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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-30 22:35:12


Well, I really do prefer AIM.

Speaking of which, guess who's back?!

TERRORIST

FALL IN PRIVATE!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-30 22:56:29


At 6/30/09 10:21 PM, SCTE3 wrote:
At 6/30/09 09:45 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Sorry SCT3, I don't have MSN, I only use AIM and yahoo messenger. But for the most part, I'm on AIM.
I have yahoo messenger but I haven't used it in ages, we can still chat via MSN to yahoo IM just so you know lol.

MSN FTW! I use MSN daily to chat with friends and sometimes family. Then I also have AIM but I get on it much less often. Well, lately I've been quite inactive on both.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-30 23:19:29


That's an almost contradictory statement, you're on AIM now Ismael. DUH! lmao I just watched TheWeebl's spoof of CSI: MIAMI, funny as hell. And for some reason, I ended up listening to the Narwhals Tune for like 3-5 minutes. It's so catchy it's scary as hell.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-30 23:24:22


At 6/30/09 11:19 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: That's an almost contradictory statement, you're on AIM now Ismael. DUH! lmao I just watched TheWeebl's spoof of CSI: MIAMI, funny as hell. And for some reason, I ended up listening to the Narwhals Tune for like 3-5 minutes. It's so catchy it's scary as hell.

That doesn't mean I'm not on MSN. I can be on both at the same time. But yeah, actually right now I'm only logged in to AIM, but oh well.

And yeah, TheWebbl's songs are addictive.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-30 23:41:50


At 6/30/09 11:24 PM, Ismael92 wrote:
At 6/30/09 11:19 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: That's an almost contradictory statement, you're on AIM now Ismael. DUH! lmao I just watched TheWeebl's spoof of CSI: MIAMI, funny as hell. And for some reason, I ended up listening to the Narwhals Tune for like 3-5 minutes. It's so catchy it's scary as hell.
That doesn't mean I'm not on MSN. I can be on both at the same time. But yeah, actually right now I'm only logged in to AIM, but oh well.

guys i only use MSN... (but is for real life... and i don't mix them)
I'm going to open an account to talk to you guys

I though most of you used AIM, but now i see there are many using MSN... so now it sounds like a good idea
(because like no one use AIM in my country)


And yeah, TheWebbl's songs are addictive.

absolutely...
Narwhals is my favorite


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-01 00:00:55


I swear, that Narwhals song can become almost annoying as Rick Astley. I swear that if the morons down at 4chan ever get their mits on that song, it'd be the next rick roll thing. I can just see that happening the near future. There's no doubt about it.

Also, is that the Weebl singing or what?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-01 04:09:59


At 7/1/09 12:00 AM, SlntCobra1 wrote: I swear, that Narwhals song can become almost annoying as Rick Astley. I swear that if the morons down at 4chan ever get their mits on that song, it'd be the next rick roll thing. I can just see that happening the near future. There's no doubt about it.

You may note that most of Weebl's loops can get like that - the 118 24/7 adverts got that way, after he altered Magical Trevor to fit the needs of his new employers.

Also, is that the Weebl singing or what?

Yes it is.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-01 06:29:28


Hey all, so here's an update on all as of late..

Real life has been keeping me pretty occupied, and as a result.. I'm not longer in the top 500 for B/P.. Pretty damn lame if you ask me, but I don't really find a huge urge to keep up with my stats anymore..

With that being said though, I'd like to express how much I appreciate the dedication of others to keeping this site clean, to the best of their ability.

Well, just checking in guys, hope all is well with you guys, and girls, keep on keeping on. <3


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-01 07:27:04


At 7/1/09 06:29 AM, Lotus wrote: Hey all, so here's an update on all as of late..

K, I'll just reply and quote . . .

Real life has been keeping me pretty occupied, and as a result.. I'm not longer in the top 500 for B/P.. Pretty damn lame if you ask me, but I don't really find a huge urge to keep up with my stats anymore..

Same here. I've been steadily losing ranks daily, but perhaps that's because B/P isn't as much of a pursuable passion as it used to be anymore. RL is hell on the stat-whoring.

With that being said though, I'd like to express how much I appreciate the dedication of others to keeping this site clean, to the best of their ability.

Well, just keep doing what you can, when you can. It's all you can do.

Well, just checking in guys, hope all is well with you guys, and girls, keep on keeping on. <3

Hehe, will do. I'm sorry to say that I've been slacking in my duties lately, however. I'll try to redeem myself whenever I get the chance. For now, I'm busy. It's back to the old grind again.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-01 11:19:30


At 7/1/09 06:29 AM, Lotus wrote: Hey all, so here's an update on all as of late..

Real life has been keeping me pretty occupied, and as a result.. I'm not longer in the top 500 for B/P.. Pretty damn lame if you ask me, but I don't really find a huge urge to keep up with my stats anymore..

With that being said though, I'd like to express how much I appreciate the dedication of others to keeping this site clean, to the best of their ability.

Well, just checking in guys, hope all is well with you guys, and girls, keep on keeping on. <3

University starts for me later this month, so I will definitely find less time to hang around newgrounds and on the internet overall. I'm majoring in computer science, so that will take a big chunk of my time.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-01 11:56:14


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-01 13:30:24


Good find Porkchop, but it is a damn shame they passed. I just wish people would have enough sense to try and search their memory banks and try t realize if they've seen something else somewhere else online. Ah well, what can you do?

My theory is this:

People in America have gotten so stupid we'll buy anything we see on TV. Like the perfect push-up thing, paper towels(SHAMWOW), and other things. Hell, I bet that Americans could even buy invisible dentures. I even have the idea, they're to be made by RONCO. We WILL BUY ANYTHING! It's that simple.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-01 14:34:13


At 7/1/09 01:43 PM, SCTE3 wrote: I enjoy having Lizzardis and SlntCObra1 as my deity whistle apprentices, soon we will rule the world, lol, not really. However reviews should be deleted faster by 3 of us together, lol. Now that me Lizzardis and newcomer SlntCobra1 just finished going on another spree of flagging abusive reviews in obvious places, it's even more fun.

Also to anyone clever enough...
Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage (think about this) D:

If you can't get that joke, then something's amiss upstairs. lmao. Who said I was a newcomer? I've been here quite a while. Let's see, I have AIM, while Lizz has AIM, you SCT3 have MSN and Lizz has MSN. Nope, I'm not the oddball out, you are SCT3, get AIM DAMMIT! lol


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-01 14:38:08


***** Unsuitable Flash Alert *****

Inappropriate nudity.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-01 14:46:57


tribute to a sick mother too... lets us pray


Sexy Yes? I would think so :3

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-01 15:35:36


Here's a lesson to be learned, never spam the forum with gay porn

Doing so will get you vicked


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-01 15:40:26


At 7/1/09 03:35 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Here's a lesson to be learned, never spam the forum with gay porn

Doing so will get you vicked

Especially when you spam the forum of the EGB... I wonder what people get from spamming? Satisfaction from irritating others?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-01 15:47:53


At 7/1/09 03:40 PM, Calipe wrote: I wonder what people get from spamming? Satisfaction from irritating others?

Nah, that's only when people downvote flashes and flag them because they're from the Kitty Krew, sweet cheeks. ;)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-01 15:50:07


At 7/1/09 03:47 PM, bobthevamp wrote:
At 7/1/09 03:40 PM, Calipe wrote: I wonder what people get from spamming? Satisfaction from irritating others?
Nah, that's only when people downvote flashes and flag them because they're from the Kitty Krew, sweet cheeks. ;)

I was a bit vague there, I meant that you irritate others for satisfaction.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-01 16:03:54


At 7/1/09 03:57 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Speaking of gay porn, has anyone seen Creeb about? I'm thinking the FBI has gotten to him about the "I'm going to kill Wade Fulp" as his little friends haven't turned up either!

That should placate those little obstreperous spammers. I wonder what kind of actions does the FBI takes against people who make death threats or any other criminal threat against an individual or a group. How different does it handle the situation when it is a domestic affair compared to a foreign one? Do they contact the corresponding local authority and inform them of the threat and persuade it to incriminate the person?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-01 16:09:05


No, I haven't seen that little fucker. The only good thing about him is that the reviews the general populace has left has given me a silver which I thought I would never obtain.

DAMN YOU CREEB, YOU'RE THE REASON I HAVE A GOOD WHISTLE!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-01 16:16:36


http://idiot-finder.newgrounds.com/news/
post/336796

He just couldn't let it go, take a look at his comments

I'll ban him later.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-01 16:26:27


At 7/1/09 01:43 PM, SCTE3 wrote: I enjoy having Lizzardis and SlntCObra1 as my deity whistle apprentices, soon we will rule the world, lol, not really. However reviews should be deleted faster by 3 of us together, lol. Now that me Lizzardis and newcomer SlntCobra1 just finished going on another spree of flagging abusive reviews in obvious places, it's even more fun.

I'll tag along, but remember, it isn't just about the Deity Whistle, it's about helping the author out. That said, it is about the whistle when you flag abusive reviews on spam submissions. Other than that, I'd be glad to join up and help rid Newgrounds of malicious reviews. So... is there some sort of test I need to pass or something?


Also to anyone clever enough...
Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage (think about this) D:

....Maybe I have a dirty mind, but all I can think of is it would resemble a pussy, or is there something I'm not getting?

by pussy I mean cat for all of you who get offended.
for all of you who don't, I meant a vag.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-01 16:26:53



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-01 16:32:23


At 7/1/09 04:09 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: The only good thing about him is that the reviews the general populace has left has given me a silver which I thought I would never obtain.

You should have been there when people were reviewing "I want the last minute of my life back", when Fleek and Orangebeef and LordZeebmork were still active. I even once saw a review much like the famous Poozy sig, telling the author to go get hit by an AIDS truck. Back in late 07/early 08, it was one month from Normal to Deity, if you knew how to do it. And if you didn't... A lot of people ended up going green, but I wasn't one of them. At least not on this account.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-01 16:45:26


So, when's the roster coming out? I would like to how many B/P I got throughout last month.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-01 17:07:21


Download AIM. You should see a nice size orange button on the front page there. That help?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-07-01 17:25:22


At 7/1/09 04:41 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Calipe has been accepted into the Barracks. Welcome aboard! First thing you should do is sign up at our forums. Be sure to sign up with your NG alias, and PM me with the e-mail you'll be using to register so I can verify that it's actually you.

In other news, yes, the Portal (and Newgrounds) seems to have gone almost spam-silent (in regards to the malicious stuff). While this is certainly a good thing, I would advise everything not to let their guards down. The odds of everyone being netted by the FBI (especially when they're, uh, apparently not in the US) isn't exactly high. This could just be the calm before the storm.

Thank you Slash and everyone that voted for my acceptance into the Barracks. I will keep up with the requirements and behave responsibly and maturely.
I know I have not been as active as many other members of the Barracks, but this is due to school and developing my programming skills. I have become quite proficient in ActionScript 3.0 as a result, and this gives me a thorough insight of the quality of the flash submissions; this is particularly useful when judging submissions.
Once again, thank you for the opportunity you have provided...


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