New to NG or the NG forums? Introduce yourself in this thread! What brought you to NG?

You should also check out the Forum Rules and the FAQ while you're here!

Everyone else, feel free to welcome new users are they arrive!

Hey Tom, good to have you!

;~)!

Hi, supergandhi64! Enjoy your stay here.

At 2/23/15 05:49 PM, FinaLee wrote: Hi, supergandhi64! Enjoy your stay here.

Hello FinaLee! Welcome to newgrounds, the home of dicks, penises, cocks, and phalluses.

welcome newcomers. i am NewgroundsNation, self-appointed dictator of Newgrounds

Hi! My name is Prinzy2 and I'm new here. My interests include ROFLCOPTER and grabbing her cock.

I suppose I am a new 'user' compared to the jokers that are posting in this thread. I found out about NG from a buddy who thought Pico versus the Uberkids was the height of hilarity. I agreed. Didn't make an account because I didn't feel the need to. Decided to make an account to keep track of what I liked instead of having a crap ton o favorites on my bookmark.

Are you new?

YOU MUST LEAVE BEFORE THE SPELL TAKES EFFECT!! You havent much time now. Once its been a week..... What time is it? Who? Oh god

I can see forever.

Hey everyone, my name is Frank. I hope to submit some flashes soon m8s.

At 2/23/15 06:29 PM, FaroutFrank wrote: Hey everyone, my name is Frank. I hope to submit some flashes soon m8s.

Sweet. That's always nice to hear.

At 2/23/15 06:33 PM, krumpingkatie wrote: so what do you guys do around here for fun ;O

From what I've observed, BS about culture, troll threads, make bait threads and imply that other users are horrible people because of their taste in music, decrying the decline of Newgrounds, being merciless to be people with no sense of humor, make photoshop threads, MS Paint various things and generally contribute nothing worthwhile to society at large.

Kinda like any internet community, but with a larger focus on dick jokes.

...

squints and sees user join date

Great, I typed all of that for nothing. Er, have a great week?

Lmao, I love how there's ONE person who is actually new who posted in this thread.

Newgrounds has always, and will always be an open home for creativity, nonsense, and community. Whatever you make or think, someone will probably think its funny.

I like the idea, but a lot of people will still make "Hi, I'm new!" threads.

At 2/23/15 06:50 PM, 24901miles wrote:

At 2/23/15 06:41 PM, LunarHawk69 wrote: Newgrounds has always, and will always be an open home for creativity, nonsense, and community. Whatever you make or think, someone will probably think its funny.

Dude, you're still alive?

Only the good die young my friend. I'm cursed to live far too long.

Hey everyone, I'm a random Croat who joined Newgrounds. I hope to use NG as a site to share my artsy stuff in and maybe make friends as well? Who knows.

You have no idea of the Hell that's in store for you.

Also, hello there. I'm Mykei. I'm the one in charge of making sure nothing gets done around here.

If you're eager to get started here on NG and you're male, please press 1 now. If female, please hold, while we call your bluff.

also have fun..... and don't watch Africa dudes

I'm HKS, the residential Jew. I'll give you life tips and insult you at the same time. Preferably about your mother or your poor life choices.

At 2/23/15 07:01 PM, 24901miles wrote:

At 2/23/15 06:59 PM, LunarHawk69 wrote:

At 2/23/15 06:50 PM, 24901miles wrote:

At 2/23/15 06:41 PM, LunarHawk69 wrote: Newgrounds has always, and will always be an open home for creativity, nonsense, and community. Whatever you make or think, someone will probably think its funny.

Dude, you're still alive?

Only the good die young my friend. I'm cursed to live far too long.

I heard you guys have had over 120 inches of accumulation from this February. It's only about 95-100 here.

We are the second snowiest city in the country. Its officially clocked in around 105, but I doubt that. We were at 100 when I lost count. What a winter huh? I wouldn't want to trade with you, but I'd trade your view of the ocean any day. Do you ever hang out near the water during storms?

At 2/23/15 07:35 PM, 24901miles wrote: stuff

Anybody with numbers in their username and talk in an informative fashion are not welcome here. Get yer' shit and get outta' here.

I came to NG because I liked Assassin and Cat Dynamics, I stayed for the cock jokes

Welcome all new NGers to the greatest website ever to exist

hi I'm new how i be cool on bbs?

TOM = GOD
TOM = GOD
TOM = GOD

Finally a thread to avoid 102902180323 instances a day of "hai im new and I will never come back" threads.

At 2/23/15 10:04 PM, NotASpammer wrote: Hello, I am NotASpammer, I am an amazing artist. I have a great personality, and great looks. You should all look up to me as your older brother. Because I am so great.

Welcome to Newgrounds, m'lady.

You are a gentlemen and a scholar.

Hi, I'm new!

At 2/23/15 06:22 PM, NewgroundsNation wrote: welcome newcomers. i am NewgroundsNation, self-appointed dictator of Newgrounds

Hey newcomers, I'm Gremlin, let me just tell you that NewgroundsNation here is actually not our self-appointed dictator, he is our self-appointed whore, but he is our little whore

At 2/23/15 06:50 PM, 24901miles wrote: (Hi I'm new here)

9 years ago I was new here.
Hi everybody.

At 2/24/15 12:08 AM, YenMuffin wrote:

At 2/23/15 06:50 PM, 24901miles wrote: (Hi I'm new here)

9 years ago I was new here.
Hi everybody.

¡¿?مرحبا، اسمي هو خائن لهذه الصفحة, xD أنا حزين!!!

Been here in some form since 2005. What I have to say is, the more you explore the site the more you'll be hooked. Welcome and have fun!

PS: in the future I want everyone to link to this thread every time we get a "Newgrounds iz dyin hurr durrr!!!" thread.