Some weenie on the art forum crinkled his britches over my post being too Reddit-esque, so I'm doubling down because it's funny. Write some shitty two-sentence horror. I'll participate with my own.
A lady at a store tried on some shoes that were moist on the inside. When she pulled them off, she realized they were actually mouths, sucking the jelly out from between her toes.
The last man on Earth was in his room, all alone while watching Super Hornio Brothers for the first time. Suddenly he realized that he forgotten to drink his own piss while driving home.
At 3/20/25 12:57 PM, FalenDemo5 wrote:The last man on Earth was in his room, all alone while watching Super Hornio Brothers for the first time. Suddenly he realized that he forgotten to drink his own piss while driving home.
Oooh that did me an big scare, friendo. Made me poop doodoo in my pantaloons. Have some of my epic narwhal bacon.
Kathy, the work from home HR rep, was on a roll with the latest round of layoffs but her next victim wasn't joining the Zoom meeting.
When she tried his phone she heard an unfamiliar ring tone directly behind her.
At 3/20/25 08:17 PM, Surn wrote:Kathy, the work from home HR rep, was on a roll with the latest round of layoffs but her next victim wasn't joining the Zoom meeting.
When she tried his phone she heard an unfamiliar ring tone directly behind her.
Turns out it was the ringtone of the plumber she hired to work on her toilet after she clogged it with her rotted, fleshy blood jellyfish of a miscarriage.
At 3/20/25 09:12 PM, EctoSludge wrote:At 3/20/25 08:17 PM, Surn wrote:Kathy, the work from home HR rep, was on a roll with the latest round of layoffs but her next victim wasn't joining the Zoom meeting.Turns out it was the ringtone of the plumber she hired to work on her toilet after she clogged it with her rotted, fleshy blood jellyfish of a miscarriage.
When she tried his phone she heard an unfamiliar ring tone directly behind her.
Her miscarriage is actually a Jellyfish, and with it's tenacles reached into her, and made her in her 20s again, but with jellyfish tentacles replacing her legs, as she goes out to kill random man on the streets.
My friend went to "Go shit his whole ass".
He didn't know you couldn't live if it fell off.
-Kickbuttguy
The deranged high school student walked into the gymnasium with the stolen pistol under his coat, intent on a massacre... Until he saw his friend's 240-lb. mother in the crowd, raising an M4 rifle.
Pen pusher, brush dragger, wood butcher & usual suspect.
You can check out my stuff in the folders here if you're bored at work.
A horny teenager thinking he's home alone ,so he's watching adult movies with his bedroom's door open.
Suddenly he hear voices he can recognize asking him "what are you doing son"
After hurriedly driving home, I went to the bathroom, dropped my pants & sat down on the throne... Then all Hell broke loose.
Pen pusher, brush dragger, wood butcher & usual suspect.
You can check out my stuff in the folders here if you're bored at work.
After a rough day at work, you sat down to unwind with the new OneyPlays upload. Its title began with best of.
I was getting up early in the day, hoping that it would like any other day. Unfortunately, that was not the case.
One time I was with Gary. Gary did some evil things.
Response to Let's write some shitty two-sentence horror 2025-04-23 04:05:45 (edited 2025-04-23 04:06:47)
At 4/19/25 11:29 PM, KagoDev wrote:After a rough day at work, you sat down to unwind with the new OneyPlays upload. Its title began with best of.
Even worse, it's a "COMPLETE SERIES", and it consists of 2 whole episodes
At 4/21/25 04:21 PM, Dealzn1 wrote:One time I was with Gary. Gary did some evil things.
Garry? Well, let's just say.. he made a mod...
At 4/21/25 04:21 PM, Dealzn1 wrote:One time I was with Gary. Gary did some evil things.
At 4/23/25 04:06 AM, bobomb121 wrote:At 4/21/25 04:21 PM, Dealzn1 wrote:One time I was with Gary. Gary did some evil things.
Garry? Well, let's just say.. he made a mod...
Bruh lol
I pick up my phone, I laugh in the comment section, but brain tells me everything is pointless. I got up and threw my phone out the window, but now I sit with nothing to laugh about.
Mom and Dad were able to somewhat calm their little boys night terrors... Until they too looked under the bed and were stricken with blood curdling fear.
I was taking a peaceful walk down the street. Little did I know...
I was taking a not so peaceful walk up the street...
At 4/30/25 01:39 PM, HollowForest wrote:I was taking a peaceful walk down the street. Little did I know...
I was taking a not so peaceful walk up the street...
Your Friday starts off like every other day of your life, until you get to work...when suddenly there's a glitch. In everything you see & hear--which then disappear.
Pen pusher, brush dragger, wood butcher & usual suspect.
You can check out my stuff in the folders here if you're bored at work.
I sat down on my balls. I felt nothing
Response to Let's write some shitty two-sentence horror 2025-05-06 03:12:25 (edited 2025-05-06 03:12:43)
When I taking a huge shit. I realized... That Jonathan Joestar's pee pee... Is now my pee pee...
It was evening at the summer camp. The girls' cabin was full of the usual noise when the front door opened & the female teenagers heard "giggity giggity!"
Pen pusher, brush dragger, wood butcher & usual suspect.
You can check out my stuff in the folders here if you're bored at work.
In the backseat of a car, my parents are apparently taking to "A Place named Rodrick that has Rules". We arrived and got off to find out that the place having rules was the draw, and all of them we directed right at me, claiming that I am not allowed to do anything, even breath!
A tiny BLU bitch ( Engineer ) entered in the RED spawn room to hide from zombies during an apocalypse. When he crouched in a corner, Painis Cupcake crawled toward the small fatso & licked his face before swallowing him whole.
I draw buff TF2 mercs & painful stuff. Beware.
Response to Let's write some shitty two-sentence horror 2025-05-17 15:35:15 (edited 2025-05-17 15:36:04)
When I woke up and went to my computer to press the power button. It didn’t turn on.
A boy steps on ants without hesitation. The next day, the by comes home to see his house and family frozen in metal that has dried from molten and hardened.
Quinnfinity NG
A boy was playing a grand game about robbing houses, but then he heard knocking.
The person who answered the door was, and say it with me now, a bird who was pecking, and pooped on the entrance carpet.
The ball is in the wall, fetch
