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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-27 14:57:00


Got 20 blams yesterday, been a while since the last time I got double digit blams

Also if the OO can put in more effort...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-27 15:09:46


Hey, if anyone can Scout me, it'd be greatly appreciated. Also, feel free to rate/review all my stuff, including my audio and flash and art. Check this, this was a recent PM request for a sig, see below:

Kick ass huh? I also threw it in the Art Portal.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-27 15:16:02


Ok I have read all of the guidelines, purpose, list of officers, etc. I am ready to proceed.

Haha that would be one monster of a quote!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-27 15:40:58


Tell me about it, when I did quote it, there were only like 1,088 characters left. I'm like HOLY SHIT! That's quite a freaking lot. Hey Slash, I just read chapters 1 and 2 of your Sinners fanfiction, you got some awesome talent. Good humor too. Care to subscribe to mine?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-27 16:56:41


Alright, cool. NO READING AHEAD UNTIL I CONFIRM IT, ok Slash? I'm kinda OCD that way.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-27 16:59:01


I think it's best that I refrained myself from calling people who thinks news blog is good enough for stories a bunch of idiots

As much as I want to insult them I can't or it'll go nowhere

Thought I should let it out


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-27 17:03:32


Well your name is Idiot-Finder you have to find the idiots of NG. Besides, I think you're an awesome writer, along with you too Slash. Now I'm getting psyched about the Literature Portal.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-27 18:04:44


This whole scouting thing is a big pain, I was simply trying to edit a few things, and I got unscouted, personally I don't think that's fair. Sorry about that Lizz. I really was just editing a few of my art submissions. Adding tags, making my poozy sig parodies labeled correctly, instead of "E" I got them marked up to "M" and I get unscouted.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-27 18:12:05


****STOLEN FLASH ALERT****

Stolen:

Original:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WjOn5TNj BM

If this is a DP, I'm sorry.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-27 18:53:00


Well, I blew it anyway. I hope you left comments on my stories. BTW, when did you submit your stories Slash?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-27 20:47:47


At 6/27/09 07:37 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Speaking of Pimp, hasn't he been doing a bit of B/P'ing himself lately? I just heard that he was going for Sup. Commander. Must have just been a rumour then.

I just looked, and it seems he's at Private right now. He's clearly voting on more than 5 submissions a day, since last I looked was in December, and he was a Police Sergeant or some such. But if he does become Supreme Commander, what the Hell would that mean for anyone else, especially when he reaches Level 60? And if he were to get a Deity Whistle on top of that... Wouldn't that look awesome? In fact, thanks to an awesome bit of technology called Firebug, we don't need to guess: I have it right here what it would look like!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-27 21:34:11


At 6/27/09 08:53 PM, Lizzardis wrote: What I want to know is, you know how Pimp is going to be level 60, and if he does get Sup. Commander, that's all good and well, but before long and after a few years EVERYONE will have that....Then won't it get a bit....Boring?

Well, my guess is that there will be more levels in the oncoming redesign. Maybe they are going to add more B/P ranks too, who knows. Hopefully it will all happen this year :D

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-27 21:53:20


Congratulations on the advancement, Lizz! Also, I don't post for almost a day and I come back and an original flash gets flagged while the stolen one passes. What the Hell is happening?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-27 21:58:33


What's this about an upcoming redesign? I remember the 06 redesign, but I've yet to see anything from Tom mentioning an 09 redesign.

Anyway, I think you Slash, and you too Idiot-Finder should get your stuff published. It's awesome writing.

I just watched Clint Eastwood's The Changeling and let me just say, the LAPD back in 1928 were total douchebags.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-27 22:08:49


At 6/27/09 09:58 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: What's this about an upcoming redesign? I remember the 06 redesign, but I've yet to see anything from Tom mentioning an 09 redesign.

Anyway, I think you Slash, and you too Idiot-Finder should get your stuff published. It's awesome writing.

I'd rather avoid lawsuits.

If you want to know how it began, go to the 51+ thread and it dates back in spring last year.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-27 22:15:31


At 6/27/09 09:58 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: What's this about an upcoming redesign? I remember the 06 redesign, but I've yet to see anything from Tom mentioning an 09 redesign.

You mean 07 redesign, right? Tom mentioned something about a redesign in the future... Let me find the post...

(After checking Tom's last posts).

There are several mentions of a new redesign in this thread. The following are all quoted from Tom's posts:

"Stamper is saving the pretty for the redesign"(after someone mentioned the current wide layout was ugly).

"The Art Portal will DEFINITELY be included in the redesign, as it is launching well before it. The Lit Portal is more in question at the moment, although it is definitely coming. We're only so many people. :("

"There will be lots of adjustments in the redesign."

"For those of you who don't like the results of the related content, this is not the final algorithm so hold-tight. We will also be re-examining the placement of this in the final redesign."

The best thing you can do is going to Tom's posting history, and ctrl+f "redesign", lol.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-27 22:15:32


The DD at it again I'm sure this is stolen if you see the flash it got an address from a Japanese site but the text is small

I noticed two DD under judgment and yes Chris Beer back again. I have just watched the Zone-Sama flash what a brilliant flash love her work the long wait was well worth it. I can see why it took so long to complete funny, and really graphic but in my opinion she is the best hentai artist out there.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-27 22:29:55


I is back! Well, at least until Monday.

For those who care, I had a great time at Boy's State. It's this government thing run by the American Legion.

But that was the boring part. The 52 guys in my town were hilarious. Although we didn't win Best City, we were the most fun city, even the counselor, who had been there for 18 years said that. The best night was Municipal Court night, where we arrested the counselor mentioned above for raping one of the kids, and Token (the only black guy) was arrested for being black (which was plead not guilty to).

But it was more than that; a bond was created between all of us, we spent many late nights laughing and joking around together, talking about our fortunate luck that a group from Italy was spending the week at the College also, and about what our lives were at home.

For some (not in our city), this one of the worst weeks that they could have gone through. But for me and my 51 other statesmen, this was the greatest week of our lives, forming friendships that will hopefully last forever.

Just remember - it's not gay, it's Boy's State!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-27 23:25:40


"NOTE: Ryu and Fiakin getting their asses handed to them so easily is exactly what would happen if a competent trainer (aka, not Ash) were to fight Jessie and James in the anime. I mean, seriously...those guys suck. All three of them. Slash with two badges is already far beyond what Ash Ketchum could ever hope to be...that HAY YOU GUYS LETS USE THUNDERSHOCK ON AN ONIX LOLOLOL bitch.

Let's go ahead and Earthquake a Pidgey while we're at it!
:sigh: douchebag. "

That is fucking hilarious Slash. Especially the Pidgey part, roflmfao. Genius.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-28 00:09:43


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-28 00:56:01


Looking at the most recent signups, there's a LightningOzone, three Snaws accounts, and of course, you-know-who. Couple Ducks in yesterday's Obituaries. Wade must have deleted them for what is probably the 5th, 6th time this week. They sure are persistent buggers, I'll give them that.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-28 01:13:46


Yea, but with them around means more whistle points and blam points for everyone. I just wish they'd fucking grow up already. I mean, really.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-28 02:37:13


****STOLEN FLASH****

I'm positive that I've seen this somewhere before on this site and it passed. However, I can't find the original.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-28 07:11:58


Just dropping by to see what's up, been busy and stuff.

At 6/25/09 11:56 AM, SlntCobra1 wrote: You misspelled my name again.

Maybe your parents should have named you something easier to spell than SlntCobra1.

The rest of you, continue.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-28 11:41:02


At 6/28/09 08:25 AM, Crebx wrote:
It's painfully unprofessional and damaging to my reputation.

Reputation as what? Worthless portal spammer?

Found one.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-28 12:10:35


At 6/28/09 11:41 AM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Found one.

ABOUT DAMN TIME!! roflmfao. I was wondering when you were gonna do that for him. It's so hilarious. You really need ot keep count of how many you've found. It just makes it tat much funnier.

Oh and congrats on the level up Slash and on the rank up Lizz.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-28 12:33:09


It's already been a sorry weekend, celebrities are dropping like flies

What's next? Marian Hossa dead from <insert suicide method>?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-28 12:35:55


Tell me about it, the Grim Reaper has been busy as all hell. The world will miss Billy Mays. He's one of the few I actually liked. We all thought that Swayze would've been dead before now, apparently not. 'Tis a sad day. Not to mention, I recently saw an episode of Pitchmen. Who's next, Anthony Sullivan from being around household cleaners?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-28 13:03:24


Not long ago I was thinking about writing the fifth intermission story which is a parody of "Stranger calls" urban legend featuring MJ.

I guess it's going to be put on hold for a bit, anyway shedinja will be the next "Villian of the chapter"

Familiar with Yu Yu Hakusho? One technique will be featured in that chapter as well.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-28 13:09:33


Wow, DBZ, Yu Yu Hakusho, and Pokemon. You're really going all out, ain't ya?


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