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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-29 13:48:10


At 6/29/09 11:46 AM, RohantheBarbarian wrote:
At 6/29/09 11:15 AM, Fro wrote:
At 6/28/09 09:19 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Ignore him guys, the real Corky52 is here. I'm still gonna call him Corky though.
Ha, I made a small joke to Rohan on AIM and was like.

"No that's really me man! I love posting gay porn!"

Sad to say he did believe me for a little while.... I see what you think about me Rohan you bastard. :P

You....don't like gay porn? Transformer would be so sad to hear that...


In my defense, it was late over here, I was seriously tired, and a "little while" as you put it was like 30 seconds. But yeah, congrats on the name change man, suppose it's better than what you originally wanted a few months back...

Being a statwhore is one thing, being called Statwhore is another :P

You wanted to be called Statwhore!? Hahaha, that explains a lot. From now on, call me Addict, or Spammerguy, I don't care!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-29 14:24:52


Back from Glastonbury fellows, I had a fantastic time, brilliant music including Tom Jones, Blur, Bloc Party, Pendulum and about 20 other bands.
Unfortunately, I am at my grandma's because my mother doesn't trust me with the house while she is on holiday.

Don't ask.

So now I have a shitty connection because I am using one of those internet USB sticks, won't stop me from B/P'ing but it damn it, it's going to take longer.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-29 15:19:02


At 6/29/09 11:15 AM, Fro wrote:


stranger14 is now KidneyThief.
And this is a step up? Who's kidneys do you plan on stealing?
I don't know about the kids these days...LOL...
Woah lol.

Does this have something to do with you drinking a lot in college and you need to steal some other people's kidneys just to keep on living?!? O.o

Haha I'm glad you guys caught the name change, I'm actually at college now living here over the summer. I don't drink, on campus at least, but I hear kidneys go for a good price on the black market ;p. On the topic of internet security, I use AVG Anti-virus, Is that a good one?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-29 15:48:21


I reckon that this flash could be flagged as unsuitable for being pornographic, granted it's not actual people but they are very very realistic in appearance.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-29 16:05:48


***MALICIOUS FLASH***

This one here

Blammed here

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/501502Not the 1st time either.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-29 16:17:12


At 6/29/09 02:58 PM, Lizzardis wrote:
At 6/29/09 12:42 PM, SCTE3 wrote: Seeing as everything seems to look fie so far today, what's everyone been up to or plan to be doing this week?
Well I'm just packing since I'm going on a tour of America on Saturday....I hope Slash has me down in his books as being away for a month....Anyway, how about you? What do you have planned?

Where are you planning to visit, out of curiosity? Will you be here long? Need any advice on traveling here? Glad to help if I can! :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-29 16:25:15


At 6/29/09 04:05 PM, KidneyThief wrote: ***MALICIOUS FLASH***
This one here
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50 1513
Blammed here
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50 1502Not the 1st time either.

Nice catch, you beat me to it! It was also blammed here and here.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-29 16:37:04


At 6/29/09 02:10 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 6/29/09 12:19 PM, Calipe wrote: Yes, I agree to abide with the code of conduct and agree with the terms to enroll in the Elite Guard Barracks.
Alrighty then, I'll get it started.

Barracks members can go to the appropriate thread for discussion and voting. Remember that you must be logged in to view/vote/post, and speak now or forever hold your peace.

Thank you Slash, I will be looking forward to your response. As for the mean time I will be keeping up with the submissions in the flash portal...:D


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-29 17:39:25


I wondered what had happened to Corky52 I saw the level 1 and thought WTF. Then I saw you changed it to Fro and it made sense. Cool name although no offense I think I liked Corky52 it was quirky but its cool you got your name. I would not change my name. I know what it like having a shit internet connection, but I'm changing my server over soon. Well I want to work on my b/p this week and survive this awful heat its like 90 decrees here around 30 centigrade. Hot I hate the hot weather I'm no sun fan. I like cooler weather. Cant get over stealing one of Edds work.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-29 20:47:10


At 6/29/09 02:10 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: KidneyThief (formerly known as stranger14) has been accepted into the Barracks by unanimous decision.

Welcome to the EGB ;)

At 6/29/09 01:39 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: And a year later, as soon as I smelled Star Syndicate, yeah, I acted.
Hm, this makes me wonder if everyone in the Barracks is reasonably aware of basic precautions one should use with their computers/browsing. Considering that the nature of the EGB is to go up against abuse, often malicious abuse made by malicious people, I would hope so.

If anyone has any questions about malware detection/elimination, or how to browse safely, don't just sit in the dark and hope nothing bad ever happens---ask up and learn to defend yourself. There will always be nasty shit that can break even the most powerful security, but taking even basic precautions (which can be easily done solely with free software) can protect you against the vast majority of malicious programs, and limit the effects of the stuff that gets through your safety nets.

Well, since this was brought up, I thought it was a good idea to tell you guys that you can go to the computer hospital if you ever have any trouble with your computer. Also, in the first page you can find a long list of useful, free software to protect your computer.

Personally, I use Nod32 and ZoneAlarm. I have never had any problem since I started using this great combination. Nod32 spots all malicious things, and the great thing is that ZoneAlarm tells you whenever any internet page or program is trying to establish a (potentially harmful) connection with your computer, and you can choose to deny that connection. I also have Spybot Search and Destroy to scan my computer periodically, and CCleaner to clean my computer (it also comes in handy to remove programs that I don't use anymore). I used to have Ad-Aware but as I stopped using it after I last formatted my computer.

At 6/29/09 02:58 PM, Lizzardis wrote:
At 6/29/09 12:42 PM, SCTE3 wrote: Seeing as everything seems to look fie so far today, what's everyone been up to or plan to be doing this week?
Well I'm just packing since I'm going on a tour of America on Saturday....I hope Slash has me down in his books as being away for a month....Anyway, how about you? What do you have planned?

I hope you have a good time ;)
I have two weeks of vacation starting today and currently no plans. But so far I haven't had a very good time. I has been raining since the morning and I'm sick :(

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-29 21:13:43


I'm going to respond to everyone tommarow or wednesday i am dead tired from camp today... i'm a counselor at a program at my school for 7th going in to 8 graders and they just wore me down...

Oh and this is stolen from zone-sama


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-29 21:20:15


**Hateful Submission**

I quote

"God hates fags"

hateful right?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-29 21:50:21


****STOLEN FLASH ALERT****

Stolen:

Original:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-29 21:53:30


It looks like Wade was on a deleting spree. I just noticed this thread about the FF.

I'll post this picture here (I got it from that thread):

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-29 22:09:58


Wow, I hope I just scored a whole mess of blam points. If I didn't oh well. They'll be others to go down within

looks at watch

NOW! (Or sometime soon)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-29 22:14:59


At 6/29/09 09:53 PM, Ismael92 wrote: It looks like Wade was on a deleting spree. I just noticed this thread about the FF.

I'll post this picture here (I got it from that thread):

My god.... Do you think Wade Fulp is an assassin?

Think about it, he snipes many submissions from the portal, Michael Jackson, Billy Mays, and Bill from Kill bill are all dead, and he laughs it off..

In all seriousness, that is one less crew to deal with. Unfortunately, it was one of the least malicious crews, so that choice wasn't exactly the best.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-29 22:31:27


At 6/29/09 10:14 PM, SupraAddict wrote: My god.... Do you think Wade Fulp is an assassin?

Think about it, he snipes many submissions from the portal, Michael Jackson, Billy Mays, and Bill from Kill bill are all dead, and he laughs it off..

In all seriousness, that is one less crew to deal with. Unfortunately, it was one of the least malicious crews, so that choice wasn't exactly the best.

Well I think people got irked at the [FF] using the name detection thing and they got spooked. Also, it was hard to gain whistle points from them, oddly enough some of the reviews were helpful. Rarely were there any abusive reviews. Whereas the [DD] WHISTLE POINTS AHOY!! It's a like a treasure trove of free whistle points with the [DD] not to mention a shit full of blam points. <:P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-29 23:12:34


****UNSUITABLE FLASH ALERT****

shows a picture of some guy's crotch while in briefs


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-29 23:26:35


At 6/29/09 11:12 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: ****UNSUITABLE FLASH ALERT****
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50 1560
shows a picture of some guy's crotch while in briefs

All I saw was a picture of him wearing uncomfortably tight speedos. Is that really worthy of blowing the whistle?
I would only rate it as 0, or useless.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-29 23:27:51


HOLY SHIT!!! IT'S A SIGN!! I just had to share this with everyone. This was on the [DD] forums.

LOOK AT THE AD AT THE BOTTOM!

Sorry for the DP.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-29 23:28:13


Massive catch-up

At 6/28/09 12:35 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Tell me about it, the Grim Reaper has been busy as all hell. The world will miss Billy Mays. He's one of the few I actually liked. We all thought that Swayze would've been dead before now, apparently not. 'Tis a sad day. Not to mention, I recently saw an episode of Pitchmen. Who's next, Anthony Sullivan from being around household cleaners?

Yes that is sad as i really liked pitchmen it was really interesting seeing the inside realm of the pitchmen and how it all worked out. Though i guss the show will need a new cast member, but who could replace such a icon... no one if you ask me. They found that he had a enlarged heart and thats probaly caused his death. I will remember him for one thing.... yelling at inanimate objects with a passion R.I.P bill.

At 6/28/09 01:03 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Not long ago I was thinking about writing the fifth intermission story which is a parody of "Stranger calls" urban legend featuring MJ.

I would like to see that from you. You seem to have such a creative imagination going on there. I take time out of my day just to read the strange things that you write.


Familiar with Yu Yu Hakusho? One technique will be featured in that chapter as well.

No i'm not i just don't care much for that at all, but with you i'm sure it will be a masterpiece.

At 6/28/09 08:14 PM, Ismael92 wrote: The ol' good Corky52 is now Fro.

Eh i really think that is going to take some time to get adjusted to as it seems to serious and somewhat comedic all in a simple 3 letter name.

stranger14 is now KidneyThief.

Who is this?


I'm posting this just in case no-one realized yet ;)

I noticed Corky's name change in the Wi/Ht.... sadly i don't know who the other even is >.<a t 6/28/09 08:46 PM, TheThing wrote:

So, as the monthly writing contest draws almost to the end, anyone going to/already has submitted something?

No Thats not for me... if i could post some of my poetry in the contest then i might have a good chance of winning. I'm not that bad at this :::i know it surprised me too::: when im forced to do so is when i'm at my best @;-}>


This is my first entry to the Monthly Writing Contests, so obviously I'm a little excited. Unfortunately I won't be able to find out who won until July 9th when I get home.

Oh thats good to hear. Can you link me to the thread if you are so kind? I would like to read it and make some comments if you don't mind.

At 6/28/09 09:19 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Ignore him guys, the real Corky52 is here. I'm still gonna call him Corky though.

Oh thoes little trolls are funny sometimes... already posting spam with it. I'll give it a few weeks before it is deleted.

When i was Buster1 before my name change i made sure of it that i made a alt with the name Buster1 just so i can have it if i ever wanted it back. Thats not likely though.


Anyway, I've finished Arc 1 of Sinners, excellent job Slash.

Is it in your blog? i'll think i might get around to reading it tommarow and make some comments. about it @;-}>

At 6/28/09 09:50 PM, SupraAddict wrote:
At 6/28/09 09:47 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Good catch guys, I missed out on some whistle points, eh, no biggie.

I miss alot of the suff that gets flagged around here nowadays. Just to busy is all, i find myself so busy in the summer so most of my activity will be latter in the night if i even post at all.


Crebbs has been re-made

Huh? Who cares this has been going on for so long i really don't care if he made himself a new account.

At 6/28/09 10:01 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Well, I can't dispute that. But damn if he ain't a persistent little fucker. He's the main reason for my Ag whistle, loser, rofl.

He really is. This has been going on for almost 6 months, most spammers/trolls get tired and leave he just keeps comming back to get his beating.

At 6/28/09 11:24 PM, TheThing wrote: Well, Marco Polo is off again. Well, soon, anyway. I'm leaving on Monday, around 9:15 to get to my school, where I'll then head over to the airport and take a plane to Costa Rica, where I'll stay for 10 days and get back at midnight on July 8th.

Really that sound like alot of fun you got there. I've never been to south america :::i'm i on the right contenent right? i'm not to sure...:::: well i'm sure it will be fun. Along time there you going with family.. friends or just a little trip to relax by yourself. Well have fun and be safe :::we want you back:::

At 6/29/09 12:42 PM, SCTE3 wrote: Seeing as everything seems to look fie so far today, what's everyone been up to or plan to be doing this week?

I had a nice relaxfull weekend as i did almost nothing. I wentover a friends house on friday. Then my uncles house on the next day, messed around with my dirt bike the rest of the day. Sunday was church and then a graduation party to attened. I will say that the food was god awful... i wanted to slap myself for putting all that on my plate.

At 6/29/09 02:24 PM, DumbassDude wrote: Back from Glastonbury fellows, I had a fantastic time, brilliant music including Tom Jones, Blur, Bloc Party, Pendulum and about 20 other bands.

That sounds like a fun time. i went to this years warp tour at the six flags park that was kinda close to wear i live :::about a half hour dive:::

Unfortunately, I am at my grandma's because my mother doesn't trust me with the house while she is on holiday.

That sound like my mom though se would not go on vaction without me as she would never hear the end of it and i bring alot of fun to the trip with my stupitity and i'm usualy in a good mood.


So now I have a shitty connection because I am using one of those internet USB sticks, won't stop me from B/P'ing but it damn it, it's going to take longer.

Even at the rate you are doing thats probaly still more than me. I'm only doing about 10 a day now. I really don't feel like it anymore, i've done it for so long that i have no care to get any further. I do want to reach the final rank sometime in the future.

At 6/29/09 02:58 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Well I'm just packing since I'm going on a tour of America on Saturday....I hope Slash has me down in his books as being away for a month....Anyway, how about you? What do you have planned?

If you don't mind me asking where are you going? A month is along time spand where you could visit alot of the major citys... may i suggest NYC? It is one of my favorite places to to travel to in the states. Then Europe has itlay where i'm from thats where i want to go next summer. Wow i just got off what i started saying. Have fun... looks like this place will be quite for awhile. I will be gone the last week in july for a week to a trip to New York City.

At 6/29/09 04:29 PM, Lizzardis wrote: ~ Leave England to New York

Nice thats the state i live in.

~ Spend 4 days in New York

Where NYC or some other city?

~ Fly to Savannah, Georgia

Nice place to go to it's going to remind you of the early 1900's in some parts.

~ Spend about a week and a half with my family

Thats allways fun to see family you usually don't see very often or at all.

~ Go WITH my family to Florida

Never been there but you should have a good time as long as you stay away from the main land and have fun on all of the beaches and little eating spots.

~ Go BACK to Savannah

Oh sould like you will be spending alot of time there.

29 Days my mother says. Obviously i will be travelling with her.
Need any advice on traveling here?

Hay sup there.

Not travelling as such....I have a few questions if you know anything about New York....Would you like me to ask them?

You can ask away i will be glad to help you with anything you need to know :::even though this question was not directed towards me:::


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-29 23:38:18


At 6/29/09 04:29 PM, Lizzardis wrote: I'm staying with family mostly. This is my rota....Which I probably won't be sticking to! Haha

~ Leave England to New York
~ Spend 4 days in New York

I know New York pretty well. I live in Connecticut, but have a lot of clients there. Where are you staying?

~ Fly to Savannah, Georgia
~ Spend about a week and a half with my family

Watch out for the local constabulary. They are still red-necks down there, and they love to set up speed traps and such for foreigners. Oh, and they ALL carry guns, so please don't piss them off - they have no sense of humor, unless it involves your personal pain or inconvenience!

~ Go WITH my family to Florida
~ Spend a few days there

Florida - God's waiting room. I have family down in Tampa. Had grandparents and older relatives, but they all died in the past 5 years - only have cousins down there now. Nice place, but very humid. Oh, and they have this mutant creature called a "Palmetto Bug". It's an ungodly cross between a giant cockroach and a small vulture. Seriously, these damn things can grow up to 14-16 inches long, fly like buzz-jets, and are damn near impossible to kill. I personally PARKED a car on one - had it square under my tire for a good 15 minutes. Drove off of it - and the damn thing popped up and flew away. If you think New York roaches are bad, you ain't seen nothin' yet!

~ Drive to Miami with my family again
~ Spend a few days there

Beautiful beaches. English is no longer spoken there. Better brush up on your Spanish

~ Go BACK to Savannah

Because you just can't get enough of all that home-cooked grease and grits, huh?

~ Spend the rest of my holiday chilling with my family! :)

Sounds like fun!

Will you be here long?
29 Days my mother says. Obviously i will be travelling with her.

Maybe it will give you both some time to talk (as per our prior conversations)

Need any advice on traveling here?
Not travelling as such....I have a few questions if you know anything about New York....Would you like me to ask them?

Please fire away. PM me if you want. Let me know the dates you plan on being in NY, and maybe there'll be some cool places I can recommend you go visit. Lots to do there, that's for sure!

Glad to help if I can! :)
I'm glad to accept your help! Its usually always the best!

Aw, you're just saying that 'cause you like me! I would like to make your visit to the states a happy and enjoyable one, and if I can give you some good ideas, well, that's what friends do! Let me know, ok?

(on a side note, haven't heard from Krev lately - either she's become very good at stalking me, or she gave up. Come out, come out, where-ever you are!)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-30 00:06:52



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-30 00:29:12


At 6/29/09 11:38 PM, byteslinger wrote: Florida - God's waiting room.

omfg, roflmao. That is so going to go on NGlogs. That just has to go on there. No way around it. That is fucking hilarious.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-30 01:21:15


Wow, I had completely forgotten you live in Pensacola. You'll be like that in 60 years. lmao You get my PM Slash?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-30 01:44:01


Hey speaking of hot places, I'm in Costa Rica right now! It's pretty cool down here

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At 6/30/09 01:44 AM, TheThing wrote: Hey speaking of hot places, I'm in Costa Rica right now! It's pretty cool down here

And I'm in Inverness, Scotland! Wait... that isn't quite as cool, nor anywhere near as hot... damn.

I will resist any further jealous comments, no summer traveling for me this year :(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-30 02:50:34


At 6/30/09 01:44 AM, TheThing wrote: Hey speaking of hot places, I'm in Costa Rica right now! It's pretty cool down here

Costa Rica... very nice, how is the spanish going?

I live in Guatemala, so I have the 'hot weather'... all the year XD
it's pretty cool

about the portal... i have been absent all the weekend... but probable will get more B/P this week (i hope) i am getting really tired of B/Ping... now, i am really considering retirement at 30K...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-30 07:24:04


I noticed the massive deletions of FF I was kinda sad they were for the most part harmless? I did quite like there stuff although the name of them was offensive, but I thought they did some funny flashes thought the intro was funny. So why did they get deleted? they must have broke some rules. Talking of deletion MadnessComat009 or something like that got deleted as well as the person pretending to be AlvinEarthworm. I was looking for Super Mario Broz episode 8 for abusive reviews to flag it a fake episode so I did not find it and found it in the obituaries for 28 June here http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/obituar ies.php?orderby=date&month=06&day=30&yea r=2009&month=6&day=28&year


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At 6/30/09 02:21 AM, Sentio wrote:
At 6/30/09 01:44 AM, TheThing wrote: Hey speaking of hot places, I'm in Costa Rica right now! It's pretty cool down here
And I'm in Inverness, Scotland! Wait... that isn't quite as cool, nor anywhere near as hot... damn.

I will resist any further jealous comments, no summer traveling for me this year :(

I'll trade you - it's sweltering down here in Worcester. About 28 degrees and probably about 50-60% humidity and rising


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