At 6/30/09 02:02 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 6/30/09 01:21 AM, SlntCobra1 wrote:
Wow, I had completely forgotten you live in Pensacola. You'll be like that in 60 years. lmao
Do you like religious fundamentalists, especially when they're old and their minds are starting to go?
Well, when you put it that way, not really. In fact, I loathe Jesus freaks. Those are the really irritaint ones that just tick you off so much you just want to punch 'em.
Do you like being just close enough to Alabama that all black people are looked upon with a touch of suspicion?
HEY! I'm by no means a racist, even though it really should be ethnicist.
Do you like burning hot summers with highs in the hundreds?
Hehehehe, trust me dude, while I may live in NC, it can get well into the high 90s and even into the low 100s, I know the heat you're talking about. All in all, hell no!
Do you like the occasional hurricane smashing everything you know and love?
Hey hey hey, just because y'all got slammed with hurricanes during the 2004 season is by no means to take it out on us. Y'all have been escaping tat wrath for 50+ years, while the rest of the east coast got pounded. It's only fair to spread the misery around. If you recall, Hurricane Fran hit in NC in 1996 at a category 3. I was only 6 then, it even hit around my old house, I was scared shitless. Then three years later in 1999, Hurricane Floyd hit in the eastern part of NC and flooded many homes. I know exactly what I'm talking about. So it's only fair y'all got your comeuppance.
Do you like winters where it's freezing cold but you can't even make a goddamn snowman because it only snows a millimeter every couple decades?
The only thing I like about the cold weather is the fact that there are no red bugs, no ticks, no chiggers, no mosquitoes, and no blood sucking varmints that turn my legs into giant scabs. Plus I recall a good few years ago, we got 14.5 inches of snow up here in Durham, NC. That was a fun winter.
And do you like goddamn bugs the size of your fist, occasionally capable of FLIGHT?
I hate to admit this, but I get scared of spiders that are about 3-5 inches in length from leg to leg. As well as the bigger crickets that can get inside a house, *shudders* I blame that part of my genes on my mom.
WELL THEN YOU'LL LOVE THE FUCKING PANHANDLE OF FUCKING NORTHERN FLORIDA