217,000 Saves

249,000 B/P

396,000 Total

Just broke the 7k mark - I'm really picking up the pace.

(+14 - 20/31 - abandoned once more)

Once-a-level Unity crashes meant my F5 key got a lot of use. Struggles with handling the game's gravity mechanic meant spacebar got a lot of *overuse*.

Seriously, these graity controls are fucking wonky - trying to move in a straight line midair is basically impossible.

Level 17 was a pretty major breather though (thank god). Then Level 18 was a vertical difficulty spike and I gave up.

This is gonna be stuck at 69% completion until my dumb ass tries it again.

Protip: Progress towards collecting hidden butterflies lasts even if you die - get them first before getting the hearts.

(8/8 - cleaned out)

What the fuck did I just play.

(1/1 - cleaned out)

Protip: Shove Knuckles in the left corner of the screen, he can't get hit by turds there. Wait for one minute, get your medal, and get the fuck out before the abyss stares back.

(1/2 - abandoned)

I tried to get "Maxed Out", but performance dropped too far through the floor at 2,000 O's, so I gave up.

(6/6 - cleaned out)

(4/4 - cleaned out)

(9/9 - cleaned out)

I should get Magnus on this.

(1/1 - cleaned out)

(8/8 - cleaned out)

8 medals in a game about 8chan? Fitting.

(4/4 - cleaned out, ruffle tested)

(14/14 - cleaned out)

Took me longer than I should've to work out how to get "Getting Withdrawls". Running through this at 1:40 AM probably wasn't the best idea.

(+0 - 37/38 - in progress)

Just one more day, and I can put this fucker to rest.

(8/8 - cleaned out)

Controls were weird as hell, but I got used to them pretty quickly. Being left-handed probably helped.

(1/1 - cleaned out)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YmMNpbFjp0

(5/5 - cleaned out)

(6/6 - cleaned out)

(5/5 - cleaned out)

(5/6)

Only medal I'm missing is "Cold, Cold HeartClock" - if anyone knows how to get that, please tell me.

3000 medals left, 113 saves remaining.

EDITED TO ADD:

Got another 1k points getting all these medals. Even if I fail to make 10k, I should make it into the top medal points club.

86,000 B/P.

Back so soon? Back so soon. Just hit my thousandth post whilst doing some work for the Barracks:

Standard medal posting update will come tomorrow.

Congrats on all of these!!! Fast gains.

You may be going a bit too hard wit dem medals man. O_O

You 8 that one! :) Congrats man!

Congrats MatthewMcChan!

Congrats good dude!

My streak continues. There was some pain involved.

(+6 - 48/92)

Holy fuck some of Ugby Mumba's levels get fucking hard.

(4/4 - cleaned out)

(9/9 - cleaned out)

Eggsellent.

(3/3 - cleaned out)

(6/6 - cleaned out)

(8/8 - cleaned out)

(3/3 - cleaned out)

(10/10 - cleaned out)

(6/6 - cleaned out)

(12/12 - cleaned out)

(3/3 - cleaned out)

Got the second-highest score of all trime on the highscores list whilst doing this.

Checking JPEXS, I found out the game will refuse to accept any scores above 75k.

(3/3 - cleaned out)

(25/25 - cleaned out)

Ended up using MaxAutoClicker's "hold" click type for the first time here.

Also had "018" fail to pop the first time around.

(6/6 - cleaned out)

In retrospect, I could've grabbed all six medals in a single playthrough, but ah well.

(+1 - 38/38 - cleaned out)

I can finally lay this fucker to rest. Good night, and good riddance.

(10/10 - cleaned out)

Ended up needing to do two full playthroughs - none of the medals popped on my first playthrough. Probably had the API timeout on me or something.

(2/2 - cleaned out)

"I got the 2nd medal [EATEN BY BLED MONSTER] with Chrome, couldn't get it with Firefox. Worth trying if you want the medal." - Magnus727

(1/1 - cleaned out)

(1/1 - cleaned out)

This is basically a free medal.

(12/12 - cleaned out)

Nearly forgot to mention this, since I got it at, what, 1AM? I need to stop staying up so late.

2866 medals left, 37 saves remaining.

10k saves should be mine by tomorrow. Now if you need me, I'm off to go get lunch.

Top 200 by B/P

Hit Praporshchik today. Was pretty damn good to see.

I was planning to make this post once I hit 10k saves, but my patience ran out before then :P

Either way, I grabbed a lotta medals in the interim:

(1/1 - cleaned out)

(10/10 - cleaned out)

Getting those click medals was fucking finicky.

(1/1 - cleaned out)

(4/4 - cleaned out)

Ended up needing two playthroughs, since "Final Boss!" didn't pop first time around.

Also needed to swap browsers for this - ground collision doesn't work in Firefox, making the game practically unplayable there.

(4/4 - cleaned out)

(1/1 - cleaned out)

(4/4 - cleaned out)

(25/25 - cleaned out)

(9/9 - cleaned out)

Ended up needing multiple playthoughs to get everything - "Beat level 1!" and "Beat level 3!" needed a second playthrough, and "Beat level 4!" failed to trigger on multiple occasions. Not to mention I had plenty of crashes.

(5/5 - cleaned out, ruffled)

(9/9 - cleaned out, ruffled)

(20/20 - cleaned out, ruffled(?))

(6/6 - cleaned out, ruffled)

"Han Knockout" required some out-of-the-box thinking - getting that one requires you to either select his portrait using Tab or go into fullscreen.

(The site briefly locked me out for making too many requests after I got this one - seems searching through people's medals pages puts more strain on site servers than I thought.)

(54/58)

Protip: Clicking "Load" when you don't have a savefile causes the game to freak out and give you basically everything. This will also give you every medal besides the "beat the pro/challenge level" medals and the secret medal (you earn that by pressing Tab).

Might come back to this and grab the rest of the medals later.

(26/26 - cleaned out)

(12/12 - cleaned out)

(10/10 - cleaned out)

2264 medals left, 11 saves remaining.

Gonna be having salt and pepper pork for tea, too. Life is good.

One save left - I can't wait.

EDITED TO ADD: Also got a medal in the interim:

(+1 - 6/6 - cleaned out)

If anyone's wondering how to get "Cold, Cold HeartClock", get to the final screen, then click twice on the boat before clicking on the dying clock.

Typical - you wait all day for a save, then you earn two at once.

Either way, 10k saves is now mine. Now to focus on the medals.

Two thirds of the way up to the top of the NG Logs B/P list man. :) Congrats!

And Big Congrats on this! Big step.

Useful tips in the medal resumes too, might skim through some of these in the future...

When I think tea I usually think sweets or pastries, interesting tea-time combination!

In the meanwhile, I've also pushed myself past the 7.4k mark

(2/3 - abandoned, ruffled)

Protip: Stay near the top of the screen and use your S/down key sparingly - this dude's upward acceleration is virtually nonexistent. It is stronger if you move sideways, thankfully.

Protip: "Score" requires you to reach 5000 points. With food/drug items giving 50 points each, you're gonna need to pick up one hundred in total during a run. Good luck.

(2/2 - cleaned out)

Protip: Kitty Krew games tend to give out high-scoring medals - if you're looking to whore medal points, the psychic damage of playing them can be worth it.

(6/8 - abandoned)

Only ones I'm missing are for finding Drunk GeckoChan in stage 2, and for beating the boss after meeting her. If anyone knows how to get them, go ahead and tell me - I'll take any medals I can.

(8/17 - ruffled)

Ended up getting multiple protips for this, so I'll list them off:

1) Press TAB in mission 1 to immediately jump to mission 2. You won't get "Jumpy-Boy" by doing this, but if you've already got it there's no harm.

2) During the petrol maze in mission 7, you can right-click and just go straight to the lighter.

3) Mission 9 can be cheesed by moving your mouse offscreen.

4) Click the drawer at the end of Round 3 of Mission 13 to access the secret level.

(17/17 - cleaned out)

(9/11)

Only ones I'm missing are "Error Error" and "Funny Number". "Funny Number" won't be too hard" (F5ing at 4:20 PM should do the trick), but "Error Error" is a complete unknown.

(8/8 - cleaned out)

(8/8 - cleaned out)

(5/5 - cleaned out)

Protip: To get the "Crashed!" medal, type in "runbox" into the search bar, open "Run", then type in "crash".

(14/46)

2584 medals remaining.

If any of them prove helpful, go ahead and send them to Magnus727 - his partial walkthroughs/secrets page could always use some help.

Bookmarking that page too... good to know.

Congrats on the 7.4k too!

Also, ended up re-checking my NG Log and look at all these milestones

This the stuff this thread was made for man, Congrats on all!

I'm back, with plenty more medals as usual.

(+2 - 11/11 - cleaned out)

Protip: To get "Error Error", right-click "My Computer" and click "Delete". Go through the dialog boxes to start the boss fight, then beat it to earn the medal.

"My Computer" is the only thing that can be right-clicked on, so don't beat yourself up if you failed to find it.

Protip: You don't have to start the game at 4:20 to earn the medal - simply having it running at that time will earn "Funny Number".

(+25 - 39/46)

"Duck Hunt Perfect" was a nightmare - those ducks' hitboxes are beyond fucky.

"Big Heart" also seems busted - two of the hearts necessary for the medal don't spawn.

Protip: "Mario Coins" doesn't require you to grab every single coin in Level 1 - you just need to hit 100.

(+42 - 90/92 - abandoned)

I'm not sure which part of Ugby Mumba's the biggest ballache - Vicious Volcano's meteors hitting you without warning or any chance to dodge, the turtles being damn-near unkillable in large groups and hitting you for daring to run into them and finish them off like you're supposed to (mainly in Vicious Volcano - they're bearable everywhere else), eggs despawning just as I was about to collect them unless I do some reckless shit, rats veering damn-nigh everywhere and hitting you when you least expect it, or the HUD covering up the bottom of the screen and making any jump downwards a borderline leap-of-faith. (Yeah, I've got a lot of pet peeves with that game.)

(Seriously, "Vicious Volcano - PERFECT" is nigh-on impossible.)

Protip: Visit www.hilariousdancingshrimp.shrimp on Fireshrimp to earn the medal "Hilarious Dancing Shrimp!"

(I should make a full .shrimp links list and send it to Magnus sometime...)

Protip: Firing delay on Ugby Mumba's weapons is reset when you switch. I ended up exploiting this fact, in conjunction with AHK, to produce an autofire script for the Harp that basically broke the game:

#Requires AutoHotkey v2.0
#SingleInstance Force
InstallKeybdHook
InstallMouseHook
SendMode("Event")
SetKeyDelay( 0, 50)


~$X:: {
   While GetKeyState("X", "P") {
   Send("{Blind}{X}{UP}{DOWN}")
  }}            

Had a fair number of medals fail to trigger first time around - best guess as to why was because I got hit by an API timeout. One of those medals was "Vicious Volcano - PERFECT". Finding that out was infuriating.

(3/3 - cleaned out, ruffled)

I did also have some frustration cleaning this out, but that was just because I was forced to use WASD, rather than arrow keys like I prefer. Time limit's also pretty tight.

(7/7 - cleaned out, ruffled, Golden Astronaut found)

Once again, fuck that story hits pretty hard.

(1/1 - cleaned out, ruffled)

(1/1 - cleaned out)

(1/1 - cleaned out, ruffle tested)

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/619452/format=flash?emulate=flash

(5/8 - in progress, ruffled)

2509 medals left.

[RE-POST - SCREWED UP THE FINAL GAME LINK AND DIDN'T REALISE UNTIL EDIT WINDOW CLOSED]

I'm back, with plenty more medals as usual.

(+2 - 11/11 - cleaned out)

Protip: To get "Error Error", right-click "My Computer" and click "Delete". Go through the dialog boxes to start the boss fight, then beat it to earn the medal.

"My Computer" is the only thing that can be right-clicked on, so don't beat yourself up if you failed to find it.

Protip: You don't have to start the game at 4:20 to earn the medal - simply having it running at that time will earn "Funny Number".

(+25 - 39/46)

"Duck Hunt Perfect" was a nightmare - those ducks' hitboxes are beyond fucky.

"Big Heart" also seems busted - two of the hearts necessary for the medal don't spawn.

Protip: "Mario Coins" doesn't require you to grab every single coin in Level 1 - you just need to hit 100.

(+42 - 90/92 - abandoned)

I'm not sure which part of Ugby Mumba's the biggest ballache - Vicious Volcano's meteors hitting you without warning or any chance to dodge, the turtles being damn-near unkillable in large groups and hitting you for daring to run into them and finish them off like you're supposed to (mainly in Vicious Volcano - they're bearable everywhere else), eggs despawning just as I was about to collect them unless I do some reckless shit, rats veering damn-nigh everywhere and hitting you when you least expect it, or the HUD covering up the bottom of the screen and making any jump downwards a borderline leap-of-faith. (Yeah, I've got a lot of pet peeves with that game.)

(Seriously, "Vicious Volcano - PERFECT" is nigh-on impossible.)

Protip: Visit www.hilariousdancingshrimp.shrimp on Fireshrimp to earn the medal "Hilarious Dancing Shrimp!"

(I should make a full .shrimp links list and send it to Magnus sometime...)

Protip: Firing delay on Ugby Mumba's weapons is reset when you switch. I ended up exploiting this fact, in conjunction with AHK, to produce an autofire script for the Harp that basically broke the game:

#Requires AutoHotkey v2.0
#SingleInstance Force
InstallKeybdHook
InstallMouseHook
SendMode("Event")
SetKeyDelay( 0, 50)

~$X:: {
   While GetKeyState("X", "P") {
   Send("{Blind}{X}{UP}{DOWN}")
  }}            

Had a fair number of medals fail to trigger first time around - best guess as to why was because I got hit by an API timeout. One of those medals was "Vicious Volcano - PERFECT". Finding that out was infuriating.

(3/3 - cleaned out, ruffled)

I did also have some frustration cleaning this out, but that was just because I was forced to use WASD, rather than arrow keys like I prefer. Time limit's also pretty tight.

(7/7 - cleaned out, ruffled, Golden Astronaut found)

Once again, fuck that story hits pretty hard.

(1/1 - cleaned out, ruffled)

(1/1 - cleaned out)

(1/1 - cleaned out, ruffle tested)

(5/8 - in progress, ruffled)

2509 medals left.

Also doing pretty well on medal points:

130,000 medal points and 9.00 voting power!

7.6k is mine.

(+3 - 8/8 - cleaned out)

Spent the first 33 waves buying as much broccoli as possible before going for the rest of the medals. Those uberhelpers are a fucking godsend.

The next four waves were spent on getting every other medal, and they came pretty quickly.

(7/7 - cleaned out)

Protip: To get "Oof", press O to disable your invulnerability.

(+4 - 10/10 - cleaned out)

Protip: The secret medal requires you to start a game between 4PM and 5PM - you can't get it just idling in the menu. Probably based on your system clock, but I'm not 100% sure.

(7/7 - cleaned out)

(5/5 - cleaned out)

(2/2 - cleaned out, ruffled)

(2/2 - cleaned out, ruffle tested)

(1/1 - cleaned out, ruffled)

Plenty of trial-and-error in this one.

(1/1 - cleaned out, ruffled)

(7/7 - cleaned out, ruffled)

Protip: Actually playing isn't necessary to earn "Now", "Then" and "Forever" - simply spamming R will do the trick.

(36/44 - abandoned(?))

Getting the arsonist medals was a fucking pain - AFAICT you have to actually kill enemies with the weak-as-shit fuel dump to make progress towards them.

(7/20 - ruffle tested)

Protip: Get the tier 2/3 gun upgrades ASAP, they let you fire pretty damn fast (especially with an autofire script).

Protip: FBI grenadiers have a blindspot directly behind/in front of them - stick yourself there, and you can unload into them without risk of being hit by a grenade.

(5/5 - cleaned out, ruffled)

(5/5 - cleaned out, ruffled)

(5/5 - cleaned out, ruffle tested)

(5/5 - cleaned out, ruffle tested)

(6/6 - cleaned out, ruffled)

(1/1 - cleaned out, ruffle tested)

2400 medals left. Also making damn good progress on medal points, too:

Level 49.

Congrats Void! You're like a whole squad yourself in the UJ section now!

Big up! Congrats Zom!

Congrats man!

Also just starting to read this sentence without context lmao! XD Thanks for the laugh.

Oh sweet, #31 in EXP. Just one away from the top 30.

7.7k just got crossed.

(+0 - 7/20 - abandoned for now)

For whatever reason, this game seems completely incompatible with AutoHotKey - I've tried multiple autofire scripts, and none of them work.

If anyone knows of a functioning autofire script for this, please tell me - taking full advantage of that full-auto upgrade isn't worth getting RSI.

(0/0 - no medals)

I wasn't playing this for any medals, I was playing this because this is pretty fucking good.

(1/1 - cleaned out, ruffled)

(1/1 - cleaned out, ruffled)

(5/5 - cleaned out, ruffled)

(5/5 - cleaned out, ruffled)

(5/5 - cleaned out, ruffle tested)

(5/5 - cleaned out, ruffled)

(5/5 - cleaned out, ruffled)

Protip: The combination for the vending machine is in the cafeteria. Its nine button presses long.

(5/5 - cleaned out)

(5/5 - cleaned out, ruffled)

(6/6 - cleaned out, ruffle tested)

(5/5 - cleaned out)

(5/5 - cleaned out)

(5/5 - cleaned out)

(5/5 - cleaned out)

(5/5 - cleaned out, ruffle bug reported)

This one needed two playthroughs - my first playthrough on Ruffle didn't give me any medals.

(5/5 - cleaned out)

(5/5 - cleaned out)

(5/5 - cleaned out)

(5/5 - cleaned out)

(5/5 - cleaned out, ruffled)

(5/5 - cleaned out, ruffled)

(5/5 - cleaned out, ruffled)

(4/4 - cleaned out, ruffled)

2293 medals left.

Earned a hell of a lot of medal points, too.

And, as per usual, a crapload of milestones:

Got myself to 7.8k exactly. Feels damn good.

(5/5 - cleaned out)

(7/7 - cleaned out)

(9/9 - cleaned out)

Protip: Earning the click medals requires you to hit the click amount exactly.

(6/6 - cleaned out)

(5/5 - cleaned out, ruffled)

(5/5 - cleaned out, ruffle tested)

(5/5 - cleaned out, ruffled)

(5/5 - cleaned out, ruffled)

(5/5 - cleaned out)

(5/5 - cleaned out)

(5/5 - cleaned out)

(5/5 - cleaned out)

(5/5 - cleaned out, ruffled)

(5/5 - cleaned out, ruffled)

(5/5 - cleaned out, ruffled)

Protip: Failing the archery minigame will softlock you. If that happens to you, restart immediately.

(5/5 - cleaned out, ruffled)

(5/5 - cleaned out, ruffled)

(1/1 - cleaned out)

2200 medals left.

37,000+ saves

7.9k exactly. The Hexalist is getting closer by the day, if not by the hour.

(5/5 - cleaned out, ruffled)

(10/10 - cleaned out)

(5/5 - cleaned out, ruffled)

(5/5 - cleaned out, ruffled)

(5/5 - cleaned out, ruffled)

(4/4 - cleaned out, ruffled)

(5/5 - cleaned out, ruffled)

(4/4 - cleaned out, ruffled)

(5/5 - cleaned out, ruffled)

Protip: The code for the arrow lock is Left, Up, Down, Up, Left, Up, Down, Up, Right, Up, Left. SD themselves admitted it took them two attempts to solve their own puzzle, and their video walkthrough is basically worthless for working it out, so I won't blame you for being stumped by it.

(4/4 - cleaned out, ruffle tested)

(5/5 - cleaned out)

(5/5 - cleaned out)

(5/5 - cleaned out)

(8/8 - cleaned out)

Protip: Click the top-left corner of the screen to immediately unlock all levels and earn the secret medal "How did you find this?"

Protip: Only levels 1, 5, 10, 15, 20 and 25 need to be beaten to earn medals.

(+3 - 14/15)

Only one I'm missing is the one for winning a VS. Match. I'm fine leaving that unearned for now.

(5/5 - cleaned out)

(5/5 - cleaned out)

(2/2 - cleaned out, ruffled)

Got this mainly to ensure I hit 7900 exactly.

(5/5 - cleaned out)

(5/5 - cleaned out)

2100 medals left. My medal points have been skyrocketing as well:

Took some effort on my part, but I managed to land on 8k exactly.

(5/5 - cleaned out)

Protip: Light a fire at the starting location to earn the secret medal "Fire Starter". Its pretty easy to miss.

(5/5 - cleaned out)

(5/5 - cleaned out)

(7/7 - cleaned out)

Protip: To get Endings 2 and 3, use the liferaft to leave without Noah - eat the crabs beforehand for Ending 3, leave without eating them for Ending 2.

(1/1 - cleaned out, ruffled)

(5/5 - cleaned out)

(5/5 - cleaned out)

(2/2 - cleaned out)

(5/5 - cleaned out)

Ended up getting a time of 444 seconds on this one. That maze is a nightmare to navigate.

(5/5 - cleaned out)

(5/5 - cleaned out)

Selfdefiant did state they had a walkthrough for this, but it seems to have been lost. Ended up searching for a while until I found one on escapegames24.

Got a time of 440 seconds on this one, thanks to a combo of having no walkthrough to fall back on and a lot of blundering. I can be astoundingly stupid sometimes.

(6/6 - cleaned out)

Got 269 seconds on this one. Felt good.

(5/5 - cleaned out)

Protip: The fifth and final rock is behind the tree in the room(?) where you set the tent. Its very easy to miss, and SD's walkthrough did a poor job pointing that out IMO.

(5/5 - cleaned out)

(5/5 - cleaned out)

(5/5 - cleaned out)

(5/5 - cleaned out)

(9/9 - cleaned out)

This was to get myself to exactly 7990.

(5/5 - cleaned out, ruffled)

(5/5 - cleaned out)

2000 medals remain. Medal points are still skyrocketing - seems if you wanna whore medal points, selfdefiant's your dev:

Now if you need me, I'm off to bed - its nearly 2AM where I live.

8.1k exactly. Beautiful thing to see.

(5/5 - cleaned out)

(5/5 - cleaned out)

(4/4 - cleaned out)

(5/5 - cleaned out)

(5/5 - cleaned out)

(5/5 - cleaned out)

(5/5 - cleaned out)

Nearly missed this one. Caught it after double-checking this post.

(5/5 - cleaned out)

(5/5 - cleaned out)

(5/5 - cleaned out)

(5/5 - cleaned out)

(5/5 - cleaned out)

(5/5 - cleaned out)

(5/5 - cleaned out)

(5/5 - cleaned out)

(5/5 - cleaned out)

(5/5 - cleaned out)

Ended up F5ing the Yo Escape games pretty frequently - a few cases were due to Yo Escape The Ice Rink having layers fuck up, but the rest were because clicking any Yo Escape links causes a freeze.

(6/6 - cleaned out)

Protip: The sixth and final secret medal is for beating your high score, so cleaning this out is gonna take at least two playthroughs.

(4/4 - cleaned out)

"Sleep!" failed to pop the first time around - thankfully, the game had a save just before the bed in the spaceship, so I didn't need another full playthroughs - just an F5.

(5/5 - cleaned out)

(1/1 - cleaned out)

Protip: For "Nightmare", select "Hand Her The Orb", then "Refuse".

1900 medals remain. If the top medal list makes a comeback, expect to see me on there:

Don't expect more "exactly X medals" posts from me in the future - with NG being slow to update my medal count and with how many medals I'm racking up, pulling this off is pretty damn hard.