At 12/20/24 04:40 PM, DeaghlanNG wrote:I reached in and took out one of the delicious 'meat burgers' as the Shadowy Man so called them. After consuming just one burger, my vision started to become blurry and I could feel the darkness enveloping my conciousness. Was this death? Am I... going to die?

At 12/20/24 09:42 PM, Ranger2 wrote:

At 12/20/24 04:40 PM, DeaghlanNG wrote:I reached in and took out one of the delicious 'meat burgers' as the Shadowy Man so called them. After consuming just one burger, my vision started to become blurry and I could feel the darkness enveloping my conciousness. Was this death? Am I... going to die?

As I gradually came to, I came to the sudden realization that my legs had been replaced with a tail, and I was now a mermaid!

At 12/21/24 02:22 PM, DeaghlanNG wrote:

At 12/20/24 09:42 PM, Ranger2 wrote:

At 12/20/24 04:40 PM, DeaghlanNG wrote:I reached in and took out one of the delicious 'meat burgers' as the Shadowy Man so called them. After consuming just one burger, my vision started to become blurry and I could feel the darkness enveloping my conciousness. Was this death? Am I... going to die?

As I gradually came to, I came to the sudden realization that my legs had been replaced with a tail, and I was now a mermaid!

Optimistically, I smiled thinking of all the interesting things I could accomplish in my new life as a mermaid. But my optimism was short sighted, for when I tried to move I realised the worst outcome had befallen me. I was mounted to a wall ornament, and when I tried to scream all that would come out was:

At 12/21/24 02:27 PM, Swordser15 wrote:

At 12/21/24 02:22 PM, DeaghlanNG wrote:

At 12/20/24 09:42 PM, Ranger2 wrote:

At 12/20/24 04:40 PM, DeaghlanNG wrote:I reached in and took out one of the delicious 'meat burgers' as the Shadowy Man so called them. After consuming just one burger, my vision started to become blurry and I could feel the darkness enveloping my conciousness. Was this death? Am I... going to die?

As I gradually came to, I came to the sudden realization that my legs had been replaced with a tail, and I was now a mermaid!

Optimistically, I smiled thinking of all the interesting things I could accomplish in my new life as a mermaid. But my optimism was short sighted, for when I tried to move I realised the worst outcome had befallen me. I was mounted to a wall ornament, and when I tried to scream all that would come out was:

I was however, able to get out only once he decided to take me to a Las Vegas Show in a bidding contest, where a witch won me on auction, and decided to use magic to turn me back.

At 12/22/24 09:34 PM, DeaghlanNG wrote:

At 12/21/24 02:27 PM, Swordser15 wrote:

At 12/21/24 02:22 PM, DeaghlanNG wrote:

At 12/20/24 09:42 PM, Ranger2 wrote:

At 12/20/24 04:40 PM, DeaghlanNG wrote:I reached in and took out one of the delicious 'meat burgers' as the Shadowy Man so called them. After consuming just one burger, my vision started to become blurry and I could feel the darkness enveloping my conciousness. Was this death? Am I... going to die?

As I gradually came to, I came to the sudden realization that my legs had been replaced with a tail, and I was now a mermaid!

Optimistically, I smiled thinking of all the interesting things I could accomplish in my new life as a mermaid. But my optimism was short sighted, for when I tried to move I realised the worst outcome had befallen me. I was mounted to a wall ornament, and when I tried to scream all that would come out was:

I was however, able to get out only once he decided to take me to a Las Vegas Show in a bidding contest, where a witch won me on auction, and decided to use magic to turn me back.

I said to that witch, I said "damn honey, I would like to get with that. as in I would like to get all up in that big, green ass in a sexual way if you are understanding me correctly" and she smiled. I took out a cheque for 16000 CAD and told her to buy herself some nice fungal nail removal treatment because I was gonna FUCK that gnarly green lady after we had some subway sandwiches from subway. subway eat fresh. this post was sponsored by subway brand subway sandwiches. vote mitt romney

At 12/24/24 01:28 PM, MalikZee wrote:

At 12/19/24 10:05 PM, Ostan5000 wrote:

At 12/19/24 07:13 PM, Elmi103 wrote:

At 12/19/24 07:04 PM, Robertthebitch2 wrote:

At 12/19/24 05:16 PM, BlakeTakesTheCake wrote:

At 12/19/24 04:41 PM, art-dude wrote:They were looking for a legendary talisman with the power to temporarily turn one's disabilities into random corresponding superpowers whenever the person touches it.

They found that the legendary talisman, but it vaporized before their very eyes. But then! The dust blew out of the window! The protagonists had no clue what to do now.

One of the main protagonist's suggested to go to their nearest arbys, to cope with their failure of not succeeding in their mission

So the protagonists set off to order double beef 'N cheddar sandwiches from arbys!

When they made it to the Arby's, they realized they couldn't enter the building because they were too tall, so then they tried the drive thru speaker, but we're troubled once again by the realization that they couldn't talk. "Well shit! How are we gonna order food if we can't talk!" said one of the trees, and they sat there in great disappointment not knowing what to do.

And then the Shadowy Man looked down upon them with a wide grin.

The shadow man says to himself "well, it's been almost a week since they attempted my little game, time to up the stakes." The shadowy man raises his arms, makes a gesture of magical proportions, and then laughs. "I'm bored and I need entertainment, go my menions and cause these deaf trees some chaos!"

At 12/24/24 01:37 PM, Hydweebers wrote:

At 12/24/24 01:28 PM, MalikZee wrote:

At 12/19/24 10:05 PM, Ostan5000 wrote:

At 12/19/24 07:13 PM, Elmi103 wrote:

At 12/19/24 07:04 PM, Robertthebitch2 wrote:

At 12/19/24 05:16 PM, BlakeTakesTheCake wrote:

At 12/19/24 04:41 PM, art-dude wrote:They were looking for a legendary talisman with the power to temporarily turn one's disabilities into random corresponding superpowers whenever the person touches it.

They found that the legendary talisman, but it vaporized before their very eyes. But then! The dust blew out of the window! The protagonists had no clue what to do now.

One of the main protagonist's suggested to go to their nearest arbys, to cope with their failure of not succeeding in their mission

So the protagonists set off to order double beef 'N cheddar sandwiches from arbys!

When they made it to the Arby's, they realized they couldn't enter the building because they were too tall, so then they tried the drive thru speaker, but we're troubled once again by the realization that they couldn't talk. "Well shit! How are we gonna order food if we can't talk!" said one of the trees, and they sat there in great disappointment not knowing what to do.

And then the Shadowy Man looked down upon them with a wide grin.

The shadow man says to himself "well, it's been almost a week since they attempted my little game, time to up the stakes." The shadowy man raises his arms, makes a gesture of magical proportions, and then laughs. "I'm bored and I need entertainment, go my menions and cause these deaf trees some chaos!"

The floodgates open and out came thousands of scurrying miniature shadow men

At 12/27/24 12:16 PM, Hydweebers wrote:

At 12/24/24 01:37 PM, Hydweebers wrote:

At 12/24/24 01:28 PM, MalikZee wrote:

At 12/19/24 10:05 PM, Ostan5000 wrote:

At 12/19/24 07:13 PM, Elmi103 wrote:

At 12/19/24 07:04 PM, Robertthebitch2 wrote:

At 12/19/24 05:16 PM, BlakeTakesTheCake wrote:

At 12/19/24 04:41 PM, art-dude wrote:They were looking for a legendary talisman with the power to temporarily turn one's disabilities into random corresponding superpowers whenever the person touches it.

They found that the legendary talisman, but it vaporized before their very eyes. But then! The dust blew out of the window! The protagonists had no clue what to do now.

One of the main protagonist's suggested to go to their nearest arbys, to cope with their failure of not succeeding in their mission

So the protagonists set off to order double beef 'N cheddar sandwiches from arbys!

When they made it to the Arby's, they realized they couldn't enter the building because they were too tall, so then they tried the drive thru speaker, but we're troubled once again by the realization that they couldn't talk. "Well shit! How are we gonna order food if we can't talk!" said one of the trees, and they sat there in great disappointment not knowing what to do.

And then the Shadowy Man looked down upon them with a wide grin.

The shadow man says to himself "well, it's been almost a week since they attempted my little game, time to up the stakes." The shadowy man raises his arms, makes a gesture of magical proportions, and then laughs. "I'm bored and I need entertainment, go my menions and cause these deaf trees some chaos!"

The floodgates open and out came thousands of scurrying miniature shadow men

And all the tiny shadow men had bomb vests on and everything blew up the end

At 12/29/24 03:47 AM, killerjoestar wrote:

At 12/27/24 12:16 PM, Hydweebers wrote:

At 12/24/24 01:37 PM, Hydweebers wrote:

At 12/24/24 01:28 PM, MalikZee wrote:

At 12/19/24 10:05 PM, Ostan5000 wrote:

At 12/19/24 07:13 PM, Elmi103 wrote:

At 12/19/24 07:04 PM, Robertthebitch2 wrote:

At 12/19/24 05:16 PM, BlakeTakesTheCake wrote:

At 12/19/24 04:41 PM, art-dude wrote:They were looking for a legendary talisman with the power to temporarily turn one's disabilities into random corresponding superpowers whenever the person touches it.

They found that the legendary talisman, but it vaporized before their very eyes. But then! The dust blew out of the window! The protagonists had no clue what to do now.

One of the main protagonist's suggested to go to their nearest arbys, to cope with their failure of not succeeding in their mission

So the protagonists set off to order double beef 'N cheddar sandwiches from arbys!

When they made it to the Arby's, they realized they couldn't enter the building because they were too tall, so then they tried the drive thru speaker, but we're troubled once again by the realization that they couldn't talk. "Well shit! How are we gonna order food if we can't talk!" said one of the trees, and they sat there in great disappointment not knowing what to do.

And then the Shadowy Man looked down upon them with a wide grin.

The shadow man says to himself "well, it's been almost a week since they attempted my little game, time to up the stakes." The shadowy man raises his arms, makes a gesture of magical proportions, and then laughs. "I'm bored and I need entertainment, go my menions and cause these deaf trees some chaos!"

The floodgates open and out came thousands of scurrying miniature shadow men

And all the tiny shadow men had bomb vests on and everything blew up the end

Penned the Shadowy Man, who looked at what he wrote down on the manuscript of the experience in complete and utter joy.

At 1/31/25 06:00 PM, art-dude wrote:As everyone celebrated, the man from earlier revealed himself to simultaneously be the current avatar who can bend all four elements, the sixteenth doctor, and the current incarnation of Professor Ozpin, all of whom happened to be him.