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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-09-16 13:53:42


At 9/16/09 12:00 AM, byteslinger wrote: In a nutshell, I'm paying attention to all the details. I have to do this with many of my computer clients, because half the time it's not about what they say they want in a program or on a website - it's what they're going to really like - and that's all from unspoken clues.

Well you are probably good at your job then, because it looks like you're getting every personality in the story to be the same as its real life counterpart. Good work!

At 9/16/09 03:10 AM, Lizzardis wrote:
At 9/15/09 11:41 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: SlntCobra looked at everyone else, brought his index finger to his temple, and spun it, making the "she's as crazy as a shithouse rat" motion just out of Byte's field of vision.
Can I ask something? Can we keep the spoilers INSIDE the EGB forums? I haven't even read it yet and I already know that the Male to female Byte is doing something strange thanks to that comment

I agree with this. As soon as I saw there was some talk about the story, I had to stop reading this thread because I had planned to read the second chapter soon. I mean, it's OK if we talk about the story, but at least lets try to keep it spoiler-free so that everyone can enjoy it :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-09-16 15:07:26


Sorry about the spoilers and whatnot. I was just so surprised that Byte was able to read me that well.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-09-16 15:28:04



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-09-16 15:45:33


Hey all. It's been an okay time in here, I guess. Can't say I really enjoyed most of it, but anyhow.
I'm requesting to be taken off the memberlist of the EGB, and for my account at the private forums to be deleted.

Thanks a ton.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-09-16 15:58:09


At 9/16/09 03:45 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: Hey all. It's been an okay time in here, I guess. Can't say I really enjoyed most of it, but anyhow.
I'm requesting to be taken off the memberlist of the EGB, and for my account at the private forums to be deleted.

How come? What did I miss?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-09-16 16:04:51


At 9/16/09 03:45 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: Hey all. It's been an okay time in here, I guess. Can't say I really enjoyed most of it, but anyhow.
I'm requesting to be taken off the memberlist of the EGB, and for my account at the private forums to be deleted.

Thanks a ton.

Aw, Krev! Please don't go! What's wrong? Was it something I said - or wrote?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-09-16 17:00:44


At 9/16/09 03:45 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: Hey all. It's been an okay time in here, I guess. Can't say I really enjoyed most of it, but anyhow.
I'm requesting to be taken off the memberlist of the EGB, and for my account at the private forums to be deleted.

Thanks a ton.

Aww, come on please don't go. If you go, how are you gonna keep up with Byte's story? Now I'll only have 2 of my best buds from the NGPD here.

You
Me
Lizz
Porkchop

Us four are best friends. I hope this isn't from medical issues.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-09-16 17:03:07


At 9/16/09 04:00 PM, Lizzardis wrote:
At 9/16/09 03:58 PM, DumbassDude wrote: How come? What did I miss?
You didn't. We are all in the dark.

It's really sad to see you leave as you were one of the more promising "newer" members here. I don't see why you only had a "ok" time here. Care to tell us why so all of a sudden?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-09-16 20:32:04


At 9/16/09 03:45 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: Hey all. It's been an okay time in here, I guess. Can't say I really enjoyed most of it, but anyhow.
I'm requesting to be taken off the memberlist of the EGB, and for my account at the private forums to be deleted.

Thanks a ton.

Well, if that's how you feel I won't try and convince you to stay.It'd be nice to know why you feel this way, but I can live without, gonna miss you though, you might not have liked it here but you were great to have around

Have a wonderful existence :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-09-16 20:44:41


****STOLEN FLASH ALERT****

Stolen from a game on:

Games Of Desire


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-09-16 21:05:13


****MALICIOUS FLASH ALERT

Re-submitted with no changes:

Previously blammed:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/51 1751


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-09-16 21:07:22


****NOW THIS IS JUST GETTING RIDICULOUS!!! STOLEN FLASH ALERT****

Stolen:

Original:

Games Of Desire

sorry for triple post.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-09-16 21:47:02


Nice work SlntCobra1 I flagged the last one called Mai789, but the other one is under admin review what a stupid comment he left on the page. I have seen games stolen from there before. Hopefully I stopped any one from stealing TOTW, I flagged lot of reviews and it seems to have worked unless this weeks winner is another alt of Genderless-Hooker. I'm sorry you were not happy here Krev you were one of the few females here ,I have not seen you one here for a while shame you are leaving. You have only been here since February.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-09-17 15:05:39


Hey Byte, I really do hope you continue to write your fanfic despite Krev leaving the EGB. It's just too damn good not to continue. Please do continue.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-09-17 15:25:38


****POTENTIAL FILE SWAPPER ALERT****

Sorry for the deliberate double post, but keep your eyes on this guy.

matt-Iikes-swords That's not the matt we all know and love. This dude just capitalized the first "i" to make it look like a lowercase "L."

Ironically enough, this guy's first flash, ain't half bad. Then again, that's every single one of the fileswapper's M.Os.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-09-17 16:56:27


Hello, everybody, I'm PossiblePancakes. I know most of you here have never seen me before, but I've been here for a while. Mostly lurking in the background, but I've been a member for about 800-900 pages. Anyway, I've been a TON more active in recent days thanks to Eagle, so I'm going to be around for a while.

If you guys need anything you can hit me up on AIM or through PM. In fact, Eagle and I were suggesting maybe playing a little bit of Counter-Strike tonight, hosted by EagleRock himself. So if you want to have a good time tonight, hang out with some fellow EGB members then go ahead and ask us for the server info, kick back and have a few brews.

See you around!


Fudge dapping.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-09-17 17:08:15


At 9/17/09 03:25 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: matt-Iikes-swords That's not the matt we all know and love. This dude just capitalized the first "i" to make it look like a lowercase "L."

Did I or did I not mention matt as a possible victim here? I must be psychic... Or maybe I've just figured out all the tricks by now. No fileswap at this point three hours later, I don't understand why he'd use an imitation alt to submit that since it would have passed without imitation. Unless, of course, it's stolen, but who would steal that?

Only using this alt because the password to my main is too damn complicated for me to use without copy/paste, and because it's my only alt that fits the content. Y'all should know who I am.


This account is now property of SoulMaster71.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-09-17 18:16:16


At 9/16/09 03:45 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: Hey all. It's been an okay time in here, I guess. Can't say I really enjoyed most of it, but anyhow.
I'm requesting to be taken off the memberlist of the EGB, and for my account at the private forums to be deleted.

Thanks a ton.

Despite the fact that you aren't giving any reason to leave, if you don't like the place then I guess it's OK if you want to do so. Goodbye.

At 9/17/09 04:56 PM, PossiblePancakes wrote: If you guys need anything you can hit me up on AIM or through PM. In fact, Eagle and I were suggesting maybe playing a little bit of Counter-Strike tonight, hosted by EagleRock himself. So if you want to have a good time tonight, hang out with some fellow EGB members then go ahead and ask us for the server info, kick back and have a few brews.

Hi Pancakes, nice to see you. EagleRock posted the server info a couple of pages back. It's good if you want to have some fun, but since I live down here at South America I think I would have a lot of latency if I tried to join. I'm not that good at CS anyway (it's been a while since I stopped playing it regularly), even though I know that it really doesn't matter.

Anyway, I still think that I'll try getting online to that server to check if I have too much latency or not.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-09-17 19:50:25


At 9/17/09 04:56 PM, PossiblePancakes wrote: Hello, everybody, I'm PossiblePancakes. I know most of you here have never seen me before, but I've been here for a while. Mostly lurking in the background, but I've been a member for about 800-900 pages. Anyway, I've been a TON more active in recent days thanks to Eagle, so I'm going to be around for a while.

Assuming I don't have to cattle-prod your ass to make a post every now and again, this should be a good thing :-)

If you guys need anything you can hit me up on AIM or through PM. In fact, Eagle and I were suggesting maybe playing a little bit of Counter-Strike tonight, hosted by EagleRock himself. So if you want to have a good time tonight, hang out with some fellow EGB members then go ahead and ask us for the server info, kick back and have a few brews.

See you around!

I think it'd be fun to hit up some CS...all skill levels welcome! We play CS Source, and the server name is chode.eagleworld.net. The server is pretty powerful and is on a good ISP, so it should be an enjoyable experience for all! Hit me up on AIM (EagleRock14p70p) or through a PM if you want to join, so I know when to connect (and reboot into Windows...)

At 9/17/09 06:16 PM, Ismael92 wrote: Hi Pancakes, nice to see you. EagleRock posted the server info a couple of pages back.

I did? Maybe like 300 pages back... :-P

It's good if you want to have some fun, but since I live down here at South America I think I would have a lot of latency if I tried to join. I'm not that good at CS anyway (it's been a while since I stopped playing it regularly), even though I know that it really doesn't matter.

We're all out of practice. If anything, we'll just beat up a bunch of bots so everyone can have fun...I've had people in China connect to my server with relatively low latency, so I'm imaging you have a good shot...

Anyway, I still think that I'll try getting online to that server to check if I have too much latency or not.

Great! We'll see how it goes!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-09-17 23:22:13


At 9/17/09 03:05 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Hey Byte, I really do hope you continue to write your fanfic despite Krev leaving the EGB. It's just too damn good not to continue. Please do continue.

While I am saddened that Krev is leaving the barracks, I don't think she's going to fall off the face of the earth and not keep in touch. I'll be checking in on her via PM and AIM and e-mail from time to time, just to make sure she's okay. As for my fanfic, I am currently writing chapter 3, and it will continue to the end. Just had a few business meetings these past days / evenings, and that's cut into my "free" time. Krev will still be "active" in my story, but in the end ...well, you'll just have to read it for yourself.

I can tell you this - even after the prologue and 3 longish chapters, I'm maybe 25-30% through the story. When it's finished, I'd like it to be worthy of the "lit portal" whenever that happens - and, of course, be a decent story for the EGB website.

There'll be more out this weekend, I promise. And Krev, if you're reading this, please remember that Lizz, Porkchop and I will be missing you, so don't disappear, ok? (unless you get sucked into a portal into an alternate universe!)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-09-17 23:44:34


As well as myself. A future CSI in the making that is. As well as a fellow science nut.

speaking of nuts....

Check out this PM I got about an hour and 20 minutes ago. Eagle and Supra have already seen this, but this is still damn funny.

The Elite Guard Barracks


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-09-18 06:53:41


Hello again PossiblePancakes its been a while but I remember you from the Barracks, you changed your name but then changed it back again! Good to see you back again on here. I found another unsuitable flash by an alt of ScaryMovieGuy ,he has submitted stolen games and I think is know for breaking the rules.

Shows real sex by the look of it not the worst I have seen but still not suitable

Off topic you write lots of stories on here I love GTA4 on XBox 360. Maybe I should pay to XBox live that so I can download some of the GTA parts.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-09-18 08:31:48


At 9/18/09 07:21 AM, Lizzardis wrote:
At 9/18/09 07:20 AM, phantomlassuk wrote: You beat me to it now this got blammed the other day and he has submitted both movies which look the same without changes.
Heh.

I think we should keep a look out for this guy...It seems he isn't going to stop...Hmm.

Tru dat and anyways how much did I miss?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-09-18 12:48:53


Since I don't want to linger on sad topics like Krev leaving, or boring topics like spam, I'm going to start a conversation.

So, being that this is my senior year of high school, I'm slacking off. I only have 2 classes this semester and I TA for another. That means that I get home by 12:30 every day. Which means that I don't have to eat a bagged lunch or cafeteria food anymore. Of course, that also means that I have to come home and be creative.

I'm starting to cook Rachel Ray's recipes.

And to tell you the truth, I think it's great. I get to cook, which is an invaluable skill later in life, and eat something relatively exciting everyday. Yesterday I had this scrambled egg sandwich, which was amazing.

Sure, I can only cook what I got around the house and substitute ingredients (a lot), but it's still great to do. Once I've secured and budgeted some money, I'm going to get some food for other recipes, like ground beef or, if I have a particularly large amount of money, some steak. The list is endless on what I can do.

Anyone else like to cook, or at least have a recipe that they like?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-09-18 13:07:10


At 9/17/09 07:50 PM, EagleRock wrote:
At 9/17/09 06:16 PM, Ismael92 wrote: Hi Pancakes, nice to see you. EagleRock posted the server info a couple of pages back.
I did? Maybe like 300 pages back... :-P

Well, if 300 means five, then yes. 300 pages back.

It's good if you want to have some fun, but since I live down here at South America I think I would have a lot of latency if I tried to join. I'm not that good at CS anyway (it's been a while since I stopped playing it regularly), even though I know that it really doesn't matter.
We're all out of practice. If anything, we'll just beat up a bunch of bots so everyone can have fun...I've had people in China connect to my server with relatively low latency, so I'm imaging you have a good shot...

People from China? Well, then maybe I'll be able to play decently.

At 9/18/09 12:48 PM, TheThing wrote: Anyone else like to cook, or at least have a recipe that they like?

I can't say I like cooking, because I don't even know any recipe. I do cook for myself sometimes, but usually it's just basic stuff.

But yeah, being able too cook anything you want to can be great if you have everything necessary (ingredients, etc).

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-09-18 13:47:14


Yea, although that kind of chit-chat really belongs in the NG Cooking Club. But speaking of sammiches, I made one this morning.

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BBQed pork, egg, and cheese
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Take one porkchop (no, not our friend Porkchop, lmao) and cut it into pieces.
have your pan preheating get the eggs out of the fridge along with BULL'S-EYE bbq sauce and extra sharp cheddar cheese.

Once the pan is done heating up, put in the pork and season with salt and pepper.
Push the pork to one side of the pan and put some butter on the other side.
Crack the eggs open and then as soon as the white starts cooking, scramble the eggs.
When you've done that, put the eggs in a small bowl and then finish cooking the pork and after about 3-5 minutes, put on the bbq sauce.
Then cut the cheese and place that on the pork and allow to melt. When the cheese is melted, put the egg back in the pan and mix everything together. Add more cheese, and let cheese melt. Then when it is all good and cheesy, serve on bread with a spatula.

And there you have it, a pork, egg, and cheese sandwich.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-09-18 16:28:36


Here's my recipe:

1 (18.25 oz) package chocolate cake mix
1 can prepared coconut frosting
3/4 cups vegetable oil
4 large eggs
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
3/4 cup butter or margarine, softened
2/3 cups granulated sugar
3 large eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
2 cups all purpose flour
2/3 cups cocoa
1/4 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon baking powder
1/3 cups water
1 to 2 (6 oz each) vanilla frosting

Tell me if you can figure out what this is...

Oh wait a minute, is ISN'T the NG Cooking Club? Damn.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-09-18 16:43:04


You guys are so lucky you know how to cook, as I'm stuck with simple things like heating stuff up and following prepared instructions.

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I'm a talented cook when it comes to cereal. Everything else, expect a fire drill.

Look what the kitty dragged into the portal...


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