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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-06 00:27:47


At 8/5/09 06:37 PM, Caraboo wrote:
At 8/5/09 06:36 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote:
At 8/5/09 06:32 PM, Caraboo wrote: So what exactly do I have to do to be in this?
You've already met the requirements (at least 2,500 B/P and a Bronze Whistle) so the only thign left to do now is wait for Slash to post. Stand by.
I'd say yes sir.. but my rank is higher than yours. Haha oh well, YES SIR!

well, obviously you don't have to call him sir (unless he pass you)... but, the 'military talking' is not so used between most of the users... it's mostly used to talk to Slash, but between the rest is more like 'normal talking'
so... don't worry, as Caraboo said, Slash post will be right away


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-06 00:31:45


At 8/6/09 12:27 AM, aldlv wrote:
I'd say yes sir.. but my rank is higher than yours. Haha oh well, YES SIR!
well, obviously you don't have to call him sir (unless he pass you)... but, the 'military talking' is not so used between most of the users... it's mostly used to talk to Slash, but between the rest is more like 'normal talking'
so... don't worry, as Caraboo said, Slash post will be right away

ok, forget what i just said...
i didn't clicked on the last page

yes, i'm stupid...

anyway, just (about) a day and the result would be ready


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-06 00:32:47


At 8/5/09 11:59 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: Are we not allowed a few posts in between the stolen/rulebreaking flash combo posts?
That's how a mod explained it to me when I was in the NGPD.

That was a small point of my whole post, i could really care less if we talk about breakfast food. It's my favorite meal of the day after all. So i like a big breakfast consisting of corn beef hash with some eggs any way will suffice,bacon,sausage and a few biscuits.... now you all know i eat like a fat ass but my weight is about 140 pounds?

Read the rest of my post though, there are so meny not active members on the roster. There are so meny members that are no longer active alot of thoes members i miss alot, i was just thinking we could give them a pm to see if they are willing to be more active or be removed from the roster. But maby a extra one since i looked at the roster almost half of it does not seem to be active or they may post once a month :::or even less:::.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-06 02:11:51


In the portal there is a lot of garbage submissions if someone would like to help me blam them, it would be much appreciated


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-06 07:25:14


At 8/5/09 09:03 AM, Lizzardis wrote:
At 8/5/09 09:00 AM, Coop83 wrote: Full English Breakfast:
*Drools*
Oh yeah thanks a lot Coop.....Now I'm hungry!

Well, I won't be having this breakfast until I'm in London for the meetup, but it's on the menu for Saturday, Sunday and Monday :)

The breakfast of champions
*Pokes muscles*.....Where do I get some of that breakfast?

Not from your muscles, that's for certain. Try the kitchen :P

At 8/5/09 10:40 PM, KrevZabijak wrote:
At 8/5/09 09:00 AM, Coop83 wrote: Full English Breakfast:
And that's what I had for breakfast today.

*Winner!*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-06 10:20:26


At 8/6/09 08:24 AM, Lizzardis wrote: I thinking that this:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50 6344
Is stolen from somewhere....Any help? It may not be stolen, it just looks fishy because the user signed up within the past week and has put out that....Hmmm.
Posted in the NGPD and EGB

I dunno, man. When I joined Newgrounds, I waited 'til I had something to submit to the portal before signing up. I think it's probably legit.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-06 10:29:06


At 8/6/09 04:08 AM, Lizzardis wrote:
At 8/6/09 12:32 AM, idiot-buster wrote: now you all know i eat like a fat ass but my weight is about 140 pounds?
I'm the same. High metabolism and all that stuff. xD
Its a gift apparently.

You guys think you know what a high metabolism is. You guys have a normal working metabolism. Try having a metabolism like mine. I'm suppose to eat between 4,000 to 5,000 calories a day to maintain weight. Any less than that and I lose weight. Being around 200 pounds and having less than 8 percent body fat helps that out though. :)

One day eating a normal day of 2,000 calories would lead to me losing about 4 pounds. I know because I did this a couple of days ago. Not only did I think I was going to starve to death the entire day I also blacked out while working. And I did lose about 4 pounds that day, but have gained it back even though it was a couple of days ago.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-06 13:44:47


Hi Guys, thought that you'd like to know that we now have two members in the Barracks within the top 30 B/Pers. Phantom of course and now myself :)

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-06 15:51:27


At 8/5/09 10:40 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: LOL @ Cobra's heart attack on a stick.

Why thank you. I try. THANK YOU, THANK YOU, I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK!

Who's up for seconds? yummeh! :P <:O

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-06 19:39:00


At 8/5/09 10:54 PM, idiot-buster wrote: Is it just me or have we been a bit off topic as of late...

Yes I have noticed some unrelated talk, but that's normal, I suppose. And as long as those posts don't take over this thread, it's OK. And a friendly reminder, we should try not to post one liners so often ;)

About old members not posting as frequently, yeah that's possible. Though I'm not really sure of who are you talking about, but eventually everyone become less active. Real life is just like that :(

At 8/5/09 11:37 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Partially my fault, as I haven't been as active in the past month or so. With Clock Day less than two weeks away, and the next housekeeping session (including the bi-annual EGB rollcall) next month, that'll be changing soon.

The next rollcall is next month already? Time goes by too fast :/

At 8/6/09 01:44 PM, Coop83 wrote: Hi Guys, thought that you'd like to know that we now have two members in the Barracks within the top 30 B/Pers. Phantom of course and now myself :)

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Good work, but actually right now you are #31 in B/P. The guy who is at #30 must have passed you after you took his place.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-06 20:35:24


At 8/6/09 10:29 AM, Fro wrote: You guys think you know what a high metabolism is. You guys have a normal working metabolism. Try having a metabolism like mine. I'm suppose to eat between 4,000 to 5,000 calories a day to maintain weight. Any less than that and I lose weight. Being around 200 pounds and having less than 8 percent body fat helps that out though. :)

8%? That's on the low end of normal, if not muscular. Of course you need to eat a lot; you have to be working out 3 times a day to be weigh that much and have such low body fat.

I, on the other hand, am 6'0" and weigh 180, but I have a BMI of 26 or 28, can't remember. Doctor says I need to drop about 20 pounds by next year.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-06 20:49:40


At 8/6/09 10:47 AM, Lizzardis wrote:
At 8/6/09 10:29 AM, Fro wrote: And I did lose about 4 pounds that day, but have gained it back even though it was a couple of days ago.
So to gain it back you would have to eat more calories than you actually need? So say...around 6000 calories....Surly that isn't healthy, even for someone with high metabolism.

Well.. its proportional to a normal diet if you think about it. You eat as many calories as you burn and you maintain weight. It's no different at any level. I eat 4,000 calories because that's about how many I burn in a day.

At 8/6/09 01:44 PM, Coop83 wrote: Hi Guys, thought that you'd like to know that we now have two members in the Barracks within the top 30 B/Pers. Phantom of course and now myself :)

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Nice. A task that I won't ever complete because the time that I get up there the totals will have risen so much I won't even been close. Also, I haven't seen Phantom in a long time. Saw him post in the Medal thread not too long ago though.

At 8/6/09 08:35 PM, TheThing wrote:
8%? That's on the low end of normal, if not muscular. Of course you need to eat a lot; you have to be working out 3 times a day to be weigh that much and have such low body fat.

A normal day for me would be doing abs, arms, legs, etc.. in the morning. Working about 10 to 12 hours of cutting wood, stacking wood, carrying, etc... and then depending on what I have to do or how much time I have I'll go for a run at night.

Not really three different workouts. More like one that never stops until I sleep or get on the computer.


I, on the other hand, am 6'0" and weigh 180, but I have a BMI of 26 or 28, can't remember. Doctor says I need to drop about 20 pounds by next year.

Of course I'm overweight too as I'm 5'11"/6'0" somewhere around there. Being over weight doesn't mean your unhealthy if you work out and lift because of course muscle weighs more than fat.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-07 04:42:13


This should not have made it through on any level. Stolen,not a flash and just plain wrong. I have PM'ed Wade but aside from that I suggest you dont watch it.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-07 04:42:58


At 8/6/09 07:39 PM, Ismael92 wrote:
At 8/6/09 01:44 PM, Coop83 wrote: Hi Guys, thought that you'd like to know that we now have two members in the Barracks within the top 30 B/Pers. Phantom of course and now myself :)
Good work, but actually right now you are #31 in B/P. The guy who is at #30 must have passed you after you took his place.

No, the site hadn't updated when I passed him ;) Now it has and it's official!

At 8/6/09 08:49 PM, Fro wrote: Nice. A task that I won't ever complete because the time that I get up there the totals will have risen so much I won't even been close. Also, I haven't seen Phantom in a long time. Saw him post in the Medal thread not too long ago though.

Well, maybe that just means he's easier to catch. I don't particularly like the guy, so it probably won't hold much fun in actually passing him. It's more fun to pass iscrulz and it will be a great honour to pass gfoxcook, when the time comes.

At 8/7/09 04:13 AM, Lizzardis wrote:
At 8/6/09 01:44 PM, Coop83 wrote: Hi Guys, thought that you'd like to know that we now have two members in the Barracks within the top 30 B/Pers. Phantom of course and now myself :)
Congratz you guys! Keep it up!

I haven't gotten this high by resting on my laurels ;) I'll keep the pace up :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-07 06:19:27


I wondered when he would come again so Chris Beer back. I will report it and to the flash Emitter I'm not sure I will look into it. Still the abusive reviews are a good bonus. Update I'm not getting a XBox 360 now I played on my sisters one and found that the control pad was not as good and the graphics the same. I love the Sony pad anything wish it still had more games for it though. Clockday is soon another week or so love Clocks anyway.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-07 12:45:54


At 8/7/09 04:42 AM, Coop83 wrote:
At 8/6/09 07:39 PM, Ismael92 wrote: Good work, but actually right now you are #31 in B/P. The guy who is at #30 must have passed you after you took his place.
No, the site hadn't updated when I passed him ;) Now it has and it's official!

Oh I didn't notice that, but I see it right now, you're #30 :D Good work!

At 8/7/09 06:19 AM, phantomlassuk wrote: Update I'm not getting a XBox 360 now I played on my sisters one and found that the control pad was not as good and the graphics the same. I love the Sony pad anything wish it still had more games for it though.

Yeah, the Xbox360 and the PS3 are pretty much the same. The biggest difference when it comes to the games catalog is that some games are exclusive to one console. I never got my hands on a Xbox, but I feel pretty comfortable with the PS controller.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-07 12:49:19


Caraboo has been accepted into the Barracks by unanimous decision. Welcome aboard!

First thing you should do is register at our forums. Make sure you sign up with your NG alias, and PM me with the e-mail account you've registered with (so I can be sure it's actually you), and I'll validate you and grant you full access.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-07 16:16:01


Hallo, Caraboo! Nice to have you on the team, if you're ever in need of special arrangements Byte will most certainly help you out (even if unsolicited). Head on over to the Invision boards, hit us with a little introductory love, and she (and maybe Porkchop, too) will deal with you promptly.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-07 16:26:29


Duck Division alert. This is the exact same movie posted last night at 2am that was later swapped with

a guy having his head cut off

(eulogy page so you can see the reviews, not the video itself)

I'm not saying you should flag it but I sure as hell am. Does anyone know where the original stick fight is from?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-07 16:44:45


At 8/7/09 04:16 PM, A-Wahl wrote: Hallo, Caraboo! Nice to have you on the team, if you're ever in need of special arrangements Byte will most certainly help you out (even if unsolicited). Head on over to the Invision boards, hit us with a little introductory love, and she (and maybe Porkchop, too) will deal with you promptly.

I'm still sore from last time.
:3
Also, working on trying to get free shit with alt e-mail accounts.
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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-07 17:07:30


At 8/7/09 12:49 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Caraboo has been accepted into the Barracks by unanimous decision. Welcome aboard!

First thing you should do is register at our forums. Make sure you sign up with your NG alias, and PM me with the e-mail account you've registered with (so I can be sure it's actually you), and I'll validate you and grant you full access.

Woohooo! Hey guys!

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Welcome, Caraboo!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-07 20:17:18


At 8/7/09 12:45 PM, Ismael92 wrote:
At 8/7/09 04:42 AM, Coop83 wrote: No, the site hadn't updated when I passed him ;) Now it has and it's official!
Oh I didn't notice that, but I see it right now, you're #30 :D Good work!

The problem that comes now is that I need to try and stay ahead of him, with my pace being dramatically reduced due to my presence at the meetup.

Oh well, I can always pass him again.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-07 21:51:28


Welcome to the Barracks Caraboo!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-08 00:30:25


At 8/6/09 08:49 PM, Fro wrote:
I, on the other hand, am 6'0" and weigh 180, but I have a BMI of 26 or 28, can't remember. Doctor says I need to drop about 20 pounds by next year.
Of course I'm overweight too as I'm 5'11"/6'0" somewhere around there. Being over weight doesn't mean your unhealthy if you work out and lift because of course muscle weighs more than fat.

Yeah, but the difference is that I don't have 8% body fat. I'm the kind of overweight that's not healthy. I've got a bit of a gut, and run a 8 minute, 8:30 mile at best. I'm not in terrible shape, nor do I look like a ball, but it would be nice to drop those 20 pounds or at least gain it as muscle.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-08 01:16:45


Activity heads-up, I'm only going to be on a few minutes a day to deposit EXP and vote five on a piece of my art that got 0-bombed so bad it pulled it down five pages in rank. (The orange one.)

Wish I could be helpful to the portal watching, but it won't be a long away time. Though, I'll be available via AIM 24/7 and I'll try and make myself sit in the portal on Clock Day. (What day is that again? 18? 16? somethin?)
So if anything neat goes down in the forums, this thread, the portal, or a new game gets medals, I'd love it if a buddy, or anyone, messages me.
AIM is my NG name, Yahoo is KrevZabijak@ymail.com, MSN is Deadpool_@live.com

Hugs and choice of drinks all around.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-08 03:14:19


wow we got i didn't think there was enough people on :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-08 04:58:14


At 8/8/09 04:55 AM, Techno wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50 6581
Ren n' Stimpy

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sorry guys, i know i don't meet the requirements of this club yet, but i don't know about this. if he changed the audio, then it's his own work right? either way it SHOULD get blammed, so whatevs. i'm just curious about what qualifies as stealing copyrighted material.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-08 05:10:37


At 8/8/09 05:06 AM, Techno wrote:
At 8/8/09 04:58 AM, michelinman wrote: rah
He didn't change the audio. :\

the flash is like 3 seconds long, so it's hard to tell. haha. i listened to it a bunch of times. i'm gonna blow the whistle, but i highly doubt it's gonna make it past submission because, well, it sucks.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-08-08 12:57:01


****UNSUITABLE FLASH ALERT****

I know this has already passed, but I'm going to PM Wade about it.

Shows a guy jacking off to some knock off of Numa Numa.


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