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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-28 00:48:58


How your life messed up?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-28 01:51:57


Well, I'm currently pulling an all-nighter for a research project that's due in about 8 hours. Wish me luck.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-28 09:30:51


At 7/28/09 12:02 AM, TheThing wrote: So, anyone got anything besides spam to talk about? My life is kind of boring right now, besides the fact that it's a complete mess.

I got a philosophical question for you all, what came first? The chicken or the egg?...I'm being serious.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-28 09:54:56


At 7/28/09 09:30 AM, Calipe wrote:
At 7/28/09 12:02 AM, TheThing wrote: So, anyone got anything besides spam to talk about? My life is kind of boring right now, besides the fact that it's a complete mess.
I got a philosophical question for you all, what came first? The chicken or the egg?...I'm being serious.

God, duh.

I have nothing interesting to talk about. I've just woke up and I have a headache :(

Also, in case someone didn't see it, the 2009 Midyear Bbs Awards: Nomination is up! It's being run by a fellow EGB member, Rohan :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-28 12:46:42


At 7/28/09 11:46 AM, Lizzardis wrote:
At 7/28/09 01:51 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote: Well, I'm currently pulling an all-nighter for a research project that's due in about 8 hours. Wish me luck.
Good luck. What are you researching?

How culture has impacted Malaysia. I finished it by the way, and couldn't believe I actually did 4 pages in such a short time. I only got 4 hours of sleep, but I'm a veteran of such affairs, and can function just fine.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-28 14:17:04


At 7/28/09 12:02 AM, TheThing wrote: So, anyone got anything besides spam to talk about? My life is kind of boring right now, besides the fact that it's a complete mess.

well, I just found out that one of my threads was locked-12 pages too, so that's a bit depressing for me. Other than that, there's nothing.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-28 15:54:30


Stolen flash:

Original.

Don't be fooled by the username, it's just another throwaway BB alt stealing stuff from Deviantart. The website credited doesn't exist yet either.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-28 16:32:59


I really hope I get my job application approved at GameStop here in Hillsborough, NC. It'd be a highly welcomed part-time job change from where I'm working now. Not as much stress, nor anxiety for me to deal with on a weekly basis. That and I'd be inside all day, in the A/C and keeping the shelves clean and whatnot. That and it's rarely busy as it is. Except maybe during the Christmas season. Other than that, it's slow as hell.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-28 16:59:50


Trust me, it will be a much welcomed change.

Back dining room

Register and kitchen entrance (sorry for the size, it's the biggest I could find)

Front of the place

And it can only hold up to a maximum of like 69 people total, employees included. When I've seen more than that at one time, it is a FIRE HAZARD! It gets busy as shit. I would gladly welcome the shift from Allen & Son to GameStop.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-28 17:10:32


****MALICIOUS FLASH ALERT****

Re-submitted:

Already submitted:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-28 17:49:47


Nice catches SInt. And hey, at least you can find someone who will take applications. Here in Rhode Island it's damn near impossible to find a job ANYWHERE. State unemployment is a little over 12% over here, we're the worst in the Union!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-28 17:56:58


At 7/28/09 05:49 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote: Nice catches SInt. And hey, at least you can find someone who will take applications. Here in Rhode Island it's damn near impossible to find a job ANYWHERE. State unemployment is a little over 12% over here, we're the worst in the Union!

MA is one of the worst in the country. Employers hate me, I don't understand why.. or computers hate me considering everywhere has you apply online which is the dumbest idea I have seen in quite awhile. Online interviews leave way too much grey area, and removes the personal aspects that you will be using on the job. It is a very poor way to evaluate job candidates in my opinion.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-28 17:59:48


****POSSIBLE FILE SWAP ALERT****

Heads up guys. Keep an eye on this one.

And yea, I wouldn't think that up north you could much of anything for a job on account of AIG and the Big 3 fucking the economy.

pic is relevant and funny.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-28 18:20:26


Possible, nope its going to be.

Its from somone using that 10 minute email.

Its better to just flag it heres a original http://www.realmofdarkness.net/sounds/ta kei/takei-soundboard.htm


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-28 18:38:01



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-28 21:19:53


Voting is over, and silentisdeath16 is accepted into the Barracks. Welcome aboard! First thing you should do is register at our forums. Be sure to use your NG alias for sign-up, and PM me the e-mail address you'll be using to register (so I know it's actually you and not one of our less-than-friendly antagonists). I'll then validate you and give you full access.

In other news, damn, as others have mentioned, the Portal is in kind of a dull slump lately. Submission rate is kinda "bleh", and while there's a healthy amount (or rather, unhealthy amount) of stolen flash being submitted and attempted fileswaps by a new incarnation of the Barney Bunch (in this former BB member's opinion, rather less exciting than the old version), it's all small-time stuff.

I suppose we should be glad that the DD has collapsed into a barely-active and small-scale group, but meh, it is kinda boring (hence why I haven't been very active lately). Hopefully a new flash group will soon fill in the power vacuum, and be controversial (without being rulebreaking) and hilarious. Maybe this incarnation of the BB will mutate into that over time. Or maybe not. Well, at least the mod-hijacking has stopped.

...now I'm hoping the Lit Portal comes more than ever, because that WILL give me an incentive to NG a shitload more often.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-28 21:56:51


Congrats Silent.
The portal really has been slow lately. Although I can't say it is a very bad thing, considering I have been posting quite a bit more in the forums. Because of that I feel my writing is improving.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-28 22:09:03


At 7/28/09 11:46 AM, Lizzardis wrote:
At 7/27/09 09:11 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: It weird I'm using Safari because I'm sick of fucking FireFox ,the stupid browser kept crashing and it was making my Mac slow anyone else had this problem?
No I don't and I use it all the time. What add-ons did you have? When abouts was it crashing? What pages I

Not sure I don't know but I have changed to Camino because its very close to FireFox. I found that it was crashing when I loaded up pages, and shutting down I had to force quit. I was getting Beach Balls that is a mac version of crashing. It was getting worse over time. Add on I'm not sure. Shame as I been using FireFox for over a year and liked it. Your lucky I hope my Mac not had it. BB are annoying DD are quiet but I would not count on that for very long giving there track record.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-28 22:25:43


At 7/28/09 09:56 PM, KidneyThief wrote: Congrats Silent.

Why the hell are you congratulating me? I've been here for a while now. rofl, all joke aside, howdy SilentDeath. DROP AND GIVE ME 20! lmao, jk jk, seriously, welcome dude.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-28 23:46:03


Welcome to the Barracks, silentisdeath16!

As for the Portal, yeah it's been in quite the slump lately. So slow, in fact, that I've had time to go over pages of flashes and look for reviews. I come back and a grand total of 5 flashes have appeared.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-29 07:56:43


Welcome Silent, let's hope you keep fighting the portal with us for years to come :D

Hey Slash, I'm also really dying for the lit portal because I have a lot of short stories and books I have written (thats right, books) that I want to submit. I love writing and literature in general.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-29 12:03:22


Slide show with stolen images:

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-29 12:55:07


At 7/28/09 10:25 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Why the hell are you congratulating me? I've been here for a while now. rofl, all joke aside, howdy SilentDeath. DROP AND GIVE ME 20! lmao, jk jk, seriously, welcome dude.

Haha! Oh no! Name conflict! Since the portal is so slow, maybe I will work on my animation a lot tonight so you guys have something decent to vote on soon. ;)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-29 14:22:55


Stolen flash alert! another one of those BB file swaps

Original

http://donovon2001.deviantart.com/art/Bo wser-Likes-to-Move-It-40873525?offset=50

and no there's no way that's the creator because he already has an account http://donovon2001.newgrounds.com/


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-29 16:50:02


Has anyone figured out what the TYLDD email stands for? Also, why is it only a ten minute email, that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-29 16:59:28


Here's the aftermath of what happened after beating up dizmiz...

http://idiot-finder.newgrounds.com/news/
post/351681

Another recurring villain is back...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-29 17:48:35


****POSSIBLE STOLEN FLASH ALERT****

In the comments the author says "Original game by Bitmap Brothers."

What do y'all think about this?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-29 17:52:22


Alright, never mind, I checked the site, he's legit.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-29 18:38:17


****STOLEN FLASH ALERT****

Stolen:

I looked at the guy's profile, he doesn't link to the site below. Clearly stolen

Original:

http://www.faceplantgames.com/home/our-g ames/face-in-the-crowd

sorry for triple post.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-29 21:27:58


At 7/28/09 12:48 AM, SlntCobra1 wrote: How your life messed up?

I think I'm crazy. Legitimately insane. I sometimes don't know which way is up.

I've spent the last 3-4 months completely overworked or living out of a suitcase. My hormones have gone just as insane as I am, and I've been reduced to either stuttering or taking pauses while talking. I find it hard to get good sleep, and my social life is non-existent.

And that's just what I know about.