A bullied child receives a visit from her future self who consoles her that everything will be alright. Sneakily, the child steals the time machine and her bullies and teachers are wiped out of existence.
A child curled in a corner of his dark closet around a belly cramping from hunger and bruises and the earlier tension of waiting for his mom to get bored of calling him a freak, lifted his head toward a stranger who was crawling into the closet.
"I was you— I'm you from the future;" the new arrival whispered as they curled around the child, "but it was too hard trying to make things better— having to trust people who offered to help and to make decisions and be a responsibe adult with working and cleaning and completing forms and talking and thinking about mote than the present— because "it gets better" only if you're lucky enough to get to try so hard again and again for a future you can make different than the past— and that's why... that's why, little me, I will replace your spirit... and take your place...."
I was just playing Genshin Impact, just chilling out.
I never knew that someone would spawn an entity called “police” irl.
One day, little Billy walked down the sidewalk to the gas station to get his mother her weekly gallon of frozen expired milk when he stepped on a crack. He didn’t care about it until he came back to the house and found out his mom just got spinal arrest.
KEVIN SEES U LOW
Oh fuck, it's the sentence thief.
pettanko rights activist
yo, like, look at my wizards, my dudebrah, they could be cool or something iunno
Today an official-looking envelope arrived in my mailbox... I turned it over & the sender's address started with "Internal Revenue Service".
Pen pusher, brush dragger, wood butcher & usual suspect.
You can check out my stuff in the folders here if you're bored at work.
At 6/17/25 07:31 PM, ShadenLines wrote:Today an official-looking envelope arrived in my mailbox... I turned it over & the sender's address started with "Internal Revenue Service".
This is fucking unrealistic.
The IRS doesn't send letters, dumdum. They call you over the phone from an unknown number, and an Indian man tells you to buy a bunch of Walmart gift cards. Smh my head, you're spreading misinformation like a foul marmalade on toast.
At 6/17/25 08:17 PM, EctoSludge wrote:At 6/17/25 07:31 PM, ShadenLines wrote:Today an official-looking envelope arrived in my mailbox... I turned it over & the sender's address started with "Internal Revenue Service".This is fucking unrealistic.
The IRS doesn't send letters, dumdum. They call you over the phone from an unknown number, and an Indian man tells you to buy a bunch of Walmart gift cards. Smh my head, you're spreading misinformation like a foul marmalade on toast.
Really...then I take it you've paid an awful lot in taxes in the last few years.
I'll also presume you've given your checking account # to a Nigerian prince or two, who wanted you to hold onto their fortunes for them. 😏
Pen pusher, brush dragger, wood butcher & usual suspect.
You can check out my stuff in the folders here if you're bored at work.
At 4/21/25 04:21 PM, Dealzn1 wrote:One time I was with Gary. Gary did some evil things.
That's right...'cuz I'm Gary.
Pen pusher, brush dragger, wood butcher & usual suspect.
You can check out my stuff in the folders here if you're bored at work.
At 6/18/25 12:18 PM, ShadenLines wrote:At 6/17/25 08:17 PM, EctoSludge wrote:At 6/17/25 07:31 PM, ShadenLines wrote:Today an official-looking envelope arrived in my mailbox... I turned it over & the sender's address started with "Internal Revenue Service".This is fucking unrealistic.
The IRS doesn't send letters, dumdum. They call you over the phone from an unknown number, and an Indian man tells you to buy a bunch of Walmart gift cards. Smh my head, you're spreading misinformation like a foul marmalade on toast.
Really...then I take it you've paid an awful lot in taxes in the last few years.
I'll also presume you've given your checking account # to a Nigerian prince or two, who wanted you to hold onto their fortunes for them. 😏
You bet your brown asshole I have
One day, an iPad kid wished Skibidi Toilet was real.
His decapitated head turned up in a nearby bathroom a week later.
At 6/19/25 10:46 AM, BlueMonday1984 wrote:One day, an iPad kid wished Skibidi Toilet was real.
His decapitated head turned up in a nearby bathroom a week later.
The head would turn the toilet into it's body, and go on a rampage. It got to the point where it bites iPad kids, and they get turned into Skibidi, and almost none resisted since they wanted to be toilets, and everyone else ran.
At 3/19/25 07:14 PM, EctoSludge wrote:Some weenie on the art forum crinkled his britches over my post being too Reddit-esque, so I'm doubling down because it's funny. Write some shitty two-sentence horror. I'll participate with my own.
A lady at a store tried on some shoes that were moist on the inside. When she pulled them off, she realized they were actually mouths, sucking the jelly out from between her toes
Deep within the mist of the forest noises could be heard, the echo could be listened to from the other side of the forest. As hesitantly went to investigate , gun in hand I walked up to the site just to see Bowser and Peach taking it to poundtown
I placed my Jello desert down on the table.
I then got some whipped cream after I gave the Jello some of my own.
