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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 14:52:50


At 1/28/06 01:33 PM, Rslegend wrote: Here you go eaglerock, I found it.

Thanks...I saw. You seemed to handle it well enough in the NGPD. If you get enough flack for it, I'll say something about it.

At 1/28/06 02:47 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: I don't consider his method good either. Voting 0 or 5 simply will ruin fairness in any aspect. Let's say that a submission would be blammed with a score of 1.58. If he thinks that it is worthy to save with a 2 and vote 5 just to give the best chance to save it, then the submission would probably sneak in which it should not.

Very good example, Captain. That is the reason for my apprehension towards that voting style as well. It is not helping the Portal; it is a detriment to the sumbissions that pass or get blammed.

On the other hand, he may also blam some submissions that deserve to pass with a big fat 0. As Elite Guards, we should judge entries based on fairness and give them what they deserve instead of simply voting 0 or 5 just to increase the chance for them to be blammed or saved. Voting fairly is also the main purpose of NG, that's why we have more buttons (0 to 5) to click than 0 and 5.

Yes. They ARE there for a reason!!

On a side note, I occationally found out that the NGPD was threatened by a mod (Evark) again because he thought that NGPD looked similar with NG Army and the Blam Club.

That's not good...I hope Captain Rslegend has all in order.

It will be terrible if our brand organization gets locked. I hope that the members there can spend some time reading our posts here so that they can post some quality posts.

By brand organization, I assume you mean "branch" organization. They are NOT our branch...they are their own entity with their own leaders and their own rules. We have no affect on them whatsoever besides any alliances or respect we generate from them. It is kind of insulting to insinuate that they are nothing but a section of our Barracks.

However, thanks for your post, as I think that'll help people realize why voting just 0 and 5 is a problem. I've been trying to come up with an ironclad example as to why it is bad, and you did that for me. Thanks, sir!

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 15:00:11


Well, I'm within 380 points of getting to Elite Guard Sergeant First Class. Yay for me. *gets wasted and somehow winds up in bed with three German Shephards and a Chihuahua*
Anyways, Second Lieutenant EagleRock, sir, how did you want us to proceed with the creation of the Mafia website? I figured I could do some stuff with an IF board if you were busy, which I figured you were. I, on the other hand, just have like eight pages of a novel to finish by Monday and a worksheet from AP US History that, since the teacher doesn't know whether or not I have the book for it, I'd be able to slide until Wednesday, by which time I'd have more than completed the assigned sheet.
What do you think?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 15:20:02


Thanks for you reply, Eagle. I have read through a few pages of NGPD, and I guess that I've found that the reasons why Evark was threatening.
1. Too many short posts, even including posts like "Oh, snap! BB fileswap!" and many other one sentence posts.
2. Some members namely snarfclock have the habit of posting one sentence posts.
3. When they see a BB fileswap, they start talking about how the BB members have polluted NG and how to deal with them at the wrong place. (I even doubt that they know where to go if they want to talk about stuffs like that.) As a result, NGPD looks more and more like a Blam Club, that was the main reason why Evark threatened them.
4. Lack of excellent leadership. Ever since our former Police Captain K-P (I like to call him this way, lol!) left because of promotion, the quality of posts at NGPD has dropped. Darth is the founder of NGPD, but he rarely shows up. In order to solve all the chaos and disorders, a strong leadership is required.
The four points were what I discovered from reading recent posts at NGPD, I hope that some of them can drop by here and learn from this posts. Salutes!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 15:32:55


At 1/28/06 03:00 PM, psykolord wrote: Well, I'm within 380 points of getting to Elite Guard Sergeant First Class. Yay for me.

Right now, I'm at around 500 B/P until Lieutenant General. The last B/P rank that will increase me VP by 2%. Expect me to get Lieutenant General at around 8th February.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 15:47:24


The new B/P ranks 51+ update is here for several hours now. I average was only 6 points away from my target but I'm improving... I moved 15 spots and Eagle moved 20. Eagle now you see well how it gets harder, I'm sure you know by now you are in the big leagues. Any way I have a massive head ache so a little more portal work until the portal clams down and then, 13 hours of sleep.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 15:49:37


Hello EGB! I am here to talk about what i said on the NGPD, What i am talking about is that we deciding that we will no longer review those flashes anymore. If we continue to review them. It will encourge them so they will spam the portal. We might think about making a flash about that and send it worldwide on NG. We are letting you Elite Guards to talk about it.

*general salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 15:51:13


At 1/28/06 03:49 PM, JohnCena751 wrote: Hello EGB! I am here to talk about what i said on the NGPD, What i am talking about is that we deciding that we will no longer review those flashes anymore. If we continue to review them. It will encourge them so they will spam the portal. We might think about making a flash about that and send it worldwide on NG. We are letting you Elite Guards to talk about it.

*general salutes*

Sorry for the double postes but it is the BB flashes that i talk about. Just to let all of you know Thank You.
*salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 15:54:56


At 1/28/06 03:20 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Thanks for you reply, Eagle. I have read through a few pages of NGPD, and I guess that I've found that the reasons why Evark was threatening.
1. Too many short posts, even including posts like "Oh, snap! BB fileswap!" and many other one sentence posts.

I have been trying to discourage this with many of our members, but they always respond in a manner like this "Hey I'll post what i want, Im not gona post long jus for you"
No one there seems to respect me or anyone else who tries to actually take initiative.

2. Some members namely snarfclock have the habit of posting one sentence posts.

I actually am going to try to stop him. Up until now I have put up with it, playfully telling him to stop. But if he risks the thread getting locked, I am not going to put up with it.

3. When they see a BB fileswap, they start talking about how the BB members have polluted NG and how to deal with them at the wrong place. (I even doubt that they know where to go if they want to talk about stuffs like that.)

I'll adress the officers about this in a moment.

As a result, NGPD looks more and more like a Blam Club, that was the main reason why Evark threatened them.

4. Lack of excellent leadership.

=( sorry.

Ever since our former Police Captain K-P (I like to call him this way, lol!) left because of promotion, the quality of posts at NGPD has dropped.

Well, maybe the troops just respected him more then they respect me, so they don't follow my orders to lengthen their posts and not to spam.

Darth is the founder of NGPD, but he rarely shows up. In order to solve all the chaos and disorders, a strong leadership is required.

Again, sorry to dissapoint you.

The four points were what I discovered from reading recent posts at NGPD, I hope that some of them can drop by here and learn from this posts. Salutes!

Hopefully
*salutes!*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 15:58:48


At 1/28/06 03:49 PM, JohnCena751 wrote: Hello EGB! I am here to talk about what i said on the NGPD, What i am talking about is that we deciding that we will no longer review those flashes anymore. If we continue to review them. It will encourge them so they will spam the portal. We might think about making a flash about that and send it worldwide on NG. We are letting you Elite Guards to talk about it.

*general salutes*

I don't know if that's the best course of action...it would, itself, be giving the BB more attention, likely attracted reviews from BB haters about how much they indeed suck, and BB members who will flame you...but I do agree that we should not review BB movies, as it just gives them more attention.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 16:43:44


Malicious alert, guys! Check "smackhead", the author has submitted three times in the last 10 minutes. (one by his alt account) Feel free to whistle. :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 18:21:54


At 1/28/06 03:20 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Thanks for you reply, Eagle. I have read through a few pages of NGPD, and I guess that I've found that the reasons why Evark was threatening.

I was wondering what Evark was talking about. Reviewing his post, it was kind of wierd that he came just to say what he did. I'm sure there were underlying reasons, sir, like you claim.

1. Too many short posts, even including posts like "Oh, snap! BB fileswap!" and many other one sentence posts.

Ugh. So annoying. I don't mind a one-liner that makes sense or is pertinent to the conversation, but spamlike conversation should be kept to chat rooms and nothing else. Forums are meant for a reason...so you can get out your thoughts all in one post...not TEN.

2. Some members namely snarfclock have the habit of posting one sentence posts.

True again, sir.

3. When they see a BB fileswap, they start talking about how the BB members have polluted NG and how to deal with them at the wrong place. (I even doubt that they know where to go if they want to talk about stuffs like that.) As a result, NGPD looks more and more like a Blam Club, that was the main reason why Evark threatened them.

I cannot stand that. What is wrong with a group of people posting their flash, no matter how crappy it is? True, they do fileswap, but that should not reflect their normal flash. Several BB members attempt to make decent flash, so they should be allowed a fair vote. All this anti-BB propaganda just hurts their chances and makes their propensity to fileswap even more. If you want to attack the BB's fileswapping habits, let them submit their stuff and vote on it FAIRLY.

4. Lack of excellent leadership. Ever since our former Police Captain K-P (I like to call him this way, lol!) left because of promotion, the quality of posts at NGPD has dropped. Darth is the founder of NGPD, but he rarely shows up. In order to solve all the chaos and disorders, a strong leadership is required.

True. Captain Rslegend has the right idea, but noone pays attention! What chaos.

The four points were what I discovered from reading recent posts at NGPD, I hope that some of them can drop by here and learn from this posts. Salutes!

Yeah, well, I doubt it, sir. Even a Captain like yourself won't reach these people. Your post, though, brings up a lot of extremely valid points, and I thank you.

*salutes*

At 1/28/06 03:54 PM, Rslegend wrote: I have been trying to discourage this with many of our members, but they always respond in a manner like this "Hey I'll post what i want, Im not gona post long jus for you"
No one there seems to respect me or anyone else who tries to actually take initiative.

I've noticed. The members of the NGPD were FAR less disrespectful when the headquarters was first made.

As a result, NGPD looks more and more like a Blam Club, that was the main reason why Evark threatened them.
4. Lack of excellent leadership.
=( sorry.

Don't blame yourself. You've done everything right.

Again, sorry to dissapoint you.

You're not what is disappointing me, Police Captain. Please don't take this as your own failure.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 20:00:01


Heh, I see my post somehow slipped under your radar, EagleRock sir. Well, let me repeat it quick, at least the important bit.
How did you want to proceed with the creation of the Mafia website? I figured I could do some stuff with an IF board if you were busy, which I figured you were. I, on the other hand, have completed all the work I have to do over the weekend, and would be able to program an IF site for them in a few minutes easy. Just throwing it out there if you could use a bit of a break.
What do you think?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 20:26:05


hehe

So I saw this one topic in general about making your own NG rap and this is what I came up with, just thought i'd share with my fellow Elite Guards.

Blammin all day and then all night'
Keepin the portal clean is an ongoing fight

Clocks and locks, ive seen them all
and i'll still be around to watch them fall

But every now and then on a rare occasion
i'll see a flash that deserves a celebration

Voting high to keep my favourites alive
Voting low and watching the score swan dive

P

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 20:27:51


At 1/28/06 08:00 PM, psykolord wrote: Heh, I see my post somehow slipped under your radar, EagleRock sir. Well, let me repeat it quick, at least the important bit.

Sorry 'bout that.

How did you want to proceed with the creation of the Mafia website?

I don't know. I was going to do the forums. However, if I was going to do the website, I'd talk to madknt first .

I figured I could do some stuff with an IF board if you were busy, which I figured you were. I, on the other hand, have completed all the work I have to do over the weekend, and would be able to program an IF site for them in a few minutes easy. Just throwing it out there if you could use a bit of a break.

What the hell is an IF site?

What do you think?

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 20:34:06


IF, as in InvisionFree. They're a group which provides free forum space to whoever signs up. I've worked with setting up their forums before, and it's pretty easy. Problem is it's a bit annoying to change who the Root Admin is.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 20:49:39


At 1/28/06 08:34 PM, psykolord wrote: IF, as in InvisionFree. They're a group which provides free forum space to whoever signs up. I've worked with setting up their forums before, and it's pretty easy. Problem is it's a bit annoying to change who the Root Admin is.

For a forum, I would use Forum City, USA. They provide phpBB forums, which I am very experienced in. As far as the site itself, the NG Mafia already has a site, but it is incomplete.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 21:10:16


All I know how to really set up are IF Forums, which was why I was offering to take some work off your hands by setting those up.

Sorry, I'm getting a bit confused here, especially since it's sounding like there's a forum AND a site to set up now. What, a site with a link to the forum? Or what? :/

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 21:44:28


Elite guard private rslegend reporting for duty! Many of you already know me, and I am honoured to be in your service now! I probably won't post again tonight, but I will be one tommorow early.

-private rslegend

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 21:45:37


Welcome to the Barracks, Private! I hope you got your fill of the Police Captain badge, because you will not be seeing gold again for a long time! You've gone from being leader of the pack to the lowest ranking member of the Barracks, so unless that idea appeals to you, you should get moving first thing tomorrow!
lol, welcome aboard. :salute: Congrats on joining us ^_^


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 22:00:12


Yes, it is quite a big change sir. But there is a good replacement for leader in the ngpd. I always take a break for a day after getting a new rank though, so I probably won't b/p much tommorow. I am just waiting for my initiation ceremony though. The where everyone is higher then you line.

Thank you for the welcome sir!
*salutes*
-Private rslegend

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 22:03:28


At 1/28/06 09:44 PM, Rslegend wrote: Elite guard private rslegend reporting for duty!

Great news. Hopefully you'll find a sense of comfort here.

-private rslegend

I bet that sounds strange.

I can't forget the pic... made by me not Ghost_Phantom by me, I made it all by myself with no help from anyone just me and myself. Nope Ghost_Phantom had absolutely no part in the making of the following picture, made my me 100%. Ghost_Phantom was out partying that night and I was left at the Barracks so I made this picture to welcome the new members such as yourself. Not made by Ghost_Phantom made by me are you listening private? I am not trying to take credit from Ghost_Phantoms work because he didn't make it, I did. I'm not trying to sound sarcastic either im being serious because everyone knows the internet is very serious business and it's the worst crime you can commit.
Why would I lie anyway? not that im implying that I am, because im not lying this picture was made by me and not Ghost_Phantom nope no way Ghost_Phantom made this picture it's in comprehensive, inconceiveable.

I made it not Ghost_Phantom

P

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 22:19:13


At 1/28/06 09:44 PM, Rslegend wrote: Elite guard private rslegend reporting for duty! Many of you already know me, and I am honoured to be in your service now! I probably won't post again tonight, but I will be one tommorow early.

-private rslegend

Congrats on making it to the second row of badges man you might want to change your profile pic since you are no longer a police captain. as for me I have been busy all day so I con't report until now sorry :( but I did manage to get 700 flags within that short period I was on well back to flagging

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 22:23:15


At 1/28/06 10:00 PM, Rslegend wrote: Yes, it is quite a big change sir. But there is a good replacement for leader in the ngpd. I always take a break for a day after getting a new rank though, so I probably won't b/p much tommorow. I am just waiting for my initiation ceremony though. The where everyone is higher then you line.

Thank you for the welcome sir!
*salutes*
-Private rslegend

Welcome to the Barracks, sir! I am sure that you will do a great job here like most of us. I have a question: who is the new leader of NGPD right now. As a posted previously, NGPD has been shaky (threatened by mods) since K-P left. Now, you sir, Rslegend, have left there as well. So I wonder who will be the new leader there? NGPD needs a strong leadership to bounce back from the recent chaos. Guys, who should be the next leader? The decision will probably decide NGPD's fate. Anyway, let the discussion begin.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 22:23:19


At 1/28/06 09:44 PM, Rslegend wrote:
Elite guard private rslegend reporting for duty!

Rslegend, welcome to the Elite Guard Barracks, where chances are, everyone is in a higher position than YOU!

At 1/28/06 10:03 PM, Major_punk wrote: I can't forget the pic...
I made it not Ghost_Phantom

P

That's just sad, sir...

In other news (ill call this my end of day report) I'm about 100 B/P away from promotion to PFC. No flagged reviews, no reviews written, no replies, but I made alot of money at work so meh. :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 22:25:20


I will be here soon to join my buddys. Peace out


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 22:28:26


At 1/28/06 10:25 PM, snarfclock wrote: I will be here soon to join my buddys. Peace out

You still have a ways to go yet, snarf. nonetheless, good luck.

And Dream_of_Duke sir, TailsPrower is now head of NGPD. I hope he does well, they are in a bit of a need of it...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 22:49:59


At 1/28/06 10:28 PM, K-Pingu wrote:
At 1/28/06 10:25 PM, snarfclock wrote: I will be here soon to join my buddys. Peace out
You still have a ways to go yet, snarf. nonetheless, good luck.

And Dream_of_Duke sir, TailsPrower is now head of NGPD. I hope he does well, they are in a bit of a need of it...

Thanks for the information, I was thinking about him as the next leader as well, lol! Hopefully, he will do a great job solving all the chaos, salutes!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 22:52:30


At 1/28/06 10:49 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Thanks for the information, I was thinking about him as the next leader as well, lol! Hopefully, he will do a great job solving all the chaos, salutes!

No problem. Yes, hopefully Tails, being the active member that he is, will help keep the NGPD from slipping into disorder.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 23:04:37


At 1/28/06 09:44 PM, Rslegend wrote: Elite guard private rslegend reporting for duty! Many of you already know me, and I am honoured to be in your service now! I probably won't post again tonight, but I will be one tommorow early.

-private rslegend

Well so long relegend and i really want to be an Elite Guard bad just like K-P and Rslegend!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-28 23:16:17


At 1/28/06 11:04 PM, JohnCena751 wrote: Well so long relegend and i really want to be an Elite Guard bad just like K-P and Rslegend!

Dont worry, Police Lieutenant, you will be some day.


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