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This thread is a story everyone can participate in. Each reply (no double posting please) will contain a sentence (a grammatically correct one), the reply after that will add the next sentence to the story, and so on, creating a whole story.
I'll start.
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The new bell in the clock tower struck twelve, everyone covering their ears in terror at how loud the bell was.
As the people heard the bell, their eardrums blasted and destroyed for good deafening the whole town, as a shadowy man beside the bell smirked.
The man seemed unfazed by this cacophony, and it is to be expected, because he is born deaf!
"The time as come for the hunt for the golden ear to begin, the one who will claim this ancient relic will be able to face a metal concert at the first row!"
Said the man, who was met with no response as the rest of the town was now deaf.
For a moment he quickly realised his mistake, "shit, hang on".
ich mag katzen
Mr. Shit hanged on until his arms couldn't hold his own weight anymore.
Click him
Then, Mr. Shit fell down and cracked like a pancake.
Ignoring Mr. Shit on the ground, the shadowy man collected a whiteboard and marker from hammerspace and wrote down how the people would have to go looking for the Golden Ear"
The Shadowy Man scribed that to retrieve the Golden Ear: they would traverse through The Forest of Fright, The Seas of Sorrow, and a Apple store two blocks from the Wendy's.
Don't forget to brush your hands and wash your teeth!
Then a random ass NPC guy jumped into a cliff of all the pressure
Cool, wild and Groovy beat.
At 12/14/24 06:28 PM, BlueKnightSkeleton wrote:Then a random ass NPC guy jumped into a cliff of all the pressure
"Imma smash you" said random ass NPC guy before making a decent off the cliff
Fuck
At 12/14/24 07:49 PM, MayaLaCookie wrote:At 12/14/24 06:28 PM, BlueKnightSkeleton wrote:Then a random ass NPC guy jumped into a cliff of all the pressure
"Imma smash you" said random ass NPC guy before making a decent off the cliff
The NPC guy spontaneously combusts, as he reaches the ground.
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At 12/15/24 12:02 AM, name wrote:At 12/14/24 07:49 PM, MayaLaCookie wrote:At 12/14/24 06:28 PM, BlueKnightSkeleton wrote:Then a random ass NPC guy jumped into a cliff of all the pressure
"Imma smash you" said random ass NPC guy before making a decent off the cliff
The NPC guy spontaneously combusts, as he reaches the ground.
"You bitch." - said the NPC as he has hit the ground, while his head is only speaking like in those old ass cartoons.
At 12/15/24 04:42 AM, ArdiPVEH wrote:At 12/15/24 12:02 AM, name wrote:At 12/14/24 07:49 PM, MayaLaCookie wrote:At 12/14/24 06:28 PM, BlueKnightSkeleton wrote:Then a random ass NPC guy jumped into a cliff of all the pressure
"Imma smash you" said random ass NPC guy before making a decent off the cliff
The NPC guy spontaneously combusts, as he reaches the ground.
"You bitch." - said the NPC as he has hit the ground, while his head is only speaking like in those old ass cartoons.
The rest of the people set off for the seas of sorrow, forest of fright and apple store, only to realise that none of those places exist.
The rest of the people set off for the seas of sorrow, forest of fright and apple store, only to realise that none of those places exist.
They then began to run towards a nearby walgreens
sometimes, i'll leave for like a month, then i'll come back and be all like "whooaaaa new shit"
At 12/15/24 11:18 AM, ReesesinPieces wrote:The rest of the people set off for the seas of sorrow, forest of fright and apple store, only to realise that none of those places exist.
They then began to run towards a nearby walgreens
"Oh my freaking frick!" I said to myself inside of my FUCKING mind to not say any FUCKING cuss words
and then this guy came up to me and he told me "newgrounds is a good website check it out"
At 12/15/24 01:05 PM, SuperGibaLogan wrote:and then this guy came up to me and he told me "newgrounds is a good website check it out"
I immediately returned home and spent the next several hours speedrunning the meet n fuck series, as I finally progressed past the arduous leg rubbing scene, I turned around to find the bedroom door ajar
At 12/15/24 07:44 PM, DeaghlanNG wrote:At 12/15/24 01:05 PM, SuperGibaLogan wrote:and then this guy came up to me and he told me "newgrounds is a good website check it out"
I immediately returned home and spent the next several hours speedrunning the meet n fuck series, as I finally progressed past the arduous leg rubbing scene, I turned around to find the bedroom door ajar
From there, the girl from the meetnfuck enters, naked, ready to do it for real.
At 12/16/24 01:47 AM, Anonymous-Frog wrote:At 12/15/24 07:44 PM, DeaghlanNG wrote:At 12/15/24 01:05 PM, SuperGibaLogan wrote:and then this guy came up to me and he told me "newgrounds is a good website check it out"
I immediately returned home and spent the next several hours speedrunning the meet n fuck series, as I finally progressed past the arduous leg rubbing scene, I turned around to find the bedroom door ajar
From there, the girl from the meetnfuck enters, naked, ready to do it for real.
And then a massive bell falls onto her head and oh god now there's a dead body in my bedroom.
At 12/16/24 01:50 AM, RosieUV wrote:At 12/16/24 01:47 AM, Anonymous-Frog wrote:At 12/15/24 07:44 PM, DeaghlanNG wrote:At 12/15/24 01:05 PM, SuperGibaLogan wrote:and then this guy came up to me and he told me "newgrounds is a good website check it out"
I immediately returned home and spent the next several hours speedrunning the meet n fuck series, as I finally progressed past the arduous leg rubbing scene, I turned around to find the bedroom door ajar
From there, the girl from the meetnfuck enters, naked, ready to do it for real.
And then a massive bell falls onto her head and oh god now there's a dead body in my bedroom.
Meanwhile at the archaic colossal clock tower, in the dark candle-litten cobwebbed infested chambers of that ancient church, sat the Shadowy Man.
At 12/16/24 02:29 AM, SporgyTheMenace wrote:At 12/16/24 01:50 AM, RosieUV wrote:At 12/16/24 01:47 AM, Anonymous-Frog wrote:At 12/15/24 07:44 PM, DeaghlanNG wrote:At 12/15/24 01:05 PM, SuperGibaLogan wrote:and then this guy came up to me and he told me "newgrounds is a good website check it out"
I immediately returned home and spent the next several hours speedrunning the meet n fuck series, as I finally progressed past the arduous leg rubbing scene, I turned around to find the bedroom door ajar
From there, the girl from the meetnfuck enters, naked, ready to do it for real.
And then a massive bell falls onto her head and oh god now there's a dead body in my bedroom.
Meanwhile at the archaic colossal clock tower, in the dark candle-litten cobwebbed infested chambers of that ancient church, sat the Shadowy Man.
and the Shadowy Man said: "Why the fuck did my tower have to bend that way, right over this guy's house?"
And so I decided to hire a lawyer to sue that dumbass shadow man for dropping a bell through my roof
At 12/16/24 11:28 AM, Hydweebers wrote:And so I decided to hire a lawyer to sue that dumbass shadow man for dropping a bell through my roof
suddenly, the trees started walking.
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They were looking for a legendary talisman with the power to temporarily turn one's disabilities into random corresponding superpowers whenever the person touches it.
I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.
At 12/19/24 04:41 PM, art-dude wrote:They were looking for a legendary talisman with the power to temporarily turn one's disabilities into random corresponding superpowers whenever the person touches it.
They found that the legendary talisman, but it vaporized before their very eyes. But then! The dust blew out of the window! The protagonists had no clue what to do now.
Join the Pencil 2D Collab!
At 12/19/24 05:16 PM, BlakeTakesTheCake wrote:At 12/19/24 04:41 PM, art-dude wrote:They were looking for a legendary talisman with the power to temporarily turn one's disabilities into random corresponding superpowers whenever the person touches it.
They found that the legendary talisman, but it vaporized before their very eyes. But then! The dust blew out of the window! The protagonists had no clue what to do now.
One of the main protagonist's suggested to go to their nearest arbys, to cope with their failure of not succeeding in their mission
Dear god dear god
Tinkle tinkle hoy
At 12/19/24 07:04 PM, Robertthebitch2 wrote:At 12/19/24 05:16 PM, BlakeTakesTheCake wrote:At 12/19/24 04:41 PM, art-dude wrote:They were looking for a legendary talisman with the power to temporarily turn one's disabilities into random corresponding superpowers whenever the person touches it.
They found that the legendary talisman, but it vaporized before their very eyes. But then! The dust blew out of the window! The protagonists had no clue what to do now.
One of the main protagonist's suggested to go to their nearest arbys, to cope with their failure of not succeeding in their mission
So the protagonists set off to order double beef 'N cheddar sandwiches from arbys!
At 12/19/24 07:13 PM, Elmi103 wrote:At 12/19/24 07:04 PM, Robertthebitch2 wrote:At 12/19/24 05:16 PM, BlakeTakesTheCake wrote:At 12/19/24 04:41 PM, art-dude wrote:They were looking for a legendary talisman with the power to temporarily turn one's disabilities into random corresponding superpowers whenever the person touches it.
They found that the legendary talisman, but it vaporized before their very eyes. But then! The dust blew out of the window! The protagonists had no clue what to do now.
One of the main protagonist's suggested to go to their nearest arbys, to cope with their failure of not succeeding in their mission
So the protagonists set off to order double beef 'N cheddar sandwiches from arbys!
When they made it to the Arby's, they realized they couldn't enter the building because they were too tall, so then they tried the drive thru speaker, but we're troubled once again by the realization that they couldn't talk. "Well shit! How are we gonna order food if we can't talk!" said one of the trees, and they sat there in great disappointment not knowing what to do.
And then the Shadowy Man looked down upon them with a wide grin.
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