Looks like I meet all your requirements, can I have one?
Will psychoanalyse your user name
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Oh balls, you need 1000 posts.
No matter.
I'll just move along now.
To begin with, I'll kindly ask the Mods not to consider this a "spam post", for despite failing in one of the criteria requested by Sarai to be psychoanalysed (I'm far from 1000 posts), I've PM'd her beforehand seeing if she would grace me with some analyses on my persona and she agreed to make an exception, so I'm merely makings things "formal".
I.e., I'm not simplying bumping up the thread with a futil request, so anyone else reading this please avoid doing the same.
Well, I posted a long time ago, perhaps a year or so ago, and I'll post again requesting a psychoanalysis. I'm very interested in what you've got to say.
Of course there is a long list, so if you never get around to it I understand. I hope you do though.
Fancy Signature
this is a post requesting psychoanalysis
Where did all the kool kids go?
Psycoanalize my name, please.
I want to know what it means in Psychobabble. I would like it immensely.
|::Sig by me::| |::Goes on and off randomly::l
Hey Sarai, could you give us a list of the next user names you'll be psychoanalysing, so that some of us (hum... me) can stop posting over and over in this thread, hoping to gain your attention? If that alone didn't get your attention...
!!!BUTT SEX!!!
Did that work?
At 6/17/07 09:31 AM, Sarai wrote: This is my oldest thread on NG. Like a good wine, it has matured with age from two paragraph reviews of Dobio, to two - four full posts for people who get one. Since inception over 80 people have been reviewed, for a total word count of over 110,000.
i) You *must* have over 2,000 posts.
ii) You *must* have joined NG during 2005 or earlier.
iii) You must only *request once* in this thread. FROM THIS post onwards, due to the nature of the gap since the last post, all previous requests are considered completed / ignored. Therefore if you have posted before and not been done, you may now re-request.
iv) Do not bump the thread if I have not done yours. *PM me to ask where it is*
v) If you're reviewed, feel free to PM me with additional information, links or what-not you wish to have considered. I also very much like it when people bother to reply to tell me how I did. I am shallow like that and need to know when I get things wrong, or right and how to improve.
Hi Sari I have just topped 2000 posts.
I joined in 2005, "whew"
Also as instructed I am Re-requesting
I am about to PM you & I will definately reply if you find time to get to me.
Thanks, yours truely (a somewhat persistant) -MOREFuNGoDBlesS
Those who have only the religious opinions of others in their head & worship them. Have no room for their own thoughts & no room to contemplate anyone elses ideas either-More
i do believe i meet all criteria, and being so interested in psychology...i would like to have mine psychoanalyzed. :D
snyggys
too kawaii to live, too sugoi to die
If your still doing it Sarai, than could you try with mine?
:S i didn't notice this thread more or less died in '07. i need to pay more attention to that kind of stuff.
snyggys
At 2/9/08 12:55 AM, All-Hallows wrote: DO ME
if this is still going
Yeah same here man.
I Pinoy Club! I American Basketball Crew I Asian Users Club I Follow me on Twitter! I
Thanks, BlueHippo
Could you please psycho-anyalse Me??
Your part in My life depends on Me. Therefore I am God. Deify Me!!!
My insanity keeps Me sane. I use My logic to do defy yours. Veni, vidi, vici...
I would like to have psychoanalyse of my name
First time i've tried this.
Someone psychoanalyse my name, please! :)
Why not? I'll give this a try!
Forgive me if they are not good. This is my first time psychoanalysing anyones name.
At 2/9/08 12:55 AM, All-Hallows wrote: DO ME
if this is still going
When i saw your name. The first thing i thought was the story 'sleepy hallow'. I also think of Halloween. (all-hallows eve.) You might be a fan of halloween. Or this day holds something special to you?
At 2/9/08 12:53 AM, Rammer wrote: i do believe i meet all criteria, and being so interested in psychology...i would like to have mine psychoanalyzed. :D
Rammer? Two things come to mind. Someone tough and mighty. And someone who likes rough sex. (Not an insult.)
Your name makes me think of someone that would enjoy going outside and building things. Houses, buildings, and other outdoor activities that involve construction.
At 2/9/08 12:59 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: If your still doing it Sarai, than could you try with mine?
Heavenduff.
Your name makes me think of two things. The kingdom of heaven. And that beer in the TV show 'the simpsons'. You might be a fan of the simpsons? You also enjoy abit of alcohol here and there. (sorry if you don't' actually like alcohol.)
At 2/9/08 01:09 AM, Randy74 wrote: Yeah same here man.
Randy74.
I have to admit. Your name lacks originality....Thou, from one to one-hundred. 74 is a high number.
So you might have high self-esteem? Also, most likely...Your name is randy. And your happy with the name your parents gave you.
At 2/9/08 01:11 AM, youngblood26 wrote: Can someone do me a shot?
Youngblood26?
When i look at your name. You seem to be interested in rap music. Because thats the first thing that pops in my head when i read that. It kindof has an edgy feel to it.
I also think your a fan of the comic series? (I just googled your name. And thats what popped up.)
Also, i get the feeling that the age of 26 is what you aim at. Just from your user name alone.
At 2/9/08 01:28 AM, Me-Mighty-Leper wrote: Could you please psycho-anyalse Me??
Me-Mighty-Leper.
You seem to have a sick sense of humor. (Thats a complement in NG.)
I sense you as someone with a strong sense of being. But at the same time. Your sick on the inside and out. (leprosy. lol)
Basiclly, you have a sick sence of humor.
At 2/9/08 01:42 AM, All-American-Badass wrote: I would like to have psychoanalyse of my name
Your american and proud of it! And you don't care who knows it!
Or, your from another country. And enjoy cracking jokes at the stereotypes of amercians.
:)
At 2/9/08 01:48 AM, Zege wrote: Wow this is an ancient thread.
But otherwise, I'd like to be analysed.
Zege?
Thats an odd name thats hard to analyze. But, for some reason. I notice that people with short names allways give the most intelligent responces in this group. So you might be a pretty smart guy, thats dedicated to the BBS?
Does the original poster of this thread even come to NG nowadays?
At 2/9/08 08:35 AM, Azutom wrote: Does the original poster of this thread even come to NG nowadays?
I went to his profile. His last post was on 01/20/08 12:36 AM
So its been over a year since he's been here.
The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls.
At 5/14/05 02:10 PM, Sarai wrote: Post if you want it -Sarai
yeah i want it, analyse my name!
...
If this thread is still alive and kicking, I'd like to place an order.
1 for me, and 2 for my wife
I don't have a wife, so just do one for me =D
This might be a fun thread to introduce myself on. This is the first time i've posted here but i've lurked around for a while. There's nothing subversive or whatever about my name, but i've explained where it came from on other websites that you'll definitely find if you google me. It'll be fun to see what other possible explanation come up with for the Matress_of_evil though.
"Anyone Without A Sense Of Humour Is Truly At The Mercy Of The Rest Of Us"
Welcome everyone to Sarai's psychoanalysis thread.
From the distant-past of 2005 through to 2007 this thread provided a slightly macabre insight into how I, (a slightly neurotic asian female) saw "you". "You" in this case being Newgrounds users.
In all, I've looked at probably 50 or 55 users in-depth and at last count had over 150 pages of MS word and a word count in excess of 110,000.
This proves nothing except that I am sometimes loaded with free-time. Recently due to job promotions and so forth this has been less than I would have liked and this thread was one of my few very favourite things (besides from story thread from authors such as Jade, Monocrom, etc).
Therefore without further ado, I present someone who had wanted this done for TWO YEARS and whom I had started but never finished. Subsequent to his I will be taking PM or thread requests, but only from those who meet the rules criteria. I will post the RULES after I've done the user below.
forgive me if this isn't up to my old standard, learning again :)
Some-Stupid-Idiot
"I signed up in the middle of '06 and I still haven't been selected." Yes, well dear, that would be because there's only one of me and I have many many requests :) Still I tend to do everyone in the end and will do everyone, that's my aim. I mean there's only so many 2005 and earlier sign-ups in general. Maybe one day I'll do 2006... Oh wait... That's you! You see, you're getting some favourite treatment in the end, I hope you'll send Auntie Sarai something for doing this, even if you don't agree with it! :p
Anyway, as usual, profile, posts, sig and whatever else I can dig up about you from this BBS or other sources...
I'll launch straigt into it then with your profile... Lots of stats I guess. XP Points, some flash reviews but very little B/P. You're a BBS poster through-and-through which isn't suprising for a number of reasons, (age, gender... interests - see later). The post per day is the same as the maxiumum I got to when I was a BBS moderator... That's quite a high number!
You started your posting on Newgrounds very soon after you created an account with the post 'If anyone disagrees the go shove it', rather rude don't you think? You also like some new people picture spammed (http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/user_imag es/pics/1/8862000/ng bbs4466a98267137.gif). You used to be called 'Battleman7' on Newgrounds, which again fits with the other things so far. I think at least then you were typically into games and so on.
Your first few pages of posts were about getting 'rated'. Since then you branched out a bit into other areas and I'd like to take a few pages that I browsed into special consideration.
just as background, I read on average 25 pages of posts out of every hundred, so I do apologize if I miss something key. Usually not however...
On page 179 you were looking to get Adobe Flash for free. Mostly this was because you had been drawing Zelda characters (and other things) in MS Paint and people seemed to be flaming you a bit. To be honest around these pages (which are quite early in your NG life (July 2006)) you didn't appear to have the greatest interest into going into things in a meaningful way. Many threads you posted in where "Joke Threads" with little chance to survive very long. Still you appeared to have some fun although a telling comment you left was that: "I post to do something". Obviously quite a few NG users do that, one of the points it has to be said of a BBS is to provide interaction to people who are apart from each other. When the topics aren't very deep it's not a stretch of the imagination to see that people might be bored... or at least unfullfilled by what they are posting.
This is actually a point I'll come back to later. For now during 2006 you didn't demonstrate that you weren't happy, but it was something of an angst/anger theme in 2007 that makes me think you used the internet and NG as a kind of sounding-board. We'll get back to this in a bit...
You joined a club "Naruto RPG", now I don't know exactly what Naruto is (Japanese anime right?), I personally like some animations but these tend to be stand alone movie versions. So for example I love "Wonderful Days" which is Korean, "Nausicaa" and "Apple Seed", but these are all single movies. You seem to like series, which is cool if you can keep up with what's going on!
On Page 165 there's a little extract from a story you wrote for the "fire emblem crew", although the grammar and so forth is not top-flight it's so well written compared to lots of your earlier posts. In addition if you look round this page of posts you'll see that you get the punctuation and other things in most posts much better than you used to do. Perhaps NG 'grew you up', through flames, or more likely in my view you were starting to identify that you could be a little more than the standard user. One of the ways of doing this is to make a little extra effort... and you did that.
You continued writing parts of your story while still posting mostly smaller posts. I read through the pages 150- 155 and didn't see anything really deep. I was a little disapointed as it was September by now in your account history.
I caught on page 131 of your posts (http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/583 331) this topic... Your "Myspace Attack" story. The thread died on page one, but you did manage to post three updates. It was a start to something outside your comfort zone of your clubs and crews (Naruto) but I suspect a lack of effort stopped you, or perhaps the main characters hadn't commented in your thread, (Jade, BobbyJ etc). Still, a start hey?
Sometimes you share a bit much with Newgrounds "There is this girl who sits across from me in Spanish class. She almost always wears skirts and I almost always get to see her panties. It gives me a hard on and I try not to look."
Yes, thanks for that. Still, hey at least you were able to transfer growing up from being an internal thing to some form of external thing (posting it...) externalising your experiences is important for development.
As you were developing you had managed to post nearly 100 pages of by October (this was say four months since you joined). I think therefore I've got the general picture so will skip ahead, review some later posts then get to the conclusions, issues etc.
Oh but before I forget, post 2688... thanks for bringing that to my attention, do check my user blog and see who I matched, hehe. Thanks! Also, you're Monica Lewinsky, lol haha. Also this page of this post (90) was where you first requsted a psychoanalysis :)
It seems that recently you were going through some difficult times. I read something about a divorce and also you obviously had much more limited access to Newgrounds. Still you came back a little more angry than you had been before. It was sad really, it seemed the distress and trouble at home had cut out you from NG for a bit and you hadn't been able to take that step from one level to another. By this I mean that you never really got *involved* with NG to an extent that say I did, Mick did, or other users.
Okay, so I've just picked through things above that struck me. I've read more than I've mentioned because the constraints of space mean I can't detail them all here. But I'll factor them in now ok?
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