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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-30 09:02:18


At 6/30/09 08:16 AM, Coop83 wrote: I'll trade you - it's sweltering down here in Worcester. About 28 degrees and probably about 50-60% humidity and rising

I was in Bath yesterday and it was around the same temperature, lovely heat. But hearing it could get up to 39 degree's is abit worrying.

Luckily I live way up north by the east coast, so it's only been about 20 degree's up here.

Regarding the FF flashes being deleted, it's about time really, their animations were annoying and all they did was clog up the portal. I'm not sure if they broke a rule or anything, they might have just pissed Wade off. Good riddance.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-30 09:50:11


At 6/30/09 08:16 AM, Coop83 wrote:
I'll trade you - it's sweltering down here in Worcester. About 28 degrees and probably about 50-60% humidity and rising

Having complained it has actually been a very pleasant day here in the low 20s, though I am a bit of a sun worshiper and 28 sounds heavenly to me (ignoring the humidity, always ruins a good sunny day in the country). Still, spending the summer up here has it's advantages, NO DEAL!

At 6/30/09 09:02 AM, DumbassDude wrote:
I was in Bath yesterday and it was around the same temperature, lovely heat. But hearing it could get up to 39 degree's is abit worrying.

Aww, I miss Bath at the moment. I'm looking forward to getting back there in a couple of months already, with girlfriend in tow of course (long distance relationships get very old after a while...). How's the building work going in the centre?

39 degrees though... where did you hear that? Seems like a crazy sort of figure to me, but then stranger things have happened.

Regarding the FF flashes being deleted, it's about time really, their animations were annoying and all they did was clog up the portal. I'm not sure if they broke a rule or anything, they might have just pissed Wade off. Good riddance.

I'm sure there was a good reason for the deletion, generally the admins seem lenient and only delete when there is no other choice. Good riddance to bad rubbish anyway.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-30 11:10:54


At 6/30/09 02:02 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 6/30/09 01:21 AM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Wow, I had completely forgotten you live in Pensacola. You'll be like that in 60 years. lmao
Do you like religious fundamentalists, especially when they're old and their minds are starting to go?

Well, when you put it that way, not really. In fact, I loathe Jesus freaks. Those are the really irritaint ones that just tick you off so much you just want to punch 'em.

Do you like being just close enough to Alabama that all black people are looked upon with a touch of suspicion?

HEY! I'm by no means a racist, even though it really should be ethnicist.

Do you like burning hot summers with highs in the hundreds?

Hehehehe, trust me dude, while I may live in NC, it can get well into the high 90s and even into the low 100s, I know the heat you're talking about. All in all, hell no!

Do you like the occasional hurricane smashing everything you know and love?

Hey hey hey, just because y'all got slammed with hurricanes during the 2004 season is by no means to take it out on us. Y'all have been escaping tat wrath for 50+ years, while the rest of the east coast got pounded. It's only fair to spread the misery around. If you recall, Hurricane Fran hit in NC in 1996 at a category 3. I was only 6 then, it even hit around my old house, I was scared shitless. Then three years later in 1999, Hurricane Floyd hit in the eastern part of NC and flooded many homes. I know exactly what I'm talking about. So it's only fair y'all got your comeuppance.

Do you like winters where it's freezing cold but you can't even make a goddamn snowman because it only snows a millimeter every couple decades?

The only thing I like about the cold weather is the fact that there are no red bugs, no ticks, no chiggers, no mosquitoes, and no blood sucking varmints that turn my legs into giant scabs. Plus I recall a good few years ago, we got 14.5 inches of snow up here in Durham, NC. That was a fun winter.

And do you like goddamn bugs the size of your fist, occasionally capable of FLIGHT?

I hate to admit this, but I get scared of spiders that are about 3-5 inches in length from leg to leg. As well as the bigger crickets that can get inside a house, *shudders* I blame that part of my genes on my mom.

WELL THEN YOU'LL LOVE THE FUCKING PANHANDLE OF FUCKING NORTHERN FLORIDA

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-30 11:28:32


The FF to my mind were relatively benign, so unless there was some outstanding reason for their deletion that your average NGers aren't aware of, then the only conclusion I can come to is that they were being made an example of, to send a message to others thinking of making spam groups.

On another note, the DD forums are apparently locked by the FBI. I say apparently because I am skeptical, how about you guys? \The reason I'm of this opinion is that it just seems odd that a formal and very serious organisation as the FBI would refer to child porn as "CP" as opposed to its full title of "child pornography". I could be wrong though.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-30 12:09:24


At 6/30/09 11:28 AM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: On another note, the DD forums are apparently locked by the FBI. I say apparently because I am skeptical, how about you guys? \The reason I'm of this opinion is that it just seems odd that a formal and very serious organisation as the FBI would refer to child porn as "CP" as opposed to its full title of "child pornography". I could be wrong though.

It was a matter of time before it happened. Besides the child pornography, Crebb has also posted a death threat against Wade. So yeah, now the FBI is investigating.

Other interesting threads:
Am I good looking? by Crebb.
DD gone too far.

By the way, EyeLovePoozy posted Crebb's IP addresses in both threads, though I don't know if that was serious.

And I don't know why the FBI would use "CP", it's weird, maybe to make it sound less important? I don't know...

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-30 14:03:51


At 6/30/09 01:55 PM, Lizzardis wrote:
At 6/30/09 01:33 PM, KidneyThief wrote: **Stolen Flash**
Blammed. Nice find though!

It says "Score at Death: 2.57/5.00", so it was deleted by the staff (there's no way a submission with that score can get blammed by normal means) :D

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-30 14:05:28


At 6/30/09 02:03 PM, Ismael92 wrote:
At 6/30/09 01:55 PM, Lizzardis wrote:
At 6/30/09 01:33 PM, KidneyThief wrote: **Stolen Flash**
Blammed. Nice find though!
It says "Score at Death: 2.57/5.00", so it was deleted by the staff (there's no way a submission with that score can get blammed by normal means) :D

By the way, note that the author was deleted too.

(I forgot to say this in my last post).

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-30 14:18:23


At 6/30/09 11:28 AM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: On another note, the DD forums are apparently locked by the FBI. I say apparently because I am skeptical, how about you guys? \The reason I'm of this opinion is that it just seems odd that a formal and very serious organisation as the FBI would refer to child porn as "CP" as opposed to its full title of "child pornography". I could be wrong though.

It has a place for Ducks to put their username and password, so I'm guessing that's just their excuse for hiding their forums from guests. Either that, or the FBI's about a week from referring to itself as the "Party Van".

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-30 15:46:00


FBI coming down on that little fucker = BIG ASS PARTY!! I hope all of NG is invited. I would gladly pay the fare for my ticket. But, considering the circumstances, I hope the FBI covers everyone's air fare. And have us all line up to kick Crebb in the nuts. We need to exact our sweet vengeance. I DECREE IT SO!

MUAHAHAHAHA!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-30 15:51:28



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-30 16:08:24


At 6/30/09 03:51 PM, DarkSoldier wrote: My friend submitted the 3rd flash movie to his series.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50 1672
Review + Vote please :)

I will vote, and review it but, ~15 mb? Damn, It's going to take just an hour to load! Evet heard of a Flash compressor(Ful-Ash-Kom-Press-Or)?
By the way, is there any confirmation that it is finally the Federal Bureau of Investigation, or just a hoax?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-30 16:11:26


Nah, it ain't a hoax, I click the link that Crebb had in his thread and it showed Wade's address. He really meant it. So the FBI can't ignore a threat like that. This has become a full-blown federal(inter-pol?) investigation. He ain't getting out this one via simple account deletion. HE IS SCREWED!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-30 16:28:13


But there reason on their forums is CP (child pornography).

"Website currently being investigated due to CP complaints. -Federal Bureau of Investigation"


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-30 17:10:26


At 6/30/09 04:28 PM, Megore wrote: But there reason on their forums is CP (child pornography).

"Website currently being investigated due to CP complaints. -Federal Bureau of Investigation"

True, but that could all be staged. Remember, these guys are attention whores, and if they put up a fake message about the FBI investigating them, they will have succeeded in making more people talk about them and speculate - which is exactly what we all are doing!

The truth of the matter is this: you won't know that the FBI is in your business until it's too late - and there won't be any messages up - just a "404 page not found" when it happens.

As for the death-threats to Wade - someone is in a lot of hot water, that's for sure. This Crebb character, or one of his idiot friends, has definitely crossed over the line big time - and with all of the detailed death threats he made, I am certain that someone is going to get arrested.

Maybe he'll share a cell with SirTom, eh?

Child porn, death threats, spam - I'll tell you, our job isn't getting any easier these days!

Well, back to the portal...gotta keep fighting he good fight!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-30 18:23:29


Well, when it comes to cyber crimes like making death threats, and other shit like that, it has to be investigated. Death threats are no laughing matter. I do believe he'll be extradited to the US like we did with Ceasar Laurean.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-30 19:01:22


At 6/30/09 06:23 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Well, when it comes to cyber crimes like making death threats, and other shit like that, it has to be investigated. Death threats are no laughing matter. I do believe he'll be extradited to the US like we did with Ceasar Laurean.

Under what charges would the judicial system of the United States be able to bring the "criminal" to its jurisdiction?
Extradition is not as simple as you think, the native country has to be willing to extradite the individual. Even though I agree that the severity of his threats are quite alarming, there was no actual physical demonstrations or actions that endangered Wade in any way.
Just goes to show the dichotomy that we find ourselves in when we deal with strong and powerful mechanisms of human interaction, such as the Internet.
Ultimately, the responsibility of each person's actions rests on his or herself. We can only speculate the motives of this individual, but as far as I am concern, this person is immature at the least, and psychotic at worst.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-30 19:43:08


Psychotic is right. Lord knows that loser has already told the world how he plans to execute his plan, and with details as such, I hope he gets extradited. Or maybe Karma will take care of him for us? What goes around comes around.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-30 19:52:57


At 6/30/09 07:43 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Psychotic is right. Lord knows that loser has already told the world how he plans to execute his plan, and with details as such, I hope he gets extradited. Or maybe Karma will take care of him for us? What goes around comes around.

You are spot on on that one, what goes around comes around. To me, it is completely pointless to threat someone over something so insignificant. It is only affecting the aggressor; just ask Wade. Those threats have probably not affected him in the least.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-30 20:06:26


Well after reading the description of how he would do Wade in, I'd say that's a fair amount of premeditated murder. Or Malice Aforethought at the least. That kid has got some serious mental issues. Issues that not even Sigmund Freud could cure. If Freud were to counsel that sick fuck, he'd go hide somewhere in a far corner of the world. Honestly, Beer is that sick and if I were Wade, I'd be a bit concerned.

Hell, even Hitler would blush or run in terror of how sick Beer is. And that's saying something. Lord knows we've had plenty of sick fucks in this world.

Osama Bin Laden
Saddam Hussein
Hitler
The Tudors
the royal family during the French Revolution.

Just to name a few.

*shudders*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-30 20:13:35


Sorry for the slight change of subject, but sometimes I wonder how does submissions such as this one make it through the filtering process?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-30 20:20:03


They make it through because NG allows actual videos. There is nothing in the rules that says we cannot submit real life videos. It's just rare that's all. Though they do tend to attract the occasional batch of abusive reviews. Most of the time the morons say that things like that belong on youtube. But they're just jeallyous. (DICKNECK, FTW)!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-30 20:27:14


Ah, good point you guys have there. One way I try to look for abusive reviews, is to search in the low scoring submissions...and the most popular ones. They are usually filled with useless reviews and with one or two abusive ones.
Looking at it in another way though, this shouldn't be happening since our purpose is to keep this useless crap out of newgrounds.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-30 20:31:59


At 6/30/09 04:11 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Nah, it ain't a hoax, I click the link that Crebb had in his thread and it showed Wade's address. He really meant it. So the FBI can't ignore a threat like that. This has become a full-blown federal(inter-pol?) investigation. He ain't getting out this one via simple account deletion. HE IS SCREWED!

After the shedinja chapter, my character will go to New Zealand to persue the real Chris Beer.

Seeing that I'll be away for 5 days starting the independence day...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-30 20:34:46


Damn you Murphy!! Murphy's law is a bitch. Also Lizz told me he'd PM me the conversation of abusive reviews. He may have forgot, oh well. I'll just wait till some dipshit takes over Beer's account and starts submitting shit again thus attracting the obvious abusive reviews. It's like fishing as Mal has said. It takes patience.

And sometimes you need to give the fish a little push.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-30 20:37:07


At 6/30/09 08:31 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:
At 6/30/09 04:11 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Nah, it ain't a hoax, I click the link that Crebb had in his thread and it showed Wade's address. He really meant it. So the FBI can't ignore a threat like that. This has become a full-blown federal(inter-pol?) investigation. He ain't getting out this one via simple account deletion. HE IS SCREWED!
After the shedinja chapter, my character will go to New Zealand to pursue the real Chris Beer.

Seeing that I'll be away for 5 days starting the independence day...

Oh HELL YEA!! That's gonna be fucking epic!! Can't wait. My muse for my stories seems to have left me for now, I hope I can get it back after I eat. I also corrected your spelling of persue, it's pursue. It's an easily made mistake.

Yes I am a bit of a Grammar Nazi. Sorry for the DP.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-30 21:13:24


At 6/30/09 08:37 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote:
At 6/30/09 08:31 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:
At 6/30/09 04:11 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Nah, it ain't a hoax, I click the link that Crebb had in his thread and it showed Wade's address. He really meant it. So the FBI can't ignore a threat like that. This has become a full-blown federal(inter-pol?) investigation. He ain't getting out this one via simple account deletion. HE IS SCREWED!
After the shedinja chapter, my character will go to New Zealand to pursue the real Chris Beer.

Seeing that I'll be away for 5 days starting the independence day...
Oh HELL YEA!! That's gonna be fucking epic!! Can't wait. My muse for my stories seems to have left me for now, I hope I can get it back after I eat. I also corrected your spelling of persue, it's pursue. It's an easily made mistake.

Yes I am a bit of a Grammar Nazi. Sorry for the DP.

As I said, once the lit. portal comes out I'll step it up

That's how I managed to pass the writing exam, I had to write an essay without any rewrites to beat that time limit.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-30 21:29:00


Scratch that...

I think Kimblee was killed off earlier...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-30 21:40:12


At 6/30/09 09:29 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Scratch that...

I think Kimblee was killed off earlier...

checked #95... yes, it was early... but right now i don't remember when
I think i didn't care about his death, so that's why i don't remember

i need to read the manga again...
Watch the (1st) anime can really mix your memories...

shit... i don't even remember how he died

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-30 21:45:23


Sorry SCT3, I don't have MSN, I only use AIM and yahoo messenger. But for the most part, I'm on AIM.

Speaking of FMA, check this out. I found it yesterday while I was looking for some images for my story.

Poor Ed. He can never catch a break. lmao


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