Wow lots of very talented story writers here you have got some impressive stuff by the look of it. Anyway your Sig is cool SlntCobra1 I like the bold letters. Congrats Frank-The-Hedgehog on reaching Supreme Commander, a rank I will not see for years at my b/p rate! Cool to see EagleRock is back here again I wish I was good enough to write a story, but alas I don't think my grammar up to much. Shame really I guess writing fan fiction not my thing I like to report flashes or flag reviews. Anyway he is back again and I'm keeping an eye on him.

http://genderless-hooker.newgrounds.com/

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At 9/14/09 09:09 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Ask and thou shalt receive.

*MASSIVE FACEPALM*

Also, I'll just leave this here: Barracks Under Fire - Chapter 23

At 9/14/09 09:57 PM, EagleRock wrote: *MASSIVE FACEPALM*

Not so much a facepalm; more like a "why?"

Speaking of penises and possible facepalms, check out The new TheThing original.

Please do not bring any discussion of my story here. Leave it to PMs or Comments. Unless you want to leave broad, general statements (like "wow, your story is,...just wow" or "That's one of the dirtiest things I've read"), that stuff should be kept outside of this place.

At 9/14/09 09:37 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Cool to see EagleRock is back here again I wish I was good enough to write a story, but alas I don't think my grammar up to much. Shame really I guess writing fan fiction not my thing I like to report flashes or flag reviews. Anyway he is back again and I'm keeping an eye on him.

http://genderless-hooker.newgrounds.com/


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Yeah it's been active lately, well as far as I've noticed. To tell you the truth, it isn't as bad as it was made out to be, and I feel guilty at laughing at some of it's crude, offensive humor. I might as well help you out in keeping an eye on it, just in case Genderless does something even more over the edge with his spam. Good find, Phantomlassuk!

I might wright a small story about fun and adventure. I mean I already have a large enough vocabulary and a pretty good handle on storylines. Maybe I'll give it a shot. I will guarantee this much,
it will involve some in depth characters, and personalities that go farther than they appear. This is if I get into this kind of [material].

/me reporting for enlistment.

or something like that.
just saw the thread and thought why not, ive got nothing better to do!

At 9/14/09 10:17 PM, Lokireloaded wrote: /me reporting for enlistment.

or something like that.
just saw the thread and thought why not, ive got nothing better to do!

Hi there, citizen. I'm glad you found the Barracks interesting, but I regret to inform you do not currently meet the requirements for membership. To be considered for the Elite Guard Barracks, you must be of Private rank or higher (2500+ B/P), and have an advanced whistle (Bronze or higher).

Anyone over the rank of Security Guard (400+ B/P) can apply to the Newgrounds Police Headquarters, where they can work on their B/P'ing, whistling, and other skills until they reach Private.

If you have any questions about Newgrounds, the NGPD/EGB, or anything, feel free to PM me.

At 9/14/09 10:09 PM, SupraAddict wrote: This is if I get into this kind of [material].

Writing isn't something that you can pick up and be good at it. It takes a lot of practice. In all honesty, start out with erotica. It really is a good way to practice writing. I started there, Slash started there (although he hasn't really moved from it, just got better at it), and a few other people I can't think of have.

It's good because A) Story and dialogue are easy to make up, B) You'll get a lot of exposure (especially on Newgrounds and the internet in general) C) You can pump out a bunch of stuff relatively quickly, which is a good way to see what works and what doesn't.

Now, I don't have all the answers, and this way may not be the best. But I find it's a good way to start off.

While we appreciate your enthusiasm, you need to have 2500 B/P points, the rank of Private and a bronze whistle or better.

I can direct you to the NGPD. The requirements for joining them are 50 posts or more, of good quality and the rank of Portal Security which is 400 B/P.

Good quality = STAY AWAY FROM GENERAL!!!!!

I think I'll take my cue from Al Pacino....

At 9/14/09 11:42 PM, byteslinger wrote: I think I'll take my cue from Al Pacino....

Holy crap that's funny...

Anyway, here's Chapter 24, anxiously awaited: Barracks Under Fire - Chapter 24

At 9/6/09 01:23 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote:

At 9/6/09 04:33 AM, Coop83 wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/51 0681
A little racist here

Looking at the author and what was done to his page, right down to the Duke comment that stiff (who may or may not be Snaws) keeps posting on people's pages, and looking in my PM box and seeing these two messages from M-Bot pertaining to review deletion (one of which is a permaban from Canas with the description "aaaa", has Wade cleared these yet? I want to re-write that review for Toss the Turtle), I'm guessing that Levon and Friends just went on a yeeking spree, ending in a few more golden auras dropped. Another day, another moment where spammers show that they have no idea what real trolling is. Real trolling takes finesse, something Levon et al. never show. Like I said, look at Kitty Krew drama from 07. Not only did they get as much a reaction for a few Flash as the DD is getting for a few compromised mod accounts, but Wade comes on and reverses the Ducks' damage, meaning the people have more faith in Wade Fulp than ever before, while the KK stuff stayed right where it was in the Portal. If the Ducks are actually trying to be more harmful than a housefly, they're failing miserably.

Okay so effortlessly submitting motion tweened penises with the same fuzzy kitten image 400 times with KK tags and _______ HENTAI in the title really is your definition of "successful trolling" and getting mods de-modded is effortless and easy? What the fuck are you smoking? That's like saying a 6 year old's crayon drawings are great but the Mona Lisa is utter shit, you're a fucking dipshit. Whatever delusional retarded idea you've got of what "trolling" is is wrong, and you're a fucking idiot.

At 9/15/09 12:23 AM, boof wrote: Okay so effortlessly submitting motion tweened penises with the same fuzzy kitten image 400 times with KK tags and _______ HENTAI in the title really is your definition of "successful trolling" and getting mods de-modded is effortless and easy? What the fuck are you smoking? That's like saying a 6 year old's crayon drawings are great but the Mona Lisa is utter shit, you're a fucking dipshit. Whatever delusional retarded idea you've got of what "trolling" is is wrong, and you're a fucking idiot.

You're missing the point. I measured the same level of reaction to the DD now that I measured for the KK in 07 (the Egoraptor hacking was comparable to the co-author exploit of January 08). And here's the rub: for the most part, they stayed around. Anything and everything your Brigade of Butt-Buddies did was reversed as soon as an admin got on to do it. I never said it was effortless or easy to get KaynSlamdyke and the rest demodded, but rather that in combination with the efforts your pals have put in, they'd probably also want a feeling of "And there's nothing you or anybody can do about it!" if they would think that far ahead. The KK got that and the same reaction with a few shitty submissions, the Ducks didn't get that at all. After all, in the end trolling's all about the reaction, and they got the same of that PLUS the cumulative effect of having whole "generations" (if I may use such a term) oppose them PLUS they didn't make Wade seem like the answer to everyone's problems like the mod-hacking does. You're strengthening the Newgrounds establishment in the eyes of the BBS community, you know, making Wade and Poozy seem like heroes. What you're doing is similar to when I had that anti-spam petition: it's accomplishing exactly the opposite of its intent. The main difference being that Wade has INTERNET POWARZ LOL, and spammers don't.

Damn if the portal ain't slow this afternoon. Speaking of slow, I would've expected at least some chatting or whatever in here over the last 7 hours and 20 minutes.

It's quiet, too quiet. HE'S QUICK, BE CAREFUL!!! DO A BARREL ROLL!

A BARREL ROLL, DO ONE!

o_0

being bored sucks

I made a "quoted" pyramid.

At 9/15/09 04:06 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Damn if the portal ain't slow this afternoon. Speaking of slow, I would've expected at least some chatting or whatever in here over the last 7 hours and 20 minutes.

It's quiet, too quiet. HE'S QUICK, BE CAREFUL!!! DO A BARREL ROLL!

A BARREL ROLL, DO ONE!

o_0

being bored sucks

I made a "quoted" pyramid.

I've been busy at work and working on the story. I'm still recently back from a long stint of inactivity, so I'm kinda out of topics...i guess I could reinstate the DEFCON system for some more regular topics, but only in my other posts (just a DEFCON post is a bit too post + 1).

Speaking of that, I'm calling DEFCON 4. Portal's kinda slow, even for a weekday.

At 9/15/09 04:06 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Damn if the portal ain't slow this afternoon. Speaking of slow, I would've expected at least some chatting or whatever in here over the last 7 hours and 20 minutes.

You do realize that some people have jobs, school, and general work that need to be done before they can go on Newgrounds.

Also, since it got put at the bottom of the previous page, meh nu storeh!

****STOLEN FLASH ALERT****

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Clearly it's Spongebob.

OBVIOUS STOLEN FLASH IS OBVIOUS!!!

At 9/15/09 06:18 PM, TheThing wrote: You do realize that some people have jobs, school, and general work that need to be done before they can go on Newgrounds.

Ya, school has taken over alot of my time and leaving a small amount for newgrounds. Now i have time from about 8:00 and anything after that, about 3 hours and a small amout of time when i get home around 4:00. i'm just tired and don't feel the need to post, when i could lay down for a hour. The portal has been slow, i would not know since i have not been watching it like i usually did some days during the summer.

Speaking of school, I'm using the time I have during my art history class to post on NG again. School has been taking up most of my life lately. On Tuesdays I have 9 hours of class, but art history is pretty much useless.. sooo I decided to do something productive! I just read over a large number of posts that I missed; it's pretty cool to see the return of Eagle Rock. Sucks to hear about further hackings, but life goes on. I have been depositing lately, but it's time to start b/p voting again, so you guys should be seeing a bit more of me ;)

HOLY SHIT!!!!!

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At 9/15/09 07:46 PM, KidneyThief wrote: Speaking of school, I'm using the time I have during my art history class to post on NG again. School has been taking up most of my life lately. On Tuesdays I have 9 hours of class, but art history is pretty much useless.. sooo I decided to do something productive! I just read over a large number of posts that I missed; it's pretty cool to see the return of Eagle Rock. Sucks to hear about further hackings, but life goes on. I have been depositing lately, but it's time to start b/p voting again, so you guys should be seeing a bit more of me ;)

Excuse me?? It's "EagleRock" not "Eagle Rock." That's grounds for dismissal, PVC! Now report to the mess immediately for KP!

AND GIVE ME BACK MY KIDNEY!

:-) Nice again to meet new faces here at the Barracks! Also, for those following the story, Chapter 25 is drafted, and I'm currently polishing it up. I should get it out tonight!

Geez Eagle, he didn't know that, go easy on him, besides, shouldn't you be in immense pain or at least on Oxycodone for post-op? lmao

BTW, which kidney did he take? The left or the right?

</idiocy>

I've just finished chapters 1-4 and I like what I'm reading so far Eagle. SLOW THE FUCK WITH PUTTING THEM OUT!!! lmao. jk, keep it up.

All this talk about what everyone's writing is making me wonder, should I get back to Kylapharos and Finwariel (for those unaware, it's a novel I'm writing)? I did just see again one of the girls who provided inspiration for at least what happened to Finwariel. Or should I make some Hindu god/Touhou rape fanfic instead? I've had Shiva going through Gensokyo in my mind for months now.

At 9/15/09 07:58 PM, EagleRock wrote: Excuse me?? It's "EagleRock" not "Eagle Rock." That's grounds for dismissal, PVC! Now report to the mess immediately for KP!

Oh dear god, KP Duty.
RUN.

Also: The Eagles Rock.

Seven Bridges Road <3

At 9/15/09 10:46 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: Oh dear god, KP Duty.
RUN.

:-)

Also: The Eagles Rock.

Seven Bridges Road <3

Yeah, they do...not the reason for my Internet handle, but they're awesome nonetheless. Gotta love Hotel California!

Oh yeah, I'll just leave this here: Barracks Under Fire - Chapter 25

Hey, fans, Chapter 2 is now up on the BBS - enjoy!

Chapter 2: Schism

SlntCobra looked at everyone else, brought his index finger to his temple, and spun it, making the "she's as crazy as a shithouse rat" motion just out of Byte's field of vision.

OMFG!! You have got me DOWN FUCKING PAT Byte, how DID YOU FIGURE OUT MY PERSONALITY AND QUIRKS SO FAST?! I am in in just utter shock and awe at you uncanny ability to read people. It's just absolutely astounding, when I read that sentence, I literally felt my mouth go agape and flung my arms up in surprise.

ALL HAIL QUEEN BYTE AND HER ABILITY TO READ PEOPLE! *bows*

I tell ya, it's like you're reading my frickin' mind and the things I would do and say. It's uncanny.

famous shit-eatin' grin.

Real mature. Real funny. Yea, that part didn't sit well with me. >_<

crack sharpshooter

Now that more than makes up for the shit-eatin' grin remark.

Could you please answer me as to how you're able to get everyone's personality type pretty much down pat just from seeing how they act on the internet?

At 9/15/09 11:41 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote:

OMFG!! You have got me DOWN FUCKING PAT Byte, how DID YOU FIGURE OUT MY PERSONALITY AND QUIRKS SO FAST?! I am in in just utter shock and awe at you uncanny ability to read people. It's just absolutely astounding, when I read that sentence, I literally felt my mouth go agape and flung my arms up in surprise.

Could you please answer me as to how you're able to get everyone's personality type pretty much down pat just from seeing how they act on the internet?

To be honest, it's something I've learned over a long period of time as a consultant. In short conversations, most people really don't expose their true selves. They tend to be defensive, and only say what they think is important. But every once in a while, a little bit of themselves slip out. Over time, if you pay attention to the patterns of what a person says, how they talk, and their general attitude, you can begin to edit out the small talk and fluff, and get a feel for who they really are. Also, people tend to be more "themselves" in humorous situations - they let their personality filters down, and you get to see more of the real deal.

Here, in the EGB, I always keep things light and funny - I make fun of everything, including myself. This usually relaxes people, and they tend to be more "free" with their responses. By reading how each person answers, the terms they use, what they say they like and dislike, you can start to get a better picture of who they generally are. No, I'm no profiler - I can't tell your deep, dark secrets. But I can make a pretty good guess to most of your more common behavioral traits.

In a nutshell, I'm paying attention to all the details. I have to do this with many of my computer clients, because half the time it's not about what they say they want in a program or on a website - it's what they're going to really like - and that's all from unspoken clues.

I hope you're enjoying the story so far - it's actually going to get better, now that I've figured out some major plot lines!

*Salutes*

At 9/15/09 07:58 PM, EagleRock wrote: Excuse me?? It's "EagleRock" not "Eagle Rock." That's grounds for dismissal, PVC! Now report to the mess immediately for KP!

AND GIVE ME BACK MY KIDNEY!

Sir yes sir! Your kidney is in the freezer next to the pudding sir!

****MALICIOUS FLASH ALERT****

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Previously Blammed:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/51 1643

Eh, it passed. I didn't see the original but I did recall seeing it in the portal before.

Perhaps I should refrain from using my whistle in the portal?