Currently watching Franklin the turtle.

The-Great-One extends his Congratulations to
idiot-buster for 5 Years on Newgrounds
sandwich-eater for reaching Level 26
NEVR for reaching Level 41
Bloodthorne for reaching Level 52
Asandir for receiving 11,000 B/P and 40,000 Medal Points
mothballs for reaching Level 32
Tycrane for reaching Level 32

At 9/19/11 07:47 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 9/18/11 02:42 PM, The-Great-One wrote: I have gotten many people suggesting that interview Kid. I've debated it for quite sometime now.

I suppose you could put it on April Fools. :P If there's someone who needs to be interviewed, it's Tom Selleck.

I have no idea what I'm going to do for The Interviewer's April Fool's Day joke, last year was Interview with Xyphon202. Shoot I don't even know what I'm going to do for my regular Newgrounds Forum April Fool's Day joke.

Just reached level 16. Whoop!

At 9/21/11 08:21 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 9/20/11 08:42 AM, Haggard wrote:

At 9/18/11 12:01 PM, Bahamut wrote: AMONG THE LIVING! FOLLOW ME OR DIE!

That should help.

AMONG! AMONG! AMONG! AMONG!

This will help even more. Now all I need is a CD shelf! Damn, those things could show up more often!

Nah, there's much worse things to do if you want to spam. You wouldn't even harm the forum one bit.

I know there's much worse, that's why I don't want to take part in the "worseness". :P

But you wouldn't be at all. Just give it a shot you wuss. :P

I could post a thread about the Resistance 3 Survivor Edition I recieved today. But I have to pack it all back into the box. Then I can do some sort of "I just recieved a box" thread. Only that I won't find a slightly bigger box in it.

At 9/20/11 02:58 AM, Coop wrote:

At 9/19/11 03:31 PM, Auz wrote: Being an ex-football player I don't really know what that's like. We only have 15 minute breaks and some people on my team already had trouble staying sharp after that...

Yeah, but look at Wayne Rooney and Fernando Torres in the Man U - Chelsea match last weekend. Awful penalty miss, awful open goal miss.

Lol at Rooney. I don't think I've ever seen anyone taking a penalty and hitting his own foot before :p

As for Torres, my God... that was just terrible. I saw some more pretty big misses in the game. Namely the ones by Ramires early on in the match and Javier Hernández near the end. For Hernández that chance came out of nowhere so might not have counted on it, but Ramires should've scored that one.

Yeah I found it amazing how weird that bowler could make the ball bounce off the ground. I guess they make the field extra smooth for that in professional games.

Smooth is the wrong word. Sure, they cut the grass really short and they roll it a lot, so that the ground is hard, but the surface is quite abrasive and the ball starts to lose shine, from bouncing off it. You can have a new ball after 80 overs, which is 480 deliveries, not counting the times when you bowl a wide or no-ball, which adds one delivery.

I've helped to prepare the wicket for my team, which we do in a combined time of about 10 man-hours. County and International standard pitches probably take 5-10 times that much work. Cut it 5-6 times, each time getting closer to the "scalp", then roll it about as many times, with a 5 tonne roller and put the equipment away, disposing of the cuttings etc. Bring out the marking frame and line it up using all manner of contraptions, to ensure it's 22 yards from middle stump to middle stump. Paint the lines in, mark the stump holes.

Finally, mark the boundary and if you're playing on a Saturday, mark the inner circle out, 30 yards from middle stump at either end and straight lines between the two semi-circles. The players can move sight-screens and boundary markers into position.

Sounds like quite a lot of work :p On our football fields there was a just a guy who repainted the lines like once every few months and the grass was cut like twice a year and was probably kept short by the football players anyway with all that sliding and stomping they do on the pitch.

"Hey uh... Coop. We need a fourth player for our card game."

Pretty much. I'm hoping for inconvenience on the part of a friend's anniversary.

It's gotta be a pretty good reason though if it has to be more important than a weading.

At 9/20/11 03:39 AM, reverend wrote:

At 9/18/11 04:22 PM, Auz wrote: But BantaClaus isn't real!

The users who were banned by him certainly believed in him.

Oh right. Better not burst the kiddies bubble.

At 9/20/11 07:34 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 9/19/11 03:31 PM, Auz wrote:

At 9/19/11 07:47 AM, Bahamut wrote:

Has there been any decent Final Fantasy game after X? I got a feeling that they're really trying to overdo it in the last few games.

Let's see.... FFX-2, crap. FFXI, I don't like MMORPGs. FFXII, forgettable. FFXIII, we'll see how this goes. FFXIV, LOL!

Lol at Square releasing a game that doesn't even work properly yet! Well actually that makes me cry a little...

Let's send him an ultimatum! >:(

Maybe this weekend?

Yeah we need some time to prepare our demands and our threatening speech.

It'd be interesting to see how low they can go.

More like it'll be depressing to see where they go next.

I'll probably be shaking my head :p

Yeah I guess. I don't know, making a let's play for one of them seems fun to me, but it's not that there's a game in the series of which I really know everything. Like every little treasure chest, every hidden item, every little sidequest...

That's alright, I never want to watch LPs. Unless it's Spoony's Phantasmagoria 2, of course.

Of course Let's Plays have been done to death at this point. But I found a guy who did Let's Plays for every Final Fantasy up until XIII or so and he's alright. I find it mostly interesting to see how he plays the games that I've also played before. I saw him doing a lot of stuff that I didn't even know you could do so early on in the games.

Nope. Just throw phoenix down at them and there they go.

Sometimes that doesn't work but potions are still good.

Yep. Or an Elixer for a guaranteed 9999 damage.

At 9/20/11 08:42 AM, Haggard wrote:

At 9/18/11 04:22 PM, Auz wrote: That'd be a good name for him too. It's such a shame that he gets injured so much.

At least Ribéry isn't injured at the moment.

Yeah and with Mario Gomez you should still have a nice attacking front.

Yeah indeed. Probably one of the best speeches I've heard from a coach who won the title :p

A better speech would be: "Fuck 'em all!"

Or: "Almighty God was with me. I want everyone to bear witness, I am the greatest! I'm the greatest thing that ever lived."

Yeah I know he's a bit of an arrogant dick, kinda like Mourinho. He wants everything done his way and he'll kick a scene over it if things aren't quite going as he wishes.

It may work for a year or two, but a guy who knows how to compromise should be a better coach in the long run.

Well van Gaal has been in the business for quite some time now and I think he's always been that way. As long as he's succesful I guess people are willing to put up with it.

At 9/8/11 04:39 PM, Auz wrote:

At 9/8/11 02:22 AM, Haggard wrote:

Big... goo-y... blobby monsters. Splendid idea!

We could take over the world with a horde of Big gooey blobby monsters!

Sure! We just got to make them fire resistant and bullet proof!

Ooh yes I do know that one. That must be the most famous one.

I think it is.

Yeah it's on the radio from time to time.

Then he would grab his nail gun and shoot a pin right through my skull 0.o

He wouldn't do that as long as your cool face is cool enough.
That woman in the next to last scene? He propably didn't kill her because she put on her cool face.

People always do the same thing.
What do they do?
They put on their cool face.

At 9/19/11 03:31 PM, Auz wrote:

At 9/18/11 05:18 PM, Haggard wrote:

That only happens to me when Wade goes on a deletion spree.

I logged my stats again shortly after I wrote that post. The stats read "11 blams and 11 saves". ZOMG

Ha!

Daaaaaamn my voting power is over nine!
DAAAAAAAAAMN!

21,000 EXP

o/

Finally managed to reach my goal of becoming a Praporshchik

It has come to my attention that I have broken the 3,000 blams mark -- in a day where saves are so much more common, this is a special milestone for me.

8,000 Experience points!

Level 51. :D

27,000 Experience

Now to make a march on the top 100!

Hoowee! Many level and B/P ups!

Congrats to:
Coop - 27,000 Experience
ixfd64 - Level 51
Jolly - 8,000 XP
Martin - 42,000 B/P
Cootie - Level 34
Ronald-McDonald-LoL - 3,000 blams
Littleluckylink - Praporshchik
FattyWhale - 21,000 EXP (Level 44)
Racoonmario - 9 voting power

Listening to:
Muse - Hysteria
Dragonforce - Through the fire and flames

At 9/20/11 07:34 AM, Bahamut wrote: Leaving your forum wide open for attack is a bad mod. :P

At 9/21/11 03:18 AM, Coop wrote: It's not the sort of sport for playing indoors - the game becomes a little crap on highly polished floors... especially when even I can hit fours, by smacking it off the wall.

I thought we were talking about rugby. Yeah cricket wouldn't work but it would be fun to have it bounce off one wall to hit another.

Ah yes. The gesture of solidarity for my cancer-riddled bretheren.

Maybe you can get in free at Disney world or get a pity date from some hot chick.

At 9/21/11 03:53 PM, Auz wrote: Oh right. Better not burst the kiddies bubble.

It's just not Christmas without Banta Claus. Although I think we need a Jewish equivalent as well. To be fair in all.

At 9/21/11 03:56 PM, Addict wrote: don't delete this post it's just a question which forms discussion which is good in a thread as useless as this.

This thread isn't useless, dipshit.

Coop wishes everyone a happy Madness Day, while congratulating:
philonous: Level 16
Racoonmario: 9.00 Total Voting Power
FattyWhale: 21,000 Experience
Littleluckylink: Praporshchik
Ronald-McDonald-Lol: 3,000 Blams
Cootie: Level 34
Martin: 42,000 B/P
Jolly: 8,000 Experience
ixfd64: Level 51

Listening to:
Limp Bizkit - Livin' It Up
Faithless - Insomnia
Nickelback - How You Remind Me
Iron Maiden - 2 Minutes to Midnight

Thank you to:
Legnus

At 9/21/11 08:21 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 9/21/11 03:18 AM, Coop wrote:

At 9/20/11 07:34 AM, Bahamut wrote: Let's face it, it will be black.

You've got more chance of me dying my beard gold.

Now that's something to show at the Manchester meet.

Did I say beard - I meant pubes. The beard is something I might actually take dye to - you cant' rule something like that out, when you're only 28, after all.

There may be good songs but the horrid ones ruin the concept album experience.

Maybe it's just me being biased then.

Actually, I could be biased as well. I'm saying the album isn't good based on some horrible tracks but my defence is that it's a concept album and that experience is ruined if there's songs you don't even want to touch ever again.

I think that it's something that I can quite happily blend in with the rest of the 1500 tracks on my iPod and I can skip if I want to. Just depends on the mood.

At 9/21/11 03:53 PM, Auz wrote:

At 9/20/11 02:58 AM, Coop wrote:

At 9/19/11 03:31 PM, Auz wrote: Being an ex-football player I don't really know what that's like. We only have 15 minute breaks and some people on my team already had trouble staying sharp after that...

Yeah, but look at Wayne Rooney and Fernando Torres in the Man U - Chelsea match last weekend. Awful penalty miss, awful open goal miss.

Lol at Rooney. I don't think I've ever seen anyone taking a penalty and hitting his own foot before :p

As for Torres, my God... that was just terrible. I saw some more pretty big misses in the game. Namely the ones by Ramires early on in the match and Javier Hernández near the end. For Hernández that chance came out of nowhere so might not have counted on it, but Ramires should've scored that one.

Well, it'll be interesting to see how the players carry on around those misses. I suspect that Rooney won't care, because one good thing about being a Neanderthal is that he has a short memory span.

Yeah I found it amazing how weird that bowler could make the ball bounce off the ground. I guess they make the field extra smooth for that in professional games.

Smooth is the wrong word. Sure, they cut the grass really short and they roll it a lot, so that the ground is hard, but the surface is quite abrasive and the ball starts to lose shine, from bouncing off it. You can have a new ball after 80 overs, which is 480 deliveries, not counting the times when you bowl a wide or no-ball, which adds one delivery.

I've helped to prepare the wicket for my team, which we do in a combined time of about 10 man-hours. County and International standard pitches probably take 5-10 times that much work. Cut it 5-6 times, each time getting closer to the "scalp", then roll it about as many times, with a 5 tonne roller and put the equipment away, disposing of the cuttings etc. Bring out the marking frame and line it up using all manner of contraptions, to ensure it's 22 yards from middle stump to middle stump. Paint the lines in, mark the stump holes.

Finally, mark the boundary and if you're playing on a Saturday, mark the inner circle out, 30 yards from middle stump at either end and straight lines between the two semi-circles. The players can move sight-screens and boundary markers into position.

Sounds like quite a lot of work :p On our football fields there was a just a guy who repainted the lines like once every few months and the grass was cut like twice a year and was probably kept short by the football players anyway with all that sliding and stomping they do on the pitch.

If everyone pitches in (sorry, that pun was awful), we can get it done in no time at all.

"Hey uh... Coop. We need a fourth player for our card game."

Pretty much. I'm hoping for inconvenience on the part of a friend's anniversary.

It's gotta be a pretty good reason though if it has to be more important than a weading.

But with the circumstances, I'd be willing to make an appointment to go elsewhere and wash my hair. ANything will be better than that.

At 9/21/11 03:56 PM, Addict wrote: question for you hardcore internet stat folks - has NG made you socially awkward?

Not really - I've come to accept my geeky / nerdish side and I still play games like D&D. If people don't accept you, that's their problem. I just make sure that I don't tell the people I play cricket with about it - they wouldn't understand.

don't delete this post it's just a question which forms discussion which is good in a thread as useless as this.

Don't tell the mods what to do ;)

At 9/21/11 03:59 PM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 9/21/11 03:18 AM, Coop wrote: Listening to:
Muse - Knights of Cydonia

Good song, Plug In Baby and Hysteria are also good songs.

I only have Knights and Plug in Baby on my iTunes :P

At 9/20/11 09:41 AM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 9/20/11 02:58 AM, Coop wrote: Being the older brother, I only swapped my PS2 with my little brother's, when mine started to give me a bit of gyp with disc reading. He never noticed.

Heh, I did have aanother PS2 but my dad gave that to someone he dated and broke up with a few years ago. Let me tell you, she wasn't the nicest person in the world....

Ouch - nice way to lose electrical goods.

Not really, she went to court system and stuff for unrelated stuff.

Wow, what a bitch.

We'll see. I'm aiming to get myself sorted with that and find a steady diet of flash, to tide me over.

Ahh, I see. Whenever I vote on something in the portal, I'll watch it again if it passes and I liked it so I can give it a good review.

I know there are loads of quality pieces that I can review, but I never seem to have time to review them afterwards. FLying visits to the portal FTL :(

Well I hope yo ucan continue to review in free time anyways. Found a couple the other day that I reviewed. Does it ever annoy you that sometimes when writing a helpful constructive review that people will vote it as useless simply because they don't want to read it?

I really couldn't care less - if they want to be dicks like that, let them. I know that it's useful, it's just whether or not the author wants to make use of the review. I prefer writing reviews that get responses.

*shudders* No, better yet *messes up style slightly*

Why would you do that?

Oh come on. I'm 28. There's no way on earth I want to look like Hairy Pothead

Ahh I see then. Which makes me think, Harry Pothead was humorous game back in the day I think.

I'm not sure - I just use it as a parody name, much like Barry Trotter or the Soddit.

At 9/22/11 04:37 AM, reverend wrote:

At 9/21/11 03:18 AM, Coop wrote: It's not the sort of sport for playing indoors - the game becomes a little crap on highly polished floors... especially when even I can hit fours, by smacking it off the wall.

I thought we were talking about rugby. Yeah cricket wouldn't work but it would be fun to have it bounce off one wall to hit another.

Confusing conversations between you and Auz, I think. Not to worry. I've seen Arena Football League and that's just silly.

Ah yes. The gesture of solidarity for my cancer-riddled bretheren.

Maybe you can get in free at Disney world or get a pity date from some hot chick.

Pity sex with the terminally ill. Is this spoken from experience? *raises eyebrow*

200 Art Review Responses

63.69% of Art reviews from Coop have been responded to. Nice.

Level 49!

This icon fucking sucks! I'm glad I made a script in advance so I'm not seeing the shitty bow.

At 9/21/11 03:53 PM, Auz wrote:

At 9/20/11 08:42 AM, Haggard wrote:

At 9/18/11 04:22 PM, Auz wrote: That'd be a good name for him too. It's such a shame that he gets injured so much.

At least Ribéry isn't injured at the moment.

Yeah and with Mario Gomez you should still have a nice attacking front.

Too bad Gomez is injured at the moment. Or at least, was injured. Maybe he can play next Saturday.

Yeah indeed. Probably one of the best speeches I've heard from a coach who won the title :p

A better speech would be: "Fuck 'em all!"

Or: "Almighty God was with me. I want everyone to bear witness, I am the greatest! I'm the greatest thing that ever lived."

Or: "Today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth."
But that was a different sport.

Yeah I know he's a bit of an arrogant dick, kinda like Mourinho. He wants everything done his way and he'll kick a scene over it if things aren't quite going as he wishes.

It may work for a year or two, but a guy who knows how to compromise should be a better coach in the long run.

Well van Gaal has been in the business for quite some time now and I think he's always been that way. As long as he's succesful I guess people are willing to put up with it.

van Gaal's biggest mistake was to disagree with Uli Hoeneß - the former manager, now president of the club. Or, to put it another way: Uli Hoeneß IS Bayern Munich... maybe the club wasn't big enough for both egos, heh.

But credit where credit is due: Without Hoeneß, Bayern wouldn't be where they are today. I think Bayern is one of the richest clubs in european football. They don't have any debts anywhere (unlike Barca, for example) and unlike Chelsea, Man City or other clubs Bayern doesn't have a rich sheik in the background who covers up everything.
This is was only possible because of the excellent managament of Uli. :)

At 9/8/11 04:39 PM, Auz wrote:

At 9/8/11 02:22 AM, Haggard wrote:

Big... goo-y... blobby monsters. Splendid idea!

We could take over the world with a horde of Big gooey blobby monsters!

Sure! We just got to make them fire resistant and bullet proof!

Shouldn't be too hard. If they are fat enough, then bullets won't do any harm. They just get stuck in the fat.
But fireproof... hm. This could be a problem indeed!

Then he would grab his nail gun and shoot a pin right through my skull 0.o

He wouldn't do that as long as your cool face is cool enough.
That woman in the next to last scene? He propably didn't kill her because she put on her cool face.

People always do the same thing.
What do they do?
They put on their cool face.

*puts on cool face*

At 9/19/11 03:31 PM, Auz wrote:

At 9/18/11 05:18 PM, Haggard wrote:

That only happens to me when Wade goes on a deletion spree.

I logged my stats again shortly after I wrote that post. The stats read "11 blams and 11 saves". ZOMG

Ha!

:(

At 9/21/11 03:59 PM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 9/20/11 01:32 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 9/20/11 11:49 AM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 9/20/11 11:35 AM, Legnus wrote:

At 9/18/11 05:18 PM, Haggard wrote: At 9/19/11 03:07 AM, Faggard wrote:

Is it just me or did I find that strange that Faggard posted right below Haggard?

Faggard disagrees. He says he's not simply an alt, but a person with feelings and all.
But I think we shouldn't pay too much attention to what he says.

An alt with emotions... what kind of wizardry is this? I kid though.

If it hadn't emotions it would be a boring alt.

At 9/22/11 06:47 AM, Bahamut wrote: Level 49!

This icon fucking sucks! I'm glad I made a script in advance so I'm not seeing the shitty bow.

Hm, I should try to hack your PC just to alter your script and make EVERY level icon appear as the level 49 icon. :P

Anyway, congrats!

At 9/22/11 06:31 AM, Coop wrote:

Jolly: 8,000 Experience

Me too!

At 9/21/11 03:56 PM, Addict wrote: question for you hardcore internet stat folks - has NG made you socially awkward?

Eh... not really. Is this a suggestive question?

At 9/22/11 04:37 AM, reverend wrote:

At 9/21/11 03:53 PM, Auz wrote: Oh right. Better not burst the kiddies bubble.

It's just not Christmas without Banta Claus. Although I think we need a Jewish equivalent as well. To be fair in all.

Like... a Banta Claus that wants to keep all bans for himself? :p

At 9/22/11 06:31 AM, Coop wrote:

At 9/21/11 03:53 PM, Auz wrote: Lol at Rooney. I don't think I've ever seen anyone taking a penalty and hitting his own foot before :p

As for Torres, my God... that was just terrible. I saw some more pretty big misses in the game. Namely the ones by Ramires early on in the match and Javier Hernández near the end. For Hernández that chance came out of nowhere so might not have counted on it, but Ramires should've scored that one.

Well, it'll be interesting to see how the players carry on around those misses. I suspect that Rooney won't care, because one good thing about being a Neanderthal is that he has a short memory span.

Plus he has done plenty of good things so I think nobody would hold it against him. As for Torres however... he has really been in a downward spiral lately hasn't he? I remember last season he didn't score a single goal in seven matches.

Sounds like quite a lot of work :p On our football fields there was a just a guy who repainted the lines like once every few months and the grass was cut like twice a year and was probably kept short by the football players anyway with all that sliding and stomping they do on the pitch.

If everyone pitches in (sorry, that pun was awful), we can get it done in no time at all.

Har har har!

It's gotta be a pretty good reason though if it has to be more important than a weading.

But with the circumstances, I'd be willing to make an appointment to go elsewhere and wash my hair. ANything will be better than that.

Well make sure that you at least miss the ceremony.

At 9/22/11 06:47 AM, Bahamut wrote: Level 49!

This icon fucking sucks! I'm glad I made a script in advance so I'm not seeing the shitty bow.

Mind if I call you Cupido from now on?

At 9/22/11 01:35 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 9/21/11 03:53 PM, Auz wrote: Yeah and with Mario Gomez you should still have a nice attacking front.

Too bad Gomez is injured at the moment. Or at least, was injured. Maybe he can play next Saturday.

Oh well. Don't they still have Muller? I thought he was doing rather well lately. At least, he played very well at the WC last year.

Or: "Almighty God was with me. I want everyone to bear witness, I am the greatest! I'm the greatest thing that ever lived."

Or: "Today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth."
But that was a different sport.

Wasn't that a baseballer?

Well van Gaal has been in the business for quite some time now and I think he's always been that way. As long as he's succesful I guess people are willing to put up with it.

van Gaal's biggest mistake was to disagree with Uli Hoeneß - the former manager, now president of the club. Or, to put it another way: Uli Hoeneß IS Bayern Munich... maybe the club wasn't big enough for both egos, heh.

Lol! Yeah I remember he had a fight with that guy. Indeed there were also comments in our paper that perhaps their egos were to big and they both wanted to be captain on the same ship.

But credit where credit is due: Without Hoeneß, Bayern wouldn't be where they are today. I think Bayern is one of the richest clubs in european football. They don't have any debts anywhere (unlike Barca, for example) and unlike Chelsea, Man City or other clubs Bayern doesn't have a rich sheik in the background who covers up everything.
This is was only possible because of the excellent managament of Uli. :)

That is pretty impressive. As far as I know the only other rich clubs (without sponsoring) in football are Real Madrid and Man United.

At 9/8/11 04:39 PM, Auz wrote:

Sure! We just got to make them fire resistant and bullet proof!

Shouldn't be too hard. If they are fat enough, then bullets won't do any harm. They just get stuck in the fat.
But fireproof... hm. This could be a problem indeed!

Perhaps we could arm them with fireproof clothing!

People always do the same thing.
What do they do?
They put on their cool face.

*puts on cool face*

Okay.
*Flips coin*
This is the best I can do. Call it.

4,000 saves. I'm movin' up in the world.

Seems like Madness Day helped me to pass 10000 Saves/ Protection Points.

At 9/22/11 06:47 AM, Bahamut wrote: Level 49!

Congrats Bahamut you have the best icon. Hopefully they keep it there long enough for me to get to it. I am only 10 level ups away from it :D

This icon fucking sucks! I'm glad I made a script in advance so I'm not seeing the shitty bow.

That is not a very nice thing to say about the level 49 icon :(

Congrats to:

Asandir: 10000 Saves
Ship: 4000 Saves
Rhinocerider: Level 17
SCTE3: 55,555 Total Stats
Knuckstrike - 8,000 Experience

Having spent most of yesterday on his Madness Day competition entry, Coop relaxes, while congratulating:
Bahamut: Level 49
Knuckstrike: 8,000 Experience
SCTE3: 55,555 Total Points
Rhinocerider: Level 17
Ship: 4,000 Saves
Asandir: 10,000 B/P

Listening to:
Whitesnake - Ain't No Love In The Heart Of The City
Reel Big Fish - 241

Thank you to:
Odyssic (x2)

At 9/22/11 02:56 PM, Auz wrote:

At 9/22/11 06:31 AM, Coop wrote:

At 9/21/11 03:53 PM, Auz wrote: Lol at Rooney. I don't think I've ever seen anyone taking a penalty and hitting his own foot before :p

As for Torres, my God... that was just terrible. I saw some more pretty big misses in the game. Namely the ones by Ramires early on in the match and Javier Hernández near the end. For Hernández that chance came out of nowhere so might not have counted on it, but Ramires should've scored that one.

Well, it'll be interesting to see how the players carry on around those misses. I suspect that Rooney won't care, because one good thing about being a Neanderthal is that he has a short memory span.

Plus he has done plenty of good things so I think nobody would hold it against him. As for Torres however... he has really been in a downward spiral lately hasn't he? I remember last season he didn't score a single goal in seven matches.

The move from Liverpool has cost his career, but not his bank balance.

It's gotta be a pretty good reason though if it has to be more important than a weading.

But with the circumstances, I'd be willing to make an appointment to go elsewhere and wash my hair. ANything will be better than that.

Well make sure that you at least miss the ceremony.

I'll miss the day - I can always go out and drink heavily the night before, so that I sleep through it all :P

2

Manilla Road to the World - Part 6: Return of the Old Ones (Out of the Abyss)

Thanks to:

Odyssic
Haggard
LittleWashu

At 9/21/11 11:27 AM, The-Great-One wrote:

At 9/19/11 07:47 AM, Bahamut wrote: I suppose you could put it on April Fools. :P If there's someone who needs to be interviewed, it's Tom Selleck.

I have no idea what I'm going to do for The Interviewer's April Fool's Day joke, last year was Interview with Xyphon202. Shoot I don't even know what I'm going to do for my regular Newgrounds Forum April Fool's Day joke.

*Ahem* Look above.

At 9/21/11 03:44 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 9/21/11 08:21 AM, Bahamut wrote: AMONG! AMONG! AMONG! AMONG!

This will help even more. Now all I need is a CD shelf! Damn, those things could show up more often!

Then go to a music store.

But you wouldn't be at all. Just give it a shot you wuss. :P

I could post a thread about the Resistance 3 Survivor Edition I recieved today. But I have to pack it all back into the box. Then I can do some sort of "I just recieved a box" thread. Only that I won't find a slightly bigger box in it.

There, you did well.

At 9/21/11 03:53 PM, Auz wrote:

At 9/20/11 07:34 AM, Bahamut wrote: Let's see.... FFX-2, crap. FFXI, I don't like MMORPGs. FFXII, forgettable. FFXIII, we'll see how this goes. FFXIV, LOL!

Lol at Square releasing a game that doesn't even work properly yet! Well actually that makes me cry a little...

The financial failure of FFXIV will cost them for years to come and the worst thing is that they're planning yet another MMORPG. You'd think after what happened to FFXIV, they wouldn't even make another attempt.

Maybe this weekend?

Yeah we need some time to prepare our demands and our threatening speech.

Well, I can't demand Coop too much. You're on your own.

More like it'll be depressing to see where they go next.

I'll probably be shaking my head :p

So will I.

Sometimes that doesn't work but potions are still good.

Yep. Or an Elixer for a guaranteed 9999 damage.

FFX can do 99999 damage which is even deadlier.

At 9/21/11 03:56 PM, Addict wrote: don't delete this post it's just a question which forms discussion which is good in a thread as useless as this.

If this thread is useless, why have you been posting here?

At 9/21/11 03:59 PM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 9/21/11 08:21 AM, Bahamut wrote: This one certainly isn't for a milestone.

I see then.

We only have two days now.

At 9/22/11 06:31 AM, Coop wrote:

At 9/21/11 08:21 AM, Bahamut wrote: Now that's something to show at the Manchester meet.

Did I say beard - I meant pubes. The beard is something I might actually take dye to - you cant' rule something like that out, when you're only 28, after all.

Fuck that! You could have had a gold beard but no. >:(

At 9/22/11 01:57 PM, Haggard wrote: Hm, I should try to hack your PC just to alter your script and make EVERY level icon appear as the level 49 icon. :P

How about I make every single level icon Joey DeMaio just for suggesting that?

At 9/22/11 02:56 PM, Auz wrote:

At 9/22/11 06:47 AM, Bahamut wrote: Level 49!

This icon fucking sucks! I'm glad I made a script in advance so I'm not seeing the shitty bow.

Mind if I call you Cupido from now on?

That's not an acceptable name.

At 9/22/11 06:43 PM, LittleWashu wrote:

At 9/22/11 06:47 AM, Bahamut wrote: This icon fucking sucks! I'm glad I made a script in advance so I'm not seeing the shitty bow.

That is not a very nice thing to say about the level 49 icon :(

It's a fair comment on a weapon that blows.

At 9/22/11 02:56 PM, Auz wrote:

At 9/22/11 01:35 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 9/21/11 03:53 PM, Auz wrote: Yeah and with Mario Gomez you should still have a nice attacking front.

Too bad Gomez is injured at the moment. Or at least, was injured. Maybe he can play next Saturday.

Oh well. Don't they still have Muller? I thought he was doing rather well lately. At least, he played very well at the WC last year.

Yeah, but Müller is no penalty box striker like Gomez, so he's wouldn't be a good substitute for him.

Or: "Almighty God was with me. I want everyone to bear witness, I am the greatest! I'm the greatest thing that ever lived."

Or: "Today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth."
But that was a different sport.

Wasn't that a baseballer?

Yep. And by the time he said those words he knew he was going to die within a few months.

But credit where credit is due: Without Hoeneß, Bayern wouldn't be where they are today. I think Bayern is one of the richest clubs in european football. They don't have any debts anywhere (unlike Barca, for example) and unlike Chelsea, Man City or other clubs Bayern doesn't have a rich sheik in the background who covers up everything.
This is was only possible because of the excellent managament of Uli. :)

That is pretty impressive. As far as I know the only other rich clubs (without sponsoring) in football are Real Madrid and Man United.

Yep, but both clubs have very high debts. The downside is that the biggest stars like Messi or Ronaldo (yes, he's a prick) won't play in the Bundesliga. No team can afford their wages.

At 9/8/11 04:39 PM, Auz wrote:

Sure! We just got to make them fire resistant and bullet proof!

Shouldn't be too hard. If they are fat enough, then bullets won't do any harm. They just get stuck in the fat.
But fireproof... hm. This could be a problem indeed!

Perhaps we could arm them with fireproof clothing!

Amazing!
We should change their blood with some hardly inflammable liquid as well.

People always do the same thing.
What do they do?
They put on their cool face.

*puts on cool face*

Okay.
*Flips coin*
This is the best I can do. Call it.

*still shows cool face*
Get the fuck outta here.

At 9/23/11 06:14 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 9/21/11 03:44 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 9/21/11 08:21 AM, Bahamut wrote: AMONG! AMONG! AMONG! AMONG!

This will help even more. Now all I need is a CD shelf! Damn, those things could show up more often!

Then go to a music store.

Yes, but it would mean I have to take a small detour on my way home.

But you wouldn't be at all. Just give it a shot you wuss. :P

I could post a thread about the Resistance 3 Survivor Edition I recieved today. But I have to pack it all back into the box. Then I can do some sort of "I just recieved a box" thread. Only that I won't find a slightly bigger box in it.

There, you did well.

YAY!

At 9/23/11 08:25 AM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 9/22/11 01:57 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 9/21/11 03:59 PM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 9/20/11 01:32 PM, Haggard wrote:

At 9/20/11 11:49 AM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 9/20/11 11:35 AM, Legnus wrote:

At 9/18/11 05:18 PM, Haggard wrote: At 9/19/11 03:07 AM, Faggard wrote:

Is it just me or did I find that strange that Faggard posted right below Haggard?

Faggard disagrees. He says he's not simply an alt, but a person with feelings and all.
But I think we shouldn't pay too much attention to what he says.

An alt with emotions... what kind of wizardry is this? I kid though.

If it hadn't emotions it would be a boring alt.

Indeed. Much like a few others seen. I like NewsReporter, almost as if that one was meant to be dull on purpose which is greatly humorous.

Newsreporter just is the most uninteresting person in the world.

My b/p rank: 39

Level 54

it appears i hit 31k experience this morning. oh wow.

Level 42!