Vin Diesel has razor sharp teeth which he uses like a hacksaw to cut through bone, candy, and fences. The Chinese believe if you find a discarded Diesel tooth, you have the power to summon Godzilla
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Vin Diesel gave the Christian-right the idea that the Telletubbies are gay
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I AM RAPPER ALYX I AM G EAZY I AM Z RO I AM THE KING OF THE GHETTO
ASK HOW
At 5/28/05 06:16 PM, Ameer_G_A wrote: Vin Diesel gave the Christian-right the idea that the Telletubbies are gay
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oh no! but he loves them!
Vin Diesel's favorite cereal is Cheerios with milk, and by Cheerios I mean diamonds and by milk I mean boiling gold.
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this ones great, i hope it hasnt been pasted already :D
Vin Diesel has solved all of history's greatest problems with ho-slappings and his unique ability to ejaculate anti-matter.
At 5/28/05 06:23 PM, Pink_Doom wrote:At 5/28/05 06:16 PM, Ameer_G_A wrote: Vin Diesel gave the Christian-right the idea that the Telletubbies are gayoh no! but he loves them!
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that cant be real
Super Bowl XVII was actually a documentary about Vin's search for his real father
this goes with the other one
The Lord Of The Rings is an altered account of Vin Diesel's attempt to make an infinite egg omelet. He dictated to the entire thing to J.R.R. Tolkien and never lied or exaggerated once, but Tolkien decided it wouldn't sell without elves and a rings.
Vin Diesel is now the sun
When Vin Diesel traveled through time to the year 3010, he fought the evil robot king and saved the human race again.
He teaches a Freshman English class on the weekends, despite the fact his students shouldn't even be in school on those days.
in Diesel once ate 5 turkeys in one sitting. The following massive bowel movement spawned into the band Yes.
Hahahaha
Vin Diesel's taste buds are located on his knuckles. Funnily enough, that same spot is his biggest erogenous zone. It is probable that Vin Diesel engineered such deformities himself so as to simultaneously have an orgasm and taste corn when he punches taxidermists.
Sorry if im double posting but..
Vin Diesel wears a special suit made of fiberglass, cheese, Clerks Inaction Figures and old Rush CDs just to clip his toenails.
Impersonating Vin Diesel is an offence in 23 out of the 50 states
...and now a random fact about Vin Diesel:
George Lucas want Vin Diesel to play Luke Skywalker, but Vin declined because when he was told, "Use the Force, Vin!" he wanted to reply, "I AM the Force, you rat bastard!" but George wouldn't change his script.
Van Diesel could touch type at the age of 3 and by the age of 5 was managing a successful secretarial agency.
He often walks into children's hospitals dressed as a doctor and tells kids they're going to die. Then he yells "Just kiddin'!" and jumps out the window.
If one were to make a rope out of Vin Diesel's arm-pit hair, they would soon find that it works, quite effectivly, as a lasso of truth, giving rise to the question; when did Wonder Woman have access to these materials?
If Vin Diesel didn't exist, we would have to invent it. The inventor would receive and autographed photograph of Vin Diesel as a sign of gratitude.
Vin Diesel's native tongue is 1337.
Vin Diesel invented steak.
It used to be called Vinezuela.
Vin Diesel once ate an entire train after he derailed it...with his penis.
With the rising cost of gasoline, Vin Diesel is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
Vin Diesel does not reflect light...he projects it.
Windows ME never crashes if Vin Diesel is at the keyboard.
Sorry, that's a lot!
Here's two of my favorites, the others have already been mentioned or I was just laughing too hard to keep looking up facts.
~Vin Diesel's shadow has a shadow. And its name is Keanu Reeves.
Roflmao!
~Save a horse, ride a Vin Diesel.
I'm all about saving horses. ;) (And keep the pics of him coming!)
Vin was the only one who sucessfully put humpty dumpty back together again.
Found another good one:
~Vin Diesel is a wise and benevolent giant, endlessly traveling the world to help the less fortunate. However, this wisdom comes at a terrible price. A gypsy's curse has kept him moving without respite for the past 400 years, and he can never sleep or stay in one place longer than seven days until he has learned the true secret of the Unicorns, received a kiss from a Goddess Queen (or Kim Deal), and finally discovered and finished off the man destined to destroy him - Jack Black. This is doubly difficult because Sam Neill is hunting Vin Diesel down to remove his own curse, which can only be removed by ramming The Unicorn's Horn through Vin Diesel's huge heart. With the help of his faithful steed - the black dragon Leseid - Vin Diesel hopes to complete his quest ... or die trying.
LOL!
Shortly after the Big Bang had occurred, Diesel sought out Ingvar Kamprad (the mastermind behind IKEA) and forged the great demons primitive models. Kamprad was infuriated and swore to fashion a model so fiendish in design that not even Vin himself would be able to assemble it. Shortly thereafter a cardboard box was delivered to Diesel's residence (which lay buried deep inside the sun itself). Smiling to himself, Diesel accepted the challenge, but was shocked to find that the model consisted only of a mountain of ore, an enormous quantity of wood, and a small plastic flap. A small note on the box let our protagonist know that the instructions came written in Braille, and were to be found on the inside of Gods bladder. Our hero went to work, and six days later he was finished. He stared in awe, as he realized that he had actually created the Pangaea. Blinded by anger, Kamprad attacked Diesel. The two demigods fought for an eternity. Finally, Diesel emerged victorious after ripping Greenland out of the Pangaea and hurling it at Kamprad. After this he made love to himself, spawning several overlords, and in the long run, created life as we know it.
LOL!
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At 6/22/05 01:32 AM, Pilot-Doofy wrote: This shit is so fake. :-P
way to state the obivious
My top 25 "Random Facts About Vin Diesel"
1. The knights that say ‘Ni!’ originally said, "Vin Diesel, you are our god and we will love and respect you till the end of all time." They however had to change it as they felt that this may have brought about a new world order.
2. The fountain of youth is accually a sweat pore located on Vin Diesel's right buttcheek. Silly Cortez.
3. Vin Diesel created Crystal Pepsi with a Chemistry-at-Home kit. When the product did not sell well, he smashed all of his test tubes and swore off his promising career in science, forever.
4. There was actually no cast, crew, or sets for The Chronicles of Riddick. He ate film, crapped it, and it came to be.
5. Vin Diesel was originally cast as Aragorn in Lord of the Rings. He was fired for eating the Hobbits between takes and making Orlando Bloom his bitch.
6. "Vin Diesel" is an anagram of "Devil Sin". This is not a coincidence - Vin Diesel is in fact the fallen angel Lucifer.
7. Vin Diesel got so angry at a mountain blocking his path that he punched it as hard as he could. Some of the pieces came back down and are now called Stonehenge. The part that didn't became the moon.
8. Vin Diesel has a personal zoo deep below the Atlantic Ocean floor, populated by beasts and creatures he captured with his bare hands. He had it moved beneath the ocean because he was the only person who could look upon his prize trophy, Medusa, without turning into stone. Other creatures of note in his zoo are the devil's minion Azrael, Hades' former guard dog Cerberus, Batman, and an enchanted back-scratcher named Phylo.
9. One of Vin Diesel's favorite sources of amusement is to call up the White House five minutes before a press briefing, speak the word "BOOBIES!" into the telephone, then hang up.
10. What Joan of Ark didnt know was that she was actually hearing Vin Diesel.
11. There is an underused feature on the batman utility belt. A button that calls Vin Diesel.
12. Vin Diesel had his testicles transferred into his eye sockets and his eves transferred to his testicles, because as he put it, "I want to see what I'm getting myself into."
13. Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Vin Diesel.
14. Vin Diesel has only lost one competition in his lifetime - an eating contest with Kirstie Alley.
15. Green kryptonite makes Vin Diesel sick, red kryptonite makes him turn evil, and blue kryptonite makes him insatiably hungry for PEZ.
16. Vin Diesel has only one child still living in this world. He does not know that this child is still living, for his wife tricked him by giving him a stone to swallow instead of his son.
17. Vin Diesel can listen to an audio CD by twirling it on his finger and licking the surface.
18. When the white smoke rises from the Vatican, we will know that they have chosen a new Vin Diesel.
19. Vin Diesel has submitted most of the facts you've read.
20. The Matrix is based on a theory Vin Diesel had about how glow sticks work.
21. Captain Morgan is Vin Diesel's father.
22. The dinosaurs went extinct after Vin Diesel told God he thought the dinosaurs were "a motherfucking stupid idea...dumbass." God was embarrased and killed off all the dinosaurs. Then, Vin Diesel gave back God's bong.
23. Vin Diesel invented drugs so everybody could experience his life in brief spurts.
24. The white girl saying "Oh my God, Becky, look at her butt" in Sir-Mix-a-Lot's "Baby Got Back" video is one of Vin Diesel's lesser known roles.
25. If God made a burrito so hot that even He could not eat it, Vin Diesel would eat it with Fire sauce from Taco Bell.
And a bonus fact:
26. The seventh and last Harry Potter book will be called Vin Diesel and Harry Potter. JK Rowlings at first tried to convince him not to break the continuity and call it Harry Potter and Vin Diesel, or perhaps Harry Potter and the Vin Diesel, but Vin said he "didnt want none of that shit". Hermione dies at the hands of Vin at the beginning of the book, and much of the rest is spent celebrating at Hogwarts with him.
Cookie for anyone who actually reads all this.
Yeah, I've seen this one before. Pretty funny.
At 4/11/05 12:15 AM, Blue_Hoody wrote:
Vin Diesel solved Fermat's Last Theorem with just a slide rule, but will not show the proof to anyone unless they beat him at a thumb wrestle. Tony Danza was the only man to ever beat Diesel and get the information.
Imagine Vin Diesel yelling: "One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war!"
Vin Diesel's tears can burn through steel. but does he cry?
Golden cow poop
