At 7/22/05 05:46 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Today is my birthday. WooHoo! :D

nice :D how old be thee?
i turned 16 on the second of this month.

I also have a question. If two or more users have the same amount of b/p points, how does the system arrange their ranks?

sign up date.
if i signed up 1 day (or 1 year) before you, but we had the same amount of b/p's, i would have the higher rank :D

madknt - nice, i just got 6.2k, but thats not a cool number >: (

same goes for exp points.

At 7/22/05 05:34 AM, Alkador wrote: War of the Portal - Part 4
25 - “Finale”

Finale? The last part? Very nice story, I liked it.

Congrats to:

Frostbreath - 2222 blams
Darkl89 - Level 10. It's indeed very rewarding. :D
RoweNuts - 10.00VP
Slightly_Crazy_Dude - Level 15
Tom_s00 - 8000 blams
Lidov - 100 reviews, Police Captain
bila - 50000 b/p
Coop83 - Elite Guard Sergeant First Class
GUTHRIE - Level 15
Dream_of_Duke - Happy birthday

At 7/22/05 06:41 AM, Bahamut7 wrote: Finale? The last part? Very nice story, I liked it.

Hmm...you'll just have to wait and see if it is or not. You know, it could have just been a bad dream which woke everyone up. =P

How is everyone tonight? I'd like to make a query. These congrats lists are growing a little long. Um, I hope I don't sound too grumpy, but some of those above appear a *little* longer than required. I'm sure those people who have been congratulated have had more than enough. I don't know, just me...

BLAMS: Involved in the termination of 13,250 crappy entries.
SAVES: Assisted in the protection of 5,554 quality entries.

OH MA FAWKING GAWD.
dont tell me im going to miss my 5,555 saves screen shot :(
i have to go to bed :(
could someone refresh my profile and grab it for me?!?!?

lawl...

i hate time.

At 7/22/05 08:19 AM, M-A-R-C-U-S wrote: could someone refresh my profile and grab it for me?!?!?

There.

(YIPPEEEE!!!! 5,555 protection points!!!)

At 7/22/05 08:32 AM, Bahamut7 wrote: There.

W00t! my whining paid off!

haha, god damnit i thought i would be asleep by now XD

anyways i must ask - how the fuck do you fit everything in the one picture... i have to cut off some of 'entries' every time... do you just size down the picture a little bit?
i mean, when you do that in MS paint it makes the quality SHOCKING...

i always end up with something like this:

At 7/22/05 08:36 AM, The_Weaponmaster wrote: (YIPPEEEE!!!! 5,555 protection points!!!)

lol god fucking damnit... twice in one day.
this has got to be pissing some people off by now.

IM SORRY for the confusion if i've caused any, i just keep forgetting to log back into my main account after depositing for others :(

anyways, yep, i gots teh 5,555 protects, and im fucking proud.

now, i shall retire to my (new!) bed.

gooooodnight!

change the test size of your browser.. or mabye resolution?

I now have a voting power of 6.66 votes!

I'm nearing the A+ batting average mark.

At 7/4/05 08:10 AM, DelboyDylan wrote:

At 7/4/05 01:11 AM, ReconRebel wrote: Have you seen another film of his called "Spirited Away"? If not you should rent it. The girl Chihiro runs into some interesting characters while in the spirit world.

I work at Blockbuster and get free rentals, so I'll give it a watch, thanks.

I finally got round to renting and watching Spirited Away. Thanks for the suggestion ReconRebel, the film was great! The animation and graphics were top notch and the story (even though a little strange) was awesome!

Congrats to -x-nut for just passing 29,000 blams

Congrats to everyone who has had any achievement, you're all too good >: -(

Congrats to:

Continuum: NG birthday.
Happy birthday to you, indeed.
-Alucard-: 3000 exp.
Congrats, almost a year of deposits :)
squadus2: 1000 exp.
Big congrats on the big 1k :) Keep it up.
authenticsimpson: 2500 exp, top 3000 exp.
Good job, even though top 3k isn't the most 1337 of the list, it's still nice entering a new list.
Frostbreath/MintCondition: 2222 blams, 6.66 vp.
Congrats, you evil freak >:)
Darkl89: level 10.
Good job, I guess it feels rewarding because you leave the huge sea of level nines.
RoweNuts: 10 vp
Huge congrats, that's a major accomplishment.
Slightly_Crazy_Dude: level 15.
Nice work, that's a cool level.
Tom_s00: 8000 blams.
Good job, even though you have more blams than me, I passed you today in the rankings =)
Lidov: 100 reviews, Police captain.
Nice, keep it up.
bila: 50000 b/p.
Huge congrats, great job!
Coop83: EG Sergeant First Class.
Good job getting the longest rank name :P
GUTHRIE: level 15.
Good job, yup level 15 is great.
Dream_of_Duke: Birthday.
Happy birthday!
madknt: 4500 exp.
Congrats, come back in 50 days though =)
M-A-R-C-U-S: 5555 saves.
Finally =P Congrats.
Glaiel_Gamer: Nearing A+ BA.
You'll be there in no time :)
A+ BA is really great to have, not many people can say that ;)
I played your chain reaction games. Great job on those! Addictive as hell =D

Thanks to:
Brewtality
Bahamut7
-absentminded-
Frostbreath/MintCondition
Kevindeed

At 7/21/05 12:35 AM, Rock-Lee wrote:

At 7/20/05 03:42 PM, DonDoli wrote: I'm not sure about best of the golden badges, don't forget the leaves :)

Yes, the leafs are good, the silver looks the best IMO.

I guess the silver has the best style, but what happened with you love for GOLD. IMO the gold is the better on :)

B/P: When your penis is just too small.
Thanks :)

HAHAHA! I guess you could say that's about right. :)

I'm afraid so...

At 7/21/05 03:07 AM, iscruLz wrote:

At 7/20/05 03:42 PM, DonDoli wrote: Well buhu, I've been stuck at not beeing at 100 for ages...

Now its 99 but its still a double digit. You'll get to top 100 when you reach eg major hopefully.

You seem very confident that I will, and that's good. Hopefully it won't take too long :)

Indeed I did. And while writing it I had no idea how big it actually was. It'll be interesting to see how big the one I have made now is.

it is long thats for sure

Yup, don't know which is the longest though.

I'm still gaining ranks rather quickly, even though it's more 1337 now. I'll soon be EGFL and level 17, but for now:
7777 blams

well congrat on 7,777 blams Yeah lvl 17 wont be until September for us.

I think it's late august for me. Meh, doesn't matter :)
Thanks.

At 7/19/05 02:47 PM, drspooks wrote: (btw, my alt has more posts then my main acount)

Yeah, I'm sure your alt has like a bazilion posts :)

its zaal.

Seriously!? That's kinda embarassing... at least I was right ;)

At 7/21/05 03:53 AM, -Dawkins- wrote:

At 7/20/05 03:42 PM, DonDoli wrote: -Dawkins-: Spamming.
Spammer. Yesh.

Oh come on, isnt it possible for someone to have alot of posts in one day without being called a spammer? =)

Nope. Spammer.

At 7/21/05 06:32 AM, Bahamut7 wrote: Congrats to:
DonDoli - 7500 blams

BAHAMUT FFS. You've gotten my accomplishments wrong twice in a row now. I'm starting to take it personal *slits wrists*

At 7/21/05 11:51 AM, -absentminded- wrote: Congrats to:
DonDoli : 7777 blams, you are the lucky blammer!

Pfft, it takes much more than luck. You have to have it in you. Blahblahblah.

Argg, only three minutes of precious interent left. Oh well, vacation is sweet, I'll think I'll go on the beach which is 30 seconds away from my hotel room :)

Oh yeah? Well, I think I'll go to a bitch that's IN my room >:(
</jealousy>

At 7/21/05 02:21 PM, MintCondition wrote: Congratulations towards:
DonDoli - 7,777 blams. You and you're congratz lists :)

Thanks, the bigger the list, the bigger the YOU KNOW WHAT!

My appreciations towards:

DonDoli
......... Only? What's the matter with ya'll?

That's not so "only", it's not many people that get congratulated by me...oh wait.

At 7/22/05 07:04 AM, Alkador wrote: How is everyone tonight? I'd like to make a query. These congrats lists are growing a little long. Um, I hope I don't sound too grumpy, but some of those above appear a *little* longer than required. I'm sure those people who have been congratulated have had more than enough. I don't know, just me...

Excuse me, it's a bad thing to create long lists? What bad comes from it? Does your fingers hurt too much from scrolling?
And do you want me to not congratulate everyone? That's not fair either. And what do you mean "required"? It's not required to do any lists at all, but without anyone congratulating this topic would be nothing but spam.
I see no reason to go all emo because I create long lists. It's not like it doesn't take me a while to create them, but I don't want anyone to come here without getting congratulated, so I congratualte everyone.
Your story appear a *little* longer than required. So why not just quit making it?
Thanks alot for appreciating the fact that I put alot of work in congratulating everyone.

__________

Anyway, I finally made it to
Elite Guard First Lieutenant
It took me exactly two weeks. Does anyone know any other EGFL:s, except Bahamut? I'd like to make my rank climbing a bit more personal =)
Sure the name is alot better, but the badge looks exactly the same:

5k blams.

Missed the screenie, but I don't care :-D

At 7/22/05 07:05 PM, thegreatmorph wrote: 5k blams.

Missed the screenie, but I don't care :-D

You don't need a screenshot of it. It's not like we won't beleave you now. :)

At 7/22/05 07:20 PM, _lightning_ wrote: You don't need a screenshot of it. It's not like we won't beleave you now. :)

Yeah I guess so. But I want screenies so that I can look back on them and remember 'the good old days'. All my other screemies that I had were lost when I re-formatted my computer :-(

After the 17-day holiday without depositing, I finally got 3000 exp. But still a long way to level 12.

At 7/22/05 09:14 PM, thefinalcooljudge wrote: After the 17-day holiday without depositing, I finally got 3000 exp. But still a long way to level 12.

not really cause if you think about it there is a chance you could have it within a month : )

9000 posts! Yes, BASK IN MY GLORY. And dont call me a spammer, it hurts deep down inside. :(

At 7/22/05 09:56 PM, -Dawkins- wrote: 9000 posts! Yes, BASK IN MY GLORY. And dont call me a spammer, it hurts deep down inside. :(

You're full of crap pal. You've made 107 posts in less than 24 hour period and the majority of them are lame.

If I buy you a beer for your achievement would you promise to drink it somewhere else?

At 7/22/05 10:09 PM, ReconRebel wrote: You're full of crap pal. You've made 107 posts in less than 24 hour period and the majority of them are lame.

Ok, tell me which ones are lame.

At 7/22/05 09:56 PM, -Dawkins- wrote: 9000 posts! Yes, BASK IN MY GLORY. And dont call me a spammer, it hurts deep down inside. :(

Congrats Dawkins i dont think your a spammer : )

At 7/22/05 10:23 PM, darkdeviL92 wrote: Congrats Dawkins i dont think your a spammer : )

Thank you my friend. :)

At 7/22/05 10:13 PM, -Dawkins- wrote:

Ok, tell me which ones are lame.

I would, but theres a 6,500 character limit.

Oh, and I passed 8,000 saves today.

At 7/22/05 11:05 PM, RoweNuts wrote: I would, but theres a 6,500 character limit.

Haha, once I saw your name as the last post here, I knew it wasnt going to be something positive. But oh well, you could think that if you'd like. :)

At 7/22/05 06:51 PM, DonDoli wrote: Excuse me, it's a bad thing to create long lists? What bad comes from it? Does your fingers hurt too much from scrolling?

I didn't say it was a bad thing. It does not hurt my fingers at all. I just feel that someone who has posted a feat three pages back would have had plenty of 'congratulations' in that time.

And do you want me to not congratulate everyone? That's not fair either. And what do you mean "required"? It's not required to do any lists at all, but without anyone congratulating this topic would be nothing but spam.

I did not say that. I merely suggested it. This point has been suggested more than once and I have read the last 300 pages and noticed a slight change in the forums. I am do not have anything against you. The fact you leave comments shows that you are spending more time appreciating what each user has done. I am not targeting anyone in general. This is exactly the same thing that RedCircle put forth before and the same types of replies were placed back to him. I was only trying to suggest, not fight.

I see no reason to go all emo because I create long lists. It's not like it doesn't take me a while to create them, but I don't want anyone to come here without getting congratulated, so I congratualte everyone.

Fair enough then. If that's how you feel, that's fantastic for you. I was merely trying to place forth my own opinion, a factor that I believe I should have the right to express, just as much as you do.

Your story appear a *little* longer than required. So why not just quit making it?

Ok then. I'll just post one more chapter and you shall never, ever see one more chapter of War of the Portal ever again.

Thanks alot for appreciating the fact that I put alot of work in congratulating everyone.

You are most welcome. I have nothing against you and as said before, I am merely just trying to express my own opinion. Surely that is something anyone should have a right to.

Fellow Wi/Ht? Users:
May I ask what other people think of this? Do you agree or disagree with long congratulation lists? If so, why do you? I just want to hear other opinions. And how are you?

At 7/23/05 01:25 AM, Alkador wrote: Fellow Wi/Ht? Users:

POOF! What do you need? POOF! What do you need? POOF! What do you need?

May I ask what other people think of this? Do you agree or disagree with long congratulation lists?

I tend to agree with you on this Alkador. I think it's just giving most of the new faces in here an excuse to post. Congrats today..... gone tomorrow.

If so, why do you? I just want to hear other opinions.

That's easy. It's drowning out the legitimate conversations in here. I have a pretty good idea who's posting solely for post count. By the way, now that this has been brought up I remember some moderators making statements along the lines of "insignificant or random numbered milestones will result in a deleted post." Haven't seen that enforced lately. The pruner sure isn't doing it.

And how are you?

Awesome. I'm getting hammered tonight and ordering kalamari! Been biten lately (joke).

At 7/22/05 09:14 PM, thefinalcooljudge wrote: After the 17-day holiday without depositing, I finally got 3000 exp. But still a long way to level 12.

i like your sign man, nice work

War of the Portal
Epilogue

The Gods stared at the silent world before them. They panted as they stepped back, glad that their duties had been accomplished. They turned to face three familiar figures on raised towers of rocks. The battle with the King of the Portal had forced them westwards, towards the wastelands, where gigantic red pinnacles stood.
“It has been done,” smiled Dobio, “The mortals did it themselves.”
“Yes,” said Tom with a red face, blushing, “The Mortals were able to defeat the submissions. It was a task that even the Ancients and we managed to fail.”
“A battle it was,” spoke Dogma, “Mortals and Ancients can never mix.”
“You are correct,” replied Stamper, “Even if the language barrier is absent, we can never co-exist with one another. The Mortals believed Dobio was trying to destroy the world. The Mortals were unable to understand what you,” Stamper paused as he glanced to Dogma, “Were able to give them.”

The world was silent as grey clouds from the sky gave a small rumble. It was undeterminable what would happen to the world – whether piece or darkness would reign. No crimson light escaped from the holes in the earth and the screams of submissions were inaudible. The sign of human life was absent and all was silent. For the mortals that remained alive in this world, it would mean years of rebuilding, years of horrid memories of the days that had befallen them. It was so unfortunate that the battles that had taken place had resulted in a huge loss of life. With the submissions, the Power and everything that existed in the Portal gone, the world would be a different place. The world seemed alien at the strange trivial silence, a form of quietness that no man could describe, no matter how many words were used.

“The Omega has finally reached end,” said Wade in a low voice, “We should leave this world soon.”
“Are you glad that you have had a look at the world one last time?” James said as he glanced towards the Ancient and the demigods.
“Yes,” smiled Dobio. Dogma and Shrapnel nodded. “Shall we go?”

The Gods smiled; Tom waved his hand forwards in a circular motion, causing a golden arch to appear. The Gods smiled at one another as they stepped forward slowly, exiting the world once again. The Gods had left the world many years ago as they had no purpose to remain. The Gods had left again until they were ready to be called again. The three atop the pinnacle smiled at one another as they nodded. With a breath of wind, they vanished from the world, going to where the Gods had left to.

And so, a new age was to be brought into the world, an age that would be determined by the actions of those before. The clouds faded as blue sky fell onto the world. Silence filled the world.

The End of the War of the Portal.
From 23rd of December, 2004 to 23rd of July, 2005.
By Alkador.

Pages: 120
Words: 52,435
Characters: 295,014
Lines: 4,450
Chapters: 66
Characters from NG: 44
Known Deaths: 7

FINAL NOTE:
I hope you have read at least part of this story and enjoyed it immensely. It was great fun writing this and make sure you keep your eyes out for more works by me in the future. Thank you for all your ongoing comments in regards to this fanfic.

Alkador.