Speaking of high school, where do you plan to go to college and in what do you want to major?

Checking some of the submissions you linked too not sure but I think the latest link may be a legit one because of the name

http://www.honeyslug.com/glean-of-glob/i t

matches the author. The other site looks okay to me but you can never tell for sure. I'm confused so many possible stolen stuff to keep track off. Well despite my efforts TOTW looks like it has been stolen again. In other news my Birthday is tomorrow on the 8th, which is nice apart from turning one year older going out perhaps but not too doing to much. Got to read the last part of the story. Talking of stolen content SMG other alt submitted a posible stolen game'

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http://swfchan.com/5/20851/?Flash+Joke+o f+the+Day+-+10+-+Legal+Age+Riding+Hood.s wf

At 10/7/09 05:35 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote:

The angry face is just me yelling, i'm not mad.

Permission to come aboard, sir! I have spent a year of training in the portal sir! I have progressed to a level 17 and a Police Sergant! Blaming and Protecting is my life!

I took a look at your record, and from what I see, you definitely can back up what you claim! Normally I'd refer you posthaste to the NGPD Headquarters, but as others have already said, the NGPD is currently closed down. The Barracks does accept the occasional Guardsmen, who are basically Police Officers (anyone with a police-based rank) with good post history and an otherwise good record.

If you are interested in joining us, I'd ask for you to read the following informational material:

The Barracks Manifesto
The Barracks FAQ

I'd like for you to look it over and make sure you understand what the Barracks is all about. Note our policies on voting impartially, regardless of the poster or their reputation. Also, I'd like for you to consider your posting quality. While it is overall good, I do see some one-liner posts and some posts that can be construed as spammy or flamebait. We have a very strict posting quality policy in the Barracks and want to ensure our members are all upstanding members of Newgrounds in every way.

Take the time to read the links I gave you, and give yourself a bit of time to show off your posting quality. After a bit of time you can come back and we will determine whether you are right for the Barracks or not. In the meantime, feel free to PM me or IM me with any questions or concerns.

Thanks for your interest in the Barracks!

At 10/7/09 08:05 PM, idiot-buster wrote: I want to participate in the conversations, i just got to find my place again.

Well then let's do what YOU wanna do...

</aceventura>

Seriously though, if you want to participate, start up your own topic of conversation! We're all flexible here... :-)

Though I do have to suggest you check out the stories, as they are quite good. Plus, my sequel will be including most (if not all) of the members, so you'll have your own little blurb in it as well!

too all who are wondering

venom0us = creb

also

crb says:
plez dont tell wade i mean this
crb says:
im begging U
crb says:
actuly
crb says:
venom is cool i dont want her assed
crb says:
wade wil know it isnt me cos everything would be different

more proof go crazy

At 10/7/09 10:03 PM, EagleRock wrote: Though I do have to suggest you check out the stories, as they are quite good. Plus, my sequel will be including most (if not all) of the members, so you'll have your own little blurb in it as well!

BTW, sorry to bother you, but when are you planning to release the sequel? Every time that I get online I rush to the EGB forums to check whether you posted it or not :o

Also, the day before yesterday I received an IRL letter for the first time in my life. It was so exciting! It was quite difficult to open the envelope, but it was well worth it.

Also 2, it looks like I will be getting a PS3 for my birthday later this month. Bleh, expect me to be less active for a few days after 21st October, lol.

At 10/8/09 12:07 PM, Ismael92 wrote: BTW, sorry to bother you, but when are you planning to release the sequel? Every time that I get online I rush to the EGB forums to check whether you posted it or not :o

Haha! Sorry about that, I didn't realize you all were waiting that intensely for it! I had a lot of storyline to work out, which I'm actually almost finished with. I can start churned out the prologue and stuff soon, but I dunno how fast I'll be able to write. Postseason is upon us, and with the AL teams as hot as they are, it's going to be a crazy bunch of playoff games... :-)

Also, the day before yesterday I received an IRL letter for the first time in my life. It was so exciting! It was quite difficult to open the envelope, but it was well worth it.

Really? Maybe I'm just older, but I've had tons of letters in the mail. And I don't mean junk mail... :-P

Also 2, it looks like I will be getting a PS3 for my birthday later this month. Bleh, expect me to be less active for a few days after 21st October, lol.

I don't have one myself, but one of the best downloadable games for that thing is Pixeljunk Monsters...man is that game awesome! Just don't get TOO involved and never come back to NG! :-)

I had a dream last night that a literature portal is up and running...but only to learn it doesn't work and I couldn't find my stories from fiction-press.

Wow, that would suck. Not only am I still psyched about the Art Portal, though I haven't visited in some time. I'm also really psyched about the lit portal as well. I wonder if Tom has made any announcements about when they might release it. That and I wonder what the criteria of the lit portal will be when we want to submit our stories and/or fanfics.

I remember when this kid thinks I'm a abusive moderator who banned him.

Too bad it was locked, would love to see it go few pages of funny responses.

At 10/8/09 12:45 PM, EagleRock wrote:

At 10/8/09 12:07 PM, Ismael92 wrote: BTW, sorry to bother you, but when are you planning to release the sequel? Every time that I get online I rush to the EGB forums to check whether you posted it or not :o

Haha! Sorry about that, I didn't realize you all were waiting that intensely for it! I had a lot of storyline to work out, which I'm actually almost finished with. I can start churned out the prologue and stuff soon, but I dunno how fast I'll be able to write. Postseason is upon us, and with the AL teams as hot as they are, it's going to be a crazy bunch of playoff games... :-)

Well, it will be much worse after you start writing, since probably there will be a lot of cliffhangers that will sure as hell keep me waiting anxiously. Anyway don't worry, take your time to make it as perfect as possible :D I just wanted to know if there was a release date :)

Also, the day before yesterday I received an IRL letter for the first time in my life. It was so exciting! It was quite difficult to open the envelope, but it was well worth it.

Really? Maybe I'm just older, but I've had tons of letters in the mail. And I don't mean junk mail... :-P

It's not that awesome, but when my mom told me that I had received a letter I was like "wtf who would send ME a letter?! I'm going to Howarts!".

Also 2, it looks like I will be getting a PS3 for my birthday later this month. Bleh, expect me to be less active for a few days after 21st October, lol.

I don't have one myself, but one of the best downloadable games for that thing is Pixeljunk Monsters...man is that game awesome!

Well I started looking for some PS3 games since I'm not too sure of which ones I'm going to get (besides a few precious ones such as GTA IV). I looked up the game you suggested in Google and the first result I got was a Wikipedia article. It looked like a generic tower defense game but who knows, I may give it a try :)

Thanks for the recommendation!

Just don't get TOO involved and never come back to NG! :-)

I'll do my best to come back! Anyway my birthday is on a shitty date because I'll probably be studying for school so there are two possible consequences:
A) I won't be able to fully enjoy it for some time.
B) I will do pretty bad at school.
It will probably be B) anyway :P

At 10/8/09 02:29 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: I remember when this kid thinks I'm a abusive moderator who banned him.

Too bad it was locked, would love to see it go few pages of funny responses.

lol that thread was funny, the whole situation was hilarious.

Speaking of PS3 games, you're gonna want to check out the PS3 Lounges *directs Ismael towards second line of my sig*. Click on PS3 Lounge. Also here are some games I recommend:

1) UT3
2) Prototype
3) Beowulf
4) Jason & The Argonauts
5) God Of War
6) L A I R
7) Assassin's Creed

At 10/8/09 12:59 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: I had a dream last night that a literature portal is up and running...but only to learn it doesn't work and I couldn't find my stories from fiction-press.

Ugh...scary. *Backs up story files on my server...*

At 10/8/09 04:38 PM, Ismael92 wrote: Well, it will be much worse after you start writing, since probably there will be a lot of cliffhangers that will sure as hell keep me waiting anxiously. Anyway don't worry, take your time to make it as perfect as possible :D I just wanted to know if there was a release date :)

At least you know what you're in for... :-) I've started writing the Prologue, but I'm not particularly liking the results. I'll have to either do some major renovations of this thing or restart it. The story requires a lot of backstory explanation, and fitting it into the prologue is proving to be awkward. I'll keep you posted.

It's not that awesome, but when my mom told me that I had received a letter I was like "wtf who would send ME a letter?! I'm going to Howarts!".

*ducks from the owl*

Well I started looking for some PS3 games since I'm not too sure of which ones I'm going to get (besides a few precious ones such as GTA IV). I looked up the game you suggested in Google and the first result I got was a Wikipedia article. It looked like a generic tower defense game but who knows, I may give it a try :)

Pixeljunk Monsters is basically your desktop defense, but it's got a nice spin on it. You "upgrade" towers by dancing around them and stuff. Also, two-player mode is the most fun. Cooperating with someone else to build/upgrade towers is a blast. Also, you collect coins, gems, and stuff running around ducking these things...it's really a blast. If you have someone that you can play with semi-regularly, it's definitely worth it.

Thanks for the recommendation!

Anytime. :-)

I'll do my best to come back! Anyway my birthday is on a shitty date because I'll probably be studying for school so there are two possible consequences:
A) I won't be able to fully enjoy it for some time.
B) I will do pretty bad at school.
It will probably be B) anyway :P

Ugh, I hate those situations. College was full of 'em for me. Patience is a virtue, but one virtue you sure as hell don't want to learn from experience.

At 10/8/09 02:29 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: I remember when this kid thinks I'm a abusive moderator who banned him.

Too bad it was locked, would love to see it go few pages of funny responses.

lol that thread was funny, the whole situation was hilarious.

It really was. I still don't know what the hell was going on. Either way Poozy had his pwnage moment in the end... :-)

At 10/8/09 12:59 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: I had a dream last night that a literature portal is up and running...but only to learn it doesn't work and I couldn't find my stories from fiction-press.

That would suck. I'd be completely crushed, not to mention that I'd still have *almost* nowhere to put up my tacky little stories. I find newsposts and fanfiction.net/fiction-press to be sufficient for now though. I can't wait for the lit-portal though.

Also, sorry for not really quoting anyone, but some asshole dead-legged me in my kneecap and I'm in extreme pain, so extreme that I really don't want to be bothered by getting on NG right now. I'm hoping I don't have to go to the hospital for another surgery on it . . and that I won't kill the guy that did it. Anyway, I'm going to try to get some B/P's in before I log off and hit the sack.

At 10/8/09 05:32 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Speaking of PS3 games, you're gonna want to check out the PS3 Lounges *directs Ismael towards second line of my sig*. Click on PS3 Lounge. Also here are some games I recommend:

1) UT3
2) Prototype
3) Beowulf
4) Jason & The Argonauts
5) God Of War
6) L A I R
7) Assassin's Creed

I second all of these, truly they are some of the best, the call of duty series is also a good addition to any collection if you like multiplayer first person shooters, Bioshock and Infamous are pretty kickass too. Now, I'm off to get in touch with this PS3 lounge again, kinda forgot it was there 0.o

At 10/8/09 07:19 PM, Andrea364 wrote: That would suck.

Woah! When the fuck did you start showing up again?!

I'm hoping I don't have to go to the hospital for another surgery on it . . and that I won't kill the guy that did it.

Classic Andrea.

Hey, you still going out that chick who you had me write that story for?

Sorry, Andrea's sudden return (at least to me) shock me so much that I forgot this post.

At 10/8/09 05:32 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Speaking of PS3 games, you're gonna want to check out the PS3 Lounges *directs Ismael towards second line of my sig*. Click on PS3 Lounge. Also here are some games I recommend:

Not to get completely off topic, but I agree with some of this list. Of course, to each his own, and you should do your own research before you buy a game, but whatever.

I suggest:

LittleBig Planet
Batman: Arkham Asylum
Killzone 2
Resistance 2 (multiplayer base is a bit low, since this game is coming up on a year, but still fun)
Uncharted 1 and 2 (Uncharted 2 got Adam Sessler, the most famous of the xbots, to say that this is a console seller)
Metal Gear Solid 4

As for downloadable games:

Warhawk (another game that's been around for 2 years and has a very little base, but still a great game)
Any of the 3 PixelJunk Games
Fl0w
Flower (gay name and concept, but awesome game)
Everyday Shooter
Fat Princess
Super Stardust HD

Looks like your bank account is closed, my friend.

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  by <deleted>

  Under Judgment

  (Everyone)

Hardcore porn, specifically a man sucking off a shemale. Seriously, I absolutely hate shemale porn, and I don't think I've been this mad over a submission since Anti-Spam on Christmas 07.

At 10/8/09 09:01 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/51 3916

Rats; missed it. Good job finding it anyway; I've not really been paying as much attention to the portal as I usually do (got IRL shit to do for the moment).

Yes, that's why I'm not really around here as much as I was around in the NGPD. I'd like to be here more, but long story short, I can't right now. Sorry.

At 10/8/09 06:36 PM, EagleRock wrote:

It really was. I still don't know what the hell was going on. Either way Poozy had his pwnage moment in the end... :-)

What happen was that this guy was a poor man version of TheLastSpartan, he post crap about how holocaust is a myth and tries to pass it as a fact. With that, I "found" him as an idiot via pm and the rest is history aside from the fact that at the same time, he created a crappy photoshop thread with a inappropriate base picture that got him banned.

At 10/8/09 07:19 PM, Andrea364 wrote: That would suck. I'd be completely crushed, not to mention that I'd still have *almost* nowhere to put up my tacky little stories. I find newsposts and fanfiction.net/fiction-press to be sufficient for now though. I can't wait for the lit-portal though.

It will finally be a way I can contribute to Newgrounds, since my Flash skills basically, in a word, suck.

Also, sorry for not really quoting anyone, but some asshole dead-legged me in my kneecap and I'm in extreme pain, so extreme that I really don't want to be bothered by getting on NG right now. I'm hoping I don't have to go to the hospital for another surgery on it . . and that I won't kill the guy that did it. Anyway, I'm going to try to get some B/P's in before I log off and hit the sack.

These are the reasons you have such a tough reputation around here... :-P

At 10/8/09 09:01 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/51 3916
Hardcore porn, specifically a man sucking off a shemale. Seriously, I absolutely hate shemale porn, and I don't think I've been this mad over a submission since Anti-Spam on Christmas 07.

Not familiar with Anti-Spam. Care to clue me in? I personally remember "Big Bag" being one of worst entries around. I sure as hell saw enough of it...

At 10/9/09 12:19 AM, EagleRock wrote: Not familiar with Anti-Spam. Care to clue me in? I personally remember "Big Bag" being one of worst entries around. I sure as hell saw enough of it...

It wasn't anything rule-breaking, just spam that got personal. That Author's Comment text was my writing, and it was used in the movie as well. Looking back, it was actually good that it happened: my two-year anniversary today wouldn't mean shit if I wasn't around to celebrate it, and the feud it started between me and him kept me around. But oh, was I pissed off at the time.

Currently working on a recap of my story, so far I made it to the part where I was looking for the god of gamblers. It'll take time before I can get to the part where I am now.

At 10/8/09 10:19 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: What happen was that this guy was a poor man version of TheLastSpartan, he post crap about how holocaust is a myth and tries to pass it as a fact. With that, I "found" him as an idiot via pm and the rest is history aside from the fact that at the same time, he created a crappy photoshop thread with a inappropriate base picture that got him banned.

Wow...I guess Poozy was right when "Major-n00b" chose the right username... :-)

At 10/9/09 11:09 AM, SoulMaster71 wrote: It wasn't anything rule-breaking, just spam that got personal. That Author's Comment text was my writing, and it was used in the movie as well. Looking back, it was actually good that it happened: my two-year anniversary today wouldn't mean shit if I wasn't around to celebrate it, and the feud it started between me and him kept me around. But oh, was I pissed off at the time.

Now it makes more sense to me. I wouldn't say it was anything personal, though, as it just seemed to be directed to the fact that there was a petition to NG out there against the spam groups and their spam postings. If it was someone else that posted it the effect would have been the same. I can see getting upset over it, of course, but I wouldn't say it was anything against you personally, unless I'm missing some piece of the puzzle here.

Either way, Portal day was nice and speedy before, but slowed to a grinding halt. The Portal these days is not nearly as predictable as it was in the past...

At 10/8/09 10:19 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: What happen was that this guy was a poor man version of TheLastSpartan, he post crap about how holocaust is a myth and tries to pass it as a fact. With that, I "found" him as an idiot via pm and the rest is history aside from the fact that at the same time, he created a crappy photoshop thread with a inappropriate base picture that got him banned.

Bahahahahaha!! I can't believe I missed that!

Link is now in my 'funny shit' bin.

Also:

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  by <deleted>

  Under Judgment

  (Everyone)

Just a random video of a girl in a bikini. Finding an original link is practically impossible, so what to do here?

Its cool your getting a PS3 for your birthday later this month one of the really good things is that you don't have to pay to play online its free! Some good games I have had 2 PS3 I prefer the XBox 360, but the PS3 is still a good console to own loads of games. I finished the story and hopefully EagleRock you may do a sequel to it. I was lucky enough to catch Alvin-Earthworm latest flash, I really liked it apart from the length, I thought maybe it was to long. I have not seen any other in the series yet but I may watch them at a later date. Anyway here is the flash

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  Super Mario bros Z ep.8 (old series)

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  Can Mario and his friends save Peach from Bowser once again?

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At 10/9/09 05:49 PM, Lizzardis wrote: May I ask a question....How come the NGPD is locked possibly for them being too off-topic and having multiple warnings from the mods for being too off topic AND YET, the mods CONTINUALLY disregard this thread and NEVER come in here to tell us that we are being too off-topic?

Because they think it's dumb to have a club that you can rank out of, so the NGPD got less slack. That's the only thing I can think of that makes some sort of sense whatsoever.

That just isn't fair!

Welcome to the new BBS.

Now don't get me wrong....But that is unfair. Saying that....Who actually listens to me? I bet this post will just be glanced over and ignored because people know I'm RIGHT!

It probably will get tossed aside, but it's for the best. I understand where the rant comes from, believe me, I feel your pain. But it isn't going to accomplish anything except for adding some sand into some peoples vaginas.

At 10/9/09 05:49 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Now don't get me wrong....But that is unfair. Saying that....Who actually listens to me? I bet this post will just be glanced over and ignored because people know I'm RIGHT!

It's because the NGPD went off topic in a spammy manner. Hoards of 1-line posts make for a very fast growing thread that the mods got pissed off with. Warnings were ignored and as a result, it was locked.

When we go off topic, we ramble, but overall make more detailed posts. Lots of words that actually make coherent sense. I think the Mods are more willing to let it go, as we're helping to encourage the better sides of Newgrounds.

Anyway, I'm off to bed as well - I've got a long day tomorrow, driving all the way to Blackpool for the weekend. Should be fun, under the illuminations :)

Might get a Saves update in tomorrow, if I can keep the battery charged and analyse the stats while friends are driving ;)

At 10/9/09 05:30 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: I finished the story and hopefully EagleRock you may do a sequel to it.

I have a sequel in the works, but it's a matter of starting off the Prologue. This is one of the harder things I need to write for teh story, so it's going to take me a while unfortunately. The ALDS isn't helping, either...too gripping!

At 10/9/09 05:49 PM, Lizzardis wrote: May I ask a question....How come the NGPD is locked possibly for them being too off-topic and having multiple warnings from the mods for being too off topic AND YET, the mods CONTINUALLY disregard this thread and NEVER come in here to tell us that we are being too off-topic?

Oh, they don't disregard this thread, trust me. We've had our own share of issues. Most of the issues revolved around members responding to people that were spamming the thread (Portal spammers, etc.). Luckily the members are able to resist the urge to respond to these people nowadays.

That just isn't fair!

From what I've seen over the past few years, it it justified to a degree. I have said why in the thread dedicated to the NGPD in our private forums, and I don't really want to rehash it here.

I mean hell, I know that mods have been in this thread multiple times in the past, don't get me wrong....But at the end of the day.....WE are talking about PS3's, stories that some of us are writing etc etc, and the NGPD gets locked for "Having multiple warnings" and "Taking a birthday too far!"

I have had discussions with Tails, and we did agree that the NGPD had reasons to be locked, at least temporarily. The mods, as far as I know, are deliberating the unlocking of the NGPD, and that it ultimately up to them. But Coop did hit on the real reasons the NGPD were locked and we are not, as they don't just go off-topic, but they do produce a good amount of one-liners and spammy posts. Hopefully we can see these resolved if the NGPD is ultimately unlocked.

Now don't get me wrong....But that is unfair. Saying that....Who actually listens to me? I bet this post will just be glanced over and ignored because people know I'm RIGHT!

Now that's just silly...who would ignore you in here? But I would still really appreciate this topic not getting rehashed in here. I do not like open discussions questioning the decisions of the NG moderators right in our own thread, as it really isn't our position to do so, especially on the forums they administrate. If you wish to discuss the NGPD locking and the ramifications of such, PLEASE keep it in our own private forums. We still have a thread ready for use. I would ask that no one else discuss the NGPD in here at this point. Thanks!

At 10/9/09 05:49 PM, Lizzardis wrote: May I ask a question....How come the NGPD is locked possibly for them being too off-topic and having multiple warnings from the mods for being too off topic AND YET, the mods CONTINUALLY disregard this thread and NEVER come in here to tell us that we are being too off-topic?

Because we are Elite. Rank has it's privileges. And we're cool like that!

That just isn't fair!

And tell me, when you were born, did the "warranty that life is always fair" pop out with you? Fair is completely subjective. And believe you me, I've been on the wrong side of "fair" way too many times - I just have to deal with it.

I mean hell, I know that mods have been in this thread multiple times in the past, don't get me wrong....But at the end of the day.....WE are talking about PS3's, stories that some of us are writing etc etc, and the NGPD gets locked for "Having multiple warnings" and "Taking a birthday too far!"

Not to mention that we are off-topic now, talking about how unfair another thread is being handled. Am I the only one that sees the irony in this post?

Now don't get me wrong....But that is unfair. Saying that....Who actually listens to me? I bet this post will just be glanced over and ignored because people know I'm RIGHT!

Oh, Lizz, we all love you here! :) We don't ignore you - at least not on purpose.

Or maybe its just waaaaayyyy past my bedtime...I don't know :\

Okay, that could be the case - you're overtired and cranky. Go have some milk and cookies, and get some more sleep!

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Although this is a sprite and looks bad enough already,

Genderlesshooker

, one of the authors, had been phished. I'm not sure if his account issue was resolved or not, but I would think to keep an eye out for this one. Not flagging it, but just observing it for a possible swap-in by the DD.