At 7/1/09 05:44 PM, Lizzardis wrote:

At 7/1/09 04:16 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: I'll ban him later.

http://lizzardis.newgrounds.com/news/pos t/326212

Looks like I got the same one. Dammit! Now I have to delete all of those!

uffff, I have the same problem . I'll have to delete all those comments.

http://calipe.newgrounds.com/news/post/2 96195

Rule #1 do not acknowledge spammers, this makes them orgasm inside because they are made up into two categories.

[Attention Whores] [Retarded/bored users]

I, a new recruit, should not need to point this out.

At 7/1/09 06:20 PM, SupraAddict wrote: Rule #1 do not acknowledge spammers, this makes them orgasm inside because they are made up into two categories.

[Attention Whores] [Retarded/bored users]

I, a new recruit, should not need to point this out.

I, a new recruit, agree with the new recruit. That is exactly what one should do to fight the spammers...ignore them. As a matter of fact, the one that spammed my profile never received a response from me. I acknowledge the fact that he wanted to get attention, and therefore I didn't give it to him.

Is it just me, or has the Portal been very slow as of late? I leave it for a few hours and upon my return, 5 flashes have been submitted. I would expect at least a few 10 or so slapped together spam submissions, but apparently not.

At 7/1/09 06:29 AM, Lotus wrote: Well, just checking in guys, hope all is well with you guys, and girls, keep on keeping on. <3

Dont worry,We arent going anywhere!.............Hopefully

At 7/1/09 06:26 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote: Is it just me, or has the Portal been very slow as of late? I leave it for a few hours and upon my return, 5 flashes have been submitted. I would expect at least a few 10 or so slapped together spam submissions, but apparently not.

Yea the portal has been crawling today. It seems to be on and off every other day, so I'm sure there will be a ton of new submissions tomorrow.

At 7/1/09 06:26 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote: Is it just me, or has the Portal been very slow as of late? I leave it for a few hours and upon my return, 5 flashes have been submitted. I would expect at least a few 10 or so slapped together spam submissions, but apparently not.

Well, now that the Duck Division & Faggot Federation is out of the way, the portal should go along a lot smoother. I wouldn't get used to it though, sooner or later, a new spam group should arrive...

Yes I agree the portal seems to be much slower then it has been. Welcome to the barracks calipe nice to see you here. I think TOTW is legit and its not bad either and funny. Lotus its a shame you slowed down in b/p and Newgrounds. The weather is really pissing me off I think I suffer from hay fever runny nose and eyes its sucks. The stolen content I will look up although one of them may be not stolen. The mod Dobio back again.

At 7/1/09 09:57 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Yes I agree the portal seems to be much slower then it has been. Welcome to the barracks calipe nice to see you here. I think TOTW is legit and its not bad either and funny. Lotus its a shame you slowed down in b/p and Newgrounds. The weather is really pissing me off I think I suffer from hay fever runny nose and eyes its sucks. The stolen content I will look up although one of them may be not stolen. The mod Dobio back again.

Thank you phantomlassuk I appreciate your greetings. I'll make sure I hold up to the name of the Barracks to keep newgrounds as spam-free as possible.
Today was a slow day in flash portal though; aside from the spammer earlier, it was pretty quiet.

At 7/1/09 08:05 PM, SCTE3 wrote: They'll never learn will they?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50 1835
Unsuitable, porn as usual.

That user just got deleted he posted a gay porn image I contacted the mod 36holla, and it was gone thank you to him for his fast and prompt action. I guess Wade Fulp deleting spammers I checked the obituaries and OO Owl Orchid have been deleted as well as lots of other spam http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50 1726. Not to sure what the OO did but its must have been bad.

I want to bring to the attention of the Barracks the following user, and more specifically, his reviews.

His reviews are here:

http://somenick.newgrounds.com/reviews/f lash/1

He seems to have gone on a "crap" reviewing spree. Are those reviews considered abusive?

Barracks Roster 1st July 2009
The roster was supposed to be posted this morning. Just as I finished it, I had to leave the computer and my dad fucked up the internet connection big time. I'm finally back after configuring everything up. Still with some problems, but I managed to get online.
Remember that Corky52 is now Fro.

Milestones:
byteslinger - 30,000 B/P, 25,000 Saves
RohantheBarbarian - 15,000 B/P
DumbassDude - 11,000 B/P
KrevZabijak - 9,000 B/P
Lizzardis - 5,000 B/P
SlntCobra1 - 4,000 B/P

Promotions:
byteslinger - Supreme Commander
idiot-buster - Commander
Sir-Nuts - Brig. General
RohantheBarbarian - Major
DumbassDude - Praporshchik
KrevZabijak - Sgt. First Class
Lizzardis - Sergeant
SlntCobra1 - Corporal

Entering the list:
KingExodus
SupraAddict
SCTE3
KidneyThief (formerly known as stranger14)
Calipe

The List:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Change / Username
01] 74,553 | 0,167 | 05.6 | --12.23 Phantom Sup. Com.
02] 59,125 | 1,331 | 44.4 | --0.37 Coop83 Sup. Com.
03] 56,641 | 0,514 | 17.1 | --23.07 Sentio Sup. Com.
04] 48,124 | 0,692 | 23.1 | --1.00 Idiot-Finder Sup. Com.
05] 46,987 | 0,416 | 13.9 | --41.53 Little-Rena Sup. Com.
06] 37,793 | 0,000 | 00.0 | + 0.00 EagleRock Sup. Com.
07] 34,390 | 0,022 | 00.7 | + 0.40 SlashFirestorm Sup. Com.
08] 31,792 | 1,945 | 64.8 | --20.00 byteslinger Com. 1
09] 31,459 | 0,129 | 04.3 | --1.00 Shanus Sup. Com. -1
10] 28,473 | 0,721 | 24.0 | + 9.43 Fro Com.
11] 28,435 | 0,716 | 23.9 | --20.63 aldlv Com.
12] 25,768 | 0,325 | 10.8 | + 6.87 idiot-buster Com.
13] 22,548 | 0,111 | 03.7 | + 2.67 lilhunter03 Lt. Gen.
14] 19,625 | 0,270 | 09.0 | --7.47 Sir-Nuts Brg. Gen.
15] 16,492 | 0,107 | 03.6 | --0.27 ever-vigilant Mjr.
16] 15,628 | 0,988 | 32.9 | + 0.63 RohantheBarbarian Mjr.
17] 15,203 | ???? | ???? | ???? SCTE3 Cpt. NEW
18] 13,370 | 0,007 | 00.2 | + 0.20 DarkSoldier Lt.
19] 11,297 | 1,309 | 43.6 | --3.90 DumbassDude Prap. 1
20] 10,677 | 0,000 | 00.0 | + 0.00 PantyWipe Sgt. Mjr. -1
21] 09,575 | 0,001 | 00.0 | + 0.03 Lotus Sgt. Mjr.
22] 09,086 | 1,706 | 56.9 | --5.77 KrevZabijak 1st Sgt.
23] 08,154 | ???? | ???? | ???? Calipe 1st Sgt. NEW
24] 07,369 | 0,002 | 00.1 | + 0.03 PossiblePancakes Mas. Sgt.
25] 07,263 | 0,076 | 02.5 | --0.87 TheNossinator Mas. Sgt.
26] 07,069 | 0,000 | 00.0 | --0.27 Marsupial Mas. Sgt.
27] 06,612 | 0,032 | 01.1 | --0.23 ismael92 Stf. Sgt.
28] 06,542 | 0,081 | 02.7 | + 1.50 sonofkirk Stf. Sgt.
29] 06,227 | 0,001 | 00.0 | --0.10 Shoopufzilla Stf. Sgt.
30] 06,142 | ???? | ???? | ???? SupraAddict Stf. Sgt. NEW
31] 05,856 | 0,007 | 00.2 | + 0.07 TheThing Sgt.
32] 05,815 | 0,003 | 00.1 | --0.97 HeavenDuff Sgt.
33] 05,666 | 0,075 | 02.5 | --1.03 phantomlassuk Sgt.
34] 05,471 | 0,031 | 01.0 | + 0.03 fc-thun-fan Sgt.
35] 05,137 | 0,872 | 29.1 | --1.20 Lizzardis Sgt. 1
36] 04,859 | 0,172 | 05.7 | + 3.17 SoulMaster71 Cpl. -1
37] 04,205 | 0,145 | 04.8 | --1.37 BenwaHakubi Cpl.
38] 04,001 | 1,158 | 38.6 | ???? SlntCobra1 Cpl. 2
39] 03,903 | 0,000 | 00.0 | --0.53 I-Love-Caitlyn 1st Pte. -1
40] 03,449 | ???? | ???? | ???? KingExodus 1st Pte. NEW
41] 03,345 | 0,056 | 01.9 | ???? captain-dickhead 1st Pte. -1
42] 02,802 | 0,024 | 00.8 | --0.40 puddinN64 Pte.
43] 02,797 | 0,124 | 04.1 | ???? Insanimation Pte.
44] 02,701 | ???? | ???? | ???? KidneyThief Pte. NEW

Top 5 Gainers
byteslinger - 1,945
KrevZabijak - 1,706
Coop83 - 1,331
DumbassDude - 1,309
SlntCobra1 - 1,158

Top gainers, repeat offenders: byteslinger (6), Coop83 (5), KrevZabijak (3), DumbassDude (2)

Total Gain for the month = X
That's X points per day, or X per day per member.

June update.

At 7/1/09 10:37 PM, Calipe wrote: http://somenick.newgrounds.com/reviews/f lash/1

I haven't seen that user since he admitted to the whole Robot Rangers thing... Though I was wondering about him just the other day. Spamming reviews, huh? Ah well, at least he's not making himself look to be a whole crew again.

At 7/1/09 11:53 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote:

At 7/1/09 10:37 PM, Calipe wrote: http://somenick.newgrounds.com/reviews/f lash/1

I haven't seen that user since he admitted to the whole Robot Rangers thing... Though I was wondering about him just the other day. Spamming reviews, huh? Ah well, at least he's not making himself look to be a whole crew again.

Hi SoulMaster71, I read your last post on your profile and became quite interested in it. Let me ask you a question, why do you feel the need to make the General forum such a sanitized place? Even though I do agree with you on the idea that in a perfect world everyone would post rational, coherent, and well thought-out posts, we have to be realists and understand that newgrounds is filled with immature and pubertal kids; that is one of the main reasons why the EGB exists.
With all due respect, allow me to give you a sound advice I heard once, "Don't take yourself, or others, too seriously." I know this sounds like a trite adage, but if you follow it, maybe you will start seeing the world with a different perspective.
Start going outside and get interested in your surroundings. Remember that after all is said and done, all the drama that happens on newgrounds stays on newgrounds and is completely insignificant to most of the outside world.

At 7/1/09 01:49 PM, Calipe wrote: *****Malicious Flash Alert*****
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50 1785
Blammed yesterday:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50 1698

I think they're both different flashes. The author just liked the title, dumb fag.

I'm so sorry guys but I went on a family vacation back home to Poland. I'm coming back in 15 days?
So no internet unless I pay those greedy hackers..... Oh I mean Internet Cafes...

At 7/1/09 11:03 PM, Ismael92 wrote: Barracks Roster 1st July 2009

Thanks for the update, Ismael. Very nice.

No. B/P / Gain / Average / Change / Username
01] 74,553 | 0,167 | 05.6 | --12.23 Phantom Sup. Com.
02] 59,125 | 1,331 | 44.4 | --0.37 Coop83 Sup. Com.

Okay, so a little moderation is restful for the mind. I've been deleting a lot of reviews over the past week, so perhaps I'll be able to get back into the swing of things :)

I should be able to pass 60k within 2-3 weeks, which will certainly help matters :D

Top 5 Gainers
byteslinger - 1,945
KrevZabijak - 1,706
Coop83 - 1,331
DumbassDude - 1,309
SlntCobra1 - 1,158

Mind you, with an 'off week' or two thrown in there, I can still manage third place. Maybe I'm just showing you kids how to do it ;)

Top gainers, repeat offenders: byteslinger (6), Coop83 (5), KrevZabijak (3), DumbassDude (2)

Congratulations to the repeat offenders, who like keeping it up here with me. 5 months straight being near the top of the list.

revan547 reporting for duty. i would like to join.

At 7/1/09 11:03 PM, Ismael92 wrote: Barracks Roster 1st July 2009

Thanks for the roster man.

Milestones:
Promotions:

Congrats to everyone on both these lists.

Entering the list:
KingExodus
SupraAddict
SCTE3
KidneyThief (formerly known as stranger14)
Calipe

Great month for the Barracks, 5 new members. Welcome again guys.

The List:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Change / Username

15] 16,492 | 0,107 | 03.6 | --0.27 ever-vigilant Mjr.
16] 15,628 | 0,988 | 32.9 | + 0.63 RohantheBarbarian Mjr.
17] 15,203 | ???? | ???? | ???? SCTE3 Cpt. NEW
18] 13,370 | 0,007 | 00.2 | + 0.20 DarkSoldier Lt.

Finally managed to move up the list only to find someone slotting in right behind me, next month will be interesting.

Top 5 Gainers
byteslinger - 1,945
KrevZabijak - 1,706
Coop83 - 1,331
DumbassDude - 1,309
SlntCobra1 - 1,158

Congratulations to all of you, closer fight for top spot this month, so maybe next month will be the one where byte doesn't come first. Stay tuned.

Top gainers, repeat offenders: byteslinger (6), Coop83 (5), KrevZabijak (3), DumbassDude (2)

I get the feeling the repeat offenders will remain as such for quite a while.

June update.

Thanks again for the update Ismael!

Thanks for the roster Ismael92 my b/p slow but I not one for doing much in the way of b/p. Well I read your news post SoulMaster71 and I agree about some of General sucking, I get sick of the stupid dick threads of jacking off are so dumb. But I have seen some good threads but as you say WI/HT and clubs section tend to have better stuff. I brought a XBox360 Elite version I wanted to play online. I love the look hopefully I will have more luck then with the Ps3. I finally have got rid of my ps2 stuff and now am next gen. Love the XBox360 look.

Thanks, Ismael - another welcome update!

At 7/1/09 11:03 PM, Ismael92 wrote: Barracks Roster 1st July 2009
The roster was supposed to be posted this morning. Just as I finished it, I had to leave the computer and my dad fucked up the internet connection big time. I'm finally back after configuring everything up. Still with some problems, but I managed to get online.

Okay, so your Dad isn't a tech geek. Still gotta love him, though, right?

Remember that Corky52 is now Fro.

Corky has always been Fro IRL - he just changed his online name to protect the guilty- er, I mean innocent! JK!

Milestones + promotion:

Congrats to all for the fine work. A lot of positive growth here in EGB. That's a good thing.

Entering the list:
KingExodus
SupraAddict
SCTE3
KidneyThief (formerly known as stranger14)
Calipe

Welcome, new recruits! *Salutes*
Glad to have you in the Barracks!

The List:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Change / Username
01] 74,553 | 0,167 | 05.6 | --12.23 Phantom Sup. Com.
02] 59,125 | 1,331 | 44.4 | --0.37 Coop83 Sup. Com.
03] 56,641 | 0,514 | 17.1 | --23.07 Sentio Sup. Com.
04] 48,124 | 0,692 | 23.1 | --1.00 Idiot-Finder Sup. Com.
05] 46,987 | 0,416 | 13.9 | --41.53 Little-Rena Sup. Com.
06] 37,793 | 0,000 | 00.0 | + 0.00 EagleRock Sup. Com.
07] 34,390 | 0,022 | 00.7 | + 0.40 SlashFirestorm Sup. Com.
08] 31,792 | 1,945 | 64.8 | --20.00 byteslinger Com. 1
09] 31,459 | 0,129 | 04.3 | --1.00 Shanus Sup. Com. -1
10] 28,473 | 0,721 | 24.0 | + 9.43 Fro Com.

Wow, #8?!? That was a pleasant surprise. Well, it could be a while before I see #7. Hope Slash doesn't mind...

Top 5 Gainers
byteslinger - 1,945
KrevZabijak - 1,706
Coop83 - 1,331
DumbassDude - 1,309
SlntCobra1 - 1,158

Nice work, ladies and gentlemen. Shows some serious commitment to the cause. Well done!

Top gainers, repeat offenders: byteslinger (6), Coop83 (5), KrevZabijak (3), DumbassDude (2)

The usual suspects.

Total Gain for the month = X
That's X points per day, or X per day per member.

Umm, I'm pretty good in algebra. Can you tell me what "x" is so I can do the math?

June update.

Thanks again, Ismael. We really appreciate all your hard work!
*Salutes*

Nice, I still make it in the top 5 gainers in the EGB. Man, I am good! WHOOHOO!

I was wondering today if Newgrounds has a RSS feed that we can subscribe to. It would be far more convenient if users could be notified of submissions and new posts in threads like the EGB without having to do it manually. I don't know if there is a service like this already, but if there is, can you show it to me?

Well, not in the BBS yet, at least I think Tom is planning on doing something like that, but when it comes to news posts, flash and audio submissions, and art(I'm not sure if that's an RSS feed or not) there is an RSS feed for the flash and audio and news posts.

That's all I got.

Oh and SCT3, you need to make an AIM account after you've gotten AIM. Then just add Lizz and myself and we're good to go.

At 7/1/09 11:03 PM, Ismael92 wrote: Total Gain for the month = X
That's X points per day, or X per day per member.

Big fucking lol. I wish I could make a flawless update, just for once.

Total Gain for the month = 14,336
That's 477.9 points per day, or 11.9 per day per member.

I hope that makes more sense ;)

At 7/2/09 08:00 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 7/1/09 11:03 PM, Ismael92 wrote: Barracks Roster 1st July 2009

Thanks for the update, Ismael. Very nice.

No. B/P / Gain / Average / Change / Username
01] 74,553 | 0,167 | 05.6 | --12.23 Phantom Sup. Com.
02] 59,125 | 1,331 | 44.4 | --0.37 Coop83 Sup. Com.

Okay, so a little moderation is restful for the mind. I've been deleting a lot of reviews over the past week, so perhaps I'll be able to get back into the swing of things :)

I should be able to pass 60k within 2-3 weeks, which will certainly help matters :D

Top 5 Gainers
byteslinger - 1,945
KrevZabijak - 1,706
Coop83 - 1,331
DumbassDude - 1,309
SlntCobra1 - 1,158

Mind you, with an 'off week' or two thrown in there, I can still manage third place. Maybe I'm just showing you kids how to do it ;)

Gee Thanks mister! I'll do better next time I swear! :D I'm just kidding, in all honesty, great job working to compensate those two "off" weeks, you have made a pretty deep impact, Coop.

Top gainers, repeat offenders: byteslinger (6), Coop83 (5), KrevZabijak (3), DumbassDude (2)

Congratulations to the repeat offenders, who like keeping it up here with me. 5 months straight being near the top of the list.

I will be there next month, don't worry :)

I don't understand. What exactly is this club about?

At 7/2/09 02:03 PM, RyanTime2 wrote: I don't understand. What exactly is this club about?

Basically, we are a club who wants to protect Newgrounds and the portals. We do this by voting fairly, catching all the rule-breaking submissions we can and reporting them if necessary. We want to make NG as good and fair as it can be.

For a more detailed answer, you may want to read The Elite Guard Barracks Manifesto.

You know it's really funny yet sad at the same time to new users who want to join the EGB, but don't take the time to read the credentials page. lmao.

Oh that's cool then. Could I join?