At 8/22/24 06:48 PM, GGishere wrote:
go easy on her,,,
She will never be a real man.
Pseudo from Clash: Artifacts of Chaos. It was only a matter of time...
I've seen many comparaisons and descriptions thrown his way:
- Old hotdog that rolled behind the couch
- Looking like he once tried to eat a tree
- Like smells of some sort of cheese
- An earthworm with the scowl of Clint Eastwood. Earthworm Clint.
- On the earthworm front again: A worm that uses an orange mandrake for a body and wanted to see if it could play checkers on said body.
- A gnarly humanoid carrot with a sore, grumpy, nail-less noseless thumb for a head
- Pupils like a Maplestory Slime
- A throat like an old woman's armpit
- Male(?) Bayonetta. Reasoning: Pseudo is freakishly long-limbed, has impeccable hair, proves to be good with kids, has sass and wisdom alike, can afford to be extravagant in his Finishers, and is a masterful fighter.
- And of course, on the more dirty front: Comparing him to an elongated nipple or simply calling him a penis.
I absolutely love this guy and the game he's from.
How do we feel about my homegirl Rose from Legend of Dragoon on the PS1? (there could never be anything wrong with her) https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/legendofdragoon/images/4/4e/Rose.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20111130080245
Couldn't find a good picture of an ARAR, so try Elster instead.
At 8/24/24 05:57 AM, Fiddux wrote:
Couldn't find a good picture of an ARAR, so try Elster instead.
You know, as much praise as Signalis deserves for the story and all, her design is not unique at all. So many anime robot girls out there look pretty much the same as her.
Still a cool game, though.
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At 8/24/24 05:19 AM, WildflowerBouquette wrote:How do we feel about my homegirl Rose from Legend of Dragoon on the PS1? (there could never be anything wrong with her) https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/legendofdragoon/images/4/4e/Rose.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20111130080245
Is that a Final Fantasy character? It looks like a Final Fantasy character.
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At 8/24/24 03:52 AM, JurTheOrc wrote:Pseudo from Clash: Artifacts of Chaos. It was only a matter of time...
I've seen many comparaisons and descriptions thrown his way:
I absolutely love this guy and the game he's from.
The spray paint job doesn’t fool me, that’s just SCP-096.
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At 8/24/24 08:08 AM, Thetageist wrote:At 8/24/24 03:52 AM, JurTheOrc wrote:Pseudo from Clash: Artifacts of Chaos. It was only a matter of time...
I've seen many comparaisons and descriptions thrown his way:
I absolutely love this guy and the game he's from.
The spray paint job doesn’t fool me, that’s just SCP-096.
*cue Pseudo runnin 35 kilometers an hour at your location, doing a Mammoth Stance dropkick through your door, Goomba stomping your TV, kicking over your bed, overloading your fridge with Shadow Stance energy blasts, doing a Shoryuken in the middle of your living room, buying you a big goat which he climbs onto and axe-kicks it on the head from behind, and finally belly flopping out the window*
I think he took that personally.
At 8/22/24 10:03 AM, Thetageist wrote:Send me a favorite game character of yours and I’ll see if I can come up with a creative insult directed at them. Kinda like r/RoastMe but without all the overused sex jokes.
Here’s my example with Enki from Fear and Hunger:
Enki looks like if a vulture became human and was so happy to not be bald anymore that it decided to grow out as much hair as possible. Neither one stands up straight, that’s for sure.
Alright now, gimme some.
Do it fucker
Fuck
At 8/24/24 09:24 AM, MayaLaCookie wrote:At 8/22/24 10:03 AM, Thetageist wrote:Send me a favorite game character of yours and I’ll see if I can come up with a creative insult directed at them. Kinda like r/RoastMe but without all the overused sex jokes.
Here’s my example with Enki from Fear and Hunger:
Enki looks like if a vulture became human and was so happy to not be bald anymore that it decided to grow out as much hair as possible. Neither one stands up straight, that’s for sure.
Alright now, gimme some.
Do it fucker
Dude’s got the Harry Dubois mutton chops and the fashion sense of a steampunk pimp.
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At 8/24/24 09:26 AM, Thetageist wrote:At 8/24/24 09:24 AM, MayaLaCookie wrote:At 8/22/24 10:03 AM, Thetageist wrote:Send me a favorite game character of yours and I’ll see if I can come up with a creative insult directed at them. Kinda like r/RoastMe but without all the overused sex jokes.
Here’s my example with Enki from Fear and Hunger:
Enki looks like if a vulture became human and was so happy to not be bald anymore that it decided to grow out as much hair as possible. Neither one stands up straight, that’s for sure.
Alright now, gimme some.
Do it fucker
Dude’s got the Harry Dubois mutton chops and the fashion sense of a steampunk pimp.
NEW CHALLENGER: STEAMPIMP
Putting on the pressure!
Almost wrote that as "Steempimp" and it almost sounds like a Pokémon name.
At 8/24/24 09:46 AM, JurTheOrc wrote:At 8/24/24 09:26 AM, Thetageist wrote:At 8/24/24 09:24 AM, MayaLaCookie wrote:At 8/22/24 10:03 AM, Thetageist wrote:Send me a favorite game character of yours and I’ll see if I can come up with a creative insult directed at them. Kinda like r/RoastMe but without all the overused sex jokes.
Here’s my example with Enki from Fear and Hunger:
Enki looks like if a vulture became human and was so happy to not be bald anymore that it decided to grow out as much hair as possible. Neither one stands up straight, that’s for sure.
Alright now, gimme some.
Do it fucker
Dude’s got the Harry Dubois mutton chops and the fashion sense of a steampunk pimp.
NEW CHALLENGER: STEAMPIMP
Putting on the pressure!
Almost wrote that as "Steempimp" and it almost sounds like a Pokémon name.
Steampimp is so accurate to my man Jacob LMAO
Fuck
At 8/24/24 02:56 PM, MayaLaCookie wrote:At 8/24/24 09:46 AM, JurTheOrc wrote:At 8/24/24 09:26 AM, Thetageist wrote:At 8/24/24 09:24 AM, MayaLaCookie wrote:At 8/22/24 10:03 AM, Thetageist wrote:Send me a favorite game character of yours and I’ll see if I can come up with a creative insult directed at them. Kinda like r/RoastMe but without all the overused sex jokes.
Here’s my example with Enki from Fear and Hunger:
Enki looks like if a vulture became human and was so happy to not be bald anymore that it decided to grow out as much hair as possible. Neither one stands up straight, that’s for sure.
Alright now, gimme some.
Do it fucker
Dude’s got the Harry Dubois mutton chops and the fashion sense of a steampunk pimp.
NEW CHALLENGER: STEAMPIMP
Putting on the pressure!
Almost wrote that as "Steempimp" and it almost sounds like a Pokémon name.
Steampimp is so accurate to my man Jacob LMAO
So his powers include conjuring steam wearing various articles of underwear or semblances of clothing, frightening people by sending what looks like flying lingerie at them?
Show this interplanetary hoodlum no mercy.
Have I truly become a monster?
At 8/24/24 03:28 PM, DanielIsAlive wrote:Show this interplanetary hoodlum no mercy.
Hat Kid must’ve gotten that nickname because she always wore that same hat to school every day. Seems like the type of person who’d do that, lol.
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I don't really have a favorite character, but Headdy looks cool enough.
And this completely ever forsaken character from ultimately underrated game, Mog.
At 8/24/24 04:53 PM, Murkynullvoid wrote:I don't really have a favorite character, but Headdy looks cool enough.
He looks kind of sad that his nose is overlapping his mouth somehow.
And this completely ever forsaken character from ultimately underrated game, Mog.
Haha fursuit lol
(in all seriousness that’s a pretty cute and distinctive design)
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Hehe. Have Skarlet Bunny from FNF Graffiti Groovin'. Maby try somthing other than a predicteble furry joke tho lol.
Please, do a savage roast of Lucy from Peanuts, my favourite character from my favourite franchise!
I'm excited for this one (not a favorite character btw but still roast him)
Not one of my fav characters, but still roast him please. (sorry if repeat btw I don't quite know how this works yet)
At 8/24/24 09:10 PM, t0rnadoGD wrote:Not one of my fav characters, but still roast him please. (sorry if repeat btw I don't quite know how this works yet)
Dude’s hair is taking up most of the image, sheesh.
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At 8/24/24 09:03 PM, t0rnadoGD wrote:I'm excited for this one (not a favorite character btw but still roast him)
Oh, there’s a normal picture of him. Need to leave the scarf at home, buddy, it really doesn’t go with the rest of your outfit.
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At 8/24/24 08:23 PM, Lucy-VanPelt wrote:
Please, do a savage roast of Lucy from Peanuts, my favourite character from my favourite franchise!
It’s limited to game characters since it’s in the video game forum, but there’s probably a Peanuts game out there.
One kinda has to wonder what Lucy’s home life is like, considering most of what she does is boss people around and struggle for power. Maybe the whole “take the ball away and yell at Charlie Brown for missing it” shtick is actually her just mirroring what her own parents are like. It’s kind of sad, actually.
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At 8/24/24 07:45 PM, Nebulate wrote:Hehe. Have Skarlet Bunny from FNF Graffiti Groovin'. Maby try somthing other than a predicteble furry joke tho lol.
Haha furry lol
(Her design is kinda hard for me to roast.)
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At 8/24/24 07:00 PM, PlayerPanic wrote:Insult him if you dare.
Dude already looks ready to throw hands with me, so I’m going to insult him anyway.
It really looks like he kept getting his cape caught in things and refused to learn his lesson.
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Woooo, I just discovered the signature thingie
I'm back with another roast candidate - go at him.
At 8/26/24 09:03 AM, BlueMonday1984 wrote:
I'm back with another roast candidate - go at him.
This guy like like he’s in the middle of spacing out while someone’s talking to him.
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