Legnus is going to leave NG for a couple of days, and congratulates:

Idiot-Finder: 39 in B/P Rank; - Level 54
jonthomson: 31,000 Experience
zimzap: Level 42

Thank you to:
Odyssic

Hey, Coop, if you don't mind, can you deposit experience for me while I'm gone? :P

96,000 B/P

Oh ReconRebel, your slow pace has played right into my hands!

TIme for some rugby!

After watching England systematically take Romanian rugby apart, Coop congratulates:
Idiot-Finder: Level 54
jonthomson: 31,000 Experience
zimzap: Level 42

Listening to:
Laibach - Leben Heisst Leben
Guyz Nite - Die Hard

At 9/23/11 06:14 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 9/21/11 03:53 PM, Auz wrote:

At 9/20/11 07:34 AM, Bahamut wrote: Maybe this weekend?

Yeah we need some time to prepare our demands and our threatening speech.

Well, I can't demand Coop too much. You're on your own.

I;m not sure I like where this is heading...

At 9/22/11 06:31 AM, Coop wrote:

At 9/21/11 08:21 AM, Bahamut wrote: Now that's something to show at the Manchester meet.

Did I say beard - I meant pubes. The beard is something I might actually take dye to - you cant' rule something like that out, when you're only 28, after all.

Fuck that! You could have had a gold beard but no. >:(

Well, it's a well known fact that eventually, I'll have silver pubes - what would be bronze? *strokes beard*

At 9/23/11 08:25 AM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 9/21/11 03:59 PM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 9/21/11 03:18 AM, Coop wrote: Listening to:
Muse - Knights of Cydonia

Good song, Plug In Baby and Hysteria are also good songs.

I only have Knights and Plug in Baby on my iTunes :P

I see then. Still great songs. Kind of see them as a reverse Rush playing a different genre since instead of bass, keyboard, and vocals, it's guitar, keyboard, vocals,.

Rush is fantastic and I wish I had more of their works. Xmas isn't far away and I've put a few of their albums on the request list.

At 9/20/11 09:41 AM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 9/20/11 02:58 AM, Coop wrote: Being the older brother, I only swapped my PS2 with my little brother's, when mine started to give me a bit of gyp with disc reading. He never noticed.

Heh, I did have aanother PS2 but my dad gave that to someone he dated and broke up with a few years ago. Let me tell you, she wasn't the nicest person in the world....

Ouch - nice way to lose electrical goods.

Not really, she went to court system and stuff for unrelated stuff.

Wow, what a bitch.

And now she is doing jail time, I guess almost every story has a happy ending if you wait long enough.

A little different interpretation of a humble ketchup advert, but impressive, nonetheless.

We'll see. I'm aiming to get myself sorted with that and find a steady diet of flash, to tide me over.

Ahh, I see. Whenever I vote on something in the portal, I'll watch it again if it passes and I liked it so I can give it a good review.

I know there are loads of quality pieces that I can review, but I never seem to have time to review them afterwards. FLying visits to the portal FTL :(

Well I hope yo ucan continue to review in free time anyways. Found a couple the other day that I reviewed. Does it ever annoy you that sometimes when writing a helpful constructive review that people will vote it as useless simply because they don't want to read it?

I really couldn't care less - if they want to be dicks like that, let them. I know that it's useful, it's just whether or not the author wants to make use of the review. I prefer writing reviews that get responses.

I see then. I tend to feel the same on my reviews only checking every now and then to see how close I am to a new milestone if I feel I am getting closer and such. Every now and then I see someone simply marks them as useless for one reason or another then laugh it off when the author saw the review as being very helpful.

Yeah, been there, done that. At least people read my reviews, unlike my literary entries for various contests.

At 9/24/11 01:23 AM, Legnus wrote: Hey, Coop, if you don't mind, can you deposit experience for me while I'm gone? :P

No, I'm not some sort of super depositing function for every Tom, Dick and Harry.

At 9/24/11 04:45 AM, Coop wrote: No, I'm not some sort of super depositing function for every Tom, Dick and Harry.

So you do admit that you've done it before.

At 9/22/11 06:31 AM, Coop wrote: Confusing conversations between you and Auz, I think. Not to worry. I've seen Arena Football League and that's just silly.

But it's more fast pace and fun since the field would be cut in half. Not to mention having something to do in the winter time.

Pity sex with the terminally ill. Is this spoken from experience? *raises eyebrow*

Ha, not me, but if I was terminally ill it would be on the bucket list.

At 9/22/11 02:56 PM, Auz wrote: Like... a Banta Claus that wants to keep all bans for himself? :p

Chanukah Zombie, dunno. I can't come up with anything witty. Rabbi Ban-ni?

1

Almost there guys!

Listening to:

Helloween - The Dark Ride

At 9/23/11 08:37 AM, Odyssic wrote: Another Madness Day, another day me not caring.

I'll still check out the submissions that SCTE3 said were decent.

At 9/23/11 02:04 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 9/23/11 06:14 AM, Bahamut wrote: Then go to a music store.

Yes, but it would mean I have to take a small detour on my way home.

Just do it and get the fucking Anthrax album.

There, you did well.

YAY!

Will I see you again over there?

Newsreporter just is the most uninteresting person in the world.

I agree.

At 9/24/11 12:53 AM, zimzap wrote: Level 42!

Haven't seen you in ages. :o

At 9/24/11 04:45 AM, Coop wrote:

At 9/23/11 06:14 AM, Bahamut wrote: Well, I can't demand Coop too much. You're on your own.

I;m not sure I like where this is heading...

If you get the saviour and blammers updates done, you shouldn't have to worry. :P

Fuck that! You could have had a gold beard but no. >:(

Well, it's a well known fact that eventually, I'll have silver pubes - what would be bronze? *strokes beard*

Why not gold? Infact, let's go platinum.

Finally level 25. Really like this icon.

38

At 9/24/11 10:20 AM, SCTE3 wrote: Obviously... also you done made a thread asking someone to deposit for you and some user stepped up and offered to do so. Are they not going to anymore?

They are, but I'm a bit paranoid...if no one else replies I'll go with Knuckstrike.

I leveled up to level 23.

I can tell because of the receding hair line and urge to go yell at the kids making noise with their loud punk music and mischief.

At 9/23/11 06:07 AM, Coop wrote:

At 9/22/11 02:56 PM, Auz wrote: Plus he has done plenty of good things so I think nobody would hold it against him. As for Torres however... he has really been in a downward spiral lately hasn't he? I remember last season he didn't score a single goal in seven matches.

The move from Liverpool has cost his career, but not his bank balance.

And that is why I don't like clubs like Chelsea. He's not the first great player / talent they've wasted.

Well make sure that you at least miss the ceremony.

I'll miss the day - I can always go out and drink heavily the night before, so that I sleep through it all :P

Oh man... my family would kill me if I missed my brothers wedding that way.

At 9/23/11 06:14 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 9/21/11 03:53 PM, Auz wrote: Lol at Square releasing a game that doesn't even work properly yet! Well actually that makes me cry a little...

The financial failure of FFXIV will cost them for years to come and the worst thing is that they're planning yet another MMORPG. You'd think after what happened to FFXIV, they wouldn't even make another attempt.

Yeah I wonder if fans of the series really enjoy those MMORPGs so much. It's not a bad idea, but there are so many MMORPGs out there already.

Why can't they just do a huge throwback to the classic games? Just go back to simple turn-based combat, simple ability learning systems and a classic FF story.

Yeah we need some time to prepare our demands and our threatening speech.

Well, I can't demand Coop too much. You're on your own.

Well... can't do this in a politically correct, democratic way then.

I'll probably be shaking my head :p

So will I.

Whilst having my handpalm glued to my forehead.

Yep. Or an Elixer for a guaranteed 9999 damage.

FFX can do 99999 damage which is even deadlier.

Yeah that was just weird. From what I heard the normal monsters could all be one-hit KO'd with even the most simple attacks when you were able to hit for 99999 damage.

At 9/23/11 02:04 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 9/22/11 02:56 PM, Auz wrote: Oh well. Don't they still have Muller? I thought he was doing rather well lately. At least, he played very well at the WC last year.

Yeah, but Müller is no penalty box striker like Gomez, so he's wouldn't be a good substitute for him.

Hmm yeah it's always good to have a goal getter up front. Especially if you don't have any other players with good scoring capabilities on your team.

Wasn't that a baseballer?

Yep. And by the time he said those words he knew he was going to die within a few months.

Oh wow... that makes a nice story.

That is pretty impressive. As far as I know the only other rich clubs (without sponsoring) in football are Real Madrid and Man United.

Yep, but both clubs have very high debts. The downside is that the biggest stars like Messi or Ronaldo (yes, he's a prick) won't play in the Bundesliga. No team can afford their wages.

Yeah it's ridiculous how much those people get paid and also, how much clubs pay for such a player. I don't know, but it looks like football is kind of digging its own grave when clubs start to toss cash around in such numbers.

At 9/8/11 04:39 PM, Auz wrote:

Perhaps we could arm them with fireproof clothing!

Amazing!
We should change their blood with some hardly inflammable liquid as well.

Water!

Okay.
*Flips coin*
This is the best I can do. Call it.

*still shows cool face*
Get the fuck outta here.

You need to call it. I can't call it for you. It wouldn't be fair.

At 9/24/11 06:44 AM, reverend wrote:

At 9/22/11 02:56 PM, Auz wrote: Like... a Banta Claus that wants to keep all bans for himself? :p

Chanukah Zombie, dunno. I can't come up with anything witty. Rabbi Ban-ni?

We could celebrate Banukah :p

At 9/24/11 07:37 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 9/23/11 02:04 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 9/23/11 06:14 AM, Bahamut wrote: Then go to a music store.

Yes, but it would mean I have to take a small detour on my way home.

Just do it and get the fucking Anthrax album.

Easy, man. Not this month. Had to pay tuition fees, that left a huge hole in my bank account.

There, you did well.

YAY!

Will I see you again over there?

With more posts? Sure. With more topics? I don't know.

At 9/24/11 10:20 AM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 9/23/11 02:04 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 9/23/11 08:25 AM, SCTE3 wrote: Indeed. Much like a few others seen. I like NewsReporter, almost as if that one was meant to be dull on purpose which is greatly humorous.

Newsreporter just is the most uninteresting person in the world.

And in today's news... NewsReporter reported things. I wonder if the news people tend to get tired of reporting since most people can just find things like the latest news on the internet, granted not everyone has a computer though.

If news reporter don't report things there's no way it can be found on the internet. :P
It had to be reported first by someone.

At 9/24/11 04:18 PM, Auz wrote:

At 9/23/11 02:04 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 9/22/11 02:56 PM, Auz wrote: Oh well. Don't they still have Muller? I thought he was doing rather well lately. At least, he played very well at the WC last year.

Yeah, but Müller is no penalty box striker like Gomez, so he's wouldn't be a good substitute for him.

Hmm yeah it's always good to have a goal getter up front. Especially if you don't have any other players with good scoring capabilities on your team.

Well, Ribéry, Robben (who scored the third goal today) and Müller (who scored the first goal today) HAVE scoring capabilities, but they are a different type of player than Gomez. Gomez is somebody who stays up front, who gets the ball from his team mates and whose job it is to just be at the right spot at the right time.
The other players are more like players who dribble past the defenders and then shoot.
Of course, Gomez can also dribble and then shoot, but his technique is... well... limited. ^^
But it doesn't matter that much if he just does his job and gets the ball over the line somehow.

That is pretty impressive. As far as I know the only other rich clubs (without sponsoring) in football are Real Madrid and Man United.

Yep, but both clubs have very high debts. The downside is that the biggest stars like Messi or Ronaldo (yes, he's a prick) won't play in the Bundesliga. No team can afford their wages.

Yeah it's ridiculous how much those people get paid and also, how much clubs pay for such a player. I don't know, but it looks like football is kind of digging its own grave when clubs start to toss cash around in such numbers.

Won't happen as long as the sponsors pay and the tv stations pay millions for the broadcasting rights...

Perhaps we could arm them with fireproof clothing!

Amazing!
We should change their blood with some hardly inflammable liquid as well.

Water!

Hm... I was more thinking of something better. Some things can keep burning under water.

Okay.
*Flips coin*
This is the best I can do. Call it.

*still shows cool face*
Get the fuck outta here.

You need to call it. I can't call it for you. It wouldn't be fair.

It shows a cool face, of course.

ZERO!

Today is Sunday and when I wake up, I'll be getting ready for my trip to London and Paris. To tell you the truth, I've yet to pack my stuff so I'll have to do it last minute. Take care of our forums now. :P

I dislike pie.

At 9/24/11 08:20 PM, Bahamut wrote: Today is Sunday

You and your crackpot Harry Potter sorcery... its only Saturday here!

Be safe, dragon :)

At 9/21/11 03:59 PM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 9/20/11 12:28 PM, Jolly wrote: "ERROR - No user "justinbiebergame" exists in our system."

Jolly good time knowing that thief is no longer here.

Too bad they keep making accounts. The annoying Justin Bieber accounts aren't their only ones, either. Tom replied to one of my PMs saying they had another account for uploading sonic hentai.

At 9/24/11 10:42 AM, Legnus wrote: 38

At 9/24/11 10:20 AM, SCTE3 wrote: Obviously... also you done made a thread asking someone to deposit for you and some user stepped up and offered to do so. Are they not going to anymore?

They are, but I'm a bit paranoid...if no one else replies I'll go with Knuckstrike.

I don't see why you don't just ask Asandir to do it. I'm pretty sure you're friends with him and he's nice and trustworthy.

At 9/24/11 10:20 AM, SCTE3 wrote: Also noticed I've gotten more blams recently in recent times

Me too. I was getting about 5 blams per day, but lately I've been getting at least 9 blams a day. I got 18 blams in one day a few days ago.

+1 Level
+1 Shuriken

Level 34, yes.

I reached level 5 a few days ago. I am awesome, I know.

At 9/24/11 11:28 PM, SCTE3 wrote: Ask friend, most likely will deposit it for you, simple enough Legnus.

I don't have a friend who can be arsed to log on to Newgrounds.

At 9/24/11 11:17 PM, BlackAstral wrote: I reached level 5 a few days ago. I am awesome, I know.

When you get that level times two, then it will count for something in this thread. Anything below level 10 can be gotten easily and won't be mentioned by any of the serious regulars here.

But on another note my next milestone reached a real life level up since it is my birthday once again. Not really a big deal though >_<

Well, a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you, LittleWashu!

I just turned 55 myself!!! ......... on NG, that is. :D

LEVEL UP!

(last time I truly loved my icon was the level 42 sword in 2007... finally, level 55 sword in 2011!)

So shiny... and sharp. Feels good, man.

At 9/24/11 11:28 PM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 9/24/11 10:20 AM, SCTE3 wrote: Also noticed I've gotten more blams recently in recent times

Me too. I was getting about 5 blams per day, but lately I've been getting at least 9 blams a day. I got 18 blams in one day a few days ago.

Hopefully this means the way people vote in the portal is changing a bit I hope.

I don't think anybody is changing their voting habits, I think it's just that there has been a lot more bad submissions being submitted throughout the day.

At 9/25/11 12:07 AM, Legnus wrote:

At 9/24/11 11:28 PM, SCTE3 wrote: Ask friend, most likely will deposit it for you, simple enough Legnus.

I don't have a friend who can be arsed to log on to Newgrounds.

He didn't mean IRL friend. Ask a good friend on NG to do it.

At 9/25/11 01:36 AM, gfoxcook wrote: Well, a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you, LittleWashu!

I just turned 55 myself!!! ......... on NG, that is. :D

LEVEL UP!

(last time I truly loved my icon was the level 42 sword in 2007... finally, level 55 sword in 2011!)

So shiny... and sharp. Feels good, man.

Congrats.
Level 55 does, indeed, look amazing. It's one of the only levels that I think looks good with neutral and gold. It still, of course, looks best with dark though.

Every level looks best with dark.

Just got 12,000 EXP, only a week or so to go until I'm level 34!
Also, my B/P rank is very close to dinging.

Level 47 + 14.00 voting power.
Awesomeness.

You passed 47,000 Saves. Way to go!

At 9/24/11 11:28 PM, SCTE3 wrote:
Sadly anything under level 10 does not count as an achievement as you do not spend more than a week at the most to level up from each one. Come back when you hit level 10 or get some other achievement.

Okay. I guess I am not welcome here.

Coop recovers from last night, while congratulating:
sixflab: Level 25
Addict: 6,000 Experience; 10,000 Posts
SCTE3: 25,000 B/P
Corky: Level 23
Balazeal: Level 34
LittleWashu: Birthday
gfoxcook: Level 55. Someday
Tribal: 12,000 Experience
BaronVonBadGuy: Level 47; 14.00 Total Voting Power
Pokemonpoeguygcn: 47,000 B/P

Listening to:
The Offspring - Conspiracy of One
Alice Cooper - Years Ago
Iron Maiden - Murders in the Rue Morgue
AC/DC - War Machine
Weird Al - Jerry Springer

Thank you to:
Odyssic

At 9/24/11 05:22 AM, Legnus wrote:

At 9/24/11 04:45 AM, Coop wrote: No, I'm not some sort of super depositing function for every Tom, Dick and Harry.

So you do admit that you've done it before.

Yes, I've done it before - why must this sound like a crime? There is nothing in the rules to say that giving your account information to someone else for the purposes of depositing in your stead is illegal. Yes, if I were to get someone to deposit for me, they would have to be a mod as well, but that's not the point.

At 9/24/11 06:44 AM, reverend wrote:

At 9/22/11 06:31 AM, Coop wrote: Confusing conversations between you and Auz, I think. Not to worry. I've seen Arena Football League and that's just silly.

But it's more fast pace and fun since the field would be cut in half. Not to mention having something to do in the winter time.

We play sevens for that - full size pitch, half the players. We play Rugby in the Winter - the season is 4 weeks old now and there's nothing like a winter break for these men.

Pity sex with the terminally ill. Is this spoken from experience? *raises eyebrow*

Ha, not me, but if I was terminally ill it would be on the bucket list.

Bucket list? So you're up for the terminally ill girl with the bucket fanny?

At 9/24/11 06:44 AM, reverend wrote:

At 9/22/11 02:56 PM, Auz wrote: Like... a Banta Claus that wants to keep all bans for himself? :p

Chanukah Zombie, dunno. I can't come up with anything witty. Rabbi Ban-ni?

Don't forget Kwanzabot :P

At 9/24/11 07:37 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 9/24/11 04:45 AM, Coop wrote:

At 9/23/11 06:14 AM, Bahamut wrote: Well, I can't demand Coop too much. You're on your own.

I;m not sure I like where this is heading...

If you get the saviour and blammers updates done, you shouldn't have to worry. :P

Ah, that's alright... so long as I can do updates later... or before you return :P

Fuck that! You could have had a gold beard but no. >:(

Well, it's a well known fact that eventually, I'll have silver pubes - what would be bronze? *strokes beard*

Why not gold? Infact, let's go platinum.

Well, we'd established gold for the beard. Perhaps platinum for the moustache and bronze for the sideburns?

At 9/24/11 10:20 AM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 9/24/11 04:45 AM, Coop wrote: Rush is fantastic and I wish I had more of their works. Xmas isn't far away and I've put a few of their albums on the request list.

I got three of there albums though. Moving Pictures, Caress of Steel, and can't find the album cover for the third one. Have heard 2112 setlist from Guitar Hero (kind of sad right but at least the drums give you a somewhat decent workout) and would not mind having that album along with any other albums I may be missing.

I'd recommend that you get Roll the Bones. They have some good stuff on there, plus it's Canadian Rock, which we can't get enough of - they embraced on of my favourite bands in the early days and as a result (probably coincidental, but whatever), I'll embrace their national game!

At 9/24/11 04:18 PM, Auz wrote:

At 9/23/11 06:07 AM, Coop wrote:

At 9/22/11 02:56 PM, Auz wrote: Plus he has done plenty of good things so I think nobody would hold it against him. As for Torres however... he has really been in a downward spiral lately hasn't he? I remember last season he didn't score a single goal in seven matches.

The move from Liverpool has cost his career, but not his bank balance.

And that is why I don't like clubs like Chelsea. He's not the first great player / talent they've wasted.

All teams with too much money waste talent - just to stop everyone else from utilising them. That saddens me.

Well make sure that you at least miss the ceremony.

I'll miss the day - I can always go out and drink heavily the night before, so that I sleep through it all :P

Oh man... my family would kill me if I missed my brothers wedding that way.

Yeah, it's going to hurt my family, but I can't see any other way around it. I have tried my best to get on with my brother, but he never fucking talks to me, so I can't tell what he wants me to do and I constantly get a bad press for it, despite the fact I'm trying.

*****

Right, time for the Grand Prix. Should be fun, as cars have been flying through the one chicane on their own and now there's 24 cars on the track!

1,400 Audio Reviews!

Should've reached that ages ago.

Leveled up to 31; congrats to Haggard on the 1,400 Audio Reviews.

I finally got my BBS posts per day up to 2. I posted for the first time in February and never posted again for weeks. That brought it down by a significant amount.

And tomorrow will be my one year NG birthday. Yay!

At 9/24/11 04:18 PM, Auz wrote: We could celebrate Banukah :p

Yeah, sounds like a great holiday. All we need is a face for it to sign the bans.

At 9/24/11 08:20 PM, Bahamut wrote: ZERO!

Today is Sunday and when I wake up, I'll be getting ready for my trip to London and Paris.

Can you speak French or is everything is in English over there as well? Tourist friendly?

At 9/25/11 07:46 AM, Coop wrote: We play sevens for that - full size pitch, half the players. We play Rugby in the Winter - the season is 4 weeks old now and there's nothing like a winter break for these men.

Now I'm confused. It's Ruby season and cricket season is over, right?

Bucket list? So you're up for the terminally ill girl with the bucket fanny?

Bucket list; you never heard of that term before? It's a list of things you want to do before you kick the bucket. Of course I've never heard of the term bucket fanny.

Don't forget Kwanzabot :P

Kwanzabot doesn't sound as menacing to ban someone.