Send me a favorite game character of yours and I’ll see if I can come up with a creative insult directed at them. Kinda like r/RoastMe but without all the overused sex jokes.
Here’s my example with Enki from Fear and Hunger:
Enki looks like if a vulture became human and was so happy to not be bald anymore that it decided to grow out as much hair as possible. Neither one stands up straight, that’s for sure.
Alright now, gimme some.
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There's absolutely nothing bad you could possibly say about this guy.
His name is Chip, btw.
He's from Sonic Unleashed.
He single-handedly lifted the Sonic franchise out of the ashes and restored it to its former glory.
От каждого по способностям, каждому по потребностям
One of my favorites - bring it onnnn!
At 8/22/24 12:22 PM, 5ERGEI wrote:There's absolutely nothing bad you could possibly say about this guy.
His name is Chip, btw.
He's from Sonic Unleashed.
He single-handedly lifted the Sonic franchise out of the ashes and restored it to its former glory.
His face just screams “dog looking at you proudly for successfully eating something he shouldn’t have.” And the thing that he swallowed is that Legend of Zelda fairy that’s trying to escape through his chest and back at the same time like a confused baby Xenomorph.
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At 8/22/24 01:34 PM, Dungeonation wrote:
One of my favorites - bring it onnnn!
His face gives the impression of no brain cells in that head, and the fact that he’s holding his gun so close to his face confirms it.
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Some call him the dynamite man.
Look at him spin
At 8/22/24 10:03 AM, Thetageist wrote:Send me a favorite game character of yours and I’ll see if I can come up with a creative insult directed at them. Kinda like r/RoastMe but without all the overused sex jokes.
Here’s my example with Enki from Fear and Hunger:
Enki looks like if a vulture became human and was so happy to not be bald anymore that it decided to grow out as much hair as possible. Neither one stands up straight, that’s for sure.
Alright now, gimme some.
I would say Sonic, but that's too easy. Gimme what you got!!
(This is the Ghost Trick protagonist, Sissel btw.)
I'll never look back, I've got no regrets,
Cause time doesn't wait for me
I choose to go my own way
Kinda looks like Wednesday from the Addams family
"I could eat Girl Scouts for breakfast."
At 8/22/24 04:02 PM, N0xah wrote:Kinda looks like Wednesday from the Addams family
You think Enki looks like Wednesday? Meet Samarie, from the second game.
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At 8/22/24 03:56 PM, TheMusicalManiac wrote:At 8/22/24 10:03 AM, Thetageist wrote:Send me a favorite game character of yours and I’ll see if I can come up with a creative insult directed at them. Kinda like r/RoastMe but without all the overused sex jokes.
Here’s my example with Enki from Fear and Hunger:
Enki looks like if a vulture became human and was so happy to not be bald anymore that it decided to grow out as much hair as possible. Neither one stands up straight, that’s for sure.
Alright now, gimme some.
I would say Sonic, but that's too easy. Gimme what you got!!
(This is the Ghost Trick protagonist, Sissel btw.)
I’m surprised he even has any time to do any “ghost tricks”, considering how much time it’s gotta take to gel his hair up into that exact shape!
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At 8/22/24 03:54 PM, DonnyTheCartoonist wrote:Cloud Strife
I’m pretty sure that asymmetric haircut came from bad swings he made while still getting used to his big-ass sword.
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At 8/22/24 03:44 PM, aapiarts wrote:Some call him the dynamite man.
But very few know the true story… of Anton the Christmas elf, who was fired from the North Pole because he always ended up destroying the toys.
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At 8/22/24 10:03 AM, Thetageist wrote:Send me a favorite game character of yours and I’ll see if I can come up with a creative insult directed at them. Kinda like r/RoastMe but without all the overused sex jokes.
Here’s my example with Enki from Fear and Hunger:
Enki looks like if a vulture became human and was so happy to not be bald anymore that it decided to grow out as much hair as possible. Neither one stands up straight, that’s for sure.
Alright now, gimme some.
What bad can you possibly say about him? He's such a sweet guy
At 8/22/24 04:24 PM, Billy-SuperSkullz wrote:Yoshi
I know this is unoriginal, but how can he see over his nose? Hell, what is it even made of? Is it just a huge hollow ball of cartilage?
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At 8/22/24 05:12 PM, CyberZapkak051 wrote:At 8/22/24 10:03 AM, Thetageist wrote:Send me a favorite game character of yours and I’ll see if I can come up with a creative insult directed at them. Kinda like r/RoastMe but without all the overused sex jokes.What bad can you possibly say about him? He's such a sweet guy
Here’s my example with Enki from Fear and Hunger:
Enki looks like if a vulture became human and was so happy to not be bald anymore that it decided to grow out as much hair as possible. Neither one stands up straight, that’s for sure.
Alright now, gimme some.
Can’t wait for space Nintendo to sue the manufacturers of his eyepiece for the design on it looking too much like a pokeball.
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I'd like to see what potshots you got for Potemkin from Guilty Gear
Meursault from Limbus Company and the book *The Outsider*
do your worst, if you can
edit: those are zoe from monster prom and solair from dark souls btw
At 8/22/24 05:41 PM, KhaosKitsune617 wrote:asuka langley
Mech or no mech, girlie really should be wearing a helmet. And better chest armor, you have no idea how easy it would be to get around the boob plates and hit her heart.
(Had to double check who sent this before I sent the insults, lol. I don’t want to run into yet another bozo who takes issue with me as soon as I mention the logistical issues with anime designs.)
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At 8/22/24 06:05 PM, Anonimjoojpixel wrote:
Ok.
It’s kinda hard to tell what the design is like given how much negative space is being used in the image (which I otherwise love for artistic purposes), but what I can say is that that is really not a flattering angle. It looks like the character has a double chin lol
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At 8/22/24 06:06 PM, FunnyPlush wrote:I'd like to see what potshots you got for Potemkin from Guilty Gear
We’ve already joked about the titty bolts, so I’ll refrain from centering my roast around those. But what I can say is that he’s probably not allowed in old buildings anymore after he fell through too many wooden floors. But hey, at least he’s protected from stubbing his toes.
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"Don't you understand? You lost to fate! Walking the path of justice is true fate!"
autistic robot girl
she/her
At 8/22/24 06:06 PM, Dolorious wrote:Meursault from Limbus Company and the book *The Outsider*
Wow, out of all the colorful characters in the funny anime SCP Foundation universe, you picked the most generic-looking one to post here.
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At 8/22/24 06:19 PM, youtherthyf wrote:
do your worst, if you can
edit: those are zoe from monster prom and solair from dark souls btw
Well, clearly, Mattel rejected that daughter of the beholder design because one, she didn’t dress hyperfeminine enough to match the rest of Monster High, and two, they’d have to make a new doll mold for it. (In all seriousness, Zoe is cute and I love the Monster Prom character designs a lot better than many other “monster girl” designs out there.)
Also isn’t that the guy from YouTube who makes the videos about bullying his son for watching hentai? (Joking, obviously, I know who Solair is lol)
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At 8/22/24 06:48 PM, GGishere wrote:
go easy on her,,,
Cat in the Hat ass hat.
(On the plus side, having a shadow tail for a lower half means she’s saving a fortune on bottom surgery!)
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At 8/22/24 06:40 PM, Thetageist wrote:Mech or no mech, girlie really should be wearing a helmet. And better chest armor, you have no idea how easy it would be to get around the boob plates and hit her heart.
That's the worst insult I've ever heard. If I had to write, probably two or three ways.
A: "Oh I see why you love her, you two are both motherless."
B: "You really like them girls THIS young, huh."
C:
(Had to double check who sent this before I sent the insults, lol. I don’t want to run into yet another bozo who takes issue with me as soon as I mention the logistical issues with anime designs.)
Oh that's easy to counter, nerd emoji.
So anyway here's mine.
(Had to scale it down because it was too big.)
Careful now, he's a lawyer (with a gun).
