Pulling the pin on a fuckin' grenade with this one:
(Go ham all you want - whatever you fire off can't be worse than You Know What :P)
At 8/23/24 12:32 PM, HamsterV10 wrote:Ikaruga from Senran Kagura
All that fancy uniform stuff won’t save her from her pantyhose splitting and her hair getting in her face as soon as a sword fight gets too rough.
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At 8/23/24 12:53 PM, BlueMonday1984 wrote:Pulling the pin on a fuckin' grenade with this one:
(Go ham all you want - whatever you fire off can't be worse than You Know What :P)
I forget who this is or where he’s from, but he looks like Luke Skywalker from the sequel trilogy. By which I mean, he looks like a depressed, beer-drinking uncle, who shows up to your house unannounced at random times and makes everyone uncomfortable with his drunken ranting.
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At 8/23/24 01:21 PM, Thetageist wrote:At 8/23/24 12:53 PM, BlueMonday1984 wrote:Pulling the pin on a fuckin' grenade with this one:
(Go ham all you want - whatever you fire off can't be worse than You Know What :P)
I forget who this is or where he’s from, but he looks like Luke Skywalker from the sequel trilogy. By which I mean, he looks like a depressed, beer-drinking uncle, who shows up to your house unannounced at random times and makes everyone uncomfortable with his drunken ranting.
That was Joel MIller - I just grabbed a random image of him and sat back to watch the fireworks.
He did at least get a much more ceremonious sendoff than Skywalker, though. One that's been burned into the mind of any poor bastard who decided to experience Neil Druckmann's Enhanced Interrogation Techniques, Volume II.
(...yeah, I'm probably going to Hell)
Plz insult one of my fictional character crushes
Sephiroth from FFVII
At 8/22/24 10:03 AM, Thetageist wrote:Send me a favorite game character of yours and I’ll see if I can come up with a creative insult directed at them. Kinda like r/RoastMe but without all the overused sex jokes.
Here’s my example with Enki from Fear and Hunger:
Enki looks like if a vulture became human and was so happy to not be bald anymore that it decided to grow out as much hair as possible. Neither one stands up straight, that’s for sure.
Alright now, gimme some.
I never send you a floppa photo
At 8/23/24 02:36 PM, EvilComix17 wrote:Plz insult one of my fictional character crushes
Sephiroth from FFVII
I feel like it’s impossible to roast Sephiroth in a way he hasn’t been roasted before. He just oozes so much smug bastard energy that people can’t help but roast him every chance they get.
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Hit her. I dare you
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At 8/23/24 03:22 PM, Fiddux wrote:Hit her. I dare you.
If 1982 Tron was an anime, that’s how you’d play whatever that frisbee game is called.
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I'm back for another candidate - a Certified Flash Classic:
At 8/23/24 03:41 PM, BlueMonday1984 wrote:I'm back for another candidate - a Certified Flash Classic:
His pirate outfit looks like he got a bunch of individual costume pieces from a thrift store around Halloween. Which is, at least, very resourceful of him.
(I am following the dev here and I hope he doesn’t kill me lol)
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Joker (Ren amamiya) From Persona 5
Do your best
Kill for the sake of killing, Let there be blood! LET THERE BE GENOCIDE! (Hi Btw Did you know that I am a old NG user from 2013? Its true! Click on this link, For this is a new account of mine!)
At 8/23/24 04:16 PM, DerangedKnite wrote:
Joker (Ren amamiya) From Persona 5
Do your best
Looks more like Robin.
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Closest thing I got to a "favorite" video game character is Ryu, from Street Fighter...when I used to play those games.
Give him your best shot, sonny!
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At 8/23/24 04:28 PM, Thetageist wrote:At 8/23/24 04:16 PM, DerangedKnite wrote:
Joker (Ren amamiya) From Persona 5
Do your best
Looks more like Robin.
Literally, Think the joker belongs to someone else in persona 5 personality wise, Won't be spoiling who, But yeah he does
Kill for the sake of killing, Let there be blood! LET THERE BE GENOCIDE! (Hi Btw Did you know that I am a old NG user from 2013? Its true! Click on this link, For this is a new account of mine!)
At 8/22/24 06:40 PM, Thetageist wrote:
(Had to double check who sent this before I sent the insults, lol. I don’t want to run into yet another bozo who takes issue with me as soon as I mention the logistical issues with anime designs.)
*lol* I see you can't help but reality-test fictional characters, too. That's one reason I stopped being a big fanboy a good while back. I used to be into Batman, for example...Frank Miller made him so damn badass. His graphic novel permanently altered Batman for the better, character-wise. But.
The cape looks cool; however it would only be a liability; it would get caught in closing doors, windows, etc. at the worst possible time. Bruce Wayne's cape would also get his butt kicked in a real fight, as it would be a great handle to pull him off-balance. As would the ears/horns on his headgear in some artists' versions--any half-skilled street thug would grab one & chancery Bruce's face into hamburger the first chance he got. His batarangs wouldn't actually throw well at all in our world, where wind resistance & aerodynamics are a thing. And his belt often holds so much gear that no way could Batman climb, leap, fight, etc. with the agility he does in the comics.
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At 8/22/24 07:17 PM, Thetageist wrote:At 8/22/24 07:07 PM, BickerySebastian wrote:That's the worst insult I've ever heard. If I had to write, probably two or three ways.
A: "Oh I see why you love her, you two are both motherless."
B: "You really like them girls THIS young, huh."
C:
As a rule, I’m insulting the characters, not the people posting them (unless they give me a reason based on behavior), and especially not my friend who sent Asuka (female and underage, so not accurate to your stereotype at all). I see why people want to cancel you - you’re getting harder and harder for me to tolerate as a person, so of course they all want to be rid of you. Now quit backseat driving my thread. :)
Maybe that's why his online handle starts with "Bickery"?...
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At 8/22/24 08:18 PM, Dr-Freebase wrote:
Harvey Dent, I presume.
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At 8/23/24 04:48 PM, ShadenLines wrote:At 8/22/24 06:40 PM, Thetageist wrote:
(Had to double check who sent this before I sent the insults, lol. I don’t want to run into yet another bozo who takes issue with me as soon as I mention the logistical issues with anime designs.)
*lol* I see you can't help but reality-test fictional characters, too. That's one reason I stopped being a big fanboy a good while back. I used to be into Batman, for example...Frank Miller made him so damn badass. His graphic novel permanently altered Batman for the better, character-wise. But.
The cape looks cool; however it would only be a liability; it would get caught in closing doors, windows, etc. at the worst possible time. Bruce Wayne's cape would also get his butt kicked in a real fight, as it would be a great handle to pull him off-balance. As would the ears/horns on his headgear in some artists' versions--any half-skilled street thug would grab one & chancery Bruce's face into hamburger the first chance he got. His batarangs wouldn't actually throw well at all in our world, where wind resistance & aerodynamics are a thing. And his belt often holds so much gear that no way could Batman climb, leap, fight, etc. with the agility he does in the comics.
You would love Jess Parker on YouTube. She has a whole series of shorts where she cosplays Edna Mode and reviews superhero suits. It’s so funny, I love it.
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At 8/23/24 04:34 PM, ShadenLines wrote:Closest thing I got to a "favorite" video game character is Ryu, from Street Fighter...when I used to play those games.
Give him your best shot, sonny!
One word… Roids.
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At 8/23/24 05:06 PM, Thetageist wrote:At 8/23/24 04:34 PM, ShadenLines wrote:Closest thing I got to a "favorite" video game character is Ryu, from Street Fighter...when I used to play those games.
Give him your best shot, sonny!
One word… Roids.
*lol* Can't deny that...Street Fighter characters in general are good customers of their local steroid dealer. You know Ryu's lovin' that D-bol stack.
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I DARE you to say something bad about laying down man. I dare you!!!
At 8/23/24 05:37 PM, Oddlem wrote:
I DARE you to say something bad about laying down man. I dare you!!!
Dude doesn’t know when the wrong time is to sexy pose on the floor.
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I have a lot of fave videogame characters, but If I have to pick one it will be Henry Stickmin.
At 8/23/24 07:11 PM, Ferbun wrote:I have a lot of fave videogame characters, but If I have to pick one it will be Henry Stickmin.
Most of him barely shows up against the black background of the forums. Bro can’t even exist in dark mode!
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Being 100% alive means taking a 50% of actions and having a 50% of perspective
At 8/23/24 08:41 PM, EmsDeLaRoZ wrote:aight, I wanna see ya try it
Fancy Pants? More like Shaky Lines.
Get Skooped bro!
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At 8/23/24 09:02 PM, Thetageist wrote:At 8/23/24 08:41 PM, EmsDeLaRoZ wrote:aight, I wanna see ya try it
Fancy Pants? More like Shaky Lines.
Get Skooped bro!
damn, u made it
Being 100% alive means taking a 50% of actions and having a 50% of perspective
Got a tough one for you. Let's see if you can come up with anything that will insult the richest, most powerful, and most attractive man to ever live; Sir Bartleby Montclair of Dresdin. There is no roasting this man, try your worst, I dare you.
