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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-14 17:58:27


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-14 19:34:10


At 6/14/09 05:42 PM, byteslinger wrote: Well, I don't consider myself "normal", and not a /'guy/' *checks down pants and confirms statement*. But that's okay - I've been more active here as well on the NG Logs pages and site.

By normal i just ment the regulars who usually post here 1 or more times in any given day. The guy thing im sorry it was just a general statement refering to the "group". Good to see you have a sence of humor and did not flip out @;-}> Allways good to see new members of such high quality enter the club.


You might get a break - I'm finally working again (part time) so my B/P and portal time took a little hit - only getting about 60+ a day now. It's okay if you get back to the top again - I can't stay on top forever. So, please, go for it!

At my hight in the begining of the year i was only pulling 60-65 a day or about 434 a week..... that was along time ago so i am practicing this weekend :::yes i really said that::: and since i am free most of next week i will try to pull it off once again so you my have some minor competition for a few weeks.


Glad to see you back and active again!

Thanks, glad to see you posting @;-}>


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-14 20:13:07


Alright, I got my bronze whistle back, now let's see how long it takes me to either fuck it up all over again, or go up to silver. I hope it's the latter.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-14 20:22:13


At 6/14/09 08:13 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Alright, I got my bronze whistle back, now let's see how long it takes me to either fuck it up all over again, or go up to silver. I hope it's the latter.

Good job! I have some advice for you as i went through the same thing meny times. I would get up to bronze and even silver at times and a day latter i would drop to garbage and i realized over time that i was flagging alot of borderline reviews, that could be considered abbusive or could not. So i would just flag the things that really pop out to you even though that is much less that what you may be doing then or now it is stll better then lossing your whistle to becoming normal or even garbage again.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-14 20:27:29


At 6/14/09 08:13 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Alright, I got my bronze whistle back, now let's see how long it takes me to either fuck it up all over again, or go up to silver. I hope it's the latter.

You talk about it like it just depended on luck :/

Getting a silver whistle or "fucking up" depends on you and you only.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-14 21:35:00


****MALICIOUS FLASH ALERT****

Re-submitted:

Previously blammed:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/49 9447


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-14 21:58:18


Yes there have been some new people joining. Cool picture SintCobra1 like it and thanks for the link to resubmitted flash. Chris Beer is famous for that now back as DD on yet another new alt I better keep an eye out. Did anyone see the movie? on the link to Polls

Good once it gets going funny dark humor. idiot-buster your close to Commander well done!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-14 22:03:10


Oy, this happened in the NGPD as well. My name is SLntCobra1. It's a lower-case "L" not a captial "I(i)" it's pronounced "Silent" but at the time I had AOL and they were being dicks so I couldn't use the full word Silent, so I shortened it to Slnt.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-14 22:59:00


At 6/14/09 08:13 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Alright, I got my bronze whistle back, now let's see how long it takes me to either fuck it up all over again, or go up to silver. I hope it's the latter.

Congrats on the bronze whistle. Just mark the obvious stuff and you'll be fine. I recently submitted a new movie and had three abusive reviews on it, but they were all gone. The movie was live action with flash over it and I got three reviews or so that told me to go to youtube, etc.. The one even called one of the actors a fag. ^^

Oh well, obviously they allow videos on newgrounds since they give you an option to add people as "Actors" when you coauthor them. I just try to link people to Numa Numa and give them a short explanation of how it was submitted here before anywhere else and move on. The reviews end up getting deleted anyway so I don't know if they read it or not.

Also, good job finding the malicious flash. Looks like it was blammed before it was whistled. Usually that's what happens to resubmitted stuff.

Anyway, if anyone wants to check out my movie go ahead. It was an old project that we gave up on so it didn't turn out the best, but we still wanted people to see it. It was a runner up. 8th place on the day. Not an award, but I'll try for one next time I guess.

Any honest reviews are appreciated and will be responded to.

For those of you that remember my movie Beneath the Sheets I'll be submitted Beneath the Sheets 2 here on Friday or Saturday. When I look back on it now I'm kind of disappointed with it. Piss poor quality for the video, but now that my upload limit is 20 MB our movies have been turning out really well. Anyway, I hope you guys check it out while it's in the portal!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-15 01:26:06


At 6/14/09 10:59 PM, Corky52 wrote: Any honest reviews are appreciated and will be responded to.

Heh, I'm going to review it right after I vote on all the UJ's. :)

Ehm, anyways, I've just gotten back from being grounded over the weekend. Is there anything I should know about that happened lately? I just finished skimming through the last page or so, and I can barely even remember reading it at all. Maybe that's because it's like 2 AM or something here.

Well, I'm going to go vote on the UJ's now.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-15 04:02:09


At 6/14/09 05:42 PM, byteslinger wrote: and not a /'guy/' *checks down pants and confirms statement*.

*Walks up to you, flashes my badge quickly so you can't see my job title has no authority right here*
I'm sorry ma'am (not really,) but you're going to need a second opinion to make that statement into law.

*Snaps glove.*

Oh I forgot: *Fancy Blue-CSI Latex Glove Salute.*

At 6/14/09 10:59 PM, Corky52 wrote: Just mark the obvious stuff and you'll be fine.

I can't reword or restate what everyone has said thus far- this is the solid truth. I stopped borderline flagging after I lost my gold bling the first time.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-15 04:31:40


He is back again this has the same horrid picture of the Holocaust and its no game either he keeps submitting the same shit over and over.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-15 10:03:32


At 6/15/09 04:31 AM, phantomlassuk wrote: He is back again this has the same horrid picture of the Holocaust and its no game either he keeps submitting the same shit over and over.

Ehh . . I didn't catch that. Why must he run this into the ground so? Well, I'll try and catch something else. I seem to be having a string of off days. I was up way late last night, so I'm REALLY tired now.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-15 10:07:04


At 6/15/09 04:02 AM, KrevZabijak wrote:
At 6/14/09 05:42 PM, byteslinger wrote: and not a /'guy/' *checks down pants and confirms statement*.
*Walks up to you, flashes my badge quickly so you can't see my job title has no authority right here*
I'm sorry ma'am (not really,) but you're going to need a second opinion to make that statement into law.

*Snaps glove.*

Oh I forgot: *Fancy Blue-CSI Latex Glove Salute.*

Why do you need gloves to take a peek?

Oh, that's right - you're stalking me, and this is just another chance to get up close and personal.

*Sigh* OK, just be gentle. (the things I do for my fan-base). Don't want to have an angry stalker now, do we???

But NO pictures this time - got it!?!?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-15 10:31:01


A big do for me today as i just :::worked::: hard last night to get my new shinny commander badge now i see myself as a threat to any inactive user on the B/P list it also gave me a nice voting power boost up to 10.71 not to bad since now i am on the Top voting power list.

Good work Phantom For finding that flash since Chris or whatever his name has been deleted so meny times i could never figure out if its the same guy or not. He really is a persistent little bastered. I can't believe that he's been doing this for like 3 months now.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-15 10:38:53


I was just checking through the Help/FAQ section of moderators because i hear that there are now "User Page" Moderators according to EyeLovePoozy.

Anyways.. this seems to be the future Art Mods according to the Help/FAQ section:

Art Moderators: AlmightyHans, BlackmarketKraig, BlueHippo, BoMToons, deadspread83, Egoraptor, JadeTheAssassin, Luis, poxpower, ReNaeNae, and SardonicSamurai.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-15 10:47:07


Stolen, he even admits it.

At 6/15/09 10:38 AM, DarkSoldier wrote: Art Moderators: AlmightyHans, BlackmarketKraig, BlueHippo, BoMToons, deadspread83, Egoraptor, JadeTheAssassin, Luis, poxpower, ReNaeNae, and SardonicSamurai.

That seems about right, the people I mean, perhaps a few more are needed, considering the first few weeks are going to be fucking hectic for them.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-15 13:25:23


Another malicious MyBrute-spawning submission.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-15 14:34:30


At 6/15/09 02:27 PM, Lizzardis wrote: What about this flash?:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/49 9530
He said that it wasn't his....Flag as stolen?

I see where you are comming from, but i tried to find it and nothing came up on any well known game sites which leads me to believe that he friend has made it and does not know what to do with it and he just posted here for his friend. Now i really don't know what to do on this one i would just leave it. The other flash submitted by him is very similar to this one in question so i will take a closer look it to things.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-15 14:36:19


If you ask me, I think having user page mods is being just a bit invasive and infringes on our rights. I mean if we have to rant in our news posts and then if we have mods, what the fuck is left? Nothing, that's what. I mean, what the fuck happened to our fourth amendment rights?

ATTENTION LIZZARDIS: FYI, the IV Amendment to the US Constitution is the right to privacy(this is just in case you didn't know, nothing personal)[this is a side note to all those outside the USA]

I think we should take this up with Tom and Wade. You would think that since the mods tell us that we can do whatever the fuck we want in our user pages, they should have no right to moderate our pages. That's our personal area on NG. It'd be the mods contradicting themselves as far as I'm concerned.

WHO'S WITH ME?

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-15 15:00:24


Well within reason yes, but I still feel like it'd be infringing on our IV Amendment rights. That's just how I feel as a US Citizen. Also, you might want to get some knowledge of the US Constitution since you're going to be over here for a month. You might be in a conversation and the US Constitution might pop up in said conversation. It might do you a world of good.

get on AIM would ya?

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-15 16:01:02


At 6/15/09 10:07 AM, byteslinger wrote: awesome hilarious post

*dies laughing* Awesomesauce. Okay, she's verified guys. Back to the portal for me..

At 6/15/09 10:31 AM, idiot-buster wrote: I can't believe that he's been doing this for like 3 months now.

WHAT?!?!?!?!? For serious?! I think I remember him being here when I joined back in February. Am I wrong?

At 6/15/09 10:38 AM, DarkSoldier wrote: I was just checking through the Help/FAQ section of moderators because i hear that there are now "User Page" Moderators according to EyeLovePoozy.

Oooooooh. About time.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-15 16:18:32


Cobra, the Constitution applies to privately owned industries and companies. This website is not a Democracy; we are users who agree to abide by the rules of said website. We as users have limited rights within a given establishment. You've already given up some of your right by signing up in the first place. Anyway, congrats on obtaining a Bronze Whistle again :D.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-15 16:27:09


I assume that by giving up some of my rights, you mean, selling my soul? roflmao Thanks.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-15 16:28:13


At 6/15/09 02:36 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: If you ask me, I think having user page mods is being just a bit invasive and infringes on our rights.

Well, there's nothing wrong if you disagree with this, but honestly, that amendment has nothing to do with this and is not a valid point. Your user page is provided by Newgrounds, and belongs to Newgrounds, and when you sign up you agree to abide certain rules, which you must follow. There is some stuff that you obviously can't post in your user page (as there are things that you can't post in the forums), and I think it's a good idea that now there are people who moderate that.

I don't know if this is true, but before, it was Wade the one who had to delete the news posts, now he'll have less work to do which is a good think. It's the same as before, when Wade was the only one who could delete reviews.

Also, this post is much well written than mine:

At 6/15/09 04:18 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote: Cobra, the Constitution applies to privately owned industries and companies. This website is not a Democracy; we are users who agree to abide by the rules of said website. We as users have limited rights within a given establishment. You've already given up some of your right by signing up in the first place.

And nobody said that you won't be able to post rants anymore. Again, I don't know much about what the staff is planning to do, but posting rants and stupid stuff was allowed before, so my guess is that it will still be allowed now. I'm pretty sure that the rules will be the same, but now there will be more people moderating.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-15 17:24:15


Another advert flash, this time for someone's blog:

Functions only to bring you to his or her blogspot. I've whistled it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-15 18:12:25


Hello Sir, I am a beginner sir!
I bow to you sir!
I like cheese sir!
I would like to join the Elite Guard Force sir!
Please make me an Elite Guard member sir.
I will be a very loyal soldier to those of a higher rank than me and even those that have a lower rank than me if there even is one. I'm a private in training and a few B/P points away from being the next rank and am slowly growing to Sup. Commander sir!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-15 18:30:05


At 6/15/09 06:12 PM, KingExodus wrote: Hello Sir, I am a beginner sir!
I bow to you sir!
I like cheese sir!
I would like to join the Elite Guard Force sir!
Please make me an Elite Guard member sir.
I will be a very loyal soldier to those of a higher rank than me and even those that have a lower rank than me if there even is one. I'm a private in training and a few B/P points away from being the next rank and am slowly growing to Sup. Commander sir!

Eh, you don't have to say 'sir' all the time here. Some of us are girls you know. Anyway, I looked over your profile, and you seem to be intelligent and you look like you know your way around everything. I have but one problem with your posts. They're kinda on the short side, which isn't exactly what I'd hope to see in a new recruit. Eh, well, if you really want in, you have my support. Now all you have to do is wait for the higher-ups to accept you.

Damn, I'm tired >.>

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-15 18:36:26


Well my shorts may be short and all but don't worry they are possessed with much quality so you won't be worrying much about my posts. Anyways now I just have to await my approval and thanks for supporting me mate. Anyways I think you guys will be helping me partially raise my Whistle and maybe even cheer me on on my adventure to becoming Sup. Commander.

:I also feel tired =S


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-06-15 18:38:56


Speaking of which,you have to have a bronze whistle before you are considered a new member. That is a rule set down by SlashFirestorm. Work on that whistle dude. Once you are a member and fuck up your whistle, you're still a member, but before you are a member, you must have a bronze whistle.


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