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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-27 04:03:14


At 4/26/09 10:56 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: What do you mean new account? I remember the alt I saw that popped up last month, and the main one, GenderlessHooker...

Oh right did not know he had an alt last month. When I asked why he got his account deleted? he said he had no idea why but I don't really believe he does not have any idea. Only saw loads of his deleted stuff in yesterday obituaries http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/49 2989. Just one of the many. Welcome back Lizzardis. I like the idea of the Lit Portal its about stories and writing right? I tend to lurk but like the idea. Hopefully it wont be like Newgrounds Chat.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-27 12:26:09



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-27 17:09:04


All credit to SlntCobra1 of the NGPD for catching this one.

About 2 minutes in there is actual live-action footage of hardcore anal sex, ergo unsuitable (also could be technically flagged as stolen, apparently it was stolen from Brazzers.com ;P)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-27 17:38:07


Annoyingly enough, it fucking passed!!!! Three letters:

WTF?!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-27 17:42:09


At 4/27/09 05:38 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Annoyingly enough, it fucking passed!!!! Three letters:

WTF?!

Most Newgrounders on the Portal don't bother watching beyond the first few seconds of a flash. That's also one of the reasons why fake preloaders and [good intro/terrible content] submissions manage to pass judgment.

I'll take care of informing Wade about it. Our Portal Violations Officer will keep track of its fate.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-27 17:51:07


Thank you very much Slash. Thank you.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-27 18:00:39


At 4/27/09 05:38 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Annoyingly enough, it fucking passed!!!! Three letters:

WTF?!

Annoying as it is, try to forget it, it will be dealt with. Also, I think the author knows we are onto him. Brace yourselves, because I laughed when I read his edited author comments:

"There's nothing wrong with the ending you whistle whoring pieces of shit I rated it accordingly and Tom himself has even seen it and said it was fine kill yourselves."

Haha, oh wow. There's so much wrong with that statement I don't know where to start (although the highlighted parts are a start).

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-27 18:04:08


No shit, Sherlock. lmfao. God, I just loathe these spammers with a fucking passion. *sigh* Other tan whistling and balmming, what else can we do?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-27 18:04:32


And now it's been deleted. :-D

Justice sometimes moves slowly, and sometimes it moves very quickly. :-D


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-27 18:07:50


At 4/27/09 06:04 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: No shit, Sherlock. lmfao. God, I just loathe these spammers with a fucking passion. *sigh* Other tan whistling and balmming, what else can we do?

Not much, our Portal Violation Officer will report it to the powers that be, who will hopefully delete it promptly, and then we move on. It's all we can do, we're always going to be fighting against the tide, just enjoy the battles we win and forget the ones we don't.

Speaking of which, you-know-who got his account deleted for the umpteenth time, although I doubt that the result will differ at all, he'll be back.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-27 18:09:25


At 4/27/09 06:05 PM, Basgetball-Johnson wrote: I deleted it myself suck my dick B)

Either way, the Portal wins. Thanks for doing the right thing. Now just refrain from doing it again and everything will be copacetic.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-27 18:12:40


At 4/27/09 06:05 PM, Basgetball-Johnson wrote: I deleted it myself suck my dick B)

And? Same result regardless. It was inevitable, all you've done is been a man about it and taken it down yourself...then let that down by being childish about it.

Keep yourself out of trouble, if that stuff gets caught by admins they aren't usually too forgiving about it.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-27 18:18:48


At 4/27/09 12:34 PM, Lizzardis wrote:
At 4/27/09 12:26 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/49 3223
Could be stolen, not sure so I didn't flag it since they both use gmail.
What is it stolen from though? Have another link?

http://www.zigzagame.net/

You could try looking somewhere around the username.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-27 18:58:49


At 4/27/09 05:42 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 4/27/09 05:38 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Annoyingly enough, it fucking passed!!!! Three letters:

WTF?!
Most Newgrounders on the Portal don't bother watching beyond the first few seconds of a flash. That's also one of the reasons why fake preloaders and [good intro/terrible content] submissions manage to pass judgment.

I'll take care of informing Wade about it. Our Portal Violations Officer will keep track of its fate.

Don't forget that we have some people here who aren't on DSL or who are impatient or just system abusers, see a 9meg flash, or hell even 6 and above, and just vote five because "aw hell it's a big file must be a good one".

In other news, I'm going insane. Not good.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-27 19:07:10


Why do you say you're going insane, Krev?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-27 19:23:59


At 4/27/09 06:58 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: In other news, I'm going insane. Not good.

I've been down that road before. Ended up in a hospital for a week in late August after failing at a half-assed, less-than-serious suicide attempt. See, the secret to not losing it is to look for a moment away from the things that are causing it, and go and do the things you like. Maybe you'll be refreshed when you come back to the annoyances, or the place where the voices speak to you, or whatever.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-27 20:49:11


Idiot-Finder I don't think it is stolen if you see the link on his page http://zigzagame.newgrounds.com/ it links to the website zigzagame. Also I Goggled the link and found some results http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/ZigZa Gamehttp://www.coolbuddy.com/?cid=164. He say in his comments that it is not stolen but of course you cant always believe that. But I'm sure this may be legit also I have found that Gmail address does not always mean its stolen.

Now some from NGDD linked this but could this be stolen?

From here

http://powerminers.lego.com/en-us/games/
rockrocket.aspx

This one makes no sense the game does not work plus the author won a few trophies why would he steal this any idea?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-27 20:54:21


Sorry messed up some links this is one http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/ZigZa Game and also http://www.coolbuddy.com/?cid=164

You mean Chris Beer yes his account gone again but the odd thing is the other author which may be his alt is still there.

Maybe this entry is legit any idea?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-27 21:33:33


Looks like a hacked account to me, the fifth one I've seen this month. (Not by Chris, but who knows.)

Stolen.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-27 21:49:51


Good work okay I think these may be stolen two flashes

From here

http://mundocanibal.uol.com.br/

From here

http://www.2dplay.com/run-ronaldo-run/ru n-ronaldo-run-info.htm

Some of the stolen reviews were odd but I did some looking found this not good http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/lipbe ssa I will get on to Tom Fulp.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-28 21:11:35


Fab aura combo breaker.

.... Wow.

I didn't watch it yet but you know who it's by. Hee. :3


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-29 03:19:05


Well guys, I got quite a shock today. I logged in, went to the Portal, and had a look at the two flashes that won Turd and Underdog:

That's when something amazing happened. I discovered, for the first time in a while, these flashes won the awards legitimately! No fileswapping, or renaming it so to incite anger. These two flashes were never submitted solely to win these awards, it just happened. The Turd even gave me a cheap chuckle (plus the tune is catchy as hell).

Never lose faith, because you never know when you might be surprised.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-29 08:34:57


At 4/29/09 03:19 AM, RohantheBarbarian wrote: That's when something amazing happened. I discovered, for the first time in a while, these flashes won the awards legitimately! No fileswapping, or renaming it so to incite anger. These two flashes were never submitted solely to win these awards, it just happened. The Turd even gave me a cheap chuckle (plus the tune is catchy as hell).

Yeah, Malachy has a massive campaign going on Tuesday nights to delete and ban users participating in award theft (writing masses of 10 rated reviews for Review Crew Pick and Underdog) and Wade is deleting quite a few dodgy things that would usually be turd worthy.

The system is working again.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-29 13:16:38


At 4/29/09 11:02 AM, Lizzardis wrote:
At 4/29/09 08:34 AM, Coop83 wrote: The system is working again.
The next step...Eliminate spammers altogether!
I know it will never happen, but it would be good if it would happen, I mean they can't IP ban them as it is easy to change your IP. I suppose deleting them will have to do for now.

Eliminating all spammers is impossible. I'm not talking about NG, but all websites. There are always people who will spam, there will always new people who will find this website and decide to spam it, and it's not that bad actually. The only bad thing is when they steal awards, which apparently didn't happen this week :)

It is a great progress, it feels great to watch a shitty flash that legitimately was named as turd of the week. Props to Wade and review mods (especially Malachy, I suppose) for this :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-29 14:05:12


Sorry I've been kind of quiet lately on the EGB board - been busy on another project - I'm the new caretaker of the NG Log site now! I've been working with Casualty these past few weeks, and it's just about ready for cutover. You can read it here on my page post: NG Log - Under New Management

Once that settles in, I'll be a little more active here. At least I found something useful to do in all my spare time!

Oh, and on the prior topic of blocking spam, and the mods and the Fulps being more active in deleting the crud - I'm happy to see that, and if there's a way we can start to automate spam blocking (by IP or smarter name recognition or reading the comments from the author or...whatever) I think that would be the next step. But all of this so far has been a great step in the right direction - and I am glad I can be part of it!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-29 14:52:56


******Re-Submission alert******

Original:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/493412Thanks Guys

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-29 15:29:10


****POSSIBLY STOLEN FLASH ALERT****

Stolen:

I know I've seen this before, I just can't for the life of me remember where it is on NG. Help, please!!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-29 20:14:47


Would this be unsuitable?

It's not flash.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-29 20:19:56


At 4/29/09 08:14 PM, bdash1990 wrote: Would this be unsuitable?
It's not flash.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/49 3493
*Salutes smartly*

As long as it isn't stolen there isn't anything wrong with it at all. Even if it isn't flash it is still allowed here on newgrounds. You do know that right? Just as an example Numa Numa was first submitted to newgrounds before any other place.

That isn't flash and it is perfectly suitable. Just because he's stating he hates republicans doesn't mean it's unsuitable and just because it isn't flash doesn't mean it isn't unsuitable.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-04-29 21:04:14


I know I may sound like a broken record (and an annoying one at that), but I would like anyone to read meh story. It may be long, but I swear on my mother's future grave that it's worth it.

Please please please read it and post a comment on my page.