At 8/8/09 12:57 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: ****UNSUITABLE FLASH ALERT****

I know this has already passed, but I'm going to PM Wade about it.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50 6565
Shows a guy jacking off to some knock off of Numa Numa.

Oh, god. The infamous big bag. A rather commonly submitted video in times past (along with...other far more disturbing videos that you don't want to know about). Memorize the file size and you'll have fair warning.

You sure it's always 247.3 KB in size? How exactly is that always a sure thing?

Sorry for being absent for the last while, I've been all over the place lately but I should be around for the next while as before.

At 8/8/09 01:56 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: You sure it's always 247.3 KB in size? How exactly is that always a sure thing?

Back in the old days Slash was a Barney Bunch member, so it'd be wise to trust him on this one lol. Odds are that their current members will have a copy of that .swf file and will submit it over and over again with no changes, so it should retain that particular filesize.

At 8/8/09 12:57 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: ****UNSUITABLE FLASH ALERT****

I know this has already passed, but I'm going to PM Wade about it.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50 6565
Shows a guy jacking off to some knock off of Numa Numa.

Did anyone report this head cutting off vid?

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At 8/8/09 05:02 PM, Megore wrote:

At 8/8/09 12:57 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: ****UNSUITABLE FLASH ALERT****

I know this has already passed, but I'm going to PM Wade about it.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50 6565
Shows a guy jacking off to some knock off of Numa Numa.

Did anyone report this head cutting off vid?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50 6543

Looking at those two videos, and knowing what and who I do among the spammers, I can venture a guess that AlbinoBarney is either cr0m (aka Chrome-, alias just about anything with "cr0m" in it, currently cr0mfx), or one of the many cr0m imitators/impersonators that are so common among the spammers.

EVIDENCE:
Big Bag used to be cr0m's trick. He used to put some Actionscript in a Flash movie that would, after a certain length of time, switch the Flash with Big Bag, or maybe he just fileswapped it. I wouldn't know if the Barney Bunch did that too, though fileswapping for something obscene wouldn't be entirely out of character.

The second is more telling. That very same .swf of the beheading, same music and all, is at cr0m's website, specifically at http://metadefined.com/cr0m/head.swf . Indeed the original name of the submitted (fileswapped) movie was "head.swf". Oh, and the review responses are in the nearly-incomprehensible Star Syndicate-speak (cr0m is one of the SS's most prolific members).

Of course, there are many people who act like cr0m, and there is only one cr0m. Often imitated, never equaled, that's what he is. Last I checked he didn't even do that stuff anymore (he may be back at it now), though many others do in similar ways in an attempt to be even a fraction of what cr0m was.

At 8/8/09 05:02 PM, Megore wrote:

At 8/8/09 12:57 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: ****UNSUITABLE FLASH ALERT****

I know this has already passed, but I'm going to PM Wade about it.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50 6565
Shows a guy jacking off to some knock off of Numa Numa.

Did anyone report this head cutting off vid?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50 6543

Oh god. That can't be right, i just got a sick feeling in my stomach. I will pm wade as i finish writing this post. I never though the BB was like this from what i seen in the past, it looks like a bunch of newer members. I have a idea right now but i'm not sure about it. Just looking at several groups that like to post things like this are in collaboration with one another...anyone thinking the same thing?

Good news both of those submissions have been removed I sent a PM to Tom Fulp and they got removed quickly thank god. Welcome to the Barracks Caraboo. The Barney Bunch have been submitting bad stuff lately shame they have to spam horrible content. Annoyed that there are some games I cant get for my PS3 one called Warriors Orchi Z has been canned for PS3 and Saints Row annoyed that there seems to be more exclusive content on Xbox 360 ,still maybe they will release more games I like.

Would someone mind filling me in about what the [BB] was like in the past? Aside from the occasional annoyance.

At 8/9/09 05:08 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Would someone mind filling me in about what the [BB] was like in the past? Aside from the occasional annoyance.

They just submitted harmless flashes usually with microsoft sam voice overs regarding gay sex.
I have no idea why they have developed into such arse holes.

******WHOA!!!! HIGHLY UNSUITABLE FLASH ALERT******

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Shows live severing of the carotid artery in the neck.

I'm sending a PM to Wade about this. I got it, no one else need to do so, unless y'all want to.

At 8/8/09 12:30 AM, TheThing wrote:

Yeah, but the difference is that I don't have 8% body fat. I'm the kind of overweight that's not healthy. I've got a bit of a gut, and run a 8 minute, 8:30 mile at best. I'm not in terrible shape, nor do I look like a ball, but it would be nice to drop those 20 pounds or at least gain it as muscle.

You don't happen to drink soda do you? I know a guy that stopped drinking soda. Didn't do anything else at all. Didn't diet, didn't exercise, etc.. just replaced soda with water and lost 20 pounds in a year. So if you drink soda and you think you can go without it then it's an easy 20 pounds to lose. Some people have lost the 20 pounds in a few months too. I guess it just depends on how much you drink.

At 8/8/09 01:16 AM, KrevZabijak wrote: Activity heads-up, I'm only going to be on a few minutes a day to deposit EXP and vote five on a piece of my art that got 0-bombed so bad it pulled it down five pages in rank. (The orange one.)

Oh no. That hurts my feelings. Even though it's not my art your art is like my arts children because I was the one to scout you. :( I might have to stop by and give them a more honest vote than the 0 they have been getting.

******REPEAT UNSUITABLE FLASH ALERT******

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THE SAME SHIT I PUT OUT AN APB FOR YESTERDAY!!!

I'm gonna PM Wade again.

At 8/10/09 01:56 PM, Lizzardis wrote: What do you guys think?

Well, it was Blammed, so we'll never know. But I'm guessing that if it was the Barney Bunch, they would have maybe picked one that, you know, worked?

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FILE SWAP WARNING

At 8/10/09 05:34 PM, Lizzardis wrote:

At 8/10/09 05:03 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: Well, it was Blammed, so we'll never know. But I'm guessing that if it was the Barney Bunch, they would have maybe picked one that, you know, worked?

Well they did make another one which passed, and it seems to have not been file swapped.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50 6882

Slow day today, eh?

At 8/10/09 06:01 PM, Lizzardis wrote:

At 8/10/09 05:59 PM, A-Wahl wrote: Slow day today, eh?

Haha, a VERY slow day.

VERY VERY SLOW...
damn... i'm 90 points away from EGSC... but the day doesn't help at all
and i really want to get it before Clock day

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Keep your eyes peeled.

Oh dear he is making crappy flashes again he never learns does he. I see that BB got deleted if you check Underdog Of The Week is gone I guess it was stolen. Well remember the user cyberen? well it seems he been charged for murder http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1090 932. Shocking I could not get the link to work though. Well I have gotten another XBox 360 the premium one I think its white, but I have only got a 20 gig hard drive. Smaller then what it should be I found more games for this system then on ps3. Still I wont give my verdict till I've have had it for a while!

At 8/10/09 06:43 PM, Lizzardis wrote:

At 8/10/09 06:23 PM, aldlv wrote: damn... i'm 90 points away from EGSC... but the day doesn't help at all
and i really want to get it before Clock day

Good luck... at one time i was thousands of points ahead of you. Now you are at 29,910 b/p points, me i just passed 26,000. I just don't have the urge to do it anymore, i just really got the urge to post again so it may be some time before i get over 100 a week again. Maby clock day will help me thid week.

I bet things start to pick up before Clock day, so I'm sure that you will get EGSC before Clock day!

Usually the day before clock day is more populus then other days and will really pick up the pace right around 11:00 and take off by midnight.

Stolen:

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  Yogi Bear in "Pedo yogi"

  by Jayku

  Yogi Sees a picknick basket! or is it?!

  Movie

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  (Ages 13+)

Number of submissions submitted to the portal yesterday: 115
Number of submissions up for judgment in the last hour: 6

Looks like weere innn foorrrrrr aaaaaa vveeeeeeerrrrrrryyyyy ssslllloooooooooww ddddaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy.

At 8/11/09 11:32 AM, A-Wahl wrote: Number of submissions submitted to the portal yesterday: 115
Number of submissions up for judgment in the last hour: 6

Looks like weere innn foorrrrrr aaaaaa vveeeeeeerrrrrrryyyyy ssslllloooooooooww ddddaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy.

Yeah, I noticed that too - either there's a glitch in the submission portal, or all the kids took lunch break at the same time...

Or maybe everyone is saving up for Saturday? You know, like when then tide goes out fast just before a tsunami hits?

Keep a weather-eye out on the horizon - might be a storm brewin' soon...
(and yes, I just channeled my inner buccaneer!)

At 8/11/09 08:53 AM, Lizzardis wrote: That tends to happen to me with posting. Some days I just can't be bothered and I'm a complete twat in my posts, yet other days I can be bothered and I'm a really nice person to talk to.

It's just been lasting so long....since my return around june. Even before that going back to april is when i really slowed down alot. When i don't feel like posting i just don't post....well i will make a LUL list and don't comment or reply to anyone else.

Man Clock day is going to be so awesome. So when are the busiest times of Clock Day? I know that the majority of users on this site are from America, therefore I'm guessing the busiest time will be around 12pm to around 5?

Really it takes off at 12:00 midnight and the portal in inundated with 70+ under judgement submission at once...well thats what happend the last 2 years. It will stay like that for most of the night, then it will pick up again during the day; all day long.

At 8/10/09 09:25 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: . Well remember the user cyberen? well it seems he been charged for murder http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1090 932. Shocking I could not get the link to work though.

*cough*BULLSHIT*cough*

*sneezes*total bullshit*sneezes*

I CALL BULL-A-SHIT!

can i join lol's

At 8/11/09 03:46 PM, Lizzardis wrote:

At 8/11/09 03:31 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: I CALL BULL-A-SHIT!

Was all that really necessary? I mean jeez dude. It may be total bullshit but you don't have to be an ass like that.

Over reaction much? :P

At 8/11/09 03:40 PM, dirtymonkey wrote: can i join lol's

Eh, probably not. Go get yerself some stats, and come back later.

Thanks for backing me up A-Wahl.

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Careful, it has script which causes Flash Player 10 to run slowly.

At 8/11/09 01:12 PM, Lizzardis wrote: You will get the urge back. Like now, me and you are having a conversation about your posting habits and clock day. At least your posting about something and actually having a conversation.

The urge to post is there most days for me... it's more of the "i have better things to do then this" attitude then anything else. Real life just is making it's self more prominent and newgrounds is not. You would not even know what being active is unless you saw me about a year ago....i was decimating everyone in b/p points from the rank 300-200. Well i had a few weeks on the 75+ a day list. Some weeks would be well in the high 80's.

I could never have the time for that now. Your like a posting machine, 4,400+ posts and your only a 08' user. It took me alot longer to get a post count such as yours.

You just need something interesting to pop up and make you post. Such as clock day. :)

Yes this is true, there has been nothing that good to say or post in the past few days here. I have been watching, just not posting.

Sounds good to me. Just a question, apart from lock day, are there any more days that are as hectic as Clock day?

Well it's hard to say. Clock day 08' had 1,334 submissions, clock day 07' had 1,700+ submissions.[LL] day had gotten out of hand a few times. Madness day only has about 200 or so submissions, Daily day used to be pretty big; i don't know if the SS still does that. Your answer would be no.

At 8/11/09 03:52 PM, A-Wahl wrote:

At 8/11/09 03:40 PM, dirtymonkey wrote: can i join lol's

Eh, probably not. Go get yerself some stats, and come back later.

The reason why you can't join is because currently you do not meet the requirements. These are the minimum requirements for membership:

1. A Blam/Protect rank of "Private" or above (2,500 B/P minimum).
2. Advanced Whistle status (Bronze or better).
3. Sufficient posting quality (minimal one-liners, intelligent posts that contribute to threads, etc).
4. Sufficient review quality (helpful and civil, with constructive criticism, regardless of the flash or author).
5. No outstanding bans or recent disreputable behavior.
6. No zero-effort flashes (static images, single frames, tiny loops, etc) after 1 January 2009.

You can find more information about the EGB recruitment guidelines here. You may also want to read the Barracks FAQ.

Feel free to apply in the future once you meet the requirements. Meanwhile, you may want to consider joining the NGPD when you reach the Security Guard badge (400-499 B/P).
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We should always give somewhat of an in-depth explanation when someone applies to join. Giving a short response may give others a bad impression about us, and it may also scare newer people who were considering joining. As always, it's better to elaborate, being specific, and of course, it's good being kind too :)

At 8/11/09 04:28 PM, Ismael92 wrote: We should always give somewhat of an in-depth explanation when someone applies to join. Giving a short response may give others a bad impression about us, and it may also scare newer people who were considering joining. As always, it's better to elaborate, being specific, and of course, it's good being kind too :)

Okay. :D

I figured he probably wasn't serious seeing as he's and '01 user and all... and also the"lols" that he included in his post. I'll be nicer next time!

At 8/11/09 04:00 PM, idiot-buster wrote: The urge to post is there most days for me... it's more of the "i have better things to do then this" attitude then anything else. Real life just is making it's self more prominent and newgrounds is not. : I could never have the time for that now.

Ugh, boy do I know that feeling, thus explains my pretty much weekly low B/P points. I'm hoping I can at least achieve the Sergeant rank before classes start next monday. And once they start, I'm only gonna probably have time to deposit check the threads, check my email, and post here and there, but not as often as I have been. So I'm not going inactive, I'm just going to be back in school.

Your like a posting machine, 4,400+ posts and your only a 08' user. It took me a lot longer to get a post count such as yours.

Tell me about it. @_@ For those who don't know, I had back surgery the summer before I signed up. The upper part of my spine was bent 80 degrees to the right, way beyond a back splint, cast, etc. I had to go right under the blade. And I'm sure I've told many of you, that I'm really an 01 user, I've known about NG for a long ass time. I even had an account but I think it either got delete due to inactivity or something like that. So yea, I'm working my up the proverbial post count ladder.

Speaking of post count, I've seen the sig that says, "THE MORE POSTS YOU HAVE, THE BIGGER YOUR E-PENIS IS." and I was wondering, how many posts equals one inch?