I just submitted one about him fighting Tony danza over who would be called the big cheese. when Danza lost he cried so Vin said he could be the boss.
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Random Vin Diesel Facts
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Bruce Campbell is the only being in our dimension capable of killing Vin Diesel, but the vacuum left by his absence would collapse the universe. To this day, the actors refuse to be wthin a thousand miles of eachother's presence.
Meh....I can believe it.
I'm not conceited...I'm convinced.
Also, I like to use ellipses.......a lot...
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At 4/11/05 02:38 AM, GreenLanturn wrote: Bruce Campbell is the only being in our dimension capable of killing Vin Diesel, but the vacuum left by his absence would collapse the universe. To this day, the actors refuse to be wthin a thousand miles of eachother's presence.
Meh....I can believe it.
Me too, I think that the two are the only beings in the Universe capable of level 7 awesomeness, and here's nother:
I once sw Vin Diesel buying a cool hip flask, I then couldn't move a single muscle in my body for 37 hours, i was lucky though, some die simply by being in his presence.
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Vin Diesel is like Hulk Hogan, absolutely horrible in every action movie he ever stars in but then when they puts out a comedy (Diesel: Pacifier, Hogan: Mr. Nanny), something happens where people think they are a accomplished actor.
lol, bullshit. He's scary, but not that scary again : If Vin Diesel were to stare directly at the sun, the sun would get scared and go to a different part of the galaxy.
ffs. that is all.
Minds shall break and bring a bright sky.
Consider it bookmarked.
I sent in my own :
If Vin Diesel were ever to have a child with a pure virgin maiden, it would resemble both Christ and Christopher Lee.
FUCK
His ears are artificially synthesized out of bread crumbs, which is why ducks find them so delicious.
hahaha
Minds shall break and bring a bright sky.
Seriously, my cheeks are hurting laughing from all these facts about Vin Diesel.
Vin Diesel is in fact a transexual midget who also starred in the Wizard of Oz as the little wiener munchican who always had his hands in her pokckets.
Vin Diesel's mother used to pack him TWO Lunchables
After reading an article about the Frenchman who eats bicycles and household appliances in a children's "fun facts" book, Vin threw the book to the ground, screamed "That fucking pussy ain't worth shit," and proceeded to eat everything in his mansion, including (but not limited to: ) two Porsches, a Ducati motorcycle, a 60" plasma screen TV, four maids (two Puerto Rican, one caucasian, and one Chinese,) half a stick of butter, and a box full of broken glass. He then ate the house itself, "for good measure." This all occured over a three-day period last July.
The last one is my favourite.
*grabs dick*
Vin Diesel is on a personal vendetta against the film 'Powder', absolutely positive that the albino character in the movie ate his dragon.
Vin Diesel's tears can burn through steel.
Vin Diesel can actually bend over backwards
Only about a thousanth of Vin Diesel's mass is expressed in the three dimensions we can perceive.
Vin Diesel is actually a psychological defect in the brains of every human being on the planet and does not actually exist
At the time of his birth, Vin Diesel was the 10,543rd most popular name for white males in the world. He has since hunted down and eaten everyone who shares his name, leaving only himself
Sorry, one more. This was too good to pass up
Vin Diesel created time, then subsequently traveled back in time using a modified Delorian with a flux capacitor. Vin Diesel then punched Michael J Fox so hard that he ceased to exist.
At 4/11/05 11:22 AM, DroopyA wrote: Sorry, one more. This was too good to pass up
Vin Diesel created time, then subsequently traveled back in time using a modified Delorian with a flux capacitor. Vin Diesel then punched Michael J Fox so hard that he ceased to exist.
Yeah, that one's great, but here's one of my new favorites:
David Bowie's "Ziggy Stardust" alterego was actually based on someone Vin Diesel punched to death.
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Vin Diesel created Mario with the help of Tom Hanks and Einstein
Not only can Vin Diesel comprehend the concept of infinity, he can write it as a multiple of pi
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I just made this one up and submitted it:
Vin Diesel has a blood type shared only by two other people: God and Saddam Hussein. That blood type? School glue.
At 4/11/05 12:16 AM, Miikro wrote: Vin Diesel created a speed run video for Donkey Kong Country 2, but it was removed from archive.org after it was rumored that he used savestates.Vin Diesel is broadcasting an IP address.
i just realized that doesnt make sense to normal ppl. the talkin about tony danza and thumnb wrestling made more sense than u
heres one VIN DIESEL IS GOD with a 6-pack
check this vin deasel out BUST A MOVE
rawr
When not acting, Vin Diesel follows his true passion: directing Bollywood musicals. He has directed 238 to date and is highly respected for his lilting tenor voice that can be heard many times in these movies.
Haha these are awesome!
Vin Diesel likes to compare himself to a little beetle. 'I am less shiny than you, beetle. But I am much bigger.'
Vin Diesel has an unspoken, telepathic bond with both Cuban dictator Fidel Castro and Wheel of Fortune host Pat Sajak.
It is believed by most that Vin Diesel does not feel the need to eat, but does so out of habit. His favourite dishes include the despair of the innocent, the last breath of the dying, and spaghetti bolognaise.
The movie The Chronicles of Riddick is actually a heavily altered version of a piece of Megaman X3 fanfiction Vin Diesel wrote called "Mavericks On Tour," in which the eight bosses from the game formed a rock band and played around the world. The character of Riddick is based on Crush Crawfish.
Vin Diesel once used Gary Coleman as a hand puppet. Coleman said the experience changed his life and led him to give up smoking.
Vin Diesel's right arm can swing in a complete circle in less than 1/2000 of a second, sending paintballs off at over 4500 feet per second.
Vin Diesel tried out to be a member of the Backstreet Boys. When it was discovered that his voice was tantamount to that of Lucifer Morningstar, God's chosen musician, Lucifer was banished to hell while Vin Diesel was given his next task: To star in The Pacifier.
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this are the ones i sent so dont bother stealing them!
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Vin diesel is known to do a fatality at the end of his dance routines
Rumor says Vin diesel got frustrated playing Pac-man and ate the arcade
Vind diesel can grow a limb when the original is lost as a defense mechanism
Vin diesel goes around skateparks looking for emo kids giving them a ".50 aspirin" for their problems
For every action there's a Vin Diesel waiting to counter it with high caliber weapons
When having fits as a kid he killed his parents everytime, just to bring them back to life apologizing for his sillyness
Vin Diesel can feely walk around your house whithout you noticing....it's a ninja thing
At 5/28/05 05:22 PM, Pink_Doom wrote: this are the ones i sent so dont bother stealing them!
*cough* bedn *couch*
those are mine! >:( you will feel Vin diesel's wrath for copy-pasting facts, i e-mailed them before showing them to you >:)
The voice of Vin Diesel stimulates brain activity in infants, making them better at math.
What a load of crap! but still funny!
Vin Diesel is the only person who has witnessed the beginning of the universe. This experience would form the basis for his character in "Knockaround Guys
wow.
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For Vin Diesel so loved the world, he gave us God
what how does that nake sense???
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FUNNIEST....FACT....EVER!
Vin Diesel lives inside the briefcase of Marsellus Wallace, and emits a golden glow when he sleeps.
Vin Diesel has been the writer for Wheel of Fortune for 32 years.
What?
heh. i could spend all day learnin about that bald SOB.
well. I just pissed my pants. And I'm going out later....
Vin Diesel's favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle is Donatello. He thinks Michelangelo is a little bitch.
A 15 minute rap battle between Diesel's character and Adolf Hitler was cut before the final release of Saving Private Ryan.
wtf????????
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