At 11/5/05 05:39 AM, Noob-Antichrist wrote: wow, VERY strange story, you have a unique thing going here, look forward to more.

Thats the great thing about sci-fi and the future that its always strange and odd, it makes it neat, and another reason why i like it....

~X~

Keep 'em coming.

At 11/4/05 11:21 PM, Fragment wrote:Two huge blades popped out of her nipples, slicing off both of his hands. The officer screamed in pain, while the girl kissed him with a razor sharp tongue. She ripped his mouth to shreds, finally releasing him.

That is very hard to envision.

Officer 3: Don't move! By fucking Fulp, move and I shoot!

I wonder who the devil is... Wade?

2099: The Rebels: Eye for An eye-Along with a Leg, an Arm...

Where we left off: Frostbreath, disguised as a sexy girl, had killed three officers, along with a visitor, a King's man, Lost_Sam. But what really happened, back in the highway?Let me take you back...

FBIPolux squinted against the wind-blown sand and once again tried to understand the scene develpoing before him. About four men, all fighting against each other, like in a bloody riot. What the hell is going on here, he thought. Then he noticed the poisonous Rimoteclyrine gas coming from a nearby-pipe, enveloping the fighting men. He digged through the backseat of his Rambronx 2085 until he found his gas mask. He hurried to the pipe and closed the little door from where the gas was coming from. He turned around to see all the men lying on the floor, panting. He shouted:

FBIPolux: Are any of you OK?

KingOfNubCakes: get the hell outta here, stranger. No?

FBI froze. Royals. His sworn enemies, which he was supposed to fight until his death or until Wylo got what he wanted. Fuck, FBI thought, then he pulled out his AK-57 (bayonet included, mind you), and he charged at the three Royals, with a passion and hate burning in his eyes. He reached KingofNubCakes, to FBI's disadvantage he ahd already recovered and had pulled out his knife. He stabbe FBIPolux in the kneecap as FBI stabbed him through the mouth. FBIPolux roared and pulled his bayonet out, along with the Royal's head. FBIPolux pulled the trigger and fired until the head exploded, leaving only the tongue behind. He shuddered and ran to the nex target, Charlie_Murphy. Charlie_Murphy held up his hands in surrender.

FBIPolux: What? You really think I'm going to let you live, you fucking murderer?

He had said this while blood dripped from his bayonet and KingOfNubCakes' body twitched behind. Ironic.

Charlie_Murphy: No-no, I'm a Rebel, just like you, man! Fuck! I'm gonna die!

FBIPolux: I wouldn't let Rebels die, asshole.

FBIPolux stabbed him in the groin, anus, and through many other places until his body had been cut to pieces. Next victim.

FBIPolux: Hello, my name is FBIPolux, and I'm your worst nightmare, by Fulp. Die!

Lost_Sam: Help me up, you fool!I'm Lost_Sam, damn it. Praise to liljim, I said, help me up!

FBIPolux: Oh! I am so sorry, sir. Have the bombs ruptured?

Lost_Sam: Thankfully, no. C'mon, I'm tired of walking. You'll drive me up a couple of miles until we're about three miles off of Capitoliana.

Suddenly, a sound of thunder came from the horizon and FBIPolux groaned and fell to the side, a huge bullet hole in his back.

Girl: Why, if it isn't honorable Lost_Sam! I thought I had to save you from that nasty animal. My name is Frostbreath, no?

She giggled and bent down, exposing her body.

Lost_Sam: Why, thank you, Frostbreath, but I-I...have t-to, walk!Yes, by Fulp, you should know I have to walk, like every three years, n-no?

Frosthbreath frowned and inspected him with her eyes. she finally decided:

Frostbreath: A good King's man never stutters. Die, impostor! HAhahahaha!

She started shooting randomly, Lost_Sam had to jump and maneuver the huge bullets. He ran towards the road, but she was already on top of him. For once, Lost_Sam forgot how dangerous and crazy this girl was and started thinking how erotic the scene was playing out. Before he knew it, he already had wood.

Frostbreath (in a man's voice): Fulp, you freak, I knew you were a fake!

He pulled off his mask, and Lost_Sam puked, his penis softening and shrinking, as if it wanted to hide.

Frostbreath: All us good King's men don't have dicks, no?

Frostbreath tied his hands a feet with chains and rope that made his sking burn. Romoleglarin threads, poison. Frostbreath went to his Jet, searched around, and finally found a round scythe. He smirked, and pulled Lost_Sam's pants down.

Lost_Sam: gaaaaaAAAAaaaAAAHHHhhhHHHHh!!!!!NoooOOOO!!
!

**Author's Note: this scene has been cut due to it's graphic and very painful sequence. Let's just say Lost_Sam wasn't was not having a Father's Day soon.**

Back at The Tents, Wylo has a plan.

Wylo: As many of you should know, the Royals attacked us yesterday, killing two guards.

Mr_Pope: You fools, get out of this war while you can! I believe in Fulp, and he says problems solve from within.

Wylo: We all believe in Fulp, Healer, but I doubt any Royals will soon turn around and fight with us. Have you seen how they live? The have grass on their yards, Healer. Fucking grass!

Bahamut7: Of course they have grass, sir. They don't have to burn plastic and tires to keep warm, like we do. They have more clean air. Which doesn't justify what that retard has done to us. -MARINE- must go down, even if this isn't his fault entirely. That damn General Fragment is controlling all he can, and the King's brother doesn't do anything at all.

Mr_Pope: XwaynecoltX is a good man, friends, and -MARINE- is too innocent to be considered as an enemy. The real enemy is the Army and that Fragment child.

Wylo: It is too late, Healer. Lost_Sam is entering Capitoliana. By tonight, the Palace will be in ruins, along with the deaths of the King and his family.

Bahamut7: Don't you see? When we kill -MARINE-, Fragment will take charge! We must kill Fragment, and then we'll attack -MARINE- and whatever little power he now has.

Andersson: We'll have to stop Lost_Sam

Wylo: Damn it! Fuck! Andersson, Bahamut, I want you both to get as many soldiers as you can by tonight, then we'll march towards Capitolina. Healer, I want you to come with us, to take care of the wounded.

A loud rumbling approached the Tent and stopped. The four men went outside and watched as a man climbed out of a tank that had just stopped in front of the small Tent. All four Rebels pulled out their weapons.

eastsideplaya456: I bring you news from the outside! My name is eastsideplaya456, and I come from the Dumps. Hear me!

He approached Wylo and smirked. Wylo gasped and ran, as eastsideplaya detonated the dynamite strapped to his chest. blowing himself up.

To be continued....

He approached

At 11/5/05 05:29 PM, Fragment wrote: Praise to liljim, I said, help me up!

Success! Still waiting to see what part I play in the story though...

Sounds nice, count me in

At 11/5/05 05:45 PM, DaMainman wrote: Success! Still waiting to see what part I play in the story though...

Hmmm...you're a....royal. But not now. I thought I'd have to explain in the next chapter how come Fulp is God, why are the rebels who they are, and why are the royals who they are too. It'll be a huge flashback.

The List
1. Fragment
2. Frostbreath
3. -Hybr1d-
4. DaMainMan
5. Wylo
6. XwaynecoltX
7. FBIpolux
8. -MARINE-

9. eastsideplaya456- Suicide, blown up with dynamite

10. Turk
11. Twerpo
12. Noob-Antichrist
13. Lagrance
14. HeartbreakHoldout
15. Mr_Pope
16. LookingTwiceKills

17. Charlie_Murphy- Bi FBIPolux, stabbed multiple times with bayonet
18. Chocloman- Stabbed by StarF68's men.

19. Britkid
20. BazookaNinja
21. lagatag

22. Lost_Chances-Shot by StarF68 twice.
23. Final_Sam-Killed by Frostbreath

24. NewRetro
25. Bahamut7
26. Andersson
27. StarF68

28. KingOfNubCakes- By FBIPolux, bayonet through mouth, then shot multiple times

29. Puzzled
30. Zen_Xinze

Pending List
1. Cl0wnPuncher
2. phantom16
3. DivineJoic
4. Mast3rmind
5. Zen_Gaijin
6. GameCubeFreak2004
7. xcloviac
8. liljim
9. TomFulp
10. WadeFulp
11. DeathMoth
12. StarF68
13. Soul_Blade
14. McPaper
15. CaptinChu
16. boloneyman
17. peekama
18. Flatheaded
19. BlackgOOse
20. Perfectomundo (har har har)

At 11/5/05 06:04 PM, Britkid wrote: Ahh, in praise of Ilijim, how refreshing. It's really coming along well.

Crap, sorry for making another list. I'll just tell you who to add to the list and who to add to the Pending List from now on, ok? that way we don't take up so much space.

*Notes down Fragment is going to die next in my story*.

The story is good. Shame I died first and was just a soilder grunt.

At 11/5/05 06:42 PM, Lost_Chances wrote: *Notes down Fragment is going to die next in my story*.

The story is good. Shame I died first and was just a soilder grunt.

Like I said, I am going to give background information, like I did with Lost_Sam. So stop your whining, child.

At 11/5/05 06:52 PM, dewclawedstorm wrote: umm is there stil ltime for me to be in?

Yes, there is still time. I guess you're the last one. Really, no more people will be added, no exceptions. *adds to Pending List*

Updated Pending List
1. Cl0wnPuncher
2. phantom16
3. Arenj_Kenshin
4. Mast3rmind
5. declawedstorm
6. GameCubeFreak2004
7. xcloviac
8. liljim
9. TomFulp
10. WadeFulp
11. DeathMoth
12. StarF68
13. Soul_Blade
14. McPaper
15. CaptinChu
16. boloneyman
17. peekama
18. Flatheaded
19. BlackgOOse
20. Perfectomundo (har har har)

At 11/5/05 05:29 PM, Fragment wrote: 2099: The Rebels: Eye for An eye-Along with a Leg, an Arm...

Wow, i'm.... a lunatic. But i have to say, it's pretty damn cool. Great episode!

At 11/5/05 06:07 PM, Fragment wrote: The List
7. FBIpolux

Wait, he isn't dead? Beacuse i think a hole in their neck would put most people out of their misery :P

At 11/5/05 06:50 PM, Fragment wrote:

At 11/5/05 06:42 PM, Lost_Chances wrote: *Notes down Fragment is going to die next in my story*.

The story is good. Shame I died first and was just a soilder grunt.

Like I said, I am going to give background information, like I did with Lost_Sam. So stop your whining, child.

How do I joke again? Please tell me.

Haha...

I am so loving this story, very welldone, it does get better with each new chapetr, keep em coming...

~X~

This is coming along very nicely, will you be a doing a chapter every day?

Its been goiing about one chapter a day or every two days me thinks, its going good like that though...

~X~

can I be in it PLEASE?

At 11/5/05 03:49 AM, Britkid wrote:

List

23. Final_Sam-Killed by Frostbreath

Kill list:

StarF68- 1
Frostbreath-1
Congratulations StarF68 and Frostbreath.

Now how did that happen?

nice stuff...

At 11/6/05 01:53 PM, Final_Sam wrote: Now how did that happen?

Castration, and stuff. You had more holes than a doughnut shop after i was finished with you :)

At 11/6/05 03:05 PM, Britkid wrote:

At 11/6/05 02:13 PM, Frostbreath wrote:

At 11/6/05 01:53 PM, Final_Sam wrote:

Castration, and stuff. You had more holes than a doughnut shop after i was finished with you :)

Lol, I put "killed by Frostbreath" to give him some dignity.

So did I over-read it? Or hasn't my death been talked about?
It's madness!!!

2099: Flashback: How Fulp became God

liljim ran down a dark corridor, fear in his eyes. It was a cold October night, the year was 2007. Turmoil had divided Newgrounds and the Earth in half. A war waged, and millions died every day. Damn.

Tom Fulp (gasping for air): I, I, I think we lost them.

Wade Fulp: Tom, I can't go any farther. We've been running for hours!

Tom: You're right, I can't satnd the pain any longer. C'mon, let's hide in this dumpster.

Meanwhile, liljim had locked himself in a closet, while his predators searched the room through and through.

Ozcar: Where the FUCK is he, Sanjay!?

Sanjay: Don't look at me, asshole! These two were right behind him.

FIGMENTUM: I'm sorry, all right? Jesus, the guy can run fast.

Maus: I managed to shot him in the leg, so he'll prbably give up soon.

liljim sobbed silently and clutched at his bleedin leg. On the other side of Philadelphia, the few loyal mods held a meeting undercover. They had been overrun, and thousands seeked to murder them. They talked in excited whispers.

-Canas-: I managed to get some news from this old guy who didn't have a clue who I was. Seems like the virus is still running strong, and more stupid little 14 year olds keep logging in to Newgrounds. The virus has now spread to every country in the world.

Nephtys: We need to get outta here, you idiots! God, there's like a dozen people outside with torches and shotguns. Fuck!

_Mary_ looked up from her work. She had been tending of the others wounds and worries. Although she had lost her family, and her three kids had been kidnapped, she still ran strong. Nevertheless, her eyes were a constant puffy and red.

_Mary_: Hold still, the blade is almost out.

Nepthys couldn't hold iot any longer. She screamed in agony as _Mary_ pulled the knife out of her leg. The crowd outside roared, and the door to the room opened. ramagi stepped inside, smiling in an evil way, and yelled.

ramagi: Get 'em!

Two years later, the End of the World had ended. The End cames as the last person in the world commited homicide, thus plunging the whole human civilization in sin and death. Poverty, hunger, and blood soaked the Earth, it's only sounds being cries and screams. But there was hope for a new beginning. Tom Fulp, Wade Fulp, and lijim had survived. The stood in the middle of a clearing, making them remember of Eden.

Tom: Wow, this is, like a heaven!

Wade: Hahaha! the animals and the fucking plants survived, while the humans all died.

liljim: We were so...screwed up.

Tom and Wade: Amen, friend.

Three years passed until they finally understood how to procreate without women. Tom and Wade, being brothers, couldn't possibly intercourse, so liljim offered to become humanity's mother. Nine moths later, he gave birth to a beautiful girl, named _Mary_, and a boy, named Bob. Sadly, Bob was born without a penis, and he died as a young boy.

Tom: Well, we now have children, and our children have had kids of their own. I can't believe I'm fucking 60 years old!

Wade (lisping): That izz like, zzo true! Hey, honey?

liljim (also lisping): Yezz, dear?

Wade: Zhouldn't we like, build a monument, or like, zzomething?

Tom: Yeah, you're right. We will also have to make a decree, so that last fuck-up won't happen again.

The three old men built a huge monument out of stone, with the help of their sons and daughters. The stone masterpiece depicted three angles in a green field, surrounded by animals, plants, and babies. They called it the trinity, and under each figure they carved their names. Tom Fulp, Wade Fulp, and liljim.

Months later, the three men died.

Years turned to decades, decades turned to centuries, and centuries turned to millenia, before the Decree fell apart. liljim's children were once again in the dark, knowing nothing but wrong and evil. Once again, humanity broke a full-out war on itself. The sky flickered with the lights of missiles and bombs, airplanes burning as their pilots died. The green grass turned to dirt, water turned to dust. So much....shit happened, the few people left stopped their war, just as they were about to destroy the only good remaining from years past, The Trinity. From here on, Los Angeles, The City of Fallen Children, turned to Capitolenia once again, and the children of liljim built their laws based on The Great Fulp and liljim, creators of Earth.

To be continued...

Congratulations to our new mods, Sarai, -Gooch-, and -Canas-. Happy feelings for you <3

At 11/6/05 08:21 PM, Fragment wrote: 2099: Flashback: How Fulp became God

Good goody. Awesome chapter. Too bad Fulp wasn't actually God.

-Canas-: I managed to get some news from this old guy who didn't have a clue who I was. Seems like the virus is still running strong, and more stupid little 14 year olds keep logging in to Newgrounds. The virus has now spread to every country in the world.

Ooh, you included a new mod in the story.

Three years passed until they finally understood how to procreate without women. Tom and Wade, being brothers, couldn't possibly intercourse, so liljim offered to become humanity's mother. Nine moths later, he gave birth to a beautiful girl, named _Mary_, and a boy, named Bob. Sadly, Bob was born without a penis, and he died as a young boy.

That's some creativity there. Couldn't stop from laughing.

At 11/6/05 11:15 PM, StarF68 wrote: And by the way, if you find time could you read my story? It's in my sig (Xono).

Thanks in advance, even if you don't, I understand lol. ^_^

Of course I'll read your story, friend!

Yeah, poor Bob, in his short life he could not even pleasure himself... :-(

Anyways, yeah, I'll read your story with great anticipation.

It continues as great as ever. And you can't expect someone as liljim to produce non-faulty children all the time (Bob, lol). Great job!

At 11/6/05 08:21 PM, Fragment wrote: 2099: Flashback: How Fulp became God

Nice...

Always getting better, the stand alone story hehe, anyways good stuff once again, keep em coming, the best thing that makes this story really good is that it doesnt focus on one person but many people and thats how it should be, so nice work...

~X~

Thank you Frostbreath, and thank you XwaynecoltX. You're too kind. But don't stop flattering me, please! <3

At 11/7/05 02:49 AM, Fragment wrote: Thank you Frostbreath, and thank you XwaynecoltX. You're too kind. But don't stop flattering me, please! <3

Heh dont worry i wont if you dont see me here anymore it could mean 1 of two things

1/ Banned
2/ I didnt like the story

Haha but really i like the story and the best thing about it is that we can give the writer feedback...

Be sure to drop this full version story in the LNL...

~X~

2099: The Royals: The Traitors Will Be Hanged

Where we last left off, we now know that Wylo is planning a huge attack on the King, or more like Fragment, anyways. Back at the palace...

XwaynecoltX: Father, I cry in shame unto you.

Arenj_Kenshin: Why is this, child? You are a noble man, you are loyal to our king, and everyone respects you.

XwaynecoltX: No, father, everyone thinks I'm weak. The soldiers laugh at me, and simpleton Generals push me around. I don't know what to do!

Arenj_Kenshin angered. He slapped XwaynecoltX until the man pushed the hand away from his face.

Aren_Kenshin: What is this weakling talk, you fool!? Now, I've seen soldiers cry, saying they want to go home. But you! You must fight back! Defend what you stand for! NO MORE BULLSHIT, CHILD!

XwaynecoltX: You're right, damn it! I have to defend my brother. Thank you for the advice, Father.

Arenj_Kenshin: Now go, fool!

XwaynecoltX bowed and left the room in a hurry, BazookaNinja and LookingTwiceKills following with a look of pride on their hard faces. The priest was left alone in his chamber, contemplating on the disscussion. boloneyman stepped from the shadows.

boloneyman: What is this, Father? You are now giving advice to lost sheep?

Arenj_Kenshin: Shut your filthy mouth, you snake! Never talk like that again, never!

bloneyman laughed raspily, his yellow teeth showing.

boloneyman: But it is a lost cause, Father. You know that man, Fragment, will soon be our righteous king.

Arenj_Kenshin: Got out of here, you rat!

Arenj_Kenshin threw a goblet of wine to the dark man, but he had already dissapeared. boloneyman had the power of traveling through shadows. Arenj_Kenshin got up, went to his closet, and pulled out his long sword. Meanwhile...

XwaynecoltX: C'mon, -MARINE-, we must be out of here fast!

-MARINE-: I-I..I d-don't want to!

Xwaynecolt kicked the IlluminaBox and broke it. He then grabbed -MARINE- by the arm.

XwaynecoltX: You listen to me now! YOU LISTEN TO ME NOW! Grab your coat, grab your sword, and let's get the fuck on!

BazookaNinja and LookingTwiceKills entered the room.

LookingTwiceKills: We must hurry! The soldiers will be here any minute now!

the four men went up to a tall painting of Wade and pressed his nose. The painting opened up to reveal a secret passage way. All of them went inside as the door to the King's room opened and armed guards came in.

Back at the city, explosions shattered the ears of the Royals battling wave after wave of Rebels.

DaMainMan: Where the fuck do all of these bitches come from!?

He sprayed bullets onto the hordes of Rebels. Many fell over, dead, but the rush did not stop.

DaMainMan: Damn it! Fuck this, call me up Perfectomundo!

Perfectomundo: You were looking for me, sir?

DaMainMan: Hell yes! Listen, I want you to call up the kamikazes and tell them....are you listening to me?Tell them to plunge their airplanes onto these bitches, no?Go! Now!

Perfectomundo nodded. As he got up and ran back to the base, a bullet made contact with his thigh. He roared and fell sideways, his vision getting blurry and dark. Two voices were heard.

???: It seems as if we've caught us another one.

??? 2: Yes. Oh, boy, look at his insignia!

???: A Staff Sergeant? Whoop-di-doo. C'mon, help me carry him back to The Dumps.

Perfectomundo lost his conciousness as the mysterious couple carried him away. Back at the secret passageway...

BazookaNinja: You hear all of those explosions? I hope Lost_Sam finds his way here unharmed.

XwaynecoltX: He must, his presence is vital to our cause.

-MARINE-: Y-you.....g-gu-guys suck.....I-I...want ice c-cream.

LookingTwiceKills: You already had two quarts before we left, sire.

-MARINE-: I-I...want more! CH-CHOCOLAIT!!

XwaynecoltX: Shut up, or we'll be heard! I'll give you ice cream when we reach the end of the tunnel.

The kept walking down the twisting tunnel until they reached the end. LookingTwiceKills and BazookaNinja opened the hatch to the outside world. They were greeted by the sounds and clicks of guns loading.

CLICK- CHACK!

xcloviac: Hello. My name is xcloviac, leader of the Rebel Nomads. And you are?

To be continued....