Yo yo, this big silly john willy here to present the truth
I rap in a trap like great gazukes
I do it for 24 hour ninjas looking through da glass,
don't worry homebody I get dat cash
very ominous with the soul beat, I control heat
buy my mixtapes, new one every damn week
this hustle here is legendary, don't forget me
I don't go poop, I just live don't regret me

At 4/10/15 07:50 PM, journeyman99 wrote: oki

I like you already.

Stick around.

At 4/6/15 10:56 PM, DrFuzzbutt wrote: Hey guys I'm new here.

Hi there, welcome to NG

At 4/7/15 12:10 PM, Nijko wrote: Hey guys.

Hi there, welcome to NG

At 4/8/15 06:59 PM, Salvationist wrote: Hello!

Hi there, welcome to NG

At 4/9/15 02:48 AM, MrSpl33n wrote: Well, I'm new.

Hi there, welcome to NG

At 4/10/15 11:00 AM, Twone wrote: hi i have never posted before how do i make flash

Grab her cock and then burn your school down while bragging about how much you love Tom Fulp. Or something like that. Flash is dead so it doesn't matter.

At 4/10/15 01:20 PM, CLHanssen-Alpha wrote: Hi there from the new guy.

Hi there, welcome to NG

At 4/10/15 02:25 PM, VanillaIceSon wrote: Yo yo, this big silly john willy here to present the truth

Hi there, welcome to NG

At 4/10/15 03:38 PM, journeyman99 wrote: Hey everyone, I'm new.

Hi there, welcome to NG

So yeah, second accts/trolls aside, welcome to all of the new members, I hope you lot enjoy your stay for however long it lasts (cuz I reckon some of you might get turned away by the wanna-be-4chan attitude that the Gen. Forums tends to adapt, sometimes). Just keep chill, try not to take anything around here seriously, and take note that this website has a strong affinity for penises and penis-accessories.

At 4/11/15 10:49 PM, CiviLies wrote: Just keep chill, try not to take anything around here seriously, and take note that this website has a strong affinity for penises and penis-accessories.

Welcome to Newgrounds, CiviLies. I have a feeling you'll fit in p well around here.

Also penis.

Howdy, been soooo long since I visited this website regularly. But nothing but good memories. Time to become more involved ^^ nice to meet you all

Hi!

I'm a newbie here, trying to figure things out.

I'm spaniard, so I might be sleeping while you answer. (We love to sleep)

I'm going to take a nap. (?)

Se you later, guys!

At 4/15/15 03:22 AM, CafeRider wrote: Hi!

I'm a newbie here, trying to figure things out.

I'm spaniard, so I might be sleeping while you answer. (We love to sleep)

I'm going to take a nap. (?)

Se you later, guys!

Hello and welcome. If you're just here to use the site, it won't take long. If you want to play a game, watch a short movie, listen to some music or browse some art, just click the tabs near the top of the screen. Channels if you want to check out a particular series or collection of movies. Community for the BBS and Wiki and Your Feed for when people are talking to you and stuff.

A lot of the common questions are up in the wiki if you want the nitty gritty.

So... hello. I've known about Newgrounds for quite a while, but never really decide to make an account until now.
Sorry this isn't much, but I'm not too comfortable talking about myself, so this is all you need to know about me for now.

I've had this Newgrounds account for awhile, and I had another one before this from 2009 and just didn't upload much stuff. I'm now gonna start using this account a lot more and take this more seriously. I have been a lurker of Newgrounds for awhile, but now I'm gonna make an effort to actively take part in the community!

At 4/15/15 08:45 AM, Awesome-Cam wrote: I've had this Newgrounds account for awhile, and I had another one before this from 2009 and just didn't upload much stuff. I'm now gonna start using this account a lot more and take this more seriously. I have been a lurker of Newgrounds for awhile, but now I'm gonna make an effort to actively take part in the community!

Nice to see you on the forums! Goody Goody is really well animated, excited to see more of your stuff around here!

At 4/15/15 08:45 AM, Awesome-Cam wrote: I have been a lurker of Newgrounds for awhile, but now I'm gonna make an effort to actively take part in the community!

Beware the General forum.

If you are new, start out in the video game forum. General can be a bit overwhelming to the new.

I am relitivly new to this website. I remember as a kid this is what constituted the majority of my time. I had a feeling it was about time to give back to the community that basically brought me up. I will be reviewing as many games as I can, so long as they have medals so that I can track my progress, and movies aswell. If anyone has any suggestions feel free to leave them below. Once again I would like to thank you all.

At 4/17/15 10:58 AM, RigoRuiz wrote: I am relitivly new to this website. I remember as a kid this is what constituted the majority of my time. I had a feeling it was about time to give back to the community that basically brought me up. I will be reviewing as many games as I can, so long as they have medals so that I can track my progress, and movies aswell. If anyone has any suggestions feel free to leave them below. Once again I would like to thank you all.

Hello and welcome.

All of the games with medals are listed here

, but here are some of the following that are some really nice games.

• 

  Abobo's Big Adventure

  by Abobo

  The Ultimate Tribute to the NES! Play as the angriest 8-bit character in the universe!

  Game

  2,173,958 Views

  (Ages 13+)

• 

  Madness: Project Nexus (Classic)

  by Krinkels

  Blaze through the Madness Universe in this sidescrolling Shoot 'Em Up!

  Game

  24,146,530 Views

  (Ages 13+)

• 

  Hippolyta

  by Evil-Dog

  Play as Hippolyta, a captive amazon warrior, fighting for her freedom!

  Game

  1,105,956 Views

  (Ages 13+)

• 

  Road of the Dead

  by Evil-Dog

  Escape the quarantined city through a highway filled with zombies, carnage and chaos!

  Game

  5,825,867 Views

  (Ages 17+)

• 

  Road of the Dead 2

  by Evil-Dog

  Survive the massive outbreak in Evans City as two soldiers fighting to live.

  Game

  2,235,260 Views

  (Ages 17+)

• 

  Shark Lifting 2

  by Wiesi

  Travel the world on an epic shark lifting adventure!

  Game

  344,187 Views

  (Everyone)

• 

  Pico's School

  by TomFulp

  Goth kids have shot up your school, it's up to Pico to save the day!

  Game

  10,557,005 Views

  (Ages 17+)

That's just a few of the games I really dig. Should be enough to keep you busy for quite a bit.

At 4/17/15 10:58 AM, RigoRuiz wrote: I am relitivly new to this website. I remember as a kid this is what constituted the majority of my time. I had a feeling it was about time to give back to the community that basically brought me up.

Welcome to Newgrounds.

And additionally, if you wanna stick around the message board, welcome to the NG BBS.

At 4/18/15 12:01 AM, ThePulp wrote:

At 4/17/15 10:58 AM, RigoRuiz wrote:

Welcome to Newgrounds.

And additionally, if you wanna stick around the message board, welcome to the NG BBS.

Try to avoid General, RigoRuiz. It's a very toxic community.

At 4/18/15 01:03 AM, koopahermit wrote:

At 4/18/15 12:01 AM, ThePulp wrote:

At 4/17/15 10:58 AM, RigoRuiz wrote:

And additionally, if you wanna stick around the message board, welcome to the NG BBS.

Try to avoid General, RigoRuiz. It's a very toxic community.

Guy's got a point, though.

It's like General's a place of it's own-- 'dying' every other week with little taints of shitposters here and there.
But besides that, it's an alright joint.

At 4/9/15 02:48 AM, MrSpl33n wrote: Well, I'm new.

Welcome to Newgrounds. How are ya doing?

At 4/9/15 02:48 AM, MrSpl33n wrote: Well, I'm new.

Welcome to the NG rollercoaster!

Hi, Fandom Trash/Jay Here and I'm New Here.

At 4/20/15 03:30 PM, FandomTrash wrote: Hi, Fandom Trash/Jay Here and I'm New Here.

Hello and welcome. Enjoy your stay, and there's nothing to fear from the floppy penis in the upper left.

At 4/20/15 06:00 PM, someaveragechap wrote:

At 4/20/15 03:30 PM, FandomTrash wrote: Hi, Fandom Trash/Jay Here and I'm New Here.

Hello and welcome. Enjoy your stay, and there's nothing to fear from the floppy penis in the upper left.

O h hmm I might as well give out some facts about myself

At 4/18/15 01:03 AM, koopahermit wrote:

At 4/18/15 12:01 AM, ThePulp wrote:

At 4/17/15 10:58 AM, RigoRuiz wrote:

Welcome to Newgrounds.

And additionally, if you wanna stick around the message board, welcome to the NG BBS.

Try to avoid General, RigoRuiz. It's a very toxic community.

-raises hand- how so?

At 4/20/15 06:24 PM, FandomTrash wrote:

At 4/18/15 01:03 AM, koopahermit wrote:

At 4/18/15 12:01 AM, ThePulp wrote:

At 4/17/15 10:58 AM, RigoRuiz wrote:

Welcome to Newgrounds.

And additionally, if you wanna stick around the message board, welcome to the NG BBS.

Try to avoid General, RigoRuiz. It's a very toxic community.

-raises hand- how so?

If we smell blood in the metaphorical water, we bite like sharks. The deleted thread archive is a good place to check it out. Some of the deleted threads are stupid spam or 'shock images' so be careful looking at them. On the other hand, there's some nice rage that can give you some insight to the personality of BBS users.

Edit: Top 10 Most Depressing Threadsare also some shining examples of internet stupidity. Quite a few of them worthy of a giggle. The dovahkiin1994 saga alone is worth checking out.

Welcome new users

At 4/21/15 08:26 PM, hamankarn31 wrote: Though I may reside in mysticvortex13's body, I am not him. I just control his right hand and a portion of his mind.

Wow you actually went through with this venture.

How nice.

This is pure brilliance.

Hi ham, welcome to here

At 4/23/15 01:18 AM, hamankarn31 wrote: Just because I've had no prior discussions with thepulp doesn't mean I don't know him.
I've got your memories, and I've also got my reading the bbs...

I see.

Well, this is going to be a fun and meta romp.

At 4/23/15 01:18 AM, hamankarn31 wrote: I'm not like you.

OOOOOO SHOTS FIRED!
As long as you don't turn out to be another Insanctuary (if you're not able to find out who he is as well there might be something about him on the NG Wikia), a Melody Hensley-esque Social Justice Warrior, or overly sensitive about everything (or anything), you should do fine.

Welcome to the BBS.

insanctuary was pretty intelligent when he was on the Newgrounds BS. why would you be mean to him?