At 4/4/15 08:32 PM, NotASpammer wrote:

At 4/4/15 08:29 PM, Dereth wrote:

At 4/4/15 08:28 PM, NotASpammer wrote:

At 4/4/15 11:21 AM, Dereth wrote: I'm not acutally new, but whatever. Hi. I dislike all of you.

Welcome to NG, I fucking hate you!

(

Nah, I am kidding, I love you.... I love everyone...

Oh. Sweet.

At 4/4/15 11:21 AM, Dereth wrote: I'm not acutally new, but whatever. Hi. I dislike all of you.

Welcome to NG.
I like you already.

At 4/5/15 06:59 AM, ThePulp wrote:

At 4/4/15 11:21 AM, Dereth wrote: I'm not acutally new, but whatever. Hi. I dislike all of you.

Welcome to NG.
I like you already.

Thanks. :^)

Hey there, I'm new, but I want to change that. I'm eager to start interacting more within this community because Newgrounds has quickly become a beloved addiction of mine.

At 4/5/15 08:52 PM, CherryzBomber wrote: Hey there, I'm new, but I want to change that. I'm eager to start interacting more within this community because Newgrounds has quickly become a beloved addiction of mine.

Greetings, my friend.

We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future.

You are interested in the unknown... the mysterious. The unexplainable. That is why you are here.

And now, for the first time, we are bringing to you, the full story of what happened on that fateful day. We are bringing you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimony, of the miserable souls, who survived this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, the places.

My friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty. Let us reward the innocent. My friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts about Tom Fulp's Nudes from Outer Space??

At 4/6/15 11:51 AM, Agent-Venom wrote: Hey guys. I'm new and I'm a girl so be nice, okay?

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT...

Have a good one.

At 4/6/15 11:51 AM, Agent-Venom wrote: Hey guys. I'm new and I'm a girl so be nice, okay?

Welcome to newgrounds. Make me a sandwich, bitch.

At 4/6/15 12:01 AM, ThePulp wrote:






My friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty. Let us reward the innocent. My friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts about Tom Fulp's Nudes from Outer Space??

I do, my friend, believe that my heart can stand the facts with the help of you and the rest of the community. Thank you.

Welcome to the website that started user content, NewGrounds. It is also the second website to feature DoctorStrongbad.

Hey guys I'm new here.

I'm 17, and I am an artist, poet, and composer/performer.
I play a little bit of everything but my main instrument is the tuba.
I also study a bit of programming.

My friends told me about this this site, which is what led me here.

I plan on posting some of my animations, art, music, and games.
I can't wait to see what some of the users of this site have created as well.

At 4/6/15 10:56 PM, DrFuzzbutt wrote: Hey guys I'm new here.

Hello and welcome. Enjoy yourself, watch out for the Kitty Krew flashes and don't take anything here people say too seriously.

At 4/6/15 11:12 PM, someaveragechap wrote:

At 4/6/15 10:56 PM, DrFuzzbutt wrote: Hey guys I'm new here.

Hello and welcome. Enjoy yourself, watch out for the Kitty Krew flashes and don't take anything here people say too seriously.

Thanks for the welcome, and can you explain to me what are the "Kitty Krew" flashes?

At 4/6/15 11:22 PM, DrFuzzbutt wrote:

At 4/6/15 11:12 PM, someaveragechap wrote:

At 4/6/15 10:56 PM, DrFuzzbutt wrote: Hey guys I'm new here.

Hello and welcome. Enjoy yourself, watch out for the Kitty Krew flashes and don't take anything here people say too seriously.

Thanks for the welcome, and can you explain to me what are the "Kitty Krew" flashes?

I'd say watch out for flashes by "crews" or anything like that in general. The vast majority of them are really poorly done animations that are only good for blam points or for attempting to disgust and/or annoy anyone who watches them.

At 4/6/15 11:22 PM, DrFuzzbutt wrote:
Thanks for the welcome, and can you explain to me what are the "Kitty Krew" flashes?

here's an example:

• Unsuitable Submission

  This submission contains age-rated material and requires an account to view.

here's an example of a good flash with kitties:

• 

  Pussy Game

  by GoshaDole

  Something is amidst in the town of Dolesfield! A kitty cat diamond heist perhaps?

  Movie

  307,099 Views

  (Ages 13+)

At 4/6/15 11:52 PM, Viper wrote:

At 4/6/15 11:22 PM, DrFuzzbutt wrote: Thanks for the welcome, and can you explain to me what are the "Kitty Krew" flashes?

I'd say watch out for flashes by "crews" or anything like that in general. The vast majority of them are really poorly done animations that are only good for blam points or for attempting to disgust and/or annoy anyone who watches them.

All of the crews are dead anyways so does it even matter?

At 4/6/15 11:58 PM, koopahermit wrote:

At 4/6/15 11:52 PM, Viper wrote:

At 4/6/15 11:22 PM, DrFuzzbutt wrote: Thanks for the welcome, and can you explain to me what are the "Kitty Krew" flashes?

I'd say watch out for flashes by "crews" or anything like that in general. The vast majority of them are really poorly done animations that are only good for blam points or for attempting to disgust and/or annoy anyone who watches them.

All of the crews are dead anyways so does it even matter?

You never know when someone will try to make a new one. Though now that the portal is set up the way it is, I don't think anything by any crew would pass anyways. Unless it's clock day....

Hey guys. I'm kinda new. I joined two years ago but never went back on lol

At 4/7/15 12:10 PM, Nijko wrote: Hey guys. I'm kinda new. I joined two years ago but never went back on lol

I suppose new is a relative term. Welcome back? Yeah, welcome back.

At 4/7/15 01:05 PM, someaveragechap wrote:

At 4/7/15 12:10 PM, Nijko wrote: Hey guys. I'm kinda new. I joined two years ago but never went back on lol

I suppose new is a relative term. Welcome back? Yeah, welcome back.

Thanks!

At 4/7/15 12:10 PM, Nijko wrote: Hey guys. I'm kinda new. I joined two years ago but never went back on lol

Where did you go after you signed up?

At 4/7/15 09:11 PM, Viper wrote:

At 4/7/15 12:10 PM, Nijko wrote: Hey guys. I'm kinda new. I joined two years ago but never went back on lol

Where did you go after you signed up?

pornhub, that was a helluva long time of masturbating.

Hello!

My name is the one you can see on the screen i am new to Newgrounds, although i have been on Armour games for a year or two (The horror!) but Newgrounds seemed larger and more scary than the spooky scary skeletons at the time and i decided to leave it alone..

But now i am here! (for about two weeks) and i need... help understanding things such as the forum so any of you kind people/ pranksters could point me in the right/wrong direction and give me some advice i would be extremely grateful.

So yeah... hello...

Well, I'm new.

At 4/9/15 02:48 AM, MrSpl33n wrote: Well, I'm new.

Hey, welcome to Newgrounds. Please enjoy the quality (and not so quality) flashes, games, music and art pieces here.

Also, Daily Life with Monster Girl kicks butt.

At 4/9/15 03:32 AM, someaveragechap wrote:

At 4/9/15 02:48 AM, MrSpl33n wrote: Well, I'm new.

Hey, welcome to Newgrounds. Please enjoy the quality (and not so quality) flashes, games, music and art pieces here.

Also, Daily Life with Monster Girl kicks butt.

Haha! Indeed.

At 4/9/15 02:48 AM, MrSpl33n wrote: Well, I'm new.

Welcome.

hi i have never posted before how do i make flash

Hi there from the new guy. Here is my bio:

Well what can I say about me? Well I was born in Baltimore, Maryland USA on October 12, 1970. I had a bad childhood, there were no drugs related. I am a Star Trek and Sci-Fi fan since I was 8 years old, with emphasis on Star Trek. I love the entire genre of Star Trek that includes all the shows and the technical side of it. I love all Sci-Fi including Star Wars and Babylon 5. I love Japanese Animation and I also collect Comics. I have been playing video games since I was a kid. I went to the Arcades and I owned our long beloved Sega Genesis. I now own a Game Cube and a XBOX. My all time favorite game babes are BloodRayne and Sarah Kerrigan from Starcraft. I do like Vanessa Z. Schneider and Motoko Kusanagi. My favorire games are of course BloodRayne and BloodRayne 2, Starcraft, P.N. 03, Soul Calibur2, and DOA. I live in Glen Burnie, Maryland in the good ole USA. I am 6'1' and weigh 240 lbs. I have brown hair and blue eyes. I love food and drinks.

At 4/10/15 11:00 AM, Twone wrote: hi i have never posted before how do i make flash

Nice try wise guy.

At 4/10/15 01:20 PM, CLHanssen-Alpha wrote: Hi there from the new guy.

Hello and welcome. There's a fine selection of material around here (along with some not so fine stuff) to keep you busy for quite some time. Have a good one.

At 4/10/15 01:24 PM, someaveragechap wrote: wise guy.

I am not thing if not a wise guy