Blaming and Protecting is my life!

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At 10/7/09 05:35 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote:
The angry face is just me yelling, i'm not mad.
Permission to come aboard, sir! I have spent a year of training in the portal sir! I have progressed to a level 17 and a Police Sergant! Blaming and Protecting is my life!

Just a little longer, the minimum requirement to join is Private.

2,500 points will do.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-07 19:16:13


At 10/7/09 06:12 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:
At 10/7/09 05:35 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote:
The angry face is just me yelling, i'm not mad.
Permission to come aboard, sir! I have spent a year of training in the portal sir! I have progressed to a level 17 and a Police Sergant! Blaming and Protecting is my life!
Just a little longer, the minimum requirement to join is Private.

2,500 points will do.

If the NGPD was still up and running, you could join that, but it's under a lock right now, and may never be opened up again. So your best bet is to work upto that Private rank.


This looks froody.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-10-07 20:05:03


For me there has not been to much for me to talk about. With all of this conversation of stories that you guys have made and suff is all well and good just that i don't have that much time to read them or talk about them.

I want to participate in the conversations, i just got to find my place again.

I've been very busy with my 3rd year of highschool and thats not leaving to much time for this place.


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