Sorry for not posting the first chapter earlier, but my sister needed the computer for a ton of homework. Well, I told you this was going to be like Pulp Fiction, so, here it is.

2009: The Rebels- Chapter One: The Good Guys

Now, being ruled by a semi-retarded lazy idiot, of course people would fight back. These were called The Rebels, one-half of this tale of mine. They were ruthless, vile, dirty, and cruel, but nevertheless, they were called the "good guys". Bullshit, it's 2099, there is no good and bad.

Andersson put out the joint he was smoking and made his way back through the trash and corpses. His Tent was on the east side of the Wasteland, aka The Rich People's Side. Whatever. He sighed and picked up that night's dinner: An old banana peel and a piece of tire. Baby and Toddler would get cranky again, they were tired of tires. As he made his way home he stopped at the local Healer, Mr_Pope.

Andersson: Knock knock!

Mr_Pope: Come on in, son! I was cleaning this shithole up, but I guess I need a little company from once in a while. How have you been?

Andersson: Wylo is getting ready to attack Remilin, and he just showed me the plans.

Mr_Pope: Oh, all this war killing my children. You should know by now that you have to stay put, Andersson. Battle ain't a Wasteman's business.

Andersson: Healer, you're either stubborn or stupid. Can't you see what that retard has done to us? What did you had for lunch today? Cans again?

Some more bickering happened in between the two. Meanwhile, two armed men patroled the Tents. Their names were Chocloman and Lost_Chances.

Lost_Chances: Nothing much has been happening tonight. Thank Fulp.

ChocloMan: Yes, finally. Are you going to Remilin tomorrow?

Lost_Chances: No, Wylo put me in the guard shift. I'm staying here all day long.

The still of the night was broken by the a dozen guns firing at the two men. The bullets ripped the trash to shreds, sending particles flying like hail. A naked man appeared out of the darkness and impailed Chocloman through the chest with a sword. The rebel fell to the ground, crying in pain.

Lost_Chances: FUCK! AH! CHOCLOMAN, WAKE THE FUCK UP-

Two bullets made contact with his forehead and exploded his skull to smithereens.

Chocloman: Ugh...ahh..Lost_Chances...I'm.I'm dying here! For Fulp's sake, wake the---fuck..up!

Naked Man: I am so sorry, about that, filthy rebel. War is war, and sadly I'm on the bad side. You'll die in a few hours, but the pain will be intolerable. I'll give you the honor in letting your leader know who killed yoy. It is I, StarF68, sergeant of Royal Platoon Delta, 1st Squad. Tell me the information I need now. Were is your army going tomorrow, you pig?

Chocloman: I'm...tell-telling nothing,you b-bastrad! Aagh! Go t-t-to hell. Pig.

Chocloman spat, his bloody saliva drenching StarF68'S boot. Two of his soldiers came out of the darkness and impaled him in the chest twice more with their swords. Chocloman gave out a cry of pain and died.

StarF68; What the hell!? This was our only lead! You idiots!

StarF68 pulled out his L4-Z3R gun and made a hole in both of their skulls. He turned around and dissapeared through the darkness, leaving four dead bodies behind.

End of Chapter One

Kick ass, i dont die in the first chapter.
Nice "Thank Fulp" thing. What about "Praise Bedn" for the other religions?

Two man down, already :)

Great start there, and creative with this Fulp thingie. Also just the right amount of characters brought up in the beginning. Looking forward to the next episode :)

Cool, and i like the 'fulp is god' theme, clever.

Look forward to the next chapter, but me in soon please! (without killing me)

:P

good work!

Nice chapter.

At 11/3/05 09:16 PM, Fragment wrote: An old banana peel and a piece of tire. Baby and Toddler would get cranky again, they were tired of tires.

Tires? O_O I guess its so futuristic that our bodies can break down rubber.

Andersson: Healer, you're either stubborn or stupid. Can't you see what that retard has done to us? What did you had for lunch today? Cans again?

Who's the retard referring to?

that first chapter sounds pretty cool. If fulp is god, maybe you could make bedn satan or something and have satanists worship him. Also, plz put me in soon w/out dying. I'm looking forward to seeing the next chapter.

At 11/3/05 09:16 PM, Fragment wrote: 2009: The Rebels- Chapter One: The Good Guys

Nice work on the first chapter Fragment. I can't wait for chapter two to come out.

Nice chapter its coming along very nice, has abit of better story line then some of the other stories floating around...

~X~

Thank you all for the awesome reviews, specially XwaynecoltX. :-) You guys have made my day. Yes, I am too proud of what I did with the Fulp theme, I'll explain some of that in later chapters. But what I need right now is a Death List, it would come handy for the people who are in the story and the ones who are in the Penidng List. Once again, thanks, I'll probably release Chapter Two this afternoon, probably in my next post in this thread.

HEY!

>:(

http://www.newground../topic.php?id=370175

Stoled mah idea.

At 11/4/05 03:15 PM, -Buddhist- wrote: HEY!

>:(

http://www.newground../topic.php?id=370175

Stoled mah idea.

Vegeton
FBIpolux
Noob-antichrist
Smiley_production

all before yours

Shut it.

At 11/4/05 03:15 PM, -Buddhist- wrote: HEY!

>:(

http://www.newground../topic.php?id=370175

Yours takes place in space, mine in post-Apocalyptic Earth. Mine is more violece and and dark comedy than sci-fi.

Stoled mah idea.

Please, that's like saying Star Wars stole from 2001: A Space Oddyssey. And ours shouldn't even be compared. So yeah, stop whining and making dumb angry faices.

Fragment > -Buddhist-

Nice chapter, you've created a good atmosphere already. Keep it up.

At 11/4/05 03:28 PM, Flatheaded wrote: Fragment > -Buddhist-

Why, thank you, but you shouldn't be mean to him. I think he's a pretty cool guy, and he just thought I was doing what hea was doing. Not his fault. But thanks for the compliment anyways <3

At 11/4/05 03:30 PM, Mr_Pope wrote:

Nice chapter, you've created a good atmosphere already. Keep it up.

Thank you :-) I had meant to say this before, but I forgot: If you really want to see my story to the fullest, imagine the setting as in the flash Fallen Angel or think of Mad Max.

At 11/4/05 06:10 PM, Britkid wrote:

At 11/4/05 03:13 PM, Fragment wrote: But what I need right now is a Death List

Ask and you shall receive.

Much <3 to thee, Britkid

2099: The Royals: Mind of a Lunatic

A Jet Pick-Up truck sped down a runned down road. The landscape wa just a blur of dirt and snad, an inanimate desert. The Jet stopped by the side of the road, near a bullet-ridden and vandalized sign. It read "Welcome To Los Angeles". The side door opened, and a body flopped out onto the dirt. The car roared away, while the body moved for two seconds and then stopped. His name was Lost_Sam, blood pouring out every hole in his body. Inside the truck, a young girl drove while smoking two cigarettes at the same time. The hot temperature glazed her body with sweat, making her tight white tanktop stick to her round breasts. She carried cargo covered with canvas. Weapons and shit like that, you know the drill.

**Author's note: I won't kill anyone off without any background information. Most of the story will be told through flashbacks and a non-linear plot, so don't worry, all of you already dead.**

The truck sped a couple of more miles before a Royal Tank stopped the girl. Three officers stepped out, and the girl stepped out of the Jet clamly, as if she had all the time of her life.

Officer 1: Hello, ma'am. Say, you seen anyone wlaking down that there road?

He spoke with a Southern accent

Officer 2: You see, a very important man was coming to visit our King.

Officer 3: He went by the name of Lost_Sam.

Girl: Oh, I haven't seen anything but this darn old desert.

She giggled and bent down, exposing much of her big breasts. All three officers laughed.

Officer 2: Oh, you should know by now all us Army men are castrated, no?

Officer 1: What's under the canvas, lady?

Girl: Oh my, surely you would not take away a little girl's toys now, wouldn't you?

Officer 3: Please walk over to the side of the road were we will....search you.

Dick or no dick, the three men had their way, They touched her inner legs, neck, stomach, lower abdomen, and put their hand under her shirt and shorts, rubbing and feeling. At last, they reached her round, beautiful breasts. The officer smiled, reached, and squeezed. Two huge blades popped out of her nipples, slicing off both of his hands. The officer screamed in pain, while the girl kissed him with a razor sharp tongue. She ripped his mouth to shreds, finally releasing him. The man fell down, unconcious.

Officer 3: Don't move! By fucking Fulp, move and I shoot!

Officer 2: Plase, dammit, I'm not castrated yet. I'm fathering twenty children as we speak. For the love of Fulp, don't kill me.

Girl: Oooh, a little lass like me wouldn't hurt such handsome boys!

She flashed her America's Sweetheart smile and pressed her stomach, releasing the nipple-blades. The blades struck their throats and came out by the back of their necks.

Girl: But a man sure can, bitches.

Frostbreath took off his mask, his fake boobs, and disposed of the bodies. Meanwhile, General Fragment and XwaynecoltX are having a lengthy discussion.

Fragment: You know what we're supposed to do, dammit! Fuck, you know that retard doesn't deserve the throne!

XwaynecoltX: You insult my brother, your King, once more, and I'll have your head, you damn dirty Rebel!!

XwaynecoltX pulled out his Uxi '17 and aimed at Fragment's head, turning the safety off. Two of Fragment's bodyguards ran towards the pair and aimed their guns at XwaynecoltX, protecting their Lord.

Fragment (laughing): You see, you fool, I have the people and the Army's respect, while you and that idiot of your brother have nothing but yourselves and that fucking IlluminaBox. Forget it, XwaynecoltX, you have lost an uneeded war.

Fragment spat in XwayncoltX's boots and left the room, laughing out loud. His twenty-seven bodyguards also left with him, sneering at the now lonely XwaynecoltX, who just stood in the middle of the room and cried.

To be continued....

At 11/4/05 03:28 PM, Flatheaded wrote: Fragment > -Buddhist-

Wow, i'm so offended right now.

I'm gonna go cut myself and stuff.

Lolnokthx.

Fragment H -Buddhist-™.

At 11/4/05 11:24 PM, -Buddhist- wrote: Fragment H -Buddhist-™.

Damn the inability of the BBS to use the "less than or equal to" sign.

count me in

At 11/4/05 11:25 PM, -Buddhist- wrote: Damn the inability of the BBS to use the "less than or equal to" sign.

Look, I don't know if you're thinking of this as a rivalry, but I know I'm not. To tell you the truth, I first found it funny, but now I'm getting annoyed. So please find a reasonable excuse to ever insult me again or get the fuck on.

Have a nice day.

Spat in my boots...

Haha that was great, didnt think another chapter would come about, but its nice to see, anyways good chapter cant wait for more...

~X~

Wow, XwaynecoltX and StarF68 both giving me good reviews...you're great at boosting people's self esteem. :-)

XwaynecoltX, I'm planning on making from 25 to 35 chapters, it depends on how I will tie the story in. But thanks for the reviews.

/me yet again has been directed to this thread and for the FINAL time points out that I am not in this story as per 'Britkid's list'.

If I get told once more.... oh yes, there will be blood.

:p

It's a nice story, but please!

Put me in then =P..

Haha, i'm a vicious killer :D Worst of all, i kissed that cop. Still, thanks for making such a character. Oh, i can't wait to see the next episode :) Hey, that was real creative making me a shemale. Temporarily, i suppose. Right?

At 11/5/05 03:49 AM, Britkid wrote: Kill list:
Frostbreath-1
Congratulations Frostbreath.

Getting compliments for murdering. Though i did kill four people there, jordy, even though three of them was anonymous. They don't count, huh?

At 11/5/05 01:31 AM, Fragment wrote: Wow, XwaynecoltX and StarF68 both giving me good reviews...you're great at boosting people's self esteem. :-)

No need for thanks its a good story ill be in here from time to time to see how my fate is hehe, no really i like to keep in touch with the story so its all good, just keep it alive and entertaining for us all...

~X~

wow, VERY strange story, you have a unique thing going here, look forward to more.

Oh man. I got here a little too late. Well if there's any space left i'd like to be in it. Maybe as a loner/observer; not participant). Well, if i get in.

At 11/4/05 11:21 PM, Fragment wrote: 2099: The Royals: Mind of a Lunatic

Heh, I found this part quite funny. Nice work again Fragment.

At 11/4/05 11:21 PM, Fragment wrote: 2099: The Royals: Mind of a Lunatic

Oh noes! Not Lost_Sam!

This is really starting to pick up. I'm still waiting for someone to say 'Praise be to liljim' though.