05/05/24 12:55 AM

Exp. Rank 42!

Well, I was right. I was missing a crapload.

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Should've been 45 given the fucker somehow got elected, but ah well.

(1/1 - cleaned out, spirits raised)

(42/42 - cleaned out)

Protip: If you die with very specific timing after restarting (unsure of exact timing), you become invincible. If you get your sword out before the glitch kicks in, you retain it, making levels borderline-trivial.

Another protip: Right-clicking, then left clicking lets you move much faster than the game expects, limiting how much the pink enemies move.

I strongly recommend abusing both these glitches.

(15/15 - cleaned out)

Ended up grabbing and editing a random AHK script off the Internet for this. If you want to avoid RSI like me, here you go:

#Requires AutoHotkey v2.0
#SingleInstance Force
InstallKeybdHook
InstallMouseHook
SendMode("Event")
SetKeyDelay( 0, 50)

~$SPACE:: {
    While GetKeyState("SPACE", "P") {
    Send("{Blind}{SPACE}")
   }}             

(15/15 - cleaned out)

(20/22 - abandoned)

Munguia described this one as a rage game. After spending the last hour or so dealing with one of the most unwieldy jump arcs I've ever seen (fourty-five of which spent on trying and failing to get "Free conspitation dance"), I can see why.

The last two medals can remain unearned for now, though - I've just breached the 6k mark.

Four thousand medals, and nine hundred saves remain.

See you on the Hexalist.

216,000 Saves

248,000 B/P

Ey, the rank of ranks, the answer that questions and questions all answers! Congrats!

Congrats goldenstone!

Moving up man, Congrats!

Nice work on that too!

Case in point:

(48/49 - ruffled)

Only one I haven't got is "Not literal Names" - I do not know movie stars particularly well, so I'd love to get some help on that front.

(55/55 - cleaned out)

Bit slow to get medals, and I had to consult a walkthrough a fair number of times.

(78/78 - cleaned out)

This would have massively benefitted from keyboard controls. Holy shit this was a nightmare on my touchpad.

(16/16 - cleaned out)

Here's a walkthrough so you don't go insane getting this.

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(24/25)

"Experimental Blue Boss" is the only one I'm missing. Munguia did put in the description that it was essentially a buggy mess, so I'm not particularly shocked.

(31/31 - cleaned out)

I kinda suck at typing - this took me a lot longer than I expected :P

(13/15)

Only ones I'm missing are "Cock" (joke) and "Mellow".

"Mellow" is probably possible (if anyone knows how to get that, tell me).

"Cock" is just straight up broken - I tried following Munguia's walkthrough, and I didn't get it.

No real matter in the end, though - I'm still a hell of a lot closer.

3.7k medals and 800 saves left. The Hexalist is getting closer by the day.

Congrats

395,000 Total

I am now top 9000 in XP

Congratulations

Thank you!

Eyy it's over 9000! :D Congrats good dude!

Whoop! Congrats MatthewMcChan! And welcome back!

Recently pushed myself past the 6.4k mark:

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(26/26 - cleaned out, barrel of laughs had)

(+8 - 41/92 - in progress)

Bit slow on the progress, but its a blast so I don't care

(6/8 - abandoned)

Got to 600 or so pats before getting bored.

(12/17 - abandoned)

Controls are a PITA. I'm not hanging around.

(4/4 - cleaned out)

Got this one cleaned out in under a minute. Ended up recycling that AHK script I mentioned four hundred medals ago for this one.

3.6k medals left, and about 600 saves remaining. I've come too far to stop now.

Congrats man! Still rolling.

(2/4)

This was a blast.

(18/18 - cleaned out)

Got about halfway through this before breaking out Jayisgames' walkthrough (finishing the entirety of the Forest, and getting as far as Whelps Have Wings in the Mountains and The Sweet Lure Of Meat in the Caves.)

The Mountain Horror ended up needing some work on my end - both solutions Jayisgames gave me used too many moneybags to meet the Gold requirements. (Fuck, I should've gotten a screenshot whilst cleaning this out.)

(8/8 - cleaned out, ruffle tested)

Ended up having to play through this twice - the medals failed to pop on Ruffle.

(9/9 - cleaned out)

(5/5 - cleaned out)

Took a lot of trial and error on this one. Sent my findings to Magnus, who then made a walkthrough out of it.

(+18 - 20/20 - cleaned out, ruffled)

Poured most of my skill points into raw attack at first, but ended up putting some into HP later on.

(33/33 - cleaned out, ruffled, Golden Astronaut found)

Cleaned this one out by just pouring all my skill points into attack and oneshotting everyone in the Battle Arena.

(21/21 - cleaned out)

Cleaned this one out in about fifteen minutes.

(5/5 - cleaned out)

Went to bed immediately after this one - it was 1:33 AM when I cleaned this out.

(3/3 - cleaned out)

(32/38 - abandoned(?))

Massively struggled with Missions 9 and 11, and came close to abandoning the game because of them.

Ultimately gave up near the end, when I failed the final mission just inches from the finish, and responded by whacking my laptop hard enough to cause a BSOD.

There are medals for coming back for up to seven days, so I might go back tomorrow.

Protip: The game isn't tracking 100% health/bombless finishes on a level-by-level basis - you can easily get the "silent_warrior" and "bulletproof" medals just by repeatedly finishing Mission 1.

(7/7 - cleaned out, ruffled)

Fuck, this is a heavy one.

3417 medals left, 560 saves remaining.

Down to 3400 medals left exactly now:

(+6 - 8/8 - cleaned out)

Protip: The textbox is active at all times, even when you're in the skills screen.

(+2 - 9/11)

Spending 10k at the shops and getting to level 10 was getting tedious. Might get them later, if I need something to keep the streak alive.

(+6 - 7/7 - cleaned out, Golden Astronaut found)

Ended up forgetting to actually pick up the fucking Astronaut back when I was getting screenshots for Magnus. Whoops.

(3/3 - cleaned out)

Funny to think how, just over a month ago, I was at just over three thousand.

(Also, I'm probably gonna reach 1k blams before the week ends :D)

(+4 - 36/38 - more-or-less cleaned out)

I have zero clue how I managed to finish Mission 12. My strategy for that pretty much boiled down to "pin down the accelerator and pray for the best".

Now all I need is the "addicted" medals and I can put this fucker to rest.

(+12 - 33/41)

Gave Magnus some minor help with the Slender minigame (grabbed the images used for it via JPEXS), which ultimately led to him getting "Watch out, we got a badass over here" and making a video guide for it.

(6/6 - cleaned out, Golden Astronaut found)

(+1 - 42/92)

Got "Professional Asshole" by complete accident whilst dicking about in Shrimpcord.

3377 medals left, 498 saves remaining.

(999 blams exactly, too)

Congrats on that even thousand now too. :) Going good!

Congrats man!

(+8 - 41/41 - cleaned out)

(6/6 - cleaned out, ruffled, Golden Astronaut found)

Ended up finding a pretty weird bug in this whilst testing in Ruffle - got fixed pretty recently.

(+1 - 3/4)

Also found out Magnus's walkthrough for Oh, there's more? had an error.

(7/7 - cleaned out, ruffled, Golden Astronaut found)

Sent a text file with the ending routes to Magnus.

Also got a feeling I should whip up a TV Tropes page for the Universe 08 games.

(2/2 - cleaned out, ruffled, Golden Astronaut found)

I'm the first guy to get this Astronaut in nearly eight fucking years. I've sent a screenshot to Magnus - the secrets page should have it up by tomorrow.

3353 medals left, 367 saves remaining.

36,000+ saves

6.7k mark cleared. I'm two thirds of the way there.

(10/10 - cleaned out, ruffled)

I saw Cyberdevil mention struggling with "Eclipse", so I'll quickly mention how I got it:

I got it by spamming the "change balrog" arrows for the right Balrog until Eclipse popped up on screen. Not sure which ones specifically, but it seems the left arrow's the one that works. (Recommend checking both, though.)

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(12/12 - cleaned out(?))

I found code for a secret medal called "2015: Leviathan is Coming" in JPEXS - seems to be outright unobtainable.

(2/2 - cleaned out, ruffled, Golden Astronaut found)

(1/2 - in progress, Golden Astronaut found)

3300 medals left, 354 saves remaining.

Level 18!

I'm halfway to 10k EXP - expect that milestone to be reached sometime next year.

(+1 - 37/38)

Just three more days, and I can put this fucker to rest.

(3/3 - cleaned out)

(6/6 - cleaned out)

Your average bullet hell protag has a larger hitbox than these fucking ants.

(5/5 - cleaned out)

You can get all the medals in this in under ten seconds, but I went a bit slow to appreciate the comedy.

(2/2 - cleaned out)

Aggressively Australian.

(1/1 - cleaned out)

(+2 - 44/92)

And with that, I should have everything from Bimsymart ShrimpOS Edition. Seems Ugby Mumba's the only game left.

Also, Beamsy Jamboree is a fucking banger.

(+1 - 2/2 - cleaned out)

Didn't get the medal for beating it on my first playthrough - seems you have to spare Ms. Aikawa at the end to get it.

3279 medals left, 225 saves remaining.

Grabbed a lot of milestones, too.

2000 blams, almost going to be a Colonel B/P rank.

Nicely done, Skilled.

B/P rank Colonel

Congrats man!

Congrats Zake!

Now that's a bundle, Congrats!

Thanks man. :) Someone else might've sent me a message after I wrote that, seems I had it already too... but appreciate the note! You're attentive with these games, reading reviews and all too...

Congrats Congrats!

Updating a fair bit earlier than usual, because I have fucking rocketed past the 6.8k mark:

(2/2 - cleaned out, Golden Astronaut found)

You only need one full playthrough to get both medals, but I ended up running through this twice for completeness' sake.

Main differences I found are alternate opening dialog depending on if you spared/killed Aikawa, and alternate ending dialog depending on if you spare/kill Aki.

(3/3 - cleaned out, Golden Astronaut found)

At the risk of spoiling things, fuck that twist was brutal.

(3/3 - cleaned out)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(8/8 - cleaned out)

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(8/8 - cleaned out)

And with that, I've completely cleaned out HAGER-NG's games collection.

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(4/4 - cleaned out, ruffled)

(1/1 - cleaned out, ruffled)

My intellect failed to see me through to a solution, but thankfully, the game's sole medal is earned by finishing a game, win or lose.

(Ended up passing out for a couple hours after this one. Not sure why.)

(2/2 - cleaned out, ruffle tested)

(1/1 - cleaned out)

(2/2 - cleaned out)

Took me a lot longer than it should've to realise I was supposed to use arrow keys for the bonus game, not the mouse.

(1/1 - cleaned out)

Thinking about it, scouring through old Clock Day submissions might be an easy source of medals.

(15/15 - cleaned out, ruffled, guide made)

(15/15 - cleaned out, ruffled)

(+0 - 37/38 - in progress)

Just two more days, and I can put this fucker to rest.

(16/16 - cleaned out)

(7/7 - cleaned out)

Initially had trouble using Max Auto Clicker on this, but those issues went away after unchecking the "Emulate human click" option.

(3/3 - cleaned out) 

Same story - struggled to get past 15 with "Emulate human click" turned on, got all three medals on the first try with it turned off.

(12/13 - abandoned, medal reported)

50-ish points was achievable with an autoclicker, 90-ish was achievable with the AutoHotKey script I've put down below:

#Requires AutoHotkey v2.0
#SingleInstance Force
InstallKeybdHook
InstallMouseHook
SendMode("Event")
SetKeyDelay( 0, 10)

~$SPACE:: {
   Send("{Blind}{TAB}{ENTER}")
  }}            

100 points? Pretty much unobtainable.

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3141 medals left, 190 saves remaining.

Plus some milestones. Four positive, one negative.

Top 8,888

Ayyyyyyyyyy

Just broke the 6.9k mark. Nice.

(+8 - 52/92)

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(4/4 - cleaned out)

3,098 medals left, 170 saves remaining.

As a bonus, I also just breached the 100k point mark - checking NG Log, that puts me 25k points away from entering the Top 200 Medalists list: