33,000 Saves!

I became a Lieutenant General

Level 50.

At 10/5/12 07:31 AM, Odyssic wrote:

At 10/4/12 08:49 AM, Bahamut wrote: Tonight is the night where Red Dwarf returns to TV and not in a crappy special like Back to Earth.

I was damn good as well, I really liked it.

I agree. It's not an instant classic but it's still a good start and considering VI, VIII and Back to Earth, I was fearing for worse. However, whether they explain the plot holes in this season is another story.

Listening to:
Bolt Thrower - Powder Burns
Bolt Thrower - Behind Enemy Lines
Bolt Thrower - No Guts, No Glory

At 10/4/12 04:47 AM, Coop wrote:

At 10/3/12 08:31 AM, Haggard wrote:

At 10/3/12 04:01 AM, Coop wrote: Coop feels sick to the stomach over work. Congratulations to:

Good thing that I don't have to work today. It's National Day!

Trying to sort out hotels in France with 36 hours notice, when it appears that the centre of Dijon is fully booked... Great.

I was busy messing around with SQL statements today. Wasn't that great either...

At 10/1/12 03:31 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 10/1/12 04:11 AM, Coop wrote: Something tells me there was a little Cold War about the death of the former Russian agent, Alexander Litvinenko, who was killed using Polonium-210, to poison him with radiation.

The most expensive assasination of all time.

That we know of.

It's also one of the most weird assasinations of all time.

Yes, but some of those have been really weird. Particularly the ones that look like accidents / suicide.

Hm, this reminds me of a particular webcomic: http://static.nichtlustig.de/toondb/060110.html
"It should have looked like an accident. Not like a bizarre accident." - "Oh..."

My first character was an Assimaar - I had to assassinate the prince of the town, then when that failed, I ran. I was blood hunted in a "LARP" fashion, which I evaded with a change of clothes and the help of a few friends from college playing pool in the local pubs.

You mean Assamite? And I never played LARP, I always found it very strange...

Yes, Assimaar is a plane-touched D&D race (half-angel) Driving into the centre of Worcester, pulling up at a parking space and popping the boot, to the lads grabbing their gear, including a SPAS-12 replica shotgun, for BB rounds was a little worrying. Especially when the lad in question grabs the gun (with no ammunition) and says "right lads, off to the bank!"

As I've said: I never got the hang of LARP... >_>

Well, the world is great. I enjoy Baldur's Gate and other D&D based computer games. But the system is too fucked up to be really enjoyable in a P&P session.

It's getting better - look at how bad the system was in the 70s.

Yeah, first we had "Advanced" D&D and then everything was even more confusing...

Advanced D&D still had THAC0 scores. Nowadays, you get an armour class of 10, plus your armour mod, dexterity mod (reduced for armour manoeuvrability), a modifier for the dodge feat, on one attacker per round, plus any cover, shield or spell / magic items you have. That number is equal to what the attacker must roll on the d20 to hit you. Their base attack bonus, plus strength (or dexterity - feats apply) modifier, plus any magical bonuses. Much easier to work out.

You lost me right after the first parentheses...

Well, if they can find any cattle around, they can sort out the rest coming back. Emergency crews have enough blood, too ;)

I think we never continued that adventure for too long after the helicopter crashed. Too bad. Would have been fun to go hunting for some fishes!

"Hey, I though you said that Troy McLure was dead."
"No, what I said was: 'he sleeps with the fishes.' You see..."
"Uh, Tony, please, no. I just ate a whole plate of dingamagoo."

A very weird episode.

30,000 BLAMS!

Finally, I have deleted my thirty-thousandth piece of work here on Newgrounds. I really do feel EPIC.

And now, I'm going to bed...

At 10/5/12 09:31 PM, Coop wrote: 30,000 BLAMS!

Finally, I have deleted my thirty-thousandth piece of work here on Newgrounds. I really do feel EPIC.

Well done Coop. Awesome! Congratulations. I know you've been sweating over 30,000 Blams for a while now. Great job.

Also, how about this?!?!

Entries submitted yesterday: 38
Entries blammed yesterday: 0

At 10/5/12 09:31 PM, Coop wrote: 30,000 BLAMS!

Congrats!

At 10/5/12 11:31 PM, Cootie wrote: Supreme Commander... oh yes. I have finally hit the top of the B/P ranks after so long. Oh well, now to get myself in the top 200.

Congrats. You're a bit late though.. You've been Sup. Commander for at least a week.

At 10/6/12 02:17 AM, gamejunkie wrote: Also, how about this?!?!

Entries submitted yesterday: 38
Entries blammed yesterday: 0

That's actually inaccurate.. It's been broken since the redesign.
If you go to the actual page it shows 4 submissions were blammed yesterday.

Passed 19,000 saves

Happy 10 years LUL!

At 10/5/12 09:31 PM, Coop wrote: 30,000 BLAMS!

That is an excellent job. Just get 10,000 more and you will finally pass me in blams. I suppose a big story is on its way now.

Coop goes through the washing and tries to get the house straight. Congratulations to:
SCTE3: 60,000 Saves
VJF: 120,000 Medal Points
Winrar1337: 8.00 Total Voting Power
Jolly: 33,000 Saves
LiquidFire: Lieutenant General
gamejunkie: Level 50
Cootie: 30,000 B/P; Supreme Commander; Thunder thoroughly stolen by Coop :P
LiquidFire: 19,000 Saves

Listening to:
The Dandy Warhols - Bohemian Like You
Metallica - Nothing Else Matters
Whitesnake: Here I Go Again

Thank you to:
gamejunkie
Jolly
Odyssic
Bahamut

JUst an FYI - this is how a Thank you list is supposed to look!

At 10/4/12 08:49 AM, Bahamut wrote: Tonight is the night where Red Dwarf returns to TV and not in a crappy special like Back to Earth.

I've not watched season 9 yet...

Also, thinking positive for job applications only for them to turn you down no matter how much enthusiasm you had? Fuck you.

Going into a job application positively is better than going in with the attitude of an Emo, unless you're trying out for the vocalist of Bullshit for my Valentine, or something similar...

At 10/4/12 04:47 AM, Coop wrote:

At 10/3/12 09:59 AM, Bahamut wrote: Today is the day?

Apparently not. If it's not today, I'll be peeved.

Then what the hell is it?

Yesterday, not Thursday. 0 blams across Newgrounds, 1, if you look at the records, but that was not enough!

At 10/5/12 12:42 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 10/4/12 04:47 AM, Coop wrote:

At 10/3/12 08:31 AM, Haggard wrote:

At 10/3/12 04:01 AM, Coop wrote: Coop feels sick to the stomach over work. Congratulations to:

Good thing that I don't have to work today. It's National Day!

Trying to sort out hotels in France with 36 hours notice, when it appears that the centre of Dijon is fully booked... Great.

I was busy messing around with SQL statements today. Wasn't that great either...

SQL? I was busy with more applications.

At 10/1/12 03:31 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 10/1/12 04:11 AM, Coop wrote: Something tells me there was a little Cold War about the death of the former Russian agent, Alexander Litvinenko, who was killed using Polonium-210, to poison him with radiation.

The most expensive assasination of all time.

That we know of.

It's also one of the most weird assasinations of all time.

Yes, but some of those have been really weird. Particularly the ones that look like accidents / suicide.

Hm, this reminds me of a particular webcomic: http://static.nichtlustig.de/toondb/060110.html
"It should have looked like an accident. Not like a bizarre accident." - "Oh..."

You should have posted the picture. But indeed, that was a fair ROFLMAO moment.

My first character was an Assimaar - I had to assassinate the prince of the town, then when that failed, I ran. I was blood hunted in a "LARP" fashion, which I evaded with a change of clothes and the help of a few friends from college playing pool in the local pubs.

You mean Assamite? And I never played LARP, I always found it very strange...

Yes, Assimaar is a plane-touched D&D race (half-angel) Driving into the centre of Worcester, pulling up at a parking space and popping the boot, to the lads grabbing their gear, including a SPAS-12 replica shotgun, for BB rounds was a little worrying. Especially when the lad in question grabs the gun (with no ammunition) and says "right lads, off to the bank!"

As I've said: I never got the hang of LARP... >_>

Yeah, I've played it a handful of times, though one of my friends has had a run in with the police, for his foam and gaffer tape sledgehammer.

Well, the world is great. I enjoy Baldur's Gate and other D&D based computer games. But the system is too fucked up to be really enjoyable in a P&P session.

It's getting better - look at how bad the system was in the 70s.

Yeah, first we had "Advanced" D&D and then everything was even more confusing...

Advanced D&D still had THAC0 scores. Nowadays, you get an armour class of 10, plus your armour mod, dexterity mod (reduced for armour manoeuvrability), a modifier for the dodge feat, on one attacker per round, plus any cover, shield or spell / magic items you have. That number is equal to what the attacker must roll on the d20 to hit you. Their base attack bonus, plus strength (or dexterity - feats apply) modifier, plus any magical bonuses. Much easier to work out.

You lost me right after the first parentheses...

I'm glad you got that far ;)

Well, if they can find any cattle around, they can sort out the rest coming back. Emergency crews have enough blood, too ;)

I think we never continued that adventure for too long after the helicopter crashed. Too bad. Would have been fun to go hunting for some fishes!

"Hey, I though you said that Troy McLure was dead."
"No, what I said was: 'he sleeps with the fishes.' You see..."
"Uh, Tony, please, no. I just ate a whole plate of dingamagoo."

A very weird episode.

Yes.

At 10/6/12 02:17 AM, gamejunkie wrote:

At 10/5/12 09:31 PM, Coop wrote: 30,000 BLAMS!

Finally, I have deleted my thirty-thousandth piece of work here on Newgrounds. I really do feel EPIC.

Well done Coop. Awesome! Congratulations. I know you've been sweating over 30,000 Blams for a while now. Great job.

Thanks. It's been a long time coming... But what do I do now?

At 10/6/12 02:27 AM, Jolly wrote:

At 10/6/12 02:17 AM, gamejunkie wrote: Also, how about this?!?!

Entries submitted yesterday: 38
Entries blammed yesterday: 0

That's actually inaccurate.. It's been broken since the redesign.
If you go to the actual page it shows 4 submissions were blammed yesterday.

3 on the 3rd, 1 on the 4th. I hope it will pick up now, show those guys that have just been being cunts to me. It's personal, I just know it!

At 10/6/12 06:10 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 10/5/12 09:31 PM, Coop wrote: 30,000 BLAMS!

That is an excellent job. Just get 10,000 more and you will finally pass me in blams. I suppose a big story is on its way now.

Yeah, you'd think so. I'm working on it, but I've just got brain cramp and a lack of inspiration, to be honest.

Thanks for voting, GoryBlizzard! Your experience has been automatically deposited!

With that vote, you now have 26,650 experience points. You need 0 more to get to Level 50. The next Grounds Gold day begins in 23 hours, 54 minutes, and 50 seconds.

Well, it's about time.

Coop gets up late and gets ready to just do sod all all day. COngratulations to:
GoryBlizzard: Level 50

And apparently, I'm going to die younger than god-fearing Christians.

Listening to:

Destruction - Eternal Devastation

At 10/6/12 01:29 PM, Coop wrote:

At 10/4/12 08:49 AM, Bahamut wrote: Tonight is the night where Red Dwarf returns to TV and not in a crappy special like Back to Earth.

I've not watched season 9 yet...

Trust me, you don't want to.

Also, thinking positive for job applications only for them to turn you down no matter how much enthusiasm you had? Fuck you.

Going into a job application positively is better than going in with the attitude of an Emo, unless you're trying out for the vocalist of Bullshit for my Valentine, or something similar...

Not emo, just highly bitter towards these pricks. I do look forward to my next opportunity to call out on one of them via phone or something.

Then what the hell is it?

Yesterday, not Thursday. 0 blams across Newgrounds, 1, if you look at the records, but that was not enough!

You finally made it, though.

At 10/7/12 12:10 AM, GoryBlizzard wrote: Thanks for voting, GoryBlizzard! Your experience has been automatically deposited!

With that vote, you now have 26,650 experience points. You need 0 more to get to Level 50. The next Grounds Gold day begins in 23 hours, 54 minutes, and 50 seconds.

Well, it's about time.

The cauldron looks really good with the purple aura. Then again, so did the mystery box but the Halloween icon is more like it.

At 10/7/12 06:12 AM, Coop wrote: Coop gets up late and gets ready to just do sod all all day. COngratulations to:
GoryBlizzard: Level 50

And apparently, I'm going to die younger than god-fearing Christians.

I thought this was Fox News. Double check and it's actually CNN. That's really shit of them to say that since why does it matter whether you have a religion or not? I don't have any true beliefs so I keep to my normal life and try and stay out of religious business if possible.

Captain acquired.

Listening to:
Motorhead - I'll be your sister
Motorhead - Capricorn
Motorhead - No Class

At 10/6/12 01:29 PM, Coop wrote:

At 10/5/12 12:42 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 10/4/12 04:47 AM, Coop wrote: Trying to sort out hotels in France with 36 hours notice, when it appears that the centre of Dijon is fully booked... Great.

I was busy messing around with SQL statements today. Wasn't that great either...

SQL? I was busy with more applications.

SELECT Name, Surname FROM employees WHERE Surname="Cooper"
I wonder how many entries that would give me in big companies.

At 10/1/12 03:31 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 10/1/12 04:11 AM, Coop wrote: Something tells me there was a little Cold War about the death of the former Russian agent, Alexander Litvinenko, who was killed using Polonium-210, to poison him with radiation.

The most expensive assasination of all time.

That we know of.

It's also one of the most weird assasinations of all time.

Yes, but some of those have been really weird. Particularly the ones that look like accidents / suicide.

Hm, this reminds me of a particular webcomic: http://static.nichtlustig.de/toondb/060110.html
"It should have looked like an accident. Not like a bizarre accident." - "Oh..."

You should have posted the picture. But indeed, that was a fair ROFLMAO moment.

I'm not allowed to post it. The guy who draws the comics may draw funny comics, but he's a complete douchebag when it comes to embedding/posting the comics anywhere else.

You mean Assamite? And I never played LARP, I always found it very strange...

Yes, Assimaar is a plane-touched D&D race (half-angel) Driving into the centre of Worcester, pulling up at a parking space and popping the boot, to the lads grabbing their gear, including a SPAS-12 replica shotgun, for BB rounds was a little worrying. Especially when the lad in question grabs the gun (with no ammunition) and says "right lads, off to the bank!"

As I've said: I never got the hang of LARP... >_>

Yeah, I've played it a handful of times, though one of my friends has had a run in with the police, for his foam and gaffer tape sledgehammer.

He might have suffocated someone with it!

Yeah, first we had "Advanced" D&D and then everything was even more confusing...

Advanced D&D still had THAC0 scores. Nowadays, you get an armour class of 10, plus your armour mod, dexterity mod (reduced for armour manoeuvrability), a modifier for the dodge feat, on one attacker per round, plus any cover, shield or spell / magic items you have. That number is equal to what the attacker must roll on the d20 to hit you. Their base attack bonus, plus strength (or dexterity - feats apply) modifier, plus any magical bonuses. Much easier to work out.

You lost me right after the first parentheses...

I'm glad you got that far ;)

Well, I do have some experience from playing D&D a few times...

Coop works alone for the day, Congratulations to:
Winrar1337: Captain

Listening to:
Adele - Rolling in the Deep
Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe

At 10/7/12 08:43 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 10/6/12 01:29 PM, Coop wrote:

At 10/4/12 08:49 AM, Bahamut wrote: Tonight is the night where Red Dwarf returns to TV and not in a crappy special like Back to Earth.

I've not watched season 9 yet...

Trust me, you don't want to.

Ah, but if I don't, why would I like Red Dwarf X? Got to cover any potential plot holes

Also, thinking positive for job applications only for them to turn you down no matter how much enthusiasm you had? Fuck you.

Going into a job application positively is better than going in with the attitude of an Emo, unless you're trying out for the vocalist of Bullshit for my Valentine, or something similar...

Not emo, just highly bitter towards these pricks. I do look forward to my next opportunity to call out on one of them via phone or something.

Well, when you go for an interview, you should always be positive, regardless of how you feel.

Then what the hell is it?

Yesterday, not Thursday. 0 blams across Newgrounds, 1, if you look at the records, but that was not enough!

You finally made it, though.

Yeah, and the pace is still staying at a reasonable level afterwards, as well.

At 10/7/12 06:12 AM, Coop wrote: And apparently, I'm going to die younger than god-fearing Christians.

I thought this was Fox News. Double check and it's actually CNN. That's really shit of them to say that since why does it matter whether you have a religion or not? I don't have any true beliefs so I keep to my normal life and try and stay out of religious business if possible.

I saw a piece on YouTube about some woman saying "If God doesn't exist, then who wrote the Bible?" Wow.

If God wrote the Bible, then explain the holy texts for Islam, Judaism, Hinduism and all of the rest of them.

At 10/7/12 12:26 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 10/6/12 01:29 PM, Coop wrote:

At 10/5/12 12:42 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 10/4/12 04:47 AM, Coop wrote: Trying to sort out hotels in France with 36 hours notice, when it appears that the centre of Dijon is fully booked... Great.

I was busy messing around with SQL statements today. Wasn't that great either...

SQL? I was busy with more applications.

SELECT Name, Surname FROM employees WHERE Surname="Cooper"
I wonder how many entries that would give me in big companies.

You'd get plenty. I know of a few professional sport stars, with my surname.

At 10/1/12 03:31 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 10/1/12 04:11 AM, Coop wrote:

It's also one of the most weird assasinations of all time.

Yes, but some of those have been really weird. Particularly the ones that look like accidents / suicide.

Hm, this reminds me of a particular webcomic: http://static.nichtlustig.de/toondb/060110.html
"It should have looked like an accident. Not like a bizarre accident." - "Oh..."

You should have posted the picture. But indeed, that was a fair ROFLMAO moment.

I'm not allowed to post it. The guy who draws the comics may draw funny comics, but he's a complete douchebag when it comes to embedding/posting the comics anywhere else.

For real? That's a shame. The guy who draws my favourite web comic is laid up with a lacerated hand and some of the tendons have been affected... They reckon 6 weeks, but I think he's not going to be the same, until at least 2013...

As I've said: I never got the hang of LARP... >_>

Yeah, I've played it a handful of times, though one of my friends has had a run in with the police, for his foam and gaffer tape sledgehammer.

He might have suffocated someone with it!

No, they thought he might be able to beat someone to death with it - he pointed out that he'd probably have a heart attack before completing the death blow...

Advanced D&D still had THAC0 scores. Nowadays, you get an armour class of 10, plus your armour mod, dexterity mod (reduced for armour manoeuvrability), a modifier for the dodge feat, on one attacker per round, plus any cover, shield or spell / magic items you have. That number is equal to what the attacker must roll on the d20 to hit you. Their base attack bonus, plus strength (or dexterity - feats apply) modifier, plus any magical bonuses. Much easier to work out.

You lost me right after the first parentheses...

I'm glad you got that far ;)

Well, I do have some experience from playing D&D a few times...

Which edition?

Listening to:

HammerFall - Legacy of Kings

At 10/8/12 05:20 AM, Coop wrote: Listening to:
Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe

I only found this song amusing due to Moonbase Alpha's text-to-speech singing.

At 10/7/12 08:43 AM, Bahamut wrote: Trust me, you don't want to.

Ah, but if I don't, why would I like Red Dwarf X? Got to cover any potential plot holes

Let's just say Back to Earth can easily be retconned at this point. Red Dwarf X's starting episode is actually really good. The more I think about it the better it gets.

Not emo, just highly bitter towards these pricks. I do look forward to my next opportunity to call out on one of them via phone or something.

Well, when you go for an interview, you should always be positive, regardless of how you feel.

But when they say "Oh, you didn't get the job because someone had more experience than you." that's when I can give them the big F U.

At 10/8/12 05:20 AM, Coop wrote:

At 10/7/12 12:26 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 10/6/12 01:29 PM, Coop wrote:

At 10/5/12 12:42 PM, Haggard wrote: I was busy messing around with SQL statements today. Wasn't that great either...

SQL? I was busy with more applications.

SELECT Name, Surname FROM employees WHERE Surname="Cooper"
I wonder how many entries that would give me in big companies.

You'd get plenty. I know of a few professional sport stars, with my surname.

In the town where my father lives, there is a man with the exact same name (name and surename). This is pretty surprising because a) our last name isn't really common, b) the town is very small (population about 2k).

At 10/1/12 03:31 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 10/1/12 04:11 AM, Coop wrote:

It's also one of the most weird assasinations of all time.

Yes, but some of those have been really weird. Particularly the ones that look like accidents / suicide.

Hm, this reminds me of a particular webcomic: http://static.nichtlustig.de/toondb/060110.html
"It should have looked like an accident. Not like a bizarre accident." - "Oh..."

You should have posted the picture. But indeed, that was a fair ROFLMAO moment.

I'm not allowed to post it. The guy who draws the comics may draw funny comics, but he's a complete douchebag when it comes to embedding/posting the comics anywhere else.

For real? That's a shame. The guy who draws my favourite web comic is laid up with a lacerated hand and some of the tendons have been affected... They reckon 6 weeks, but I think he's not going to be the same, until at least 2013...

Yeah, he filed some lawsuits already, so it's better to be on the safe side.

As I've said: I never got the hang of LARP... >_>

Yeah, I've played it a handful of times, though one of my friends has had a run in with the police, for his foam and gaffer tape sledgehammer.

He might have suffocated someone with it!

No, they thought he might be able to beat someone to death with it - he pointed out that he'd probably have a heart attack before completing the death blow...

"The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon"?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y

You lost me right after the first parentheses...

I'm glad you got that far ;)

Well, I do have some experience from playing D&D a few times...

Which edition?

I can't remember anymore.

3,000 total experience and top 500 in B/P. I'm on a roll.

Coop prepares for another day of drudgery. Congratulations to:
Winrar1337: Top 500 B/P; 3,000 Experience

At 10/8/12 09:13 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 10/8/12 05:20 AM, Coop wrote: Listening to:
Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe

I only found this song amusing due to Moonbase Alpha's text-to-speech singing.

I found this song amusing, due to some of the cricketers dancing around the snooker room to it. One of them slipped and nearly concussed himself on the table.

At 10/7/12 08:43 AM, Bahamut wrote: Trust me, you don't want to.

Ah, but if I don't, why would I like Red Dwarf X? Got to cover any potential plot holes

Let's just say Back to Earth can easily be retconned at this point. Red Dwarf X's starting episode is actually really good. The more I think about it the better it gets.

I'll get around to watching it at some point. Right now, I'm going through the Big Bang Theory back catalogue.

Not emo, just highly bitter towards these pricks. I do look forward to my next opportunity to call out on one of them via phone or something.

Well, when you go for an interview, you should always be positive, regardless of how you feel.

But when they say "Oh, you didn't get the job because someone had more experience than you." that's when I can give them the big F U.

Thus ruining any chances that you have with them, should another suitable position show up at that company. They don't care, but don't shoot yourself in the foot over it.

At 10/8/12 03:32 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 10/8/12 05:20 AM, Coop wrote:

At 10/7/12 12:26 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 10/6/12 01:29 PM, Coop wrote:

At 10/5/12 12:42 PM, Haggard wrote: I was busy messing around with SQL statements today. Wasn't that great either...

SQL? I was busy with more applications.

SELECT Name, Surname FROM employees WHERE Surname="Cooper"
I wonder how many entries that would give me in big companies.

You'd get plenty. I know of a few professional sport stars, with my surname.

In the town where my father lives, there is a man with the exact same name (name and surename). This is pretty surprising because a) our last name isn't really common, b) the town is very small (population about 2k).

We used to have similar - the guy who lived around the corner from us had my father's name and apparently, dad received a phone call about "setting someone up" Suffice to say, dad answered "I think you've got the wrong guy here, I don't get involved in drugs."

The line went dead.

At 10/1/12 03:31 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 10/1/12 04:11 AM, Coop wrote:

It's also one of the most weird assasinations of all time.

Yes, but some of those have been really weird. Particularly the ones that look like accidents / suicide.

Hm, this reminds me of a particular webcomic: http://static.nichtlustig.de/toondb/060110.html
"It should have looked like an accident. Not like a bizarre accident." - "Oh..."

You should have posted the picture. But indeed, that was a fair ROFLMAO moment.

I'm not allowed to post it. The guy who draws the comics may draw funny comics, but he's a complete douchebag when it comes to embedding/posting the comics anywhere else.

For real? That's a shame. The guy who draws my favourite web comic is laid up with a lacerated hand and some of the tendons have been affected... They reckon 6 weeks, but I think he's not going to be the same, until at least 2013...

Yeah, he filed some lawsuits already, so it's better to be on the safe side.

Wow - all publicity is good publicity. Take a line from Angry Birds' creator's book.

As I've said: I never got the hang of LARP... >_>

Yeah, I've played it a handful of times, though one of my friends has had a run in with the police, for his foam and gaffer tape sledgehammer.

He might have suffocated someone with it!

No, they thought he might be able to beat someone to death with it - he pointed out that he'd probably have a heart attack before completing the death blow...

"The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon"?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y

Yeah, that kind of sums it up

Listening to:

Heathen - The Evolution Of Chaos

At 10/9/12 03:17 AM, Coop wrote:

At 10/8/12 09:13 AM, Bahamut wrote: I only found this song amusing due to Moonbase Alpha's text-to-speech singing.

I found this song amusing, due to some of the cricketers dancing around the snooker room to it. One of them slipped and nearly concussed himself on the table.

I would have wanted to see that. Thankfully none of my friends have any obsession with it yet. It's all about Gangnam Style.

Let's just say Back to Earth can easily be retconned at this point. Red Dwarf X's starting episode is actually really good. The more I think about it the better it gets.

I'll get around to watching it at some point. Right now, I'm going through the Big Bang Theory back catalogue.

Only six episodes, though. And with that said, just two more days until the next episode.

But when they say "Oh, you didn't get the job because someone had more experience than you." that's when I can give them the big F U.

Thus ruining any chances that you have with them, should another suitable position show up at that company. They don't care, but don't shoot yourself in the foot over it.

It's not like I'd get another opportunity with them anyway. Then again, that's if they DO phone me and most of them never even bother with that now. It's what I'd expect from a bunch of little Hitlers like them.

Listening to:
Iced Earth - Alive in Athens

At 10/9/12 03:17 AM, Coop wrote:

At 10/8/12 09:13 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 10/8/12 05:20 AM, Coop wrote: Listening to:
Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe

I only found this song amusing due to Moonbase Alpha's text-to-speech singing.

I found this song amusing, due to some of the cricketers dancing around the snooker room to it. One of them slipped and nearly concussed himself on the table.

After having to listen to this shit for 3 hours straight, I cannot find anything "amusing" about that song...

At 10/8/12 03:32 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 10/8/12 05:20 AM, Coop wrote:

At 10/7/12 12:26 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 10/6/12 01:29 PM, Coop wrote: SQL? I was busy with more applications.

SELECT Name, Surname FROM employees WHERE Surname="Cooper"
I wonder how many entries that would give me in big companies.

You'd get plenty. I know of a few professional sport stars, with my surname.

In the town where my father lives, there is a man with the exact same name (name and surename). This is pretty surprising because a) our last name isn't really common, b) the town is very small (population about 2k).

We used to have similar - the guy who lived around the corner from us had my father's name and apparently, dad received a phone call about "setting someone up" Suffice to say, dad answered "I think you've got the wrong guy here, I don't get involved in drugs."

The line went dead.

Priceless.
Let's see, I had a call from someone who questioned my about my "father", where did he live a few years ago and when I said "I'm his son" she was all like "Ohhh, he got married?" and that's when I realized that she must have got a wrong number.

And once I got a call from some school, asking me if I knew some girl (I forgot the name). That call was kind of upsetting, because I had one of my final exams on that day and then I get a call early in the morning from some school? Oh man...

At 10/1/12 03:31 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 10/1/12 04:11 AM, Coop wrote:

For real? That's a shame. The guy who draws my favourite web comic is laid up with a lacerated hand and some of the tendons have been affected... They reckon 6 weeks, but I think he's not going to be the same, until at least 2013...

Yeah, he filed some lawsuits already, so it's better to be on the safe side.

Wow - all publicity is good publicity. Take a line from Angry Birds' creator's book.

Speaking of Angry Birds... I've never seen so much Angry Birds merchandise as I saw in Singapore. The stuff was literally EVERYWHERE.

No, they thought he might be able to beat someone to death with it - he pointed out that he'd probably have a heart attack before completing the death blow...

"The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon"?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y

Yeah, that kind of sums it up

One of my friends build a hammer out of cardboard boxes and aluminium foil one time at Wacken Open Air. When we went to the stage to see HammerFall the security wouldn't let him in at first. "Are you fucking kidding?!" was their first reaction...

Coop buckles under pressure to join Twitter. Congratulations to:
No-one *sigh*

At 10/9/12 08:59 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 10/9/12 03:17 AM, Coop wrote:

At 10/8/12 09:13 AM, Bahamut wrote: I only found this song amusing due to Moonbase Alpha's text-to-speech singing.

I found this song amusing, due to some of the cricketers dancing around the snooker room to it. One of them slipped and nearly concussed himself on the table.

I would have wanted to see that. Thankfully none of my friends have any obsession with it yet. It's all about Gangnam Style.

Rainy game, we went inside, but his sock was wet (you have to take your spikes off) and he slipped over. Classic

Let's just say Back to Earth can easily be retconned at this point. Red Dwarf X's starting episode is actually really good. The more I think about it the better it gets.

I'll get around to watching it at some point. Right now, I'm going through the Big Bang Theory back catalogue.

Only six episodes, though. And with that said, just two more days until the next episode.

I'll get there, it just won't be immediately. Look at how long it's taken me to get at the new Futurama... and still counting.

But when they say "Oh, you didn't get the job because someone had more experience than you." that's when I can give them the big F U.

Thus ruining any chances that you have with them, should another suitable position show up at that company. They don't care, but don't shoot yourself in the foot over it.

It's not like I'd get another opportunity with them anyway. Then again, that's if they DO phone me and most of them never even bother with that now. It's what I'd expect from a bunch of little Hitlers like them.

I'm sorry that it makes you feel this way.

At 10/9/12 11:21 AM, Odyssic wrote: Brb, building my computer, this will be the last list (probably) on my laptop.

Best of luck, I hope that it all goes well. Check for any parts that you've not used, before you switch her on ;)

At 10/9/12 01:45 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 10/9/12 03:17 AM, Coop wrote:

At 10/8/12 09:13 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 10/8/12 05:20 AM, Coop wrote: Listening to:
Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe

I only found this song amusing due to Moonbase Alpha's text-to-speech singing.

I found this song amusing, due to some of the cricketers dancing around the snooker room to it. One of them slipped and nearly concussed himself on the table.

After having to listen to this shit for 3 hours straight, I cannot find anything "amusing" about that song...

I'd rather Cary Rae was stuck in my head than Psy.

At 10/8/12 03:32 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 10/8/12 05:20 AM, Coop wrote:

At 10/7/12 12:26 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 10/6/12 01:29 PM, Coop wrote: SQL? I was busy with more applications.

SELECT Name, Surname FROM employees WHERE Surname="Cooper"
I wonder how many entries that would give me in big companies.

You'd get plenty. I know of a few professional sport stars, with my surname.

In the town where my father lives, there is a man with the exact same name (name and surename). This is pretty surprising because a) our last name isn't really common, b) the town is very small (population about 2k).

We used to have similar - the guy who lived around the corner from us had my father's name and apparently, dad received a phone call about "setting someone up" Suffice to say, dad answered "I think you've got the wrong guy here, I don't get involved in drugs."

The line went dead.

Priceless.

Let's see, I had a call from someone who questioned my about my "father", where did he live a few years ago and when I said "I'm his son" she was all like "Ohhh, he got married?" and that's when I realized that she must have got a wrong number.

Wow, so you were a few years older than say "two" at the time :P

And once I got a call from some school, asking me if I knew some girl (I forgot the name). That call was kind of upsetting, because I had one of my final exams on that day and then I get a call early in the morning from some school? Oh man...

I would have hoped for a distraction like that. I got chatting to a female colleague and we exchanged numbers, only for her boyfriend to find out and phone me at 3am, just to fart down the line at me.

At 10/1/12 03:31 PM, Haggard wrote: At 10/1/12 04:11 AM, Coop wrote:

For real? That's a shame. The guy who draws my favourite web comic is laid up with a lacerated hand and some of the tendons have been affected... They reckon 6 weeks, but I think he's not going to be the same, until at least 2013...

Yeah, he filed some lawsuits already, so it's better to be on the safe side.

Wow - all publicity is good publicity. Take a line from Angry Birds' creator's book.

Speaking of Angry Birds... I've never seen so much Angry Birds merchandise as I saw in Singapore. The stuff was literally EVERYWHERE.

Yep - if you go back there now, it'll be "Gangnam Style" with everything.

No, they thought he might be able to beat someone to death with it - he pointed out that he'd probably have a heart attack before completing the death blow...

"The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon"?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y

Yeah, that kind of sums it up

One of my friends build a hammer out of cardboard boxes and aluminium foil one time at Wacken Open Air. When we went to the stage to see HammerFall the security wouldn't let him in at first. "Are you fucking kidding?!" was their first reaction...

I could understand if the band was called "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" or "Guillotine", but it's just a fucking hammer!

Right, I'm off to forage. Got to walk to nthe supermarket, grab ingredients, then come back and cook. All before trying to put my Mongols in space.

Iced Earth - Disciples Of The Lie
Iced Earth - Violate

At 10/10/12 07:24 AM, Coop wrote: Congratulations to:
No-one *sigh*

This is turning into a "Coop and Bahamut and Haggard and Odyssic Lounge", isn't it?

At 10/9/12 01:45 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 10/9/12 03:17 AM, Coop wrote:

At 10/8/12 09:13 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 10/8/12 05:20 AM, Coop wrote: Listening to:
Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe

I only found this song amusing due to Moonbase Alpha's text-to-speech singing.

I found this song amusing, due to some of the cricketers dancing around the snooker room to it. One of them slipped and nearly concussed himself on the table.

After having to listen to this shit for 3 hours straight, I cannot find anything "amusing" about that song...

I'd rather Cary Rae was stuck in my head than Psy.

And yet another figure of speech I don't quite understand. :(

At 10/8/12 03:32 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 10/8/12 05:20 AM, Coop wrote: You'd get plenty. I know of a few professional sport stars, with my surname.

In the town where my father lives, there is a man with the exact same name (name and surename). This is pretty surprising because a) our last name isn't really common, b) the town is very small (population about 2k).

We used to have similar - the guy who lived around the corner from us had my father's name and apparently, dad received a phone call about "setting someone up" Suffice to say, dad answered "I think you've got the wrong guy here, I don't get involved in drugs."

The line went dead.

Priceless.

Let's see, I had a call from someone who questioned my about my "father", where did he live a few years ago and when I said "I'm his son" she was all like "Ohhh, he got married?" and that's when I realized that she must have got a wrong number.

Wow, so you were a few years older than say "two" at the time :P

I was 16 at that time. I had no idea who that woman was...

And once I got a call from some school, asking me if I knew some girl (I forgot the name). That call was kind of upsetting, because I had one of my final exams on that day and then I get a call early in the morning from some school? Oh man...

I would have hoped for a distraction like that. I got chatting to a female colleague and we exchanged numbers, only for her boyfriend to find out and phone me at 3am, just to fart down the line at me.

Nice one.
This reminds me, on one of my e-mail-adresses I regularly recieve e-mails that where supposed to go somewhere else. Most of the time people forget a number, or they write @gmx.de instead of @gmx.net or something like that.
Once, I got asked by a perfect stranger if I wanted to go for a walk, because the weather is so nice... I recieved activation codes for websites where I never signed up and I recieved an appointment date for a flat viewing (somewhere in Duesseldorf...).
Just today I recieved an e-mail from gmail, congratulating me for the new gmail-account that I just set up.
All just because people seem to be too stupid to type their own e-mail-adress correctly.

At 10/1/12 03:31 PM, Haggard wrote: At 10/1/12 04:11 AM, Coop wrote:

For real? That's a shame. The guy who draws my favourite web comic is laid up with a lacerated hand and some of the tendons have been affected... They reckon 6 weeks, but I think he's not going to be the same, until at least 2013...

Yeah, he filed some lawsuits already, so it's better to be on the safe side.

Wow - all publicity is good publicity. Take a line from Angry Birds' creator's book.

Speaking of Angry Birds... I've never seen so much Angry Birds merchandise as I saw in Singapore. The stuff was literally EVERYWHERE.

Yep - if you go back there now, it'll be "Gangnam Style" with everything.

This is a meme that went completly past me.

No, they thought he might be able to beat someone to death with it - he pointed out that he'd probably have a heart attack before completing the death blow...

"The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon"?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y

Yeah, that kind of sums it up

And again! And again! And again and again and again! And again andagainandagainandagainandagain!

One of my friends build a hammer out of cardboard boxes and aluminium foil one time at Wacken Open Air. When we went to the stage to see HammerFall the security wouldn't let him in at first. "Are you fucking kidding?!" was their first reaction...

I could understand if the band was called "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" or "Guillotine", but it's just a fucking hammer!

Hm, a chainsaw build out of cardboard boxes... that would be interesting.

Listening to:

Helloween - Walls of Jericho. And Halloween is just a few weeks away. Good time to listen to them.

At 10/9/12 01:45 PM, Haggard wrote: After having to listen to this shit for 3 hours straight, I cannot find anything "amusing" about that song...

Only in Moonbase Alpha.

At 10/10/12 07:24 AM, Coop wrote:

At 10/9/12 08:59 AM, Bahamut wrote: I would have wanted to see that. Thankfully none of my friends have any obsession with it yet. It's all about Gangnam Style.

Rainy game, we went inside, but his sock was wet (you have to take your spikes off) and he slipped over. Classic

And then they sung Call Me Maybe.

Only six episodes, though. And with that said, just two more days until the next episode.

I'll get there, it just won't be immediately. Look at how long it's taken me to get at the new Futurama... and still counting.

Yeah, what happened to your love to Futurama? :P Is it going to be that I'll get you season 6 on blu-ray and be like "This is an early birthday present for you." at the London meet?

It's not like I'd get another opportunity with them anyway. Then again, that's if they DO phone me and most of them never even bother with that now. It's what I'd expect from a bunch of little Hitlers like them.

I'm sorry that it makes you feel this way.

In all fairness, you are not at fault here. Now if you were to run the country and do things right, that would be pretty damn cool.

At 10/10/12 02:24 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 10/10/12 07:24 AM, Coop wrote: Congratulations to:
No-one *sigh*

This is turning into a "Coop and Bahamut and Haggard and Odyssic Lounge", isn't it?

That's all it is these days. It's sad to think this but I doubt this thread will even be alive in 12 months time.

At 10/10/12 07:19 PM, Bahamut wrote: That's all it is these days. It's sad to think this but I doubt this thread will even be alive in 12 months time.

We just need more stats to whore. With level ups coming in 4 month increments there isn't much to post, at least for me anyways.

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Blamming is hard these days.

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